August 18, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Bart Sells His Soul, Lisa’s Substitute, Much Apu About Nothing
Categories: Bill and Marty, Art

Winner: alt.nerd.obsessive

Final Standings:
1.  alt.nerd.obsessive, 43 pts

2. The Team that Puts the “You” in “ImprYOUvement”, 42.5 pts

2. The Vassar “Let’s Crash the Rocket into the White House at Kill the President” Bashers, 42.5 pts

2. Vaporlock Awareness Association, 42.5 pts

5. The Team of Maximum Occupancy, 41 pts

6. Hugh Jass, 40.5 pts

6. They Said They Made the Team Themselves... from a Bigger Team, 40.5 pts

8. Capital Knockers, 39.5 pts

8. John Q. Driveway, 39.5 pts

10. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician, and a Statistician,  38 pts

10. Team Discovery Channel, 38 pts

12. Ooh, Trivia and Pizzeria Serio are a Dangerous Mix, 37.5 pts

13. A World Without Zinc, 37 pts

13. The Legend of the Dogfaced Woman, 37 pts

15. The Team from a Summer Place, from a Summer Place, It’s the Team from a Summer Place, It’s the Team, 36.5 pts

16. Professor VJ Cornucopia’s Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, 35 pts

17. Loudmouth Malcontents, 34 pts

17. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers (gasp!), 34 pts

17. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 34 pts

20. Classroom After Classroom of Ugly, Ugly Children, 33.5 pts

21. WO__D_ F_IR, 33 pts

22. Five Lardos on Workman’s Comp, 32.5 pts

22. The Team that Likes Women that Take Their Clothes Off for Money, 32.5 pts

24. In this Team, We Obey the Laws of Thermodynamics, 31 pts

24. Nuts and Gum: Together at Last!, 31 pts

26. Are POO and ASS Taken?, 30 pts

26. Ozzie and the Straw, 30 pts

28. Coffee is for Closers, 29.5 pts

28. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 29.5 pts

30. Impy and Chimpy, 29 pts

31. The Knifey Spoonies, 27.5 pts

32. Sex Cauldron? I Thought They Closed that Place Down!, 25 pts

32. The Crazy Old Man Singers, 25 pts

34. The Legitimate Businessmen’s Social Club, 24 pts
35. Worst Team Name Ever, 20 pts