December 26, 2012 - Chicago

Location: Atlantic Bar & Grill

Episodes: Marge Be Not Proud, The Homer They Fall, Grift of the Magi

Categories: Krusty the Clown, Presents
Winners: The Damn Hell Ass Kings

Press Clippings: 

RedEye

Show off your knowledge of The Simpsons' first 11 seasons by competing for prizes in the Classic Simpsons Trivia Chicago Boxing Day Spectacular. The bar will help refresh your love of the show by screening three Christmas- and boxing-themed episodes.

Final Standings:

 1. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 48 pts

2. Hello Mr. Thompson, 47.5 pts

3. The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down, 47 pts

4. We’re Macy’s, You’re Gimbels, 46.5 pts

5. Remember That Time We Were Team Family Guy (pause for flashback), 46 pts

6. Prune Tracy, 45.5 pts

7. Nitsy, 44 pts

8. Team Discovery Channel, 43.5 pts

9. Perfectly Cromulent, 39.5 pts

10. D’ohmination, 33.5 pts

11. Team of Maximum Occupancy, 31.5 pts

12. I Demand to Speak to My Paleontologist, 27.5 pts

13. Stonecutters, 15 pts

14. Powell Motors, 10.5 pts

December 11, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire, Sideshow Bob Roberts, Marge Be Not Proud
Categories: Nelson Muntz, Presents
Winners: It's Our Job To Repeat As Champions. Our Job. Repeating Is Our Job.

Final Standings:
1. It's Our Job To Repeat As Champions. Our Job. Repeating Is Our Job, 46.5 pts
2. Matthew 21:17. Yeah. Think About It, 46 pts
3. Our Team Goes Over 300 Hectares On A Single Quart of Kerosene, 44.5 pts
4. Sex Cauldron, 44 pts
5. Canada's Answer To ELP, 43.5 pts
6. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face, 42.5 pts
6. This Team Started A Fire This Morning That They Really Should Keep An Eye On, 42.5 pts
8. Three Prawns Are Hardly A Galaxy, 42 pts
8. Feast Of Maximum Occupancy, 42 pts
10. Hark To The Tale Of Nelson, And The Boy He Loved So Dear, 41.5 pts
10. The Beer Barons, 41.5 pts
12. MENDOZAAAAA!, 41 pts
13. A Fridge Too Far, 38.5 pts
13. Loud Mouth, The Jerky Team For Jerks, 38.5 pts
13. Stupider Like A Fox, 38.5 pts
13. The Team That's Gonna Change The Way We Think About Getting Hit By Pies, 38.5 pts
13. Those White Flags Are No Match For Our Muskets, 38.5 pts
18. Attila The Fun, 38 pts
19. The Nelsons, 37.5 pts
20. The Sour Quince Logs, 36.5 pts
20. Speedway Squad! In Color!, 36.5 pts
22. Black Smithers, 35.5 pts
22. Lester & Eliza, 35.5 pts
24. Return Of The Thompsons, 35 pts
25. Benevan Stanchianos, 34.5 pts
25. Iroquois Twists, 34.5 pts
25. Let The Bears Pay The Bear Tax, 34.5 pts
28. Annual Gift Man (Who Lives On The Moon), 33.5 pts
28. The Carpenter Ant, The Nurse Shark & The Lawyer Bird, 33.5 pts
28. Put It In H, 33.5 pts
31. Let Arby's Worry About It, 32.5 pts
32. We're Thill Finithing Our Thithelth, 31.5 pts
33. Stern Lecture Plumbing (We Told You Not To Flush That), 30 pts
33. Tramapoline! Trimpopoline!, 30 pts
35. Here Comes The Metric System, 29.5 pts
35. Moe Is Their Leader, 29.5 pts
35. Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium & Great American Steakery, 29.5 pts
38. But Your Ad Says "No Money Down". No, Money Down!, 28.5 pts
38. To Simpsons Trivia: The Cause Of, and Solution To, All Of Life's Problems, 28.5 pts
40. Thrillhouse, 28 pts
41. Bart's People, 27 pts
41. Sector 7Gs, 27 pts
43. The Simpsons, 24.5 pts
44. Woozle Wozzle. Is That What Passes For A Team Name?, 24 pts
45. Sex Appeal & A Catchy Name: Mark Yovorsky's Trivia Team, 23 pts
46. Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabado, 22.5 pts
47. Globex Corporation, 20 pts
48. The Usurpers, 19.5 pts
49. Melvin & The Squirrels, 15.5 pts
50. Chocobots, 14 pts

December 6, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Marge Be Not Proud, Homer The Heretic, Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyedgrunt)cious
Categories: Comic Book Guy, Presents
Winner: The Wendy Windbags

