July 15, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Kamp Krusty, Mom And Pop Art, Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
Categories: Apu, Oh Canada!
Winner: Hired Goons

Final Standings
1. Hired Goons, 46 pts
2. Maybe We're Just Acting Stupid To Infiltrate A Gang of International Idiots, 45 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 43 pts
4. This Team No Function Beer Without, 42.5 pts
5. This Things We Believe, 41.5 pts
6. The Cup and Ball Hogs, 40.5 pts
6. Gone To Trivia, Not Back, Avenge Death, 40.5 pts
6. Do Yourself A Favour, Don't Pick A Team Name...AAAHH!..Told You Not To Pick A Team Name, 40.5 pts
9. Chili! Red-Hot Texas-Style Chili! And We Got Ginger Ale! Boiling Hot Texas-Style Ginger Ale!, 39 pts
9. The Beer Barons, 39 pts
9. The 9th Bearded Infantry, 39 pts
12. Nuts & Gum, Together At Last, 37.5 pts
13. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision of The Reverse Vampires, 37 pts
14. This Is A Trivia, Not The Bleeding Splish Splash Show, 36.5 pts
14. MMmmm, Recirculated Air..., 36.5 pts
16. Kings! Damned Hell Ass Kings!, 35.5 pts
16. I'm Sorry, But This Team Cannot Divulge Information About That Customer's Secret ILlegal Account, 35.5 pts
18. The Team That Calls Themselves 'Steamed Hams', Despite The Fact That They're Obviously Grilled, 32 pts
19. A Team On A Squishee Bender Can Sure Do Some Crazy Things, 31.5 pts
20. Those Murderous Trolls, 31 pts
21. Ich Bin Ein Simpsons Trivia, 30 pts
22. Let's Call Ourselves Lisa S. No, That's Too Obvious, Let's Say L. Simpson, 29 pts
23. That Fancy Store-Bought Dirt, 28.5 pts
24. Raisin Roundies, 28 pts
25. We're Here For Microwave Cookery...No, Wait, Coping With Senility, 27.5 pts
25. The Team That Took Out All The Money We Made From Franchising And Bet It AGAINST The Harlem Globetrotters; We Thought The Generals Were Due, 27.5 pts
27. Long Protein Strands, 26 pts
28. Employees of Compuglobalhypermeganet, 24.5 pts
29. I'm Joe Namath, 22 pts
30. Discovery Channel, 21.5 pts
31. They Stick All The Jerks At Table 1, 20.5 pts
32. The Team That Obviously Had Help From Their Parents, 18.5 pts
33. Slap Some Bumper Stickers On It, 16 pts
34. I Thought The Cop Was A Prostitute, 15 pts
35. The Dr. Nick Rivieras, 14 pts
36. Zookeeper! Zookeeper! The Monkeys Are Killing Each Other, 12 pts
37. Grandpappy And Shebear, 11 pts
38. Inanimate Carbon Rod, 5.5 pts

July 15, 2013 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Colonel Homer, The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson, You Only Move Twice
Categories: Apu, Oh Canada!
Winner: C̶a̶t̶ Hurricane Chow

1. C̶a̶t̶ Hurricane Chow, 47 pts
2. alt.nerd.obsessive, 44 pts

3. The Shine-O Ball-O, 43 pts

4. Maaaaaaatloooooock!, 42.5 pts

4. Piano Tuners Local 412, 42.5 pts

6. A Fridge Too Far, 41 pts

7. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 39.5 pts

8. This Team is Going To Make The Top Ten or We'll All Agree to Disband and Join Other Teams, 35.5 pts

9. Leader Beans, 34 pts

9. Kung Fu Surfers from Gangster City, 34 pts

11. Horse Not Wearing Diaper, 32.5 pts

12. Voices of the Elderly... Poor, 32 pts

13. Team Pwamattasquarmsettport, 31.5 pts

14. Team G̶o̶r̶g̶e̶o̶u̶s̶ P̶r̶e̶s̶e̶n̶t̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ G̶r̶u̶e̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ Moe, 31 pts

15. The Ides of Marge, 30 pts

16. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention, 30 pts

17. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 28 pts

17. Melanie's Angels, 28 pts

19. The Barbeque-Wrecking  Know-Nothing Know-It-Alls, 27.5 pts

20. WO__D_ F_IR, 27 pts

21. Shenanigoats, 26.5 pts

22. The Steincutters, 25 pts

22. I Want Some Taquitos, 25 pts

22. Is It About My Cube?, 25 pts

25. It Was the Butterfly, 24 pts

26. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 23.5 pts

26. Klavkalash and Crab Juice, 23.5 pts

28. Mojo and the Snowballs, 21.5 pts

29. Two Guys from Kabul, 19 pts

30. RDRR, 15.5 pts

31. North Kilttown,14.5 pts

32. Joey Jo-Jo Jr. Shabado, 12 pts

33. Baby Stinkbreath, 11.5 pts

34. Chicken Necks?, 10 pts

34. Flandereses, 10 pts

36. Maison Derrieres, 7.5 pts

37. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 6.5 pts

38. Krusty's Revenge, 3.5 pts

July 11, 2013 - Brooklyn (2nd anniversary edition)

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Bart of Darkness, Homer's Barbershop Quartet, Summer of 4 ft. 2
Categories: Apu, Grampa's Stories
Winner: Andrew E.: Portrait of An Ass-Grabber

Final Standings
1. Andrew E.: Portrait of An Ass-Grabber, 47 pts
2. The Team That Is So Smart, They Hooked Us Up To A Giant Computer To Try And Teach It Some Things, But We Had So Much Knowledge It Overloaded And Got Really Hot And Caught On Fire, 43.5 pts
3. Troy & Company's Summertime Smile Factory, 42.5 pts
4. The Springfield Isotopes featuring Dancin' Homer, 42 pts
5. The Crazy Old Man Singers, 40.5 pts
6. The Guatemalan Insanity of Peppers of Quetzalacatenango, 40 pts
7. Our Team Name Is Agnes And You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb. Lamb of God, 39 pts
8. Ethnic Mismatch Trivia Team #644, 38.5 pts
8. Sweet Merciful Crap: My Car!, 38.5 pts
8. The Team That Is Not As Dumb As They Look, 38.5 pts
11. Our Host's Name Is Ennals? We've Been Calling Him Crandall!, 38 pts
11. Thrill Pool, 38 pts
13. Flintstone's Chewable Morphine, 37 pts
14. Greasy Thugs, 36.5 pts
14. Oh, Let's Say...Moe, 36.5 pts
14. TRAB PU KCIP, 36.5 pts
14. Zeppelin Rules, 36.5 pts
18. Remember Kids, We're In The "Itchy" Lot, 33 pts
19. THRILLHO, 32.5 pts
20. Duffman Lord Chuggington, 29 pts
21. Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo, 28 pts
21. Juggler's Despair, 28 pts
23. Adorable Little Ragamuffins, 27 pts
23. The Team That Called Themselves "You Know Who" Just Invited You To A Secret "Wink-Wink" At The "You-Know What", 27 pts
25. Gudger College Intramural Champs, 25.5 pts
26. No Beer And No TV Make This Team Something Something, 24.5 pts
27. Bonestorm, 23.5 pts
28. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 23 pts
29. Bake Him Away, Toys, 22.5 pts
30. Col. Dracula Joins The Navy, 11.5 pts
31. Shirts & Skinners, 10.5 pts