June 23, 2014 - Vancouver

Location: SD Galleria

Episodes: Kamp Krusty, the PTA Disbands, Homer the Great

Categories: Principal Skinner, Itchy and Scratchy
Winner: The Leaderbeans

Final Standings:

1. The Leaderbeans, 43 pts 2. Krusterrific, 40.5 pts 3. Flintstones Chewable Morphine, 38.5 pts 4. You Want Us To Show This Question To The Cat, And Have The Cat Tell You What It Is? 'Cuz The Cat's Going To Get It!, 36 pts 5. Grade F Meat: Mostly Circus Animals, Some Filler, 35 pts 5. Born To Runner Up, 35 pts 7. The Homer Sexuals, 34 pts 7. The Erotic Awakening Of 'S', 34 pts 9. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 33 pts 10. Those Egg Council Creeps, 32.5 pts 11. Tethered Swimming, 31.5 pts 12. Bort, 30.5 pts 13. Lee Carvalho's Putting Challenge, 30 pts 14. The Senile Bucktoothed Old Mummies With Bony Girl Arms Who Smell Like An Elephants Butts, 29.5 pts 15. Professor Horatio Hufnagel's Contrabulous Fabtraption, 29 pts 15. Bent Wookies, 29 pts 17. All The Kids On This Team Are S.O.B.s, 28 pts 18. Nuke The Whales, 27.5 pts 19. The Hammock District (Down On Third), 26 pts 20. You'll Have To Speak Up, We're Wearing Towels, 25.5 pts 21. It Makes Sex Look Like A Church!, 24.5 pts 22. Three Stooges Syndrome, 15 pts 23. Strawberry Squishee, 13 pts 24. The Krebappels, 11 pts 25. Thrillho #1, 10 pts 26. The Steelworkers of America, 9 pts 27. Thrillho A, 6 pts

June 16, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Saturdays of Thunder, Simpson and Delilah, King-Size Homer
Categories: Grampa Simpson, TV Shows

Winner: Hi, We're India's Answer To Brian Dennehy, You May Remember Us From Such Team Names As The Black Smithers and This Team's Real Name Is Corky

Final Standings:
1. Hi, We're India's Answer To Brian Dennehy, You May Remember Us From Such Team Names As The Black Smithers and This Team's Real Name Is Corky, 47.5 pts
2. Hey! This is Richard Nixon's Trivia Team!  We Just Crossed Out His Name and Put Ours!, 47 pts

3. The Vassar Bashers, 46 pts

3. Oh, I'll Kill Myself if Portugal Doesn't Win!, 46 pts

5. Are Poo and Ass Taken?, 43 pts

5. The Throbbing Biological Urges, 43 pts

7. Town Jubilation Committee, 42 pts
7. The Southern Dandies, 42 pts
9. The Erotic Awakening of S, 41.5 pts
9. Ariaga!, Ariaga II!, Bariaga!, Aruglia! and Pizozza!, 41.5 pts
11. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Team, 39 pts
12. Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What, 38.5 pts

13. North Kilttowners, 37.5 pts
14. The Pimps and the C.H.U.D.s, 36.5 pts
14. Simpsons Trivia Sucks, Let's Play Hungry Hungry Hippos, 36.5 pts
14. Professor VJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, 36.5 pts
17. Pin Pals, 36 pts
17. The First Non-Brazilian Team To Travel Backwards Through Time, 36 pts
19. Rowdy Members of Chugalug House, 35 pts
20. Brown and Water, 33.5 pts
20. WO__D_ F_IR, 33.5 pts
22. 9th Bearded Infantry, 31 pts
23. Our Team Has A First Name, It's F-R-I-T-Z, Our Team Has a Second Name It's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N, 30.5 pts

23. The Ides of Marge, 30.5 pts

23. St. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls, 30.5 pts

25. The Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths, 29 pts

26. Bent Wookiees, 28 pts

27. Rowdy Roddy Peepers, 27 pts

27. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 27 pts

29. I'm Not Gay, But I'll Learn, 25.5 pts

30. Senor Spielbergo's Filmmakers Union Local #312, 21.5 pts

31. Brittany Murphy Died at Age 30, 20.5 pts

32. Say It, Chowder!, 19.5 pts

33. Up With Mini-Skirts, 18.5 pts

June 10, 2014 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Radio Bart, Homer & Apu, Lemon of Troy
Categories: Snake, Getaways & Vacations
Winner: The Nelsons featuring The Team That Fought So Poorly and Surrendered So Badly

