October 8, 2014 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror II
Categories: Kang & Kodos, Treehouse of Horror
Winner: We Made Serak The Food Preparer Cry

Final Standings:
1. We Made Serak The Food Preparer Cry, 45 pts.
2. Ahhh… Fresh Victims For My Ever Growing Team of the Undead. "Sir, You Have to Let Go of the Button" "Well, Son of a B--", 42 pts
2. The Nelsons feat. Andy Williams, 42 pts
4. Sex Cauldron, 40 pts
4. We Ourselves Were Once Presidents of Algeria, 40 pts
6. The Rand Corporation, in Conjunction With the Saucer People, Under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires, 39.5 pts
7. The Starting Line-Up of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 38 pts
8. Trivia Involves Being a Bit Underhanded, a Bit Devious, a Bit -- as the French Say -- Bartesque, 37 pts
8. If This Team Could Turn Back the Clock on Their Mother's Stair Pushing, They Would Certainly Reconsider It, 37 pts
8. The Horrors Of An Unfresh Bowl, 37 pts
11. Chicken Necks, 36.5 pts
11. Did Anyone See The Movie TRON?, 36.5 pts
13. A Mountain of Sugar is Too Much for One Team. It's Clear Now Why God Portions them Out in Those Tiny Packets and Lives on a Plantation in Hawaii, 36 pts
13. The Gremlins On The Side Of The Bar, 36 pts
15. We're the Stupid Morons with Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like to Kiss Our Own Butts, 35.5 pts
16. Nude Conspiracy, 34.5 pts
16. Please Don't Tell Anyone How We Live, 34.5 pts
18. The Team That Stayed Up All Night Eating Cheese, 34 pts
19. The Speed Holes, 33.5 pts
19. We're a Family Team. A Happy Family. Maybe Single People Play Trivia. We Don't Know. Frankly, We Don't Want To Know. That's One Market We Can Do Without, 33.5 pts
21. The Team Name That Is So Scary, You'll Wet Your Pants… Too Late, 33 pts
22. I'm Sorry If You Heard Disneyland, But I Distinctly Said Simpsons Trivia Night, 32.5 pts
22. We Can Tell the Difference Between Butter and "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", 32.5 pts
24. Woozle Wazzle, 32 pts
25. There's A Team Name Behind That Rock, 31.5 pts
25. Super Friends Deluxe, 31.5 pts
25. Zombie Flanders, 31.5 pts
28. The Erotic Adventures Of S, 30 pts
28. Team Abortions for Some… Miniature American Flags For Others!, 30 pts
28. Let Arby's Worry About It, 30 pts
28. The Blunchblacks Of Blotre Blame, 30 pts
32. The B. O'Problems, 29.5 pts
33. The Sweet Sweet Cans, 29 pts
33. To Pronounce it Correctly, I'd Have To Rip Out Your Tongue, 29 pts
35. The Law Talkin' Guys, 27.5 pts
36. Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds, 27 pts
36. Abortions For All, 27 pts
36. The Joy Of Cooking Milhouse, 27 pts
36. Mules With Spinning Wheels, 27 pts
36. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, 27 pts
41. No Homers, 26.5 pts
41. This Team Name Contains Potassium Benzoate, 26.5 pts
41. The Free Frogurts, 26.5 pts
44. Is This Team Too Late For the 4:30 Autogyro?, 26 pts
44. This Team No Function Beer Well Without, 26 pts
46. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Dropouts, 25.5 pts
47. Skittlebrau, 25 pts
48. The Free Range Children, 24.5 pts
49. K-W-Y-J-I-B-Os (22 points), 23 pts
50. Man Alive… There Are Men Alive In Here, 22.5 pts
51. Too Crazy for Trivia Town, Too Much Trivia for Crazy Town!, 22 pts
52. "Do Not Touch Willie" - Good Advice, 21.5 pts
53. We're Not A State, We're A Monster, 21 pts
54. Armin's Frozen Peas, 20.5 pts
54. I've Got a Feeling Uter's Around Here Somewhere. After All, Isn't There a Lot of Uter in all of Us? In Fact, You Might Say We Just Ate Uter and He's In Our Stomachs Right Now. Wait… Scratch That Part, 20.5 pts
56. Careful! They're Ruffled!, 20 pts
57. The Joey Joe Joes, 19.5 pts
57. I'm Idaho, 19.5 pts
59. Forwards, Not Backwards! Upwards, Not Forwards! And Always Twirling, Twirling, Twirling Towards First Place!, 17 pts
60. The Malibu Stacies, 14.5 pts
61. Only THIS Team May Dance, 13.5 pts
61. George Cauldron & Jack Ladle, 13.5 pts
63. Duff Beer Boys, 12 pts
64. The Dogs With Bees in Their Mouths (and When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You), 12 pts
64. Born To Runner-Up, 12 pts
66. Knock it Off With The Quotes Already. Please Guys. Babies Love Balls, But Stop Adding More Balls. (The Balls are a Metaphor), 10.5 pts
67. Cool, Twice The Pet And None Of The Mess, 9 pts
68. Linguo? Dead?, 6 pts

