March 21, 2015 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub

Episodes: Homer’s Triple Bypass, Marge vs. the Monorail, Selma’s Choice

Categories: Springfield Elementary School, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Winner: The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked

Final Standings:

1. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 43 pts

2. The Erotic Awakening of S, 41 pts

3. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 40 pts

4. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge, 39.5 pts

5. NWA (Not Without Ass Welts), 39 pts

6. Damn Weiner Kids, 36 pts

7. Night Terrors, Ma'am!, 34 pts

8. Dead Putting Society, 33 pts

9. Globex Corp, 32.5 pts

10. Team Discovery Channel, 30 pts

11. Team Snrub, 26 pts

12. Entirely Out Of Syrup!, 24 pts

13. Boourns, 23 pts

13. Hello, Mr. Thompson (Stomps On Foot), 23 pts

15. Milpool, 22 pts

16. Maggie's Bitches, 9.5 pts

February 21, 2015 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub

Episodes: Kamp Krusty, Mr. Plow, Last Exit to Springfield

Categories: Krusty Burger, Mr. Burns

Winner: A Giant Lizard!

Final Standings:
1. A Giant Lizard!, 41 pts
2. Sixpack of Skittlebrau, 39 pts

3. Thrillho, 37.5 pts

4. Frying Dutchman, 37 pts

5. Purple Monkey Dishwashers, 36.5 pts

6. Hell's Satans, 36 pts

7. Wang Computers, 34.5 pts

8. Sector 7G, 34 pts

9. Pinchy Would Have Wanted It This Way, 33 pts

10. The Mighty Pigs, 31 pts

11. The Flying Hellfish, 29.5 pts

12. No Deer For A Month, 29 pts

13. The Don't Itch My Scratchies, 26 pts

14. Space Coyotes, 25.5 pts

15. Milpool, 25 pts

16. Christ Punchers, 24.5 pts

17. Max Power, 24 pts

18. Spiderpigs, 19 pts

19. The B Sharps, 18.5 pts

20. The Die Bart Dies, 12 pts

March 19, 2015 - Ottawa

Location: Hooley's Pub

Categories: Homer, Springfield Elementary

Episode: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

Winners: We didn't all go to Gudger College

1 We didn't all go to Gudger College 48

2 Team Dental Plan #2 45.5

3 Trambompoline 45

4 Lobster Stuffed Tacos 44.5

5 The dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you 44

6 Discovery Channel 43.5

7 I call the big one bitey 43

7 The Thompsons 43

8 Compu-global-hyper-mega-net 42.5

8 Thrillho #2 42.5

9 Dental Plan! #1 42

9 No Homers Club 42

9 Stupid Sexy Flanders #2 42

9 Thrillho #1 42

10 Searing Gas Pains Land 41.5

10 The Homewreckers 41.5

11 Stupid Lisa Garbage Face 41

11 Where's my burrito?! 41

12 Bake'em away toys 40

12 Inanimate Carbon Rod #1 40

12 Only two members of the team have special rings 40

13 The Twirl King Champions 39.5

14 Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 39

15 Langdon Alger 37.5

16 Bart's People 36.5

17 Pin Pals 36

18 Everything's Coming Up Millhouse 35.5

18 Stupid Sexy Flanders #1 35.5

19 Albuquerque Isotopes 35

19 The K-Scotch 35

20 I am the Lizard Queen #1 34.5

20 Stupid Sexy Flanders #3 (Nothing at all) 34.5

21 The Lizard Queens #2 34

22 Floreda 33

22 The Lard Lads 33

23 Denver Broncos 32.5

24 Table 5 32

25 Santos L Helper 30

26 Who Rigs Every Trivia Night (We do!) 28.5

27 Stupid Weiner Kids 27

28 Guy Incognito 21

29 Team Inanimate Carbon Rod #2 19

March 16, 2015 - Vancouver (1 year anniversary)

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Lisa's Rival, Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 1, Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2

Categories: Seen Around Springfield, Famous Leonards (Leonard Nimoy and Lenny)

Winner: This team doesn't have a fire escape!