Final Standings:
1. The Nelsons featuring The Team That Fought So Poorly and Surrendered So Badly, 44 pts (won tiebreak)
2. Why Would They Come To Simpsons Trivia Just To Boo Us?, 44 pts
3. The Beer Barons, 43 pts
4. Only Who Can Win at Trivia? You Have Selected "You", Referring to Our Team. The Correct Answer is "You", 42 pts
5. The Partially Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Beverages (Don't Call Us Shakes), 41.5 pts
6. "Oh, Simpsons Trivia. That's Cool." "Are You Being Sarcastic, Dude?" "I Don't Even Know Anymore", 40 pts
6. Moleman In The Morning (Good Moleman To You), 40 pts
6. Sex Cauldron, 40 pts
6. We Are The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like to Kiss Our Own Butts, 40 pts
10. Not Those Peanuts...The Ones At The Bottom, 39.5 pts
11. The Team That Shrieks Like a Woman and Keeps Sobbing Until the Other Teams Turn Away in Disgust, 39 pts
12. Our Team Drives Like This: A-Doo Doo Doo. Doo Doo Doo. Other Teams Drive Like This: Dee Dee Dee. Dee Dee Dee Dee, 38.5 pts
13. The Rand Corporation in Conjunction with the Saucer People, Under the Suprvision of the Reverse Vampires, 36 pts
14. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 35.5 pts
15. Funk Dancing For Self Defense, 35 pts
15. Persephone? People Don't Want Trivia Teams Named After Hungry Old Greek Broads, 35 pts
17. The Team Who's Going to Get Some Vegetarian Chili Before They Get Desparate And Add Meat, 34.5 pts
18. The Team That Calls Themselves "You Know Who" Just Invited You to a Secret "Wink Wink" at the "You Know What", 34 pts
18. We'll Live Like Kings! Damn Hell Ass Kings!, 34 pts
20. Company L, 33.5 pts
20. First Place Team Credits High Score to Satan, 33.5 pts
20. Get Mendoza, 33.5 pts
20. Native American Ice Cream (Formerly Big Chief Crazy Cone), 33.5 pts
20. The Junior Vice Presidents, 33.5 pts
25. One of Those Porno Magazines, a Box of Condoms, a Bottle of Old Harper, a Box of Panty Shields, and Some Illegal Fireworks. And One of Those Disposable Enemas. Nah, Make It Two, 33 pts
26. Nobody Likes Milhouse!, 32.5 pts
26. This Team Engaged In Intercourse With Your Spouse or Significant Other, 32.5 pts
28. The Capital Knockers, 32 pts
28. This Isn't Rocket Science, It's Brain Surgery, 32 pts
30. Put It In H, 31.5 pts
31. Guff-Speaking Work-Slackers, 30.5 pts
32. Our Team Is Made Up Of: salt, Artificial Honey-Roasting Agents, Pressed Peanut Sweepings, 29.5 pts
33. The Team That Makes Sex Look Like A Church...And Then Giggles Like A Schoolgirl, 29 pts
34. Man Alive! There Are Men Alive In Here, 28.5 pts
35. Reservoir Cats, 28 pts
35. Snack-related Mishap, 28 pts
37. Bonus Eruptus (It's a Terrible Disorder Where the Skeleton Tries to Leap out of the Mouth and Escape the Body), 27 pts
37. I Am A Little Spanish Flea, 27 pts
39. We're Supposed To Be A Trivia Team, Not A Bleedin' Splish-Splash Show, 26 pts
39. Milpool, 26 pts
41. Rowdy Roddy Peepers, 25.5 pts
42. Guy Incognito, 25 pts
43. Three Bad Neighbors, 23.5 pts
43. We Should Call Our Team Johnny Deformed, 23.5 pts
45. The Frequents of Maison Derriere, 23 pts
46. Discovery Channel 6, 22.5 pts
47. Gudger College Dropouts, 21 pts
48. Don't You Hate Pants, 19.5 pts
49. Ding. Freedom. Dong. Opportunity., 18.5 pts
49. Team VII: Adrian's Revenge, 18.5 pts
51. The Extra B is For BYOBB. What's The Second B For? Best Team Ever!, 16.5 pts
52. The Team That'll Learn Bart To Bust Their Tomater, 15 pts
53. Call Us Mr. Devereaux, 13.5 pts
54. The Dawgz With Bees In Their Mouths, 9 pts
55. Egg Advisory Council, 3 pts