October 27, 2014 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Cape Feare, Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror IV

Categories: Sideshow Bob, Treehouse of Horror

Winner: People Who Look Like Things

Final Standings:

1. People Who Looks Like Things 41 pts

2. The Flying Hellfish 38.5 pts

3. Sex Cauldron 37.5 pts

4. The First non-brazilian people to travel backwards through time 37.5 pts

5. The Trivia Team Contains Potassium Benzoate 36.5 pts

6. The Withstandinators 36.5 pts

7. Jury of the Damned 34 pts

8. John Smith - 1882 (My Mistake) 33.5 pts

9. Uterbrauten 33 pts

10. The Denver Broncos 32.5 pts

11. The Sloppy Jimbos 32 pts

12. It's like, has anyone seen the movie Tron? 31 pts

13. Excuse me, our team is also named Bort 30 pts

14. Goons, Hired Goons 30 pts

15. Idaho 29 pts

16. Potassium Benzoate Topping Inc. 29 pts

17. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules 29 pts

18. 1976 Starting Lineup of the Philadelphia Flyers 28 pts

19. Members of the Bonerland Medical Association 28 pts

20. The Law Talking Guys 27.5 pts

21. Intergalactic Hussies 27 pts

22. Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo 26.5 pts

23. Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo (2) 26.5 pts

24. This team's for regular walking, not fancy walking 26 pts

25. The Quantum Presbyterians 25 pts

26. Goons, Hired Goons (2) 24 pts

27. Five John Denver Christmas Specials 21 pts

28. He was a zombie? 20.5 pts

29. Is this the end of zombie Shakespeare? 19.5 pts

30. Wang Computers 13.5 pts

31. Team Discovery Channel 10 pts

32. Sisters doing it for themselves 8.5 pts

33. Purple Monkey Dishwasher 6 pts

October 20, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror V

Categories: Monsters, Treehouse of Horror

Winner: Like Us, Let Your Children Run Wild and Free, Because As The Old Saying Goes, Let Your Children Run Wild and Free

1. Like Us, Let Your Children Run Wild and Free, Because As The Old Saying Goes, Let Your Children Run Wild and Free, 47 pts

2. The Pageant of the Transmundane, 45 pts

3. T is For Her Tooth-Filled Mouth, 44 pts

4. Only Members of This Team Have Special Rings, 43 pts

5. Dial “V” for Vassar Bashers, 42.5 pts

6. Team Dream, Team Scream and Team Steam Magazine, 41.5 pts

6. Square Pancakes (Margaret and Tanner), 41.5 pts

8. The Killbot Factory!, 41 pts

9. Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos, 40.5 pts

10. Killbot Factory, 38.5 pts

11. Texas Deathmatch, 38 pts

11. Heads of the Spaceology Department at the Correspondence College of Tampa, 38 pts

13. Simpsons Trivia at Serio! Tell ‘Em Big Baby Sent Ya! I Know You Can Hear Me! I’m Talkin’ to You!, 36.5 pts

14. No, Money Down!, 36.5 pts

14. We’re Not a Stabby Trivia Team, We’re a Singing Trivia Team, 36.5 pts

16. Neil Arsenty is a Brilliant Man, with Plenty of Well Thought-Out Practical Ideas; He is Assuring the Financial Security of this Trivia Night and his Personal Hygiene is Beyond Reproach, 35.5 pts

