May 20, 2013 - Chicago

Location: The Irish Oak
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One), Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two), 22 Short Films About Springfield
Categories: Waylon Smithers, Music
Winner: alt.nerd.obsessive

Final Standings: 
1. alt.nerd.obsessive, 49.5 pts
2. We're Macys, You're Gimbels, 48.5 pts
2. C̶a̶t̶ Hurricane Chow, 48.5 pts
4. P is for Psycho, 47 pts
5. Gamblor and His Neon Claws, 46 pts
6. Are POO and ASS Taken?, 45.5 pts
7. The Men of the 9th Bearded Infantry, 45 pts
7. Say Chowder, 45 pts
9. KBBL Is Gonna Give Me Something Stupid, 44 pts
9. Handsome Peter Griffin Plus 3, 44 pts
11. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 43.5 pts
12. The Denver Broncos, 42 pts
13. Bone-us Eruptus, 41.5 pts
13. The Blurst of Teams, 41.5 pts
15. Professor PJ's Cornucopia's Fantastic Food Magorium and Great American Steakery, 40 pts
15. Leader Beans, 40 pts
15. Burnsy, 40 pts
18. Team Discovery Channel, 39.5 pts
18. Wod Fir, 39.5 pts
20. We Just Came to See "Honk If You're Horny" in Peace, 39 pts
21. Bake 'Em Away, Toys, 38.5 pts
22. You've Selected 'Regicide', 37.5 pts
23. Das Nüisance Phones, 36.5 pts
24. In Rod We Trust, 34 pts
25. The Scout Masters, 33.5 pts
26. It's Photosynthesis! Damn Your Feeble Brain!, 32.5 pts
27. Jasper's Paddle, 31.5 pts
28. The B Sharps, 30.5 pts
29. China Still Cool, 30 pts
30. The Thrillho's, 28 pts
30. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo's, 28 pts
32. The Damn Weiner Kids, 27 pts
33. Whitey Wackers, 23.5 pts
34. RDRR, 17.5 pts
35. Cookie Mart, 15.5 pts
36. Unnecessary Surgery Land, 11.5 pts

May 14, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Lisa On Ice, Dancin' Homer, Homer At The Bat
Categories: Ned Flanders, Sports
Winner: What Are You Going To Do With The Winner's Donuts, Sir? Oh, I Dunno, Throw Them On The Pile, I Guess

Final Standings:
1. What Are You Going To Do With The Winner's Donuts, Sir? Oh, I Dunno, Throw Them On The Pile, I Guess, 46.5 pts
2. Flowers By Irene, 43.5 pts
3. The Neglected Food Groups, 41.5 pts
4. Sex Cauldron, 39 pts
4. We're Awfully Uppity For A Team That Eats Bugs All Day, 39 pts
6. Our Team is Abuzz Over The Absence of Mark Rodkin, 37 pts
7. We're The Stupid Morons with Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell, 36.5 pts
8. Hey, Our Team May Be Ugly And Hatefilled, But What Was The Other Thing You Said?, 36 pts
9. The Nelsons, 35.5 pts
10. Name Our Team? Can't Somebody Else Do It?, 34.5 pts
11. Please Excuse Our Handwriting, We Busted Whichever Hand It Is We Write With, 34 pts
11. We Drove 3000 Miles For This?, 34 pts
13. If Loving Your Team Is Lame, Then We Guess We're Just A Big Lame, 33.5 pts
14. The Big Bunch Of Ration Babies, 33 pts
14. Let That Be A Lesson To The Rest Of You Nuts, 33 pts
16. Go Ahead, First Place Team… Enjoy Your Donuts. Little Do You Know You're Getting Closer to the Poison Donut!, 32 pts
17. A Sextet Of Ale, 31.5 pts
17. Disgruntled Goat, Brown Nose Bear, Flatulent Fox, Rich Uncle Skeleton & Dinner Dog, 31.5 pts
17. Stupider Like A Fox, 31.5 pts
17. The Merciless Team of Quetzalacacatanango, 31.5 pts
21. Uosdwis R. Dewoh, 30 pts
22. The Team That Obviously Had No Help At All From Their Parents, 29.5 pts
23. The Team That Ate All The Tarragon And Drank All The Soy Sauce, 29 pts
23. The Team That Voted Kodos, 29 pts
23. There's No Sugar In Pixie Stix, 29 pts
26. Put It In H, 28.5 pts
27. This Team Has Hidden A Snake Somewhere In This Bar. The First Person to Find It Wins, 28 pts
28. Team Discovery Channel, 24.5 pts
29. Strap On Your Skates, Gordie, You're Going In, 23.5 pts
29. The Bart, The, 23.5 pts
31. Thrillhouse, 22.5 pts
32. The Rebigulators, 22 pts
33. Capital Knockers, 21.5 pts
33. The Benevanstanchianos, 21.5 pts
35. Police Cops, 20.5 pts
36. The Highly Pressing Package of Power Plant Profit Projections for Pete Porter in Pasadena, 19 pts
37. I Was Saying Boo-urns, 18.5 pts
38. Citywide Orgy Of Destruction, 17.5 pts
39. Spittle County Raiders "Birthplace of the Loogie", 17 pts
40. Never Forget, Homer, There's No Muscle Stronger Than The Human Heart, 16 pts
41. Aw, Twenty Dollars? But I Wanted A Peanut, 13.5 pts
42. Is The Poop Deck Really What I Think It Is?, 7.5 pts