Final Standings:
1. The Wendy Windbags, 48.5 pts (tiebreak winner)
2. How Come I Can't Get No Tang Round Here, 48.5 pts
3. The Big Wheels Down At The Cracker Factory, 47 pts
4. Silly Customer! You Cannot Hurt A Twinkie, 46.5 pts
5. Teamy & The Cloneasaurus, 45 pts
6. School of Hard Knockers, 43.5 pts
7. My Son's Name Is Also Bort, 43 pts
7. Geriatric Profanity Disorder, 43 pts
9. The Mathemagicians, 41 pts
10. The Load-Bearing Posters, 40 pts
10. The Albany Steamed Hams, 40 pts
10. In Japan, They Call Him 'Annual Gift Man' And He Lives On The Moon, 40 pts
10. What Have I Done To Deserve This Flat, Flavorless Manhattan?, 40 pts
14. Go To Hell! Go To Hell!, 39 pts
14. The Blurst of Teams, 39 pts
14. The Strong Must Protect The Sweet, 39 pts
17. Mad About Shoe, 38.5 pts
17. Hats Off To Hannukah, 38.5 pts
19. Well, The Kids Have To Learn About Tekwar Sooner Or Later, 37 pts
19. Union Rule 26: Every Patron Must Win Trivia At Least Once Regardless of Gross Incompetence, Obesity, Or Rank Odor, 37 pts
21. The Scienticians, 35.5 pts
21. Just What Gil Needs, Another Shark In The Tank, 35.5 pts
23. You're Right, It DOES Taste Like Grandma, 35 pts
24. The Spaceology Department at the Correspondance College of Tampa, 34.5 pts
25. Love In The Time of Scurvy, 34 pts
26. Team Homer Simpsons Bowles Commission, 33.5 pts
27. Fight Fight Fight! Bark Bark Bark!, 29 pts
28. You Know Those Guitars That Are, Like, Double Guitars?, 27 pts
29. Syzlak, 26 pts
29. Those Who Made Steve Guttenberg A Star, 26 pts
31. Ladies and Gentlemen, This Is The End. This Is The End of Dog Racing, 25.5 pts
32. The Hell's Satans Out of Bakersfield, 24.5 pts
33. Three Men, No Ducks, 23.5 pts
34. A Pain I Know All Too Well, 15 pts
35. Team Self-Discovery Channel, 12 pts
36. Gas Brake Honk, Gas Brake Honk, Honk Honk Punch, Gas Gas Gas, 0 pts

November 28, 2012 - Chicago

Location: Atlantic Bar & Grill
Episodes: Homer Loves Flanders, Homer the Smithers, Homer's Enemy
Categories: Moe Szyslak, Sports
Winner: Secretaries of Partying Down

1. Secretaries of Partying Down, 45.5 pts
2. Point of Odor, 44.5 pts
3. Family Guy, 39.5 pts
3. The Commie Nazis, 39.5 pts
5. The Steamed Hams, 35.5 pts
6. Perfectly Cromulent, 32 pts
7. We're Macys, You're Gimbels, 29.5 pts
8. Globex Industries, 27 pts
9. KBBL is Gonna Give Me Something Stupid, 20.5 pts
10. The Disco Studs, 18.5 pts
11. A Flock of (Steven) Segals, 16.5 pts
12. Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys, 12.5 pts
13. It Was The Blurst of Times, 11 pts

November 13, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Hurricane Neddy, Simpson Tide, Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "Curse of the Flyish Hellfish"
Categories: Krusty The Klown, Army Matters
Winner: Champions of Winning Superb

Final Standings:
1. Champions of Winning Superb, 48 pts
2. Not A Quarter! Chris'll Be Dancing For Hours, 46 pts
3. I Don't Know Who You Are, But I'm Sure You're A Jerk, 44.5 pts
3. The Beer Barons, 44.5 pts
5. It Was A Gummi Bear, 44 pts
5. The Sickos At Modern Bride Magazine, 44 pts
7. Champions Of Winning Superb II, 43.5 pts
8. Trivia?! I'd Rather Be Watching A Connie Chung Christmas, 43 pts
9. Graduates of Bovine University, 42.5 pts
10. Sex Cauldron, 42 pts
11. The Nelsons, 41 pts
12. Stupid Like A FOX!!, 40.5 pts
13. Melvin & The Squirrels, 40 pts
13. The Team That's Gonna Change How We Think About Getting Hit By Pies, 40 pts
15. The Benevan Stanchianos, 38 pts
16. MENDOZAAAA!, 37.5 pts
17. Put It In H, 37 pts
17. 'Tis No Team; 'Tis A Remorseless Eating Machine, 37 pts
19. The Following Answers Are Lies, But They're Entertaining Lies, And Isn't That The Real Truth? The Answer Is No, 36.5 pts
20. Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word or Barbershop Album of The Year, 36 pts
20. This Little Team Writes Mysteries Under The Name J.D. MacGregor, 36 pts
22. Nuts & Gum: Together At Last, 34 pts
22. The Bake Sale To Raise Money For The Car Wash Has Been Cancelled Due To Confusion, 34 pts
24. The Team That Doesn't Wear Puffy Director's Pants, 33.5 pts
24. The Team That Swaggers About In Garish New Hats As If To Say "Look At Us, Rex Banner! We Have New Hats!", 33.5 pts
26. Let Arby's Worry About It, 33 pts
27. Bent Wookies, 32.5 pts
27. No One's Gay For Moleman, 32.5 pts
29. "This Team Name Is Just Between You And Me, Smashed Hat", 31 pts
29. Why Do You Think I Took You To All Those "Police Academy" Movies? For Fun? Well, I Didn't Hear Anybody Laughing, Did You? Except At That Guy Who Made Sound Effects. Where Was I? Oh Yeah: Stay Out Of My Booze!, 31 pts
31. Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test, 30 pts
31. Go Banana!, 30 pts
31. Pray 4 Mojo, 30 pts
34. The Ghost of Don Mattingly's Sideburns, 29 pts
35. Look! Lisa's Hanging Out With Some Cool Kids. And She Looks Like Blossom!, 28.5 pts
36. Flim Springfield Presents Pukahontas, 27.5 pts
37. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 27 pts
38. Inanimate Carbon Rods, 26 pts
39. El Borto, 25 pts
40. Kwik-E-Smarts, 24.5 pts
41. Billy & The Cloneasaurus, 23 pts
42. The Spittle County Raiders: "Birthplace of the Loogie", 18 pts
43. The Team That Can Take A 6 Megaton Question, No More, No Less, 17.5 pts
44. Engine Block Eggs, 12.5 pts
45. "Be Like The Boy" - Gals, 5.5 pts