1. This team doesn't have a fire escape! 45 pts

2. My eye! I'm not supposed to get trivia in it! 45 pts
3. Flatulent Foxes 42 pts
4. Springfield's answer to a question no one asked 42 pts
5. Kirk, why did you bring us to a gay trivia night? 40 pts
6. The Eternal Struggle 39.5 pts
7. The Purple Monkey Dishwashers 39.5 pts
8. I think the team is called the bus that couldn't slow down 38 pts
9. What two popular hosts started "Simpsons trivia" in the past year? If you said Simon and Leonard, you are wrong. They were never popular! 37 pts
10. Hearing Test Thursday 37 pts
11. It's a cow's heart 37 pts
12. Night Boat 36 pts
13. You have 30 minutes to move your team. You have ten minutes to move your team. Your team has been impounded. Your team has been crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube. 36 pts
14. Team Cory, Team Story, Team Allegory, Team Montessori 35 pts
15. And now a special award for the group who obviously had no help at all from their parents 35 pts
16. Lord Palmerston! Pitt the Elder! 34.5 pts
17. This team can't discipline Ned! That's like telling Gene Krupa not to go "boom boom boom bam bam bam" 34 pts
18. Alice's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass 34 pts
19. This team no function beer well without 32.5 pts
20. The Denver Broncos 32 pts
21. Pyro and Gyro 31.5 pts
22. Flying Hellfish (wrinkly Gibberish) 31 pts
23. Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers 30.5 pts
24. My dingaling, my dingaling, I want you to play with my dinagling 27 pts
25. It's just a little airborne 27 pts
26. Prune Tracy 26.5 pts
27. The Rory Calhouns 25 pts
28. Dr. Julius Hibbert and Associates 18 pts
29. Butthead Memorial Trivia Team 11.5 pts
30. The Hungry Hungry Homers 9 pts

March 3, 2015 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Bart of Darkness, Grandpa Vs. Sexual Inadequacy, Homie the Clown
Character Spotlight: Reverend Lovejoy
Winner: Nachos Flanders Style 

1.  Nachos - Flanders Style                                                                    47
2.  My Boy's a Box                                                                                    46
3. Compuglobalhypermeganet                                                              45

4. Stupid Sexy Flanders                                                                           40.5

5. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel                         40.5

6. Here Come The Pretzels                                                                     40

7. The Dreaded Rear Admirals                                                             39

8. Single People DO eat crackers                                                         37

9. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College                                             34.5

10. Look Who's Oinking                                                                        34

11. Eat The Pudding. Eat The Pudding. Eat The Pudding.            32.5

12. The Team That Travel'd the Least Distance To Be Here         32

13. Iron Helps Us Play                                                                             30

14. Mmmm...Open Faced Club Sand Wedge                                     27

15. Why Are They Blue?                                                                           25

16. Bonerland Medical Association                                                     24

17. Vera Said That?                                                                                   21

18. Slutty Syzlaks                                                                                       15

19. Simpsontastic.com                                                                            12.5

20. Life is Just One Crushing Defeat After Another Until               9

       You Just Wish Flanders Was Dead.

March 16, 2015 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Principal Skinner, Sports
Episodes: Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment, Marge Vs the Monorail, The Springfield Files
Winners: This Team Isn't Interested in Buying Your House, But I Would Like to Use Your Restroom, Flip Through Your Magazines, Rearrange Your Carefully Shelved Items, and Handle Your Food Products in An Unsanitary Manner. Ha! Now You Know How It Feels!

1. This Team Isn't Interested in Buying Your House, But I Would Like to Use Your Restroom, Flip Through Your Magazines, Rearrange Your Carefully Shelved Items, and Handle Your Food Products in An Unsanitary Manner. Ha! Now You Know How It Feels!, 47.5 pts
2. The Bestest Team in The Whole Wide World, 47 pts
3. Table 5, 45.5 pts
4. This Team Does Not Bring You Peace and Love. We Bring You Fear, Famine, Pestilence and… Time For a Booster!, 44.5 pts
5. Don't You Hate Pants?, 43 pts
5. Fireworks Factory E.T.A., 43 pts
7. Do You Think The Ghost of Neil Arsenty Haunts the Pizzeria Where His Bullet Riddled Body Was Found?, 42 pts
7. Let's See, We'll Have Your Taxburgers, or IRS-which, 3 Dependent Sized Sodas, and One FICA-chino, 42 pts
9. I Said Step-Pause-Turn-Pause-Pivot-Step-Step, Not Step-Pause-Turn-Pause-Pivot-Step-Pause! Oh, Shudder!, 41.5 pts
9. Bathtub Mint Julip, 41.5 pts
11. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 41 pts
11. The Team Whose Lack of Business Sense and Managerial Impotence Sent It into a 6th Place Tie With Tabletime and Allied Biscuit, 41 pts
13. We're One of Your Teams You Don't See Very Often, Uh Bart-Bart, 40.5 pts
14. Look At These Guys, They Don't Need a Big Team or Even Correct Answers, 40 pts
15. The Drunken Irish Novelists of Springfield, 38.5 pts
16. I Didn't Know a Trivia Team, Jay Leno and a Monkey Were Bathing a Clown, 38 pts
17. Non-Giving-Up School Guy, 36.5 pts
18. The Rowdy Members of Chug-a-lug House, 36 pts
18. WO__D_ F_IR, 36 pts
20. Nachos, Flanders Style!, 35 pts
21. The Ones at the Bottom, 34.5 pts
22. We're Here, We're Queer, We Don't Want Anymore Bears, 34 pts
22. Can't Someone Else Think of a Team Name?, 34 pts
24. Our Team's Name is Agnes and You Know it's Agnes. It Means Lamb! Lamb of God!, 33.5 pts
25. But, Blanche, You Gotta Help Me Out Here, Please! They're Gonna Take My Thumbs!, 33 pts
26. Die, Simpsons Trivia, Die, 32.5 pts
26. This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have a Fire Exit, 32.5 pts
28. The Team That Will Never Ruin Their Fun By Giving In to Their Throbbing Biological Urges, 31.5 pts
29. I Think It Was Called "The Team That Couldn't Slow Down." It's Like "Speed 2" Except with a Team Instead of a Boat, 31 pts
30. Flanders' Stupid Left-Handed Shop, 30.5 pts
31. The Inanimate Carbon Rods, 27.5 pts
32. The Handsome Petes, 27 pts
32. Look, Question Guy, This Job is Not What We Really Do. We Play Keyboards, 27 pts
34. Pin Pals, 26.5 pts
35. This Team Checked, It's Not Horshack, 25.5 pts
36. Our Team Will Be Okay As Long as We Can Remember Our Army Training, 23.5 pts
36. Do Not Write Anything Below This Line... OK, 23.5 pts
38. Priceless, Like a Mother's Love, or the Good Kind of Priceless, 23 pts
39. We Peed on the Seat, Give Us First Place, 22 pts
40. The Rory Calhouns, 21.5 pts
41. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 21 pts
42. Sideshow Bob's Cavalcade of Whimsy, 15 pts
43. B Sharps, 10 pts
44. My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing!, 7 pts
45. The Non-Threatening Boys, 5 pts

