October 21, 2013 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Lenny & Carl, US Presidents

Episodes: Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror VII

Winner(s): The Chubbiest Kickline in Town & The Black Smithers (tie)

Final Standings: 

1. The Black Smithers, 47.5 pts

1. The Chubbiest Kickline in Town, 47.5 pts

3. Vassar Bashers, 47 pts

3. alt.nerd.obsessive, 47 pts

3. Urge to Kill... Rising..., 47 pts

6. Do Not Touch Willie, 44.5 pts

7. Team is Hatless, Repeat: Hatless, 44 pts

8. The Sour Quince Logs, 42 pts

8. My Precious Antique Cans, 42 pts

10. The League of Uninformed Voters, 40.5 pts

11. Champions of Winning, Superb!, 39 pts

11. Whitey Whompers, 39 pts

13. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, 38.5 pts

14. The Al Ighty Ollar, 37.5 pts

14. Thrillhouse, 37.5 pts

16. Thrillho, 36.5 pts

17. Greasy Thugs, 35 pts

18. Krudler, 34.5 pts

18. Wacky Shack, 34.5 pts

20. Nuke the Whales, 34 pts

21. Jimmy Carter: History's Greatest Monster, 33 pts

21. The Free Range Children, 33 pts

21. WO__D_ F_IR, 33 pts

24. Ham-A-Hoy!, 32.5 pts

25. Spin the Middle Side Topwise... Or Die, 29.5 pts

26. We Are From Zee Land of Chocolate, 26.5 pts

27. The Frogurt is Also Cursed, 25.5 pts

28. Crazy Vaclav Auto Sales, 22.5 pts

28. Urge to Kill... Rising... Rising... Fading... Rising!, 22.5 pts

30. The Ny Mets, 18.5 pts

30. We Hate Diana for Being Late, 18.5 pts

32. The Seaweed Sharks, 16 pts

33. The Homersexuals, 9 pts

34. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks that Ever Sucked, 5 pts

October 8, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge

Episodes: Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror, VII, Treehouse of Horror III

Categories: Treehouse of Horror

Winner: The Team That's Going To Suck…Your Blood!

Final Standings:

1. The Team That's Going To Suck…Your Blood!, 43.5 pts

2. Trojan, Ramses, Magnum, Sheik, 40.5 pts

3. Sex Cauldron, 38 pts

4. The Nelsons featuring I'm Joe Namath, 36 pts

5. Alright, We Wrote Our Team Name. Now Can We Please Have Our Free Boat?, 35 pts

6. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Sauce People Under The Supervisison Of The Reverse Vampires, 33 pts

7. Yup, Here's Your Problem: Someone Set This Team To Evil, 32 pts

8. Cup And Ball Hogs, 30.5 pts

8. The Trivia Host's Name Is Brazeau? We've Been Calling Her Crandell! We Feel Like Idiots, 30.5 pts

10. How To Cook For Forty Humans, 30 pts

11. The California Cheeseburgers, 29 pts

12. This Trivia Team Carries A Terrible Curse. (Pause) But It Comes With A Free Frogurt, 28 pts

13. James Hell Brooks, 26.5 pts

14. Abortions For Some, 26 pts

15. Ooo, He Card Read Good, 24.5 pts

16. Put It In H, 23.5 pts

16. The Older, Balder, Fatter Team, 23.5 pts

18. Eastern Europe's Favourite Cat And Mouse Team, Worker And Parasite, 23 pts

18. Models In The Sears Catalogue, 23 pts

20. I Tell You, I Won't Play On A Trivia Team That Robs Men Of The Right To Marry Their Cousins, 22.5 pts

21. I Have Two Questions: Where's The Fife? And Give Me The Fife, 22 pts

21. Stoner's Pot Palace, 22 pts

21. The Team That Must Move Forward, Not Backward, Upward, Not Forward, And Always, twirling, Twirling, Twirling Towards Freedom, 22 pts 

