November 25, 2015 - Ottawa

Location: Hooley's Pub

Episodes: You Only Move Twice

Categories: Milhouse, Simpsons Moments That Made You Cry

Winner After Tie Breaker: Cesspool on the Potomac

1 Cesspool on the Potomac 38.0

2 No Function Beer Well Without 38.0

3 Can I Borrow a Team Name? 35.0

4 Searing Gas Pain Land 33.0

4 My Team is Also Named "Bort" 33.0

5 A Few Jewish Cowboys 32.5

5 5 Little Rory Calhouns 32.5

6 Space Coyotes 32.0

7 She's the Fastest 31.5

8 Bart's People 31.0

9 That's it, Back to Winnipeg! 29.0

10 Gabbo! 27.5

11 Bovine University 25.5

12 Bowties are Cool 18.5

13 Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 13.5

November 21, 2015 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub

Episodes: The Homer They Fall, You Only Move Twice, Bart After Dark

Categories: Abraham Simpson, Birds

Winner: Stupider Like a Fox

1. Stupider Like a Fox, 47 pts
2. The W___D  F_IR, 46 pts
3. Up With Miniskirts!, 44 pts
4. Avis Rent-A-Car Presents: Garfunkle, Messina, Oates, and Lisa Singing Their #2 Hit, “Born to Runner Up”, 43.5 pts
5. The BYOBB Sharps, 42.5 pts
6. Yvan Eht Nioj (The Party Posse), 41.5 pts
=7. Jigglin’ for Justice, 41 pts
=7. Our Team is a Crazy Breed Half in Love with Death, Gobbling Up Danger Like Ordinary Men Eat Peanuts. Are We Turning You On? What if , We Undo This Button? What if We Talk Like This? What if We Sing to You? We Gave Our Love a Chicken, It Had no Bones. Mmm… chicken…, 41 pts
9. Hi. Ummm... Let Me Have Some of Those Porno Magazines, Large Box of Condoms, a Bottle of Old Harper, a Couple of Those Panty Shields and some Illegal Fireworks and One of Those Disposable Enemas. …Eh, make it Two, 40 pts
10. Bort's People, 39.5 pts
11. The “I Didn’t Do It” Dancers, 38.5 pts
12. It’s Agnes and You Know It! It Means Lamb! Lamb of God! 37 pts
=13. Canyonero’s Test Drivers, 36 pts
=13. Max Power (Each Letter is as Important as the One That Preceded It), 36 pts
=13. The Recipients of the First Annual C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence, 36 pts
16. [No Name on Sheet], 35 pts
=17. To Alcohol, The Cause of and Solution to All of Life’s Problems, 34 pts
=17. Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag, 34 pts
19. The Hammock District, 33.5 pts
20. Kings, Damn Hell Ass Kings, 33 pts
=21. Dickens Eruptus, 32 pts
=21. The Moe Syzlak Experience Featuring Homer, 32 pts
23. Worker and Parasite, 31 pts
=24. A Noble Spirit Embiggens Even the Smallest Man, 28 pts
=24. Nuts and Gum, Together At Last, 28 pts
=24. We're Ugly Morons With Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell, and We Like to Kiss our Own Butts, 28 pts
=27. Homer Simpson and the Seven Duffs: Tipsy, Queasy, Surly, Sleazy, Edgy, Dizzy, and Remorseful, 27 pts
=27. We're Idaho, 27 pts
29. Ow My Eye! My Doctor Says I’m Not Supposed to Get Trivia in It, 26.5 pts
=30. The Name You Can’t Touch… Max Power!!, 26 pts
=30. Spinal Tarp, Slag Off!!, 26 pts
32. Dental Plan 20.5 pts
33. Kang & Kodos, 19 pts
34. I Am So Far Away From My Car, 18 pts
35. Lisa Needs Braces, 12 pts
36. Papaya, 9.5 pts
37. No Homers Club, 6.5 pts
38. The Bouvier Sisters, 5 pts
=39. Funk You <3 Out, 1 pt
=39. [No Name on Sheet], 1 pt

November 18, 2015 - Ottawa

Location: The Observatory
Categories: Homer, Springfield Elmentary
Winners: The Scratchys