March 13, 2015 - Ottawa

Location: Grace O'Malley's
Categories: Homer, "Who Is?"
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire, Lisa’s Pony, and in honour of Friday the 13th, Treehouse of Horror IX

Winners: On This Team We Obey the Laws of THERMODYNAMICS!

1. On This Team We Obey the Laws of THERMODYNAMICS! 45 pts
2. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked 44 pts
3. Trambompoline!!! 42 pts
4. Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabidu 41.5 pts
5. Searing Gas Pain Land 40.5 pts
5. Flying Hellfish 40.5 pts
6. Trab Pu kcip 40 pts
7. Team Dignity 38.5 pts
7. Uncle Moe’s Family Feed Bag 38.5 pts
7. Team SMRT 38.5 pts
8. Our Team is also named Bort 38 pts
9. The Suckiest Sucks That Ever Sucked 36.5 pts
10. Christ Punchers 36 pts
10. GLOBEX Corp 36 pts
11. The Iron Yuppies 34.5 pts
12. Chantsy/James Attack 31.5 pts
12. The Be Sharps 31.5 pts
13. Flaming Moe’s 30.5 pts
14. Le Grill 30 pts
15. Team Discovery Channel 18 pts

March 10, 2015 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories: Sherri and Terri, Holidays
Episodes: Marge Vs the Monorail, Bart on the Road, Homer vs the 18th Amendment
Winners: The Nelsons Go Calypso!(Tie Breaker Winner)