May 2, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Whacking Day, Marge On The Lam, The Cartridge Family
Categories: Lenny, Mothers
Winner: Too Many Grandmas

Final Standings:
1. Too Many Grandmas, 47.5 pts
2. Crappy Club For Jerks, 45 pts
3. The Hell's Our Money Doin' In Your House, Fred?, 43.5 pts
4. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 43 pts
4. A Team Name That's Witty At First, But Less Funny Ever Time You Hear It, 43 pts
4. Do We Look Like A Team That Has Had All They Can Eat?, 43 pts
7. So This Is What It Feels Like When Doves Cry, 42 pts
8. The Don't Have A Cow Men, 41.5 pts
8. It's Just A Little Airborne, It's Still Good It's Still Good, 41.5 pts
10. My Name Is Mr. Snrub And I Come From Someplace Far Away, Yes, That Will Do, 40 pts
11. The Spungos, 39 pts
11. This Team Is A Part Of Us All, A Part Of Us All, A Part Of Us All, 39 pts
13. Dear Dans, As I Write This I Am Very Sad. Our Team Has Been Overthrown And Replaced By The Benevolent General Krull. All Hail Krull And His Glorious New Team! Sincerely, Little Girl, 38.5 pts
14. And Because I Like You, I'm Gonna Do It Pro Boner, 38 pts
15. That Is Some Outfit, Dan, It Makes You Look Like A Homosexual, 37.5 pts
16. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They Bark They Shoot Bees At You, 36 pts
16. I Voted For Kodos, 36 pts
18. Team Discovery Channel, 35 pts
18. MacGarnagle, 35 pts
20. Lenny's Reign Of Terror, 34.5 pts
20. A Bunch Of Pot-Smoking Hippies That Would Rather Play Hacky Sack Than Lock Up The Homeless, 34.5 pts
22. Oh, Let's Say...Moe, 33.5 pts
23. Scots And Other Scots, 33 pts
24. Got Malk?, 32 pts
25. Hack The Bone, 31.5 pts
26. The Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers Babysitting Service 2, 30.5 pts
27. Maybe Single People Eat Crackers. This Team Doesn't Know; Frankly, They Don't Want To Know. It's A Market They Can Do Without, 27.5 pts
28. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 25.5 pts
29. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked 2, 24.5 pts
30. Vincent Price's Egg Magic, 24 pts
31. The Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers Babysitting Service 1, 21.5 pts
31. Discovery Channel, 21.5 pts
33. Implosion?!, 20.5 pts
34. Persephone, 17 pts
35. Das Wagon Phone It Ein Nuisance Phone, 10 pts
36. Püp, 8 pts
37. Milhouse, Lower Those Eyebrows, 7 pts