1		The Scratchys	36.0
2		Two Knives	32.3
3		Homer	28.0
4		Duff Bros and Maude	23.0
5		The Aww Gills	17.0
6		Flaming Moes (Picture)	15.0
7		The B Sharps	13.0
8		Flaming Moes	8.0
9		Santa's Little Helpers	6.0
9		Lenny and Carl	6.0
9		Selema and Patti - Crazy Cat Ladies	6.0
10		Get It	4.0
11		Spider Pig	2.5
12		Moe's Ho's!	2.0
12		Team Hooyah	2.0

November 20, 2015 - Ottawa

Location: Grace O'Malley's
Categories: Krusty the Clown, What is the name of...
Episodes: You Only Move Twice, Burns Baby Burns
Winners: The Shelbyville Shelbyvillians

1		Shelbyville Shelbyvillians	37.0
2		Springfield Isotopes	33.5
3		Canyonero ™	30.0
4		They Found Us on the Mensroom Floor	24.5
5		Team Pepsi…Pepi	22.0
6		Kram!	20.5
7		We No Function Beer Well Without	19.5

November 16, 2015 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Krusty the Clown, Porno Porno Porno!
Episodes: The Crepes of Wrath, Bart vs. Thanksgiving, Selma’s Choice
Winners: Neil Arsenty

1. Neil Arsenty, 47 pts
2. I Gave My Team A Chicken, It Had No Bone, 46 pts
2. This is Simpsons Trivia, Not a Bleedin’ Splish-Splash Show, 46 pts
2. We’ll Be Gus, the Lovable Chimney Sweep! Clean as a Whistle, Sharp as a Thistle, Best in All Westminster, Yeah!, 46 pts
5. The Only Simpsons Trivia Team in Town Not Currently Under Investigation by the State, 43.5 pts
6. Manic Depressive Mouse or the Bluebird of Unhappiness, 42 pts
7. Thanks For Not Making Fun of Our Genitalia, 40 pts
8. Hired Goons, 39 pts
9. Hey, Neil’s Acting Kind of Funny. He and Mr. Simpson Split a Case of Malt Liquor, 37.5 pts
10. This is Mother Goose. The Following Cars Have Been Broken Into, 37 pts
11. Now We Play the Waiting Game. Ah, Waiting Game Sucks, Let’s Play Simpsons Trivia, 36.5 pts
12. The Team Where the Women are Robust, The Men are Pink-Cheeked, and The Children Are Pink-Cheeked and Robust, 35.5 pts
12. William T Burgheart Bowling Explosion (A Memorial), 35.5 pts
14. The Popes of Chili Town, 34.5 pts
15. The Kids Can Call This Team HoJu, 34 pts
15. Y6le, 34 pts
17. Daddy’s Chubby Little Secret, 33 pts
18. Sounds Like You’re Living for Your Team Name, Simplifyyyyyyyyy man!, 32.5 pts
19. We Have Lots of Names for This Team. Bums, Deadbeats, Losers, Scums of the Earth. We'd Like to Sweep This Team into the Gutter, or If Already in the Gutter to Some Other Out of the Way Place, 32 pts
20. They're Depressing. Their Ragged Clothes, They're Crazy, They Smell Bad, so Every Year on One Conscience-Saving Day, We Toss These People a Bone, A Turkey Bone, and That's Supposed to Make It All Better, 30.5 pts
20. The Team That Gets Results, You STUPID CHIEF!, 30.5 pts
20. Who Won? The LOSERS? No, They Lost, 30.5 pts
23. Hello, Neil, You’re Quite Good At Turning Me On, 29.5 pts
24. Chairman Moe’s Magic Wok, 29 pts
25. Nude Photos of Whoopi Goldberg, 27.5 pts
26. Troy McClure and the Fish, 24.5 pts
27. OJ Something, 22 pts
28. Your Team has Selected Regicide. If You Know the Name of the King or Queen Being Murdered, Press 1, 21 pts
29. Skinner and Patty’s Love Children, 15.5 pts

November 9th, 2015 - Ottawa

Location: The Draft Pub (UofO)
Winners: Cesspool on the Potomac

1		Cesspool on the Potomac	40.0
2		Can I Borrow a Team Name?	39.0
3		The Non-Giving-Up Trivia Guys	36.5
4		Albuquerque Isotopes	33.0
5		Honk if You're Horny	32.5
6		Blimpy Boys	25.5
7		Lenny and the Jets	23.0
8		Ottawa Hellfish	19.5
9		Duff Kings, The	8.0
10		The Kwik-E Smarts	7.5
11		The Stonecutters	6.5