October 31, 2012 - Chicago

Location: Atlantic Bar & Grill

Categories: Hans Moleman, Vacations and Getaways

Episodes: Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror VII, A Milhouse Divided (bonus!)

Winner: Boo-urns I

 

Final Standings:

1. Boo-urns I, 41.5 pts

2. Team Poochie the Rockin' Dog, 41 pts

3. Tromboners, 39.5 pts

4. The Spruce Moose, 39 pts

5. Board With A Nail In It, 37 pts

6. Family Guy, 36.5 pts

7. I'm On-A-Rolla Gay, 35.5 pts

8. Perfectly Cromulent, 35 pts

9. Puke-a-hontas, 31 pts

10. They All Say "D'oh", 27 pts

11. The Wildcats, 24.5 pts

12. Jasper's Paddle, 24 pts

12. Barry Duffman, 24 pts

14. Abraham Lincoln, Sailor Man, 21.5 pts

15. Lock the Back Door, 18.5 pts

16. Jeremy's Iron, 17.5 pts

17. Hoju, 16.5 pts

18. Fake Eyelashes, Real Boobs, 12 pts

19. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, 11 pts

20. Boo-urns II, 10.5 pts.

20. Shut Up, Flanders, 10.5 pts

October 9, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Costumes
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror I, Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror IV
Winner: The Team Where People Throw Ducks At Balloons and Nothing's The Way It Seems

Final Standings:
1. The Team Where People Throw Ducks At Balloons and Nothing's The Way It Seems, 44.5 pts
2. The Homewreckers, 44 pts
3. Bonjourrrrrr Ya Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, 43.5 pts
4. Sex Cauldron, 43 pts
4. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate...That's Bad, 43 pts
6. Beer Barons, 42.5 pts
7. If You Kids Can`t Keep Your Hands To Yourselves…, 40.5 pts
7. The Undersecretaries For International Protocol, Brat and Punk Division, 40.5 pts
9. We Think Our Team and Seamen Don't Mix, 40 pts
10. Two Bucks Eh? And It Only Transports Matter?, 39 pts
11. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie & The Great 'Frisco Freakout, 36.5 pts
11. We Didn't Like the Idea of Milhouse Having Two Spaghetti Dinners In One Day, 36.5 pts
13. Ayatollah Assaholahs, 35.5 pts
14. Thrillho, 34 pts
15. Stupider Like A Fox, 33 pts
16. The Half-Inflated Dark Lords, 32.5 pts
16. To Pronounce It Properly I Would Have To Pull Out Your Tongue, 32.5 pts
18. Pin Pals, 31 pts
18. The Juicy Chess Club Brains, 31 pts
18. This Team Is Merely Exchanging Long Protein Strings, 31 pts
21. The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement In The Field of Excellence, 30 pts
21. Wang Computers, 30 pts
23. Put It In H!, 29.5 pts
23. That's Right, We Did The Iggy, 29.5 pts
25. Free Range Children, 29 pts
25. Team Atlas, 29 pts
27. Is This The End of Zombie Shakespeare?, 28.5 pts
27. The Don Homers, 28.5 pts
29. Archduke Chocula, 27 pts
29. The International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs & Nuclear Technicians, 27 pts
31. Kill Bart! Kill Bart! Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!, 26.5 pts
31. Let Arby's Deal With It, 26.5 pts
33. Breakfast Cereal For People with Syphillis, 26 pts
33. Stoner's Pot Palace, 26 pts
35. Slideshow Mel, 25.5 pts
35. These Are Speed Holes, They Make The Team Go Faster, 25.5 pts
37. Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp, 25 pts
38. Bonerland, 24.5 pts
39. Abortions for Some, Minature American Flags for Others, 24 pts
40. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 23 pts
41. The Serpent of Reheboam? The Well of Zohassadar?, 22.5 pts
42. We Work Hard, We Play Hard, 20 pts
43. Hurl A Brick-E-Mart, 19 pts
44. We Dedicate This Team Name To…The Lost Season of the All Girls Volleyball Team Due To Having Only One Ball, 18.5 pts
45. Caramel Cods, 17.5 pts
46. From The Desk of Springfield Republican Headquarters, 16.5 pts
47. Good Moleman To You, 14 pts
48. Germs of Endearment, 11 pts
49. The Christ Punchers, 9 pts
50. The Legitimate Businessman's Club, 8 pts
51. Bombardment, 4 pts