1. The Nelsons Go Calypso! (tie breaker winner), 47 pts
1. Sex Cauldron, 47 pts
3. Beer Barons, 45 pts
4. Nobody Snuggles With This Team! You Strap Yourself In and Feel the G's!, 44 pts
4. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless, 44 pts
4. The Indignation Coordinators vs. The Swamp Hag, 44 pts
7. This Team's Had It Up To Here With These Damn Rickets!, 43 pts
8. Just This Morning Our Team Sentenced Its 46th Member to Death… Oh No, 47th, 42.5 pts
9. Aggressive Condiment Passers, 41.5 pts
9. Get a Mammogram, Man!, 41,5 pts
11. Our Team Will Pay Chris $10,000 to Pull Down Her Pants and Keep Them Down for the Rest of the Year. Okay, Okay, What if We Use the $10,000 to Surgically Transform Chris Here Into, Er, Some Kind of Lobster-Like Creature, 39.5 pts
11. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 39.5 pts
13. The Triumverate of Twinkies, 39 pts
14. Abortions For Some, 38.5 pts
14. My Team's a Box, Damn You! A BOOOOOOOOX!, 38.5 pts
16. Dignity (drawing), 37.5 pts
16. Idaho: The Team Who Obviously Had No Help At All From Their Parents, 37.5 pts
18. Stagecoach Tilters, 37 pts
19. Another Simpsons Trivia, Another Box of Stolen Pens, 36 pts
19. You Don't Have to Yell, Chris. We're All Around You., 36 pts
21. Only I May Dance!, 35 pts
22. Our Team Has a Ball. Perhaps You'd Like to Bounce It., 34.5 pts
23. Upon Closer Inspection, This Team Appears to be Loafers, 34 pts
24. Captain Wacky (Later Renamed Homer), 32.5 pts
24. Gentlemen… To Evil!, 32.5 pts
24. The Bridal Feast of Beth Chadreherazzeb, 32.5 pts
27. Amalgamated Pornography, 32. pts
28. Iron Helps Us Play!, 31.5 pts
29. Balsam Specific???, 31 pts
30. If That is the Way the Winds are Blowing, Let No One Say That We Don't Also Blow, 27.5 pts
30. The Dear Ratboys, 27.5 pts
32. Six Simple Words: "I'm Not Gay, But I'll Learn",  27 pts
33. Good Ol' Bluey, 26.5 pts
33. Most Improved Body Odor, 26.5 pts
35. Don't You Hate Pants??, 25. 5 pts
35. Listen Buddy, Your Trivia Sheet Was Ripped Up Like That When We Got It. And As For Your Grandma, She Shouldn't Have Mouthed Off Like That., 25.5 pts
35. Team Discovery Channel, 25.5 pts
38. The Ninth Bearded Infantry, 25 pts
39. Individually We Are Weak, Like a Single Twig. But as a Bundle We Form a Mighty F****t, 22.5 pts
39. Team Superliminal - Hey You! Join the Navy!, 22.5 pts
39. The Team That Gets Results, You Stupid Chief!, 22.5 pts
42. Sam "Sayonara" Simon, 21.5 pts
43. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 20.5 pts
43. The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down, 20.5 pts
45. Worker and Parasite, 20 pts
46. The Team That's Gay For Moleman, 18 pts
47. Now Our Pants are Chaffing Us, 17.5 pts
48. Car Gone! Car Gone!, 14.5 pts
49. Lepers in the Backfield, 13.5 pts
50. Handsome Homer + 6, 12 pts

March 5, 2015 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Milhouse; Friendship
Episodes: Marge vs. the Monorail; Fear of Flying; Lisa's Rival
Winner: Oh we don't ask the trivia questions here. That's done in Flint, Michigan.

Final Standings:
1. Oh we don't ask the trivia questions here. That's done in Flint, Michigan., 47.5 pts
2. One of the Little Rascals, 47 pts
2. This can't be right, this trivia team is 104% body fat, 47 pts
4. Remember, Dan's the sweet perfect minister's daughter, and Dan's just yellow trash, 46 pts
5. Lamentably This Team's Gastronomic Rapacity Knows No Satiety, 42.5 pts
6. That giant inflatible dos equis bottle, 40.5 pts
7. I oughta replace it right now with that Chinese trivia where the hosts turn into blingwads but I'm a lazy lazy man Dan, 40 pts
8. Pukahontas, 35.5 pts
8. Homer Ozzi and the Straw, 35.5 pts
10. Dan Mulhall drives a car like this, but Dan Ozzi drives a car like this, 35 pts
11. Hello, this is the repo depot, I'm just pretending I'm a team name while we repossess your plow, 33 pts
12. Sisters Are DOing it For Themselves, 32.5 pts
13. The drunken Irish novelists of Springfield, 32 pts
14. Hello Newman, 31.5 pts
15. Hey you're Dan Mulhall... yes... you're good at simpsons trivia... yes.... i like simpsons trivia... so? ... so are you better than me? .... well i dont know you but yes, 29.5 pts
16. Neglectorinos, 28.5 pts
17. Goons. Hired Goons, 28 pts
18. Ho Ju, 27.5 pts
19. Can our team have the keys to the car lover? We feel like changing wigs, 26 pts
20. May the force be with you Alfalfa Nimoy, 25 pts
21. Everything's comin up Milhouse!, 24.5 pts
22. Hey Everybody, Im a stupid moron with an ugly face and an ugly butt and my butt smells aaaaand i like to kiss my own butt, 23.5 pts
23. Knoxville! knoxville! Knoxville!, 18 pts
23. This team will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!... now that's sarcasm!, 18 pts
25. Works on Contingency? No! Money Down!, 17.5 pts
26. Up yours, children!, 15 pts
27. Thrillho, 9.5 pts
28. Those Big Wheels from the Cracker Factory , 6.5 pts

29. Al Coholics, 2 pts

March 8, 2015 - Ann Arbor

Location: Study Hall Lounge

Episodes: Cape Feare, Marge vs. the Monorail

Categories: N/A

Winner: Drunken Irish Novelists of Springfield

1.  Drunken Irish Novelists of Springfield, 44.5 pts
2.  Freemasons Run the Country!, 44 pts
3.  Get Confident, Stupid!!!, 40.5 pts
4.  North Haverbrook Monorails, 34 pts
5.  Homer & Melina, 24 pts