October 30th, 2015 - Ottawa

Location: Grace O'Malley's
Winners: The Flaaaaaming Homersexuals

1		The Flaaaaaming Homersexuals	46.5
2		Springfield Isotopes	46.0
3		We Voted for Kodos	44.5
4		Canyonero ™	43.5
5		Capital City Goofballs	43.0
6		Are "Poo" and "Ass" taken?	42.5
7		Trambompoline!!!	42.0
8		They Found Us on the Mensroom Floor	40.0
9		Boooourns!	23.0

November 10th, 2015 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish, The Front, Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baaadasss Song
Theme Rounds: Waylon Smithers, Military Matters
Winners: Sex Cauldron

1. Sex Cauldron! - 43.5 pts
2. Five Bucks? I'm Glad There's a Curse on This Place - 42 pts
3.  Damn Wiener Kids - 40.5 pts
4. Lord Palmerston - 40 pts
4. Former Gophers - 40 pts
6. R, Q, J, ?, :) - 39 pts
7. We Cannot Answer Trivia Under These Conditions. If Anyone Wants Us We'll Be Across The Street At Rhino. Call The Nelsons, We Don't Care - 38.5 pts
8. Swank: The Team That`s 10 Times More Addictive Than Marijuana - 38 pts
8. Is Glad Some People Could Resist The Pull of Fallout 4. Oh My God I Forgot The Game - 38 pts
10. Krusty Brand Imitation Team Name - 37.5 pts
11. Here At Globex We Don't Believe in Team Names! In Fact We Didn't Even Give You Our Coats - 36.5 pts
11. This Trivia Team is Getting All Cold and Eaten - 36.5 pts
13. Chris = White, Matt = White - 35.5pts
13. Who Needs Money When You`ve Got Simpsons Trivia? - 35.5 pts
15. Only I May Dance -34.5 pts
16. Hey Egghead! Sing Fair Harvard For Me! - 34 pts
17. Finging Fingers - 33.5 pts
17. Washing My Fat Guy Hat - 33.5 pts
19. I Can`t Believe it’s a Trivia Team….Also Expert Show Repair - 32.5 pts
19. Intergalactic Hussy- 32.5 pts
21. Team Discovery Channel - 31.5 pts
22. The Soooooul Mass Transit System - 30.5 pts
23. Christmas Ape 2: Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp - 29.5 pts
23. You May Remember Us From Such Quizzes As - 29.5 pts
25. Iron Helps Us Play - 28 pts
25. Someone`s Attractive Cousin - 28 pts
25. The Team Name You Want to Touch - 28 pts
25. Turkey Behind The Bed- 28 pts
29. Kruddlers - 25.5 pts
30. Mary Ann`s Hammocks - 24 pts
31. Methuselah Rookie Cards - 23 pts
32. Northern Reticulated Chipmunks -20.5 pts
33. Worker and Parasite - 20 pts
34. We Like Our Beer Cold, Our TV Loud, and Our Homosexuals Flaming - 16.5 pts
35. Nobody is Gay For Moleman - 9 pts
36. Nahasapeemapetilons - 8.5 pts

November 3, 2015 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Stark Raving Dad, Bart The Murderer, Homer Defined
Round Theme: Sports
Winner: Compuglobalhypermeganet

1. Compuglobalhypermeganet                               45.5
2. The Two Sweetest Words in the English            45
Language....De-Fault
3. Here Come The Pretzels                                   44.5
4. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel   42.5
5. The Christ Punchers                                         42
6. The Hammock District                                      41.5
7. Team Discovery Channel                                  39.5
8. The Rory Calhouns                                           39
9. Ariaga, Ariaga II, Bariage, Aruglia, and Pizzoza  38
10. Look Who's Oinking                                        36
11. The Speedholes                                             33
12. Was Too Lazy To Think Of A Name                 32.5
13. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College                 30
14. Muppets Go Mideaval                                     30
15. Shake Harder Boy                                          29.5
16. Dr. Nick Triviera                                             26.5
17. Just Hook It Into My Viens!                             25.5
18. Can We Have A Win Gerry, Can We Have A     23.5
Win Gerry,Can We Have A Win Gerry, Can We 
Have A Win Gerry...  
19. Is It About My Cube?                                      22.5
20. They're Yellow                                                 9.5                                       

November 5, 2015 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Maggie Simpson, Writing
Episodes: Marge in Chains, Bart's Inner Child, Lisa's First Word
Winner: We're used to teams finishing ahead of us at trivia. Will's team. Dan's team. Tibor.