October 4, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Prof. Frink, Television (or "T.V.")
Episodes: Bart On The Road, Lisa's Wedding, Bart The Lover
Winner: The Finger Thing Means The Taxes

Final Standings:
1. The Finger Thing Means The Taxes, 45 pts
2. Dear Ratboy, 44 pts
2. alt.nerd.obsessive, 44 pts
2. Family, Religion, Friendship: These Are The Demons You Must Slay If You Wish To Succeed At Trivia, 44 pts
5. We Have To Go Now Our Planet Needs Us (This Team Died On Their Way To Their Home Planet), 43.5 pts
6. S-E-X In Front Of The C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N, 43 pts
6. Something Something Burt Ward, 43 pts
8. The Whitey Whackers, 40.5 pts
9. The Mediocre Presidents, 39 pts
10. Mooching War Widows, 38.5 pts
11. Chocolate Joy-Joys, 35.5 pts
12. The Brotherhood of Fruit Packers and Unpackers, 35 pts
13. Richard Avedon's Photos of Lenny, 34 pts
14. Default! The Two Sweetest Words In The English Language!, 33 pts
15. Onward Christian Sooooldiers, 32.5 pts
16. First Thing Next Trivia, We're Going To Punch Andrew In The Back Of The Head, 31 pts
16. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S., 31 pts
18. The Team That Couldn't Slow Down, 30.5 pts
19. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 28 pts
19. Armin Tanzarian's Reign of Terror, 28 pts
21. The Simpsons Bowles Commission, 26.5 pts
21. I Should Have Gotten Off At Crackton, 26.5 pts
23. Eric Skoelund, 25.5 pts
24. Wednesday Night Brew Crew, 23.5 pts
25. The Dead Who Rise And Vote Republican, 22 pts
26. The Christ Punchers, 21 pts
27. Thrill Ho, 6.5 pts

September 27, 2012 - Chicago

Location: The Atlantic Bar & Grill
Episodes: The PTA Disbands, Homer at the Bat, Last Exit to Springfield
Categories: Mr. Burns, Music
Winner: I'm A Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt

Final Standings:
1. I'm A Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 45 pts

2. Worker and Parasite, 43 pts
3. I Was Saying Boo-urns, 40 pts
4. Little Sad Boys, 38.5 pts
4. Pin Pals, 38.5 pts
6. Thrill Ho, 36.5 pts
6. Santos L. Halpers, 36.5 pts
8. I Call the Big One Bitey, 31.5 pts
9. I’m Cold and There are Wolves After Me, 29.5 pts
10. The Walking Birds, 26 pts

September 11, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: The PTA Disbands, Bart The Murderer, Homer Goes To College
Categories: Ralph Wiggum, Education
Winner: Bonjourrrr You Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys

Final Standings:
1. Bonjourrrr You Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys, 46 pts
2. Quentin and Jammy... *trail off*, 44.5 pts
3. How Can It Be The Same Trivia Contest If They’ve Changed My Host From A Tightly-Wound Convenience Store Clerk To A Jittery Eskimo Firefighter?, 44 pts
4. This Team Is Cock Of Nothing!, 43.5 pts
5. Sex Cauldron, 42.5 pts
5. The Boaking Accidents, 42.5 pts
5. Yarr, We're Not Attractive, 42.5 pts
8. Thrillho 1, 40.5 pts
9. One Team REALLY Loves The Speedo Man, 39.5 pts
9. The Team Whose Personal Hygiene Is Above Reproach. I Repeat, ABOVE REPROACH, 39.5 pts
9. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 39.5 pts
12. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie and The Great 'Frisco Freak-Out, 39 pts
13. F.B.I. Light Opera Society, 38.5 pts
14. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Time, 38 pts
14. The League of Uneducated Voters, 38 pts
16. Mom & Pop Hardware, A Subsidiary of Global Dynamics Inc., 37.5 pts
16. Thrillho 2, 37.5 pts
18. The Hell's Satans (Out of Bakersfield), 37 pts
18. The Moe Syzlak Experience Featuring Homer, 37 pts
20. Team Blank Needs A Blank In Order to Blank Their Blank, 35.5 pts
20. The Lord Palmerstons, 35.5 pts
22. Born To Runner-Up, 35 pts
23. Argle Bargle, Or Fooforaw?, 34 pts
24. The Washer and Dryer Where The Lovely Smithers Is Standing, OR You Can Trade It In for What's In This Box?, 33.5 pts
25. Iron Helps Us Play, 32.5 pts
26. Dental Plan, Lisa Needs Braces, Dental Plan, Lisa Needs Braces, Dental Plan, Lisa Needs Braces, 31.5 pts
26. Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds, 31.5 pts
28. The Four Elephants of the Apocalypse, 30 pts
28. Like, Y'know, Whatever, 30 pts
30. Push Her Down, Son, 29.5 pts
30. Stoner's Pot Palace, 29.5 pts
32. Where's My Burrito?!?!, 28.5 pts
33. The First Non-Brazilian Team To Travel Back In Time, 28 pts
34. Put It In H, 27.5 pts
35. Alice Doesn't Live Anymore, 26.5 pts
36. You’ve Selected Regicide. If You Know the Name of the King or Queen Being Murdered Press “1”, 26 pts
37. Is There Any Answer We Can Give That Won't Result In More Pushups?, 25 pts
37. They Stuck All The Jerks In Tower 1, 25 pts
39. Jeremy's Iron, 23 pts
40. The Christ Punchers, 22.5 pts
41. This Team Contains Potassium Bonzoate, 22 pts
41. Here Comes The Metric System, 22 pts
43. The Yom-Kip-Purs, 21.5 pts
44. Team Discovery Channel, 19.5 pts
45. The Hank Scorpios, 17.5 pts
46. Mr. Snrub, 15 pts
47. Circles of Paper, 12.5 pts
48. This Team Smells Like Otto's Jacket, 12 pts
49. Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, 7.5 pts
50. The Globex Corporation, 6.5 pts
50. The Be Sharps, 6.5 pts