June 5, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Homerpalooza, 22 Short Films About Springfield, The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
Categories: Rainier Wolfcastle, Birthdays
Winner: Moochin' War Widows

Final Standings:
1. Moochin' War Widows, 49.5 pts
2. The Gay Robots Of Star Wars, 49 pts
3. Can you Repeat The Part Of The Stuff Where You Said All About The Things...The Things?, 46 pts
4. They Called Us Team Gorgeous, Later On It Was Team Presentable, Then Team Gruesome. And The Finally Team Moe, 45 pts
5. Taking You To Hooters...I Don't Wanna Bother Mom, 42 pts
6. See The Thing Is, White People Have Names Like Dan, And White People Have Names Like Dan, 41 pts
7. Funky See, Funky Do, 40.5 pts
7. This Team Would Also Like To Express Its Fondness For That Particular Beer, 40.5 pts
9. Hydro, The Team With The Hydraulic Arms, 40 pts
10. Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?, 36.5 pts
11. The Committee To Re-Elect Councilman Les Weinan, 35 pts
12. You Have Asthma?, 34 pts
13. Twirling, Twirling, Twirling Towards Freedom, 33 pts
14. Worker & Parasite 2, 31.5 pts
15. Here Comes A Greaseball, 31 pts
16. It's A Pornography Store, I Was Buying Pornography, 30 pts
16. Worker & Parasite 1, 30 pts
18. The Competent Trivia Work Of Don Brewer, 27 pts
18. The Nice Team That Caught The Snake In Your Basement, 27 pts
20. Those Blue Cupcakes They Sell Sometimes, 25.5 pts
21. The Team That Got More Gongs Than The Breakdancing Robot That Caught On Fire, 23.5 pts
22. Works On Contigency? No, Money Down!, 23 pts
23. Little Bart (*crack*), Little Lisa (*crack*), Little Marge (*whoosh*) And The Rest, 22.5 pts
24. Inflatable Bath Pillow Fighters, 22 pts
25. Thrillho, 21.5 pts
26. Simpsicalifrajilisticexpiali(annoyed grunt)cious, 20 pts
27. The Big Book Of British Smiles, 19.5 pts
27. L'il Bastard Trivia Kit, 19.5 pts
29. Jub-Jub, 18.5 pts
30. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 17.5 pts
31. The Be Sharps, 17 pts
32. Think Of Them As Little Horses, 16 pts
33. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 12.5 pts
34. The Principals Or The Caterpillars, 9 pts

June 3, 2014 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar
Episodes: Itchy & Scratchyland, Lard Of The Dance, Homer The Heretic
Winner: The Steamed Hams

Final Standings:
1. The Steamed Hams, 46 pts
2. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 45 pts3. Little Pwagmattasqarmsettport, 42 pts
4. Hugh Jazz, 41 pts
5. The Gay Robots From Star Wars, 40.5 pts
6. Woozle Wazzle, 39.5 pts
7. Cavalcade of Whimzy, 38 pts
8. Look Who's Oinking, 36.5 pts
9. Bonestorm, 32.5 pts
10. Sex Cauldron, 32 pts
11. Team X, 30 pts
12. Pray for Mojo, 28 pts
13. There's Your Answer, Fishbulb, 25.5 pts14. Sandpaper Snatch, 13.5 pts

June 2, 2014 - Thunder Bay

Location: Sovereign Room
Winner: The Inanimate Carbon Rods

Final Standings:
1. The Inanimate Carbon Rods, 42.5 pts
2. Dignity, 41.5 pts
3. Worst Team Ever, 37.5 pts
4. The Christ Punchers, 32.5 pts
5. Flancrest Enterprises, 30 pts
6. Dental Plan, 11.5 pts
7. Lard Lad Donuts, 2 pts