April 7, 2016 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Marge, Money
Episodes: Bart the Murderer, Sideshow Bob Roberts, The Day the Violence Died
Winner: Cheating?! How could you! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who asks questions at Berry park. Captain Whats His Name. We play trivia with rules. Why do you think I made you listen to all those Worst Episode Ever podcasts? For fun! Well I didn't hear anyone laughing.

1. Cheating?! How could you! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who asks questions at Berry park. Captain Whats His Name. We play trivia with rules. Why do you think I made you listen to all those Worst Episode Ever podcasts? For fun! Well I didn't hear anyone laughing., 47.5 points
2. Well, I like Rachel's team because their pure of heart, Jarrod's team because they've got something to prove, and Will's team because they always cheat, 44.5 points
3. Groin Grabbingly Good Team, 43 points
4. Look sad and say D'oh , 42.5 points
5. The team that is better than dirt. Not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients, we can't compete with that..., 41.5 points
6. Less Artsy, more fartsy, 38.5 points
7. Dan Ozzi is a ... brilliant man with lots of well thought out practical ideas. He is ensuring the financial security of this trivia night for years to come. And oh yes, his personal hygiene is above reproach, 35 points
8. Milpool vs. Thrillo: Doves of Justice, 34 points
9. The Dan that we want is kindly and sage, and one who will work for minimum wage, 31.5 points
9. Officer Steve GRABOWSKI, 31.5 points
11. The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, 31 points
12. Our team doesn't use the term heroes lightly, but you, Dans, are the greatest heroes in American History, 30 points
13. Then they realized they were no longer little Dans, they were little women, 28.5 points
14. Former President James Taylor, 28.5 points
15. Get Confident Stupid!, 26.5 points
15. Here comes two!, 26.5 points
17. This is just our team's memory. We can't give you any new information., 25 points
18. You pressed Dan, referring to Dan. That is incorrect. The correct answer is Dan, 24.5 points
19. What Id' like is I'd like to hug and kiss you, 21 points
20. University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol, 16 points
21. Impy and Jimpy, 15.5 points
22. Worker and Parasite, 15 points
23. The Suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked, 14.5 points
24. Me Fail English, 14 points
25. The Q-Zones, 9 points
26. Alright!! The Dans are ready for their mystical journey!, 7.5 points
27. What's the secret password? I love my sister..., 6 points