September 6, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Sideshow Bob Roberts, Last Temptation of Homer, Deep Space Homer
Categories: Kent Brockman, Animals
Winner: The Thompsons

Final Standings:
1. The Thompsons, 46.5 pts
2. The S.S. Microwave, 46 pts
3. The Blurst of Times, 45.5 pts
3. Do Not Touch Willie, 45.5 pts
5. The Antoine Bugle Boys, 45 pts
5. The Competent Drum Work of Don Brewer, 45 pts
7. It Was A Team Effort, And I Was The One Who Came Up With The Whole Team Idea...ME!, 44.5 pts
8. Secret Hobo Spices, 43.5 pts
8. The Team That Got More Gongs Than The Breakdancing Robot That Caught On Fire, 43.5 pts
10. Token Black Panelist, Drederick Tatum, 43 pts
11. B Sharp Minors, 42 pts
12. Shelbyville Shelbyvillians, 41 pts
12. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 41 pts
14. Team Names That Rhyme With Corey, 39.5 pts
14. The Brotherhood of Fruit Packers and Unpackers, 39.5 pts
16. The Up And At Thems, 37.5 pts
17. Egghead Likes His Booky-Wook, 37 pts
17. Our Team Name Is Stacy, But You Can Call Us *wolf whistle*, 37 pts
19. Sexy Dames And Plenty Of 'Em, 36 pts
20. Brain and Nerve Tonic, 35 pts
20. Team Discovery Channel, 35 pts
22. The Magical Man From Happyland In A Gumdrop House On Lollipop Lane, 34 pts
23. Women & Seamen, 33 pts
24. Thrillhouse, 31.5 pts
25. Isotopes, 30.5 pts
26. The Team That Picked Its Nose Too Much. Or Not Enough, 29 pts
27. The Congealed Group, 28 pts
28. You Might Remember Me From..., 27.5 pts
29. Sexually Attracted To Fire, 26 pts
30. Jub-Jub, 24 pts
31. Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three, 23 pts
32. Allied Biscuits, 18.5 pts
33. In Rod We Trust, 17.5 pts
34. Rollin' With The Homies, 16 pts
34. Knifey-Spooney, 16 pts
36. In Yer Face, Space Coyote, 10 pts
37. Flaming Joes, 8.5 pts
38. Boo-Urns, 4 pts
39. Hey, Deng Xiaoping died, 0 pts

August 14, 2012 - Toronto (2nd anniversary edition)

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns? Pt. 1, Who Shot Mr. Burns? Pt. 2, Summer of 4 ft. 2
Categories: Comic Book Guy, Steve Allen
Winner: None (exhibition game)