1. We're used to teams finishing ahead of us at Trivia. Will's team, Dan's team, Tibor., 49 pts
2. Dearest Dans, I must leave you. Why? I cannot say. Where? You cannot know. How will I get there? Eh, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you. Any time I hear the wind blow, it will whisper the name.... Dan. With a love that will echo through the ages, Dan H..... PS I am Gay, 46.5 pts
3. Hopper had a piece of food stuck on his face for three days! And it wasn't little either,it was a chicken wing!, 45.5 pts
4. Those aren't the real Dans. Well what do you think? We slapped two blazers on some winos?, 43.5 pts
5. You ugly hate filled Dans, 42.5 pts
6. Yo check this out. Black Dans drive a car like this. Doot doot... Yeah But white Dans, they drive a car like this. Deedee dee..., 41.5 pts
7. Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't home and I'm not allowed to use the stove, 40 pts
7. Two minutes younger, skin like a china doll, and bosoms til Tuesday, 40 pts
9. John and Gloria!, 39 pts
9. Let's take a relaxed attitude towards baseball and watch the trivia match, 39 pts
11. The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, 38.5 pts
12. Good Time Slim Uncle Dooby and the Great Frisco Freakout, 38 pts
12. Nuke the Whales, 38 pts
12. Oh Diablo Dan 2. Why can't you be more like Diablo Dan 1!, 38 pts
15. Paul Anka's Guarantee, 37.5 pts
16. Look out Itchy! He's Irish!, 37 pts
16. The blurst of times, 37 pts
18. The Go-Go 90s, 35.5 pts
19. Stop stop! He's already dead!, 34.5 pts
20. We're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the depression too, 33.5 pts
21. Forty billion dollary doos, 32 pts
22. Snot party, 31.5 pts
23. Lowenstein... Lowenstein..., 31 pts
23. Stupid dans need the most attention, 31 pts
25. Hey Dan, That jacket makes you look like a homosexual. Maybe you all are homosexuals too!, 29 pts
26. The suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked, 28.5 pts
27. We can't come up with a team name, man. That's discipline man! That'd be like telling Dan Mulhall not to go boom boom bap!, 27 pts
28. Let's Save Tony Orlando's House!, 26.5 pts
29. Caramel Cod, 26 pts
30. Stoner's Pot Palace, 24.5 pts
31. Bovine University, 21 pts
32. My children need wine!, 20.5 pts
33. Itchy was framed, 18.5 pts
34. The Ironing is Delicious, 15 pts
35. Four guys named Bort, 13.5 pts

October 26, 2015 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf

Episodes: Treehouse of Horror II, Colonel Homer, Treehouse of Horror V

Categories: The Many Jobs of Homer, Villians

Winner: Someone set this team to 'evil'

1. Someone set this team to 'evil' 40 pts
2. The team that's free from these male-imposed shackles (fwoosh) 38 pts
3. Ooooh, erotic cakes 38 pts
4. My fellow trivia teams, as a young child we dreamed of being a baseball. BUT TONIGHT, we say we must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING toward freedom! 34 pts
5. Dr. Marvin Monroe, child monster pshychologist and member of the Bonerland Medical Association 30 pts
6. This team contains potassium benzoate 30 pts
7. This team has had its differences and we've squabbled, but we've never had knife fights before 29 pts
8. The joy of cooking Milhouse 27 pts
9. The Killing Team. Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy, it's not a real team 27 pts
10. The erotic cakes 24 pts
11. The Sloppy Jimbos purple monkey dishwasher 24 pts
12. No TV and no beer make this team something something 23.5 pts
13. Team Discovery Channel 23 pts
14. The classic Glenn Fors film '200 Miles to Oregon' 23 pts
15. This team likes its beer cold, TV loud, and homosexuals flaming 21.5 pts
16. Üterbraten 21.5 pts
17. Hired goons 21 pts
18. I Do Believe We're Naked by Funky See Funky Do 21 pts
19. Trojan, Ramsey, Durex, Sheik 20 pts
20. NEEEEEEERDS 18.5 pts
21. Krusty's Komedy Klowns 17 pts
22. Jub Jub 16 pts
23. Flancrest Enterprises 15 pts
24. compuglobalhypermeganet 11 pts
25. The Wallflowers 8 pts
26. Forty Humans 4 pts
27. The Boo-urns 3 pts