June 10, 2014 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Radio Bart, Homer & Apu, Lemon of Troy
Categories: Snake, Getaways & Vacations
Winner: The Nelsons featuring The Team That Fought So Poorly and Surrendered So Badly

Final Standings:
1. The Nelsons featuring The Team That Fought So Poorly and Surrendered So Badly, 44 pts (won tiebreak)
2. Why Would They Come To Simpsons Trivia Just To Boo Us?, 44 pts
3. The Beer Barons, 43 pts
4. Only Who Can Win at Trivia? You Have Selected "You", Referring to Our Team. The Correct Answer is "You", 42 pts
5. The Partially Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Beverages (Don't Call Us Shakes), 41.5 pts
6. "Oh, Simpsons Trivia. That's Cool." "Are You Being Sarcastic, Dude?" "I Don't Even Know Anymore", 40 pts
6. Moleman In The Morning (Good Moleman To You), 40 pts
6. Sex Cauldron, 40 pts
6. We Are The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like to Kiss Our Own Butts, 40 pts
10. Not Those Peanuts...The Ones At The Bottom, 39.5 pts
11. The Team That Shrieks Like a Woman and Keeps Sobbing Until the Other Teams Turn Away in Disgust, 39 pts
12. Our Team Drives Like This: A-Doo Doo Doo. Doo Doo Doo. Other Teams Drive Like This: Dee Dee Dee. Dee Dee Dee Dee, 38.5 pts
13. The Rand Corporation in Conjunction with the Saucer People, Under the Suprvision of the Reverse Vampires, 36 pts
14. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 35.5 pts
15. Funk Dancing For Self Defense, 35 pts
15. Persephone? People Don't Want Trivia Teams Named After Hungry Old Greek Broads, 35 pts
17. The Team Who's Going to Get Some Vegetarian Chili Before They Get Desparate And Add Meat, 34.5 pts
18. The Team That Calls Themselves "You Know Who" Just Invited You to a Secret "Wink Wink" at the "You Know What", 34 pts
18. We'll Live Like Kings! Damn Hell Ass Kings!, 34 pts
20. Company L, 33.5 pts
20. First Place Team Credits High Score to Satan, 33.5 pts
20. Get Mendoza, 33.5 pts
20. Native American Ice Cream (Formerly Big Chief Crazy Cone), 33.5 pts
20. The Junior Vice Presidents, 33.5 pts
25. One of Those Porno Magazines, a Box of Condoms, a Bottle of Old Harper, a Box of Panty Shields, and Some Illegal Fireworks. And One of Those Disposable Enemas. Nah, Make It Two, 33 pts
26. Nobody Likes Milhouse!, 32.5 pts
26. This Team Engaged In Intercourse With Your Spouse or Significant Other, 32.5 pts
28. The Capital Knockers, 32 pts
28. This Isn't Rocket Science, It's Brain Surgery, 32 pts
30. Put It In H, 31.5 pts
31. Guff-Speaking Work-Slackers, 30.5 pts
32. Our Team Is Made Up Of: salt, Artificial Honey-Roasting Agents, Pressed Peanut Sweepings, 29.5 pts
33. The Team That Makes Sex Look Like A Church...And Then Giggles Like A Schoolgirl, 29 pts
34. Man Alive! There Are Men Alive In Here, 28.5 pts
35. Reservoir Cats, 28 pts
35. Snack-related Mishap, 28 pts
37. Bonus Eruptus (It's a Terrible Disorder Where the Skeleton Tries to Leap out of the Mouth and Escape the Body), 27 pts
37. I Am A Little Spanish Flea, 27 pts
39. We're Supposed To Be A Trivia Team, Not A Bleedin' Splish-Splash Show, 26 pts
39. Milpool, 26 pts
41. Rowdy Roddy Peepers, 25.5 pts
42. Guy Incognito, 25 pts
43. Three Bad Neighbors, 23.5 pts
43. We Should Call Our Team Johnny Deformed, 23.5 pts
45. The Frequents of Maison Derriere, 23 pts
46. Discovery Channel 6, 22.5 pts
47. Gudger College Dropouts, 21 pts
48. Don't You Hate Pants, 19.5 pts
49. Ding. Freedom. Dong. Opportunity., 18.5 pts
49. Team VII: Adrian's Revenge, 18.5 pts
51. The Extra B is For BYOBB. What's The Second B For? Best Team Ever!, 16.5 pts
52. The Team That'll Learn Bart To Bust Their Tomater, 15 pts
53. Call Us Mr. Devereaux, 13.5 pts
54. The Dawgz With Bees In Their Mouths, 9 pts
55. Egg Advisory Council, 3 pts