Team Names:
1. Our Team No Function Beer Well Without
2. A Word To The Audience: Even Though Tonight's Simpsons Trivia Is Being Broadcast on Fox, There's No Need For Obnoxious Hooting and Hollering
3. Iron Helps Us Play
4. Team Dick Tracy, Take That Pruneface; Now I'm Pruneface, Take That Dick Tracy; Now I'm Prune Tracy, Take That Dick--
5. Local Team Loses Pants, Life
6. Young Women Are Going To Want To Have Sex With Us, And We Want Them To Think They Can
7. No One Ever Suspects The Butterfly
8. Of Course, My Sweet; This Team Will Make Soothing Ocean Sounds For You <wave><foghorn><squawk><wave><pirate 'Arr, Matey'>
9. The Ku Klux Klams
10. Some Blind Tiger Jerking Suds on The Side
11. Kwik-E-Smarts
12. We Need A Team Name That's Witty At First, But Less Funny Each Time You Hear It
13. A Crash Course In Depravity
14. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts
15. Le Grille? What The Hell Is That?
16. The Pöpli Kids (I Just Hate Them So Much)
17. What Kind of Team Name Is Filled With Rambunctious Yahoos And Hot Jazz Music At 1 am?
18. Sparkling Cleae Mountain Goat
19. Steak?
20. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked
21. Loaf-time: The Cable Network For The Unemployed
22. A Team Fiendishly Clever In Its Intricacies
23. Rich Uncle Skeleton
24. Ariaga & Ariaga II
25. Mary-Ann's Hammocks
26. Team Discovery Channel
27. Thrillhouse of Horror
28. The Ennals Show Has Been Put On Hiatus For Retooling
29. The Team That Took The #1 Cracker Factory In Town To A Tie For Fifth With Table Time And The Allied Biscuits
30. This Team, Sir, Has The Boorish Manners of a Yalie
31. Born To Runner-Up
32. Sex Cauldron
33. Get Confident, Stupid!
34. Space Coyotes
35. We Make A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team
36. The Amanda Factor Fan Club
37. Andrew, We Liked Your Hustle. That's Why It Was So Hard To Cut You.
38. Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
39. Up With Miniskirts
40. Hell's Satans
41. Hell's Satans (out of Bakersfield)
42. Ten Iroquois Twists
43. The Employees of Hypercompuglobalmeganet
44. That's How We Roll
45. Bonerland Medical Association
46. The Popes of Chilitown
47. Hey, That Bartender Looks Like John Travolta
48. The Tar Fumes Are Making Us Dizzy
49. Things That Rhyme With Corey
50. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium And Great American Steakery
51. Homer's Phobia
52. Mr. Snrub
53. Up Yours, Children!
54. The Holy Rollers
55. One Team REALLY Loves The Speedo Man
56. The Team Whose Name You'd Love To Touch
57. This Things I Believe
58. A Shiny New Donkey For The Team That Brings Us The Head of Colonel Montoya
59. We're So Hungry, We Could Eat At Arby's
60. Stupider Like A Fox
61. Poss
62. You See How You Scum
63. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
64. Yeah...LOOKS like...
65. Here Comes The Metric System
66. The Team Who Grabbed Her Swee-Sw-Sw-Sw-Sweet Can
67. Melvin & the Squirrels
68. Where's My Burrito?
69. Mr. Ennals Stop Your Reading Of The Team Names is Becoming A Nuisance Stop If You Do Not Cease We Will Be Forced To Pursue Legal Action Stop This Team Hollywood California

August 2, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Brother From The Same Planet, Realty Bites, A Fish Called Selma
Categories: Hans Moleman, Rivals
Winner: The Mediocre Presidents

Final Standings:
1. The Mediocre Presidents, 47.5 pts
2. The Antoine Bugle Boys, 44.5 pts
2. We're Here, We're Queer, We Don't Want Any More Bears, 44.5 pts
4. The Rory Calhouns, 44 pts
4. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician, And A Statistician, 44 pts
6. Our Sodies Are Too Cold, Our Teef Hurt, 42 pts
7. The All Ighty Ollar, 41.5 pts
8. Skincare Consultant Rowena, 41 pts
9. The Simpsons, 40.5 pts
10. Pepito, The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World, 39 pts
10. Simpsons Trivia? I Thought This Was The Line For Metallica, 39 pts
12. Soon I'll Be Queen Of Summertime, 38.5 pts
13. Homer J. Fong, 38 pts
14. Gore Vidal Has Kissed More Boys Than Us, 36.5 pts
15. The Brotherhood of Fruit Packers and Unpackers, 36 pts
16. Do You Think They Should Talking About S-E-X In Front Of The C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N?, 32.5 pts
16. Two Comely Lasses of Virtue True, 32.5 pts
18. The Hammock District, 32 pts
19. Boiling Hot Texas-Style Ginger Ales, 31.5 pts
20. Krudler, 29 pts
21. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 28.5 pts
22. We Like Our Beer Cold, Our TV Loud, And Our Homosexuals Flaming, 28 pts
22. Lee Carvallho's Trivia Challenge, 28 pts
24. Temple University Class of 1987, 27.5 pts
24. Barbeque Wrecking Know Nothing Know It Alls, 27.5 pts
26. Ku Klux Klams, 27 pts
27. Simpsons Christmas Boogie, 26 pts
27. Dig Up, Stupid, 26 pts
29. The Team That Picked Its Nose Too Much...Or Not Enough, 25.5 pts
30. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 24.5 pts
30. Sherri But Not Terri, 24.5 pts
32. Fat Cats Eating Plankton, 22.5 pts
33. 2 Minus 3 Equals Negative Fun, 21 pts
34. Needs More Dog, 20 pts
35. Tibor, 18.5 pts
35. Team Discovery Channel, 18.5 pts
37. Well We Do Have A Warm Sense of Well-Being, And We Seem To Be Slurring Our Speech, 14.5 pts
38. Skinny Snorklers, 8 pts
39. Ah, An Interview With Lorne Michaels, -81 pts

July 12, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Kamp Krusty, Homer At The Bat, Boy Scoutz 'N The Hood
Categories: Mr. Burns, Toys & Games
Winner: The Springfield Shopper


