March 13, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Mayored To The Mob, Lisa's Substitute, Homer vs. the 18th Amendment
Categories: Dr. Hibbert, Vehicles
Winner: Flim Springfield

Final Standings:
1. Flim Springfield, 46.5 pts
2. Chugalug House, 44.5 pts
3. The Beer Barons, 43.5 pts
4. On This Team We Obey The Laws Of Thermodynamics, 43 pts
4. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 43 pts
6. Sex Cauldron, 42.5 pts
7. Truly, Ours Is A Butt That Won't Quit, 40.5 pts
8. Are You The Creator of "Hi and Lois"? Because You Are Making Me Laugh, 39.5 pts
8. The Shame Spirals, 39.5 pts
10. More Jeremy's Testicles Means More Jeremy's Iron, 39 pts
10. The Warning Gators, 39 pts
12. A Fridge Too Far, 38.5 pts
13. I Don't Think A Healthy Team Can Make That Kinda Smell, 38 pts
13. Up Yours, Children!, 38 pts
15. The Krusty Partially-Gelatinated Gum-Based Beverages, 37 pts
15. Words That Rhyme With Corey, 37 pts
17. Women And Seamen, 36 pts
18. The Little Bald Girls With No Lollipops, 35.5 pts
19. Ariaga! Ariaga 2! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Rizzoza!, 35 pts
20. More Rubber Stamps [Approved], 34.5 pts
21. Never Try, 34 pts
21. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People, 34 pts
21. We Knew Internal Affairs Was Setting Us Up, 34 pts
24. The Winners of The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence, 33.5 pts
25. Good Grief, More Satan's Boners, 33 pts
26. Is Some Blind Tiger Jerking Suds On The Side?, 32 pts
26. We Hear 'R's As 'B's, 32 pts
28. Arriaga 2, 31 pts
29. I'm Seeing Double Here: Four Krustys, 30.5 pts
29. We Are The Mediocre Presidents, 30.5 pts
31. It's A Pornography Store. I Was Buying Pornography, 30 pts
31. Pageant Of The Transmundane, 30 pts
33. Melvin & The Squirrels, 29 pts
33. The Team That Barely Touched Their Banana Kabooms, 29 pts
33. Watch Out, Laszlo Panaflex!, 29 pts
36. Scotchtoberfest, 28 pts
37. Everything's Coming Up Thrillpool, 27 pts
37. Ingredients: Salt, Artifical Honey Roasting Agents, Pressed Peanut Sweepings, 27 pts
37. Our Fingers Are Too Fat To Write This Team Name, 27 pts
40. Team Discovery Channel, 25.5 pts
41. Grover Cleveland Spanked Us On Two Non-Consecutive Occasions, 25 pts
42. Chock Full Of Heady Goodness, 24 pts
42. We Begged You To Look At Ours First...We Begged You, 24 pts
44. Christian, Jew Or Miscellaneous, 23.5 pts
44. Rickey Rouse, 23.5 pts
46. Bake 'Em Away, Toys, 23 pts
47. Enjoy Your Death Trap, Ladies, 22.5 pts
48. Team Go Banana!, 22 pts
49. Chuzzwuzzers, 20.5 pts
49. The Residents of North Kilt-Town, 20.5 pts
51. Lester & Eliza, 19 pts
52. Homer Simpson Broke My Pig, 17 pts
52. The Steamed Hams, 17 pts
54. The Yvan Eht Niojs, 13.5 pts
55. Team 9-1-2, 11.5 pts
56. My Dingaling, My Dingaling, I Want You To Play With My Dingaling, 9.5 pts