17. The Drug Dealer... Keeper Awayers, 34.5 pts

18. Pfft! All These Teams are Just a Rip-Off of Judas Priest, 34 pts

19. Excessive Pizzeria Serio Consumption Can Cause Liver Damage and Cancer of the Rectum, 33.5 pts

20. Insert Scary Team Name, 33 pts

21. Who Holds Back the Electric Car? Who Makes Neil Arsenty a Star? WE DO! WE DO!, 32.5 pts

22. The Clown College Graduates aka The Princeton Alums, 31.5 pts

23. The Team Next to the Team with No Costumes, 30.5 pts

23. International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs and Nuclear Technicians, 30.5 pts

25. Our Team Needs a Warm Glass of Milk, A Little Nap, and a Total Frontal Lobotomy, 30 pts

25. Eggplant Xerxes Crybaby Overbite Narwol, 30 pts

25. Die Trivia, Die, 30 pts

28. Smooth Jimmy Apollo’s Lock of the Week, 29.5 pts

29. You’ll Be Seeing Lots of Nuns Where You’re Going, Pal, 28 pts

30. Hey Hey! Tonight We’re Going to Suck... Your Blood, 26.5 pts

31. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 22.5 pts

32. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 21.5 pts

33. Pray for Mojo, 20.5 pts

34. Supernintendo Chalmers, 19.5 pts

35. Rich Uncle Skeleton, 17 pts

36. The Greased Willies, 16 pts

37. Globex Corporation, 11 pts

38. We’ll Regroup at Red Lobster, 8.5 pts

39. Save Me, Jeebus!, 6.5 pts

October 7, 2014 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar
Episodes: Bart of Darkness, The Springfield Connection, Treehouse of Horror V

Winner: Steamed Hams

Final Standings:

Steamed Hams                                 45

The Christ Punchers                        44

The Major Players Down At The Sewing Store    43

Compuglobalhypermeganet             42.5

Globex Corporation                         40

Here Come the Pretzels                   39.5

Look Who’s Oinking                       38.5

Team Discovery Channel                37.5

Single People DO Eat Crackers      33.5

Snowball VII Adrian’s Revenge     33

Evergreen Terrorist                         31

Billy Beer                                        31

Cool Wet Sack                                30.5

There’s Your Answer Fishbulb      30.5

Yvan Eht Nioj                                 28

Heads Up, Little Girl                      25.5

The Sea Flats                                  25

The Movementarians                      23.5

The Stonecutters                             18

Team Coco Beanie                         7.5

October 2, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Treehouse of Horror Characters; Costumes and Outfits
Episodes: Cape Feare; Treehouse of Horror II; Treehouse of Horror III
Winner: (and our first perfect score ever) One of our Players is A Cannibal. Try to Guess Which One. We Think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised

Final Standings:
1. One of our Players is A Cannibal. Try to Guess Which One. We Think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised, 50 points

2. Zookeeper, Zookeeper, Those Dans are Killing Each Other (They're Having Sex), 48 points

3. The Mr. Medical Science Type Persons, 45 points

3. All the Simpsons Fans Enjoying Each Other's Company, Dancing... Keeping their Evil in Check, 45 points

5. Sinbadesque, 42 points

5. Freemasons run the country... Ew, 42 points
5. Which Two of these Popular Trivia Team Members Died in the Last Year? If You Guessed Kelly and Brian, You'd Be Wrong. They Were Never Popular, 42 points
8. Hot Tub, Media Room, It's supposed to be a Trivia Room, not Aunt Beulah's Bordello, 41 points

9. Stop Objectifying My Mom. I Will in a Minute. Hey Lady, You're an Object, 39 points

9. Good Grief, More Satan's Boners! 39 points

11. And I Come Before You Good People Tonight with a team name. Probably the greatest... oh it's not for you, It's more of a Shelbyville Team Name, 38 points

12. Brad Storch and Betty Symington, 37 points

12. The Butthead Memorial Team, 37 points
14. Which Popular Simpsons Character has Died in the Past Week? If you guessed Rabbi Hyman Krustofski, you are wrong. He was never popular, 36 points

14. A Mathematician, A different Kind of Mathematician, and a Statistician, 36 points
16. The Blurst Of Times, 34 points
17. Bigger Than Jesus, 33 points

18. Mountain Dew or Crab Juice, 31 points
18. The I'm On-a-Rolla Gays, 31 points
20. Works on contingency? No! Money down! 30 points
20. University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol 30 points
20. We're in the Mood for some California Cheeseburgers 30 points
23. The Dale Gribble Blue Grass Experience 29 points
23. Senor Beavoratti and the Birthday Boy or Girl 29 points
25. The Team that was not informed that there was an optics festival 28 points
25. The Paddling of the Swollen Ass, With Paddles 28 points
27. Hail to the Chimp 26 points
27. Saxy Boys 26 points
29. The Impson Family 24 points
29. The Older Balder Fatter Team 24 points
31. The Thompsons 23 points
31. Cram It with Walnuts, Ugly 23 points
33. Who has Better Trivia Questions than Triple A? According to this Triple A guidebook, no one 21 points
34. Mayor Quimby for Mayor Mayoral Committee 20 points
35. In Rod We Trust 15 points
36. The Scienticians 13 points