Final Standings:
1. The Springfield Shopper, 47.5 pts
2. The Mediocre Presidents, 47 pts
3. Local Team Loses Pants, Life, 46.5 pts
4. Dear Ratboy, 45.5 pts
5. I Know Where We Can Get Some Baguettes, 45 pts
5. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 45 pts
5. Funky See Funky Do, 45 pts
8. Ol' Painty Can Ned, 44 pts
9. Nachos, Flanders Style, 43 pts
9. Abortions For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others, 43 pts
11. More Asbestos!, 42.5 pts
12. Sweet Merciful Crap, 39.5 pts
12. Flim Springfield, 39.5 pts
12. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 39.5 pts
12. Two Guys From Quantico, 39.5 pts
16. A Cold-Hearted Republican To Lower Taxes, Brutalize Criminals and Rule You Like A King, 37.5 pts
17. The Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 37 pts
18. The Legend of the Dog-Faced Woman, 36 pts
18. Thrillho, 36 pts
20. Shake Harder Boy, 35 pts
21. A Cement Mixer Full of Hope And Some Cement, 34.5 pts
22. The Team That Could Tell If It Was A Pimple Or A Boil, 34 pts
23. The Soul Mass Transit System, 33 pts
24. Team Discover Channel, 32.5 pts
24. The Lovematic Grampa, 32.5 pts
24. Gummi Artisans Who Work Exclusively In The Medium of Gummi, 32.5 pts
27. Loewenstein..., 31 pts
27. Steamed Hams, 31 pts
29. The Team That Picks Its Nose Too Much...Or Not Enough, 30 pts
30. Khlau Kalash, 29 pts
31. Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644, 27 pts
32. Badger My Ass, We're Probably Milhouse, 25.5 pts
33. Hell's Satans, 23 pts
34. See This Hat? Twas My Cat, 20.5 pts
35. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 19.5 pts
36. Vitamin R, 19 pts
37. Chesty Larue, 18.5 pts
38. Everything's Coming Up Roe, 9.5 pts
39. Reverse Vampire, 8 pts
40. Tonight, A Stowaway Bar Is Terrorizing Space Shuttle Astronauts, 2F20

July 10, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Itchy & Scratchy Land, Boy Scoutz N The Hood, Bart Carny
Categories: Martin Prince, Movies
Winner: Bonjourrrr, Ya Cheese-Eatin' Surrenderr Monkeys
Press Clippings:

Global TV News, Toronto
http://www.globaltoronto.com/video/the+simpsons+bomb+shelter/video.html?v=2254948554&p=1&s=dd#video

Final Standings:
1. Bonjourrrr, Ya Cheese-Eatin' Surrenderr Monkeys, 49 pts
2. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 48 pts
3. 'Tis A Fine Team, But Sure 'Tis No Pool, English, 47 pts
3. One Team REALLY Seems to Love The Speedo Guy, 47 pts
5. The Beer Barons, 46.5 pts
6. We'll Show YOU Inanimate!, 45.5 pts
7. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 44 pts
8. Sex Cauldron, 43.5 pts
8. The First Non-Brazilian Team To Travel Backwards Through Time, 43.5 pts
10. Remember When Your Dog Ate My Goldfish, And You Lied And Said I Didn't Have Any Goldfish? Then Why Did I Have The Bowl, Bart? Why Did I Have The Bowl?, 43 pts
11. People Who Look Like Things, 42 pts
11. Fork & Spoon Operators, 42 pts
11. Some Guys From MIT Who Think Captain Picard Is Better Than Captain Kirk, 42 pts
14. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie & The Great 'Frisco Freakout, 41.5 pts
15. Night Boat: You Don't Have To Yell, He's All Around You, 41 pts
15. Saint Sebastian's Schol For Wicked Girls, 41 pts
17. The Itchy Lot, 40.5 pts
17. Our Team No Function Beer Well Without, 40.5 pts
17. This Year, Give Her English Muffins, 40.5 pts
20. Stupider Like A Fox, 40 pts
20. The Bad Neighbors, 40 pts
22. Hail Ants: Martin Prince, 39 pts
22. Never Try, 39 pts
22. Put Some Ardor In Your Larder with Our Energizing, Moisturizing, Tantalizing, Romanticizing, Surprising, Her-prizing, Revitalizing Teeeaam Naaame, 39 pts
25. The Christ Punchers, 38.5 pts
26. (Dignity), 38 pts
26. The Inanimate Carbon Rods, 38 pts
28. The Menthol Mooses, 37.5 pts
28. The Queens of Summertime...We Mean Kings! Kings!, 37.5 pts
28. Go Banana!, 37.5 pts
31. I Don't Know What Kind Of Trivia You Have Planned For Tonight, But Count Me Out, 36.5 pts
32. Truck-A-Saurus, featuring Marlon Brando as John Truckasaurus, 36 pts
33. A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name, 35.5 pts
33. This Team Gets 40 Rods To The Hog's Head, And That's The Way We Likes It, 35.5 pts
33. Young Women Are Going To Want To Have Sex With Us, And We Want Them To Think They Can, 35.5 pts
36. Don't You Hate Pants?, 34 pts
37. Space Coyotes, 33.5 pts
38. Thrillho, 33 pts
39. Two Minus Three Equal Negative Fun, 32.5 pts
39. Springfield's Young Hip Power Couples Like Me And Debbie Pinson, 32.5 pts
41. Here Comes The Metric System, 32 pts
42. Salad Friend Winners, 31.5 pts
42. The Darlings Of The So-Called City Fathers, 31.5 pts
44. Ajax Steel Mill, 28 pts
44. The Close Talkers, 28 pts
46. Can Superman Outrun The Flash?, 26 pts
47. The Goggles Do Nothing, 25.5 pts
48. The Up And At Thems, 25 pts
49. It's A Door: Use It!, 22.5 pts
49. The Ruddigers, 22.5 pts
50. Prince Skipper Skipple, or Primnipple Skimster, 19 pts51. Flaming Moe's, 18.5 pts
51. The Squirrel-Squashing Deer-Smackers, 18.5 pts
53. Kwik-E-Smarts, 15 pts
53. The Winners of the Milhouse 500, 15 pts
55. Missing Simpsons Trivia: That's A Paddling, 11.5 pts
56. No One Must Know We Dropped Our Glasses In The Toilet. Not Us, The Team That Drafted The Paris Peace Accord, 9.5 pts
56. Your Bra Bomb Better Work, Nerdlinger, 9.5 pts

