October 20, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror V

Categories: Monsters, Treehouse of Horror

Winner: Like Us, Let Your Children Run Wild and Free, Because As The Old Saying Goes, Let Your Children Run Wild and Free

1. Like Us, Let Your Children Run Wild and Free, Because As The Old Saying Goes, Let Your Children Run Wild and Free, 47 pts

2. The Pageant of the Transmundane, 45 pts

3. T is For Her Tooth-Filled Mouth, 44 pts

4. Only Members of This Team Have Special Rings, 43 pts

5. Dial “V” for Vassar Bashers, 42.5 pts

6. Team Dream, Team Scream and Team Steam Magazine, 41.5 pts

6. Square Pancakes (Margaret and Tanner), 41.5 pts

8. The Killbot Factory!, 41 pts

9. Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos, 40.5 pts

10. Killbot Factory, 38.5 pts

11. Texas Deathmatch, 38 pts

11. Heads of the Spaceology Department at the Correspondence College of Tampa, 38 pts

13. Simpsons Trivia at Serio! Tell ‘Em Big Baby Sent Ya! I Know You Can Hear Me! I’m Talkin’ to You!, 36.5 pts

14. No, Money Down!, 36.5 pts

14. We’re Not a Stabby Trivia Team, We’re a Singing Trivia Team, 36.5 pts

16. Neil Arsenty is a Brilliant Man, with Plenty of Well Thought-Out Practical Ideas; He is Assuring the Financial Security of this Trivia Night and his Personal Hygiene is Beyond Reproach, 35.5 pts

17. The Drug Dealer... Keeper Awayers, 34.5 pts

18. Pfft! All These Teams are Just a Rip-Off of Judas Priest, 34 pts

19. Excessive Pizzeria Serio Consumption Can Cause Liver Damage and Cancer of the Rectum, 33.5 pts

20. Insert Scary Team Name, 33 pts

21. Who Holds Back the Electric Car? Who Makes Neil Arsenty a Star? WE DO! WE DO!, 32.5 pts

22. The Clown College Graduates aka The Princeton Alums, 31.5 pts

23. The Team Next to the Team with No Costumes, 30.5 pts

23. International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs and Nuclear Technicians, 30.5 pts

25. Our Team Needs a Warm Glass of Milk, A Little Nap, and a Total Frontal Lobotomy, 30 pts

25. Eggplant Xerxes Crybaby Overbite Narwol, 30 pts

25. Die Trivia, Die, 30 pts

28. Smooth Jimmy Apollo’s Lock of the Week, 29.5 pts

29. You’ll Be Seeing Lots of Nuns Where You’re Going, Pal, 28 pts

30. Hey Hey! Tonight We’re Going to Suck... Your Blood, 26.5 pts

31. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 22.5 pts

32. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 21.5 pts

33. Pray for Mojo, 20.5 pts

34. Supernintendo Chalmers, 19.5 pts

35. Rich Uncle Skeleton, 17 pts

36. The Greased Willies, 16 pts

37. Globex Corporation, 11 pts

38. We’ll Regroup at Red Lobster, 8.5 pts

39. Save Me, Jeebus!, 6.5 pts