24. Christ Punchers, 21.5 pts

24. How To Cook Forty Humans, 21.5 pts

26. Boaking Accidents, 21 pts

26. Flancrest Enterprises, 21 pts

26. Nut And Gum: Together At Last!, 21 pts

29. In The Midst Of All The Killing And Skin Eating, Somehow We Forgot The Love, 20 pts

29. Stupider Like A Fox, 20 pts

29. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate…That's Bad, 20 pts

32. Ding Freedom. Dong Opportunity, 19.5 pts

32. Hello! Human Flies Here! C'mon, We Stayed Up All Night Dyeing Our Underpants, 19.5 pts

32. My Cat's Breath Smells Like Cat Food, 19.5 pts

32. You Gotta Sell Your Pumpkin Futures Before Hallowe'en. BEFORE!, 19.5 pts

36. Gentlemen…To Evil!, 19 pts

37. Get To The Workin' Overtime Part, 18.5 pts

37. Man Loses Pants, Life, 18.5 pts

37. Simpsons Trivia Rewards Knowledge. This Team Punishes Ignorance, 18.5 pts

40. The Team With The Case Of The 'Sposedas, 16 pts

41. I'm On My Way!, 15 pts

42. I'm Somewhere Where I Don't Know Where I Am, 13.5 pts

43. Yeah, You Heard Me Phil, Two Measly Stinkin' Grapes, 13 pts

44. Capital City Goofball, 12.5 pts

44. If We Lose, We're Out Of The Family, 12.5 pts

46. Moooooom! The Cup And Ball Hogs Are Smoking!, 12 pts

47. Donnie Don't, 11 pts

47. Szyzlin' Syzslaks, 11 pts

49. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 10 pts

50. No On 24, 8 pts

51. Fishbulb, 7.5 pts

53. They Came To Life. Good For Them, 7 pts

54. Biggie-Smalls, 3 pts

October 3, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Kang & Kodos, Baseball & Softball
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror VII
Winner: The Center for Re-Neducation

Final Standings:
1. The Center for Re-Neducation, 48 PTAs
2. The Fun Boys, 47 pts
3. Mooching War Widows, 46.5 pts
4. Hello, I Need The Largest Team Name You Have. No, That's Too Big, 45.5 pts
5. Not Now, We're Too Drunk, 44.5 pts
6. Let Me Have One Of Those Porno Magazine, A Large Box Of Condoms, A Bottle of Old Harper, A Couple Of Those Panty Shields, The Answer For Round 3, And One Of Those Disposable Enemas...Better Make It Two, 44 pts
7. Born To Runner-Up, 43.5 pts
7. Honk If You're Horny, 43.5 pts
9. Bart Gets To Ride In The Front Because He's A Good Guy At Trivia, 43 pts
10. You'll Go Where I Go, Defile What I Defile, Eat Who I Eat, 42 pts
10. Who Are Those Clowns In Congress Clowning? They Have No Business Being Clowns, They Should Leave The Clowning Business To All The Other Clowns In The Clowning Business, 42 pts
12. The Hammock District, 41.5 pts
13. The Stewed Prunes, 40.5 pts
14. Ya Used Me, Skinner! Ya Used Me!, 39.5 pts
14. Oh, Let's Say....Moe, 39.5 pts
14. The ReBigulators, 39.5 pts
17. Da Daaa Da Da Da HEY da da da da, 39 pts
18. Urge To Kill Rising, 38.5 pts
19. That's One Palindrome You Be Hearing For A While, 37 pts
20. In Rod We Trust, 36.5 pts
20. Where's The Any Key?, 36.5 pts
22. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S., 34 pts
22. The Bear Patrol, 34 pts
24. Brain & Nerve Tonic, 33.5 pts
25. Beware This Team Carries A Terrible Curse, 32 pts
26. Paul McCartney's Really Rippin' Lentil Soups, 31 pts
26. On Closer Inspection, These Are Loafers, 31 pts
28. Tennesseein' Is Tennebelievin', 26.5 pts
29. Put It In H, 26 pts
30. The Team That Sleeps On A Pile Of Money With Many Beautiful Ladies, 24 pts
31. Goons. Hired Goons., 23.5 pts
31. Can't You See This Barnyard Noise Guessing Game Is Tearing Us Apart?, 23.5 pts
33. You Promised Me Dog Or Higher, 20.5 pts
34. A Joint Venture Of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 19.5 pts
35. Ay Las Naranjas en La Cabeza, 19 pts
36. Shelbyville Manhattan, 12.5 pts
37. The Duds, 11.5 pts
38. Unemployed Boehners, 2 pts