June 12, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: New Kid On The Block, King-Size Homer, Bart's Comet
Categories: Hans Moleman, Vacations & Getaways
Winner: The Dreaded Rear Admirals
Press Clippings:

Toronto Standard
Feature: A Perfectly Cromulent Trivia Night
http://www.torontostandard.com/culture/a-perfectly-cromulent-trivia-night

Final Standings:
1. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 48 pts
2. The Beer Barons, 45 pts
2. We Are Not All Vibrant, Fun-Loving Sex Maniacs. Many of Us Are Bitter, Resentful Individuals Who Remember the Good Old Days When Pub Trivia Was Bland and Inoffensive, 45 pts
4. The Gay Robots from Stars Wars, 44.5 pts
5. This Team Is Part of Us All. A Part of Us All. A Part of Us All! Sorry To Repeat Ourselves But It’ll Help You Remember, 42.5 pts
5. Up Yours, Children, 42.5 pts
5. A Fridge Too Far, 42. 5 pts
8. Sex Cauldron, 42 pts
9. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 41 pts
10. What Time and How Burnt?, 40.5 pts
11. The Itchy Lot, 40 pts
11. The Wee Turtles, 40 pts
13. Robert Goulet Destroyers, 39 pts
14. Ayn Rand School for Tots Class of ’89, 38.5 pts
14. Krusty Brand Imitation Team Name, 38.5 pts
14. The Cast from the 1971 Film “Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and great ‘Frisco Freakout’’, starring Troy McClure, 38.5 pts
17. Shroud of Turin Beach Towels, 38 pts
18. Mad About Shoe, 37.5 pts
18. We’re So Smart, They Hooked Us Up to a Big Computer, To Try To Teach It Some Things, but We Had So Much Knowledge It Overloaded and Then It Got Really Hot and Caught On Fire, 37.5 pts
20. Grown Up Nerds Like Gore Vidal, 36 pts
21. Naming Your Team: That's A Paddling, 35 pts
21. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate (That's Bad), 35 pts
23. Hepped Up On Goofballs, 34.5 pts
23. More Asbestos! More Asbestos! More Asbestos!, 34.5 pts
25. Never Try, 34 pts
26. Milpool, 33.5 pts
27. Here Comes The Metric System, 33 pts
27. Stupider Like A Fox, 33 pts
29. Johnny Deformed, 32 pts
29. Young Women Are Going to Want to Have Sex With Us, and We Want Them To Think They Can, 32 pts
31. No Fires!, 31.5 pts
31. The Düffs, from Sweden, 31.5 pts
33. Non-Union Mexican Equivalents, 31 pts
34. Excuse Me, Our Team Is Also Named Bort, 30.5 pts
35. Armin's Copy of Swank, 27.5 pts
36. Our Team’s Parents Were Herb and Judy Nahasapeemapetilon, 24 pts
36. Ku Klux Klam, 24 pts
38. So, This Team Heard You Don't Like The Old-Time Bikes, 22 pts
39. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face, 17.5 pts
40. The Walking Clocks, 15.5 pts
40. You Mean There Really Is A Bart?, 15.5 pts
42. Bort, 14.5 pts
42. This Team Is Directly Under The Earth's Sun...Now, 14.5 pts
44. Bullfrogs? That’s A Funny Name. I’d Have Called 'Em Chazzwazzers!, 9.5 pts
44. Ugly Doris, 9.5 pts

June 7, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: New Kid On The Block, King-Size Homer, You Only Move Twice
Categories: Barney, Vehicles
Winner: The Mediocre Presidents
Press Clippings:


Time Out New York
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/things-to-do/new-york-citys-best-trivia-nights


Final Standings:
1. The Mediocre Presidents, 44 pts
2. The Following Cars Have Been Broken Into, 43.5 pts
2. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 43.5 pts
4. I Think That We're Called 'The Team That Couldn't Slow Down', 42 pts
5. Brad Storch, 37.5 pts
5. Rowdy Roddy Peeper, 37.5 pts
5. The Greatest Team Ever Hula-ed, 37.5 pts
8. Krudler, 37 pts
9. Non-Union Mexican Equivalents, 36.5 pts
10. Mrs. Pommelhorse, 35.5 pts
11. Some Kind Of Non-Giving-Up Guys, 32 pts
12. Dialing Wands, 30.5 pts
13. Captain Wacky (Later Renamed Homer), 30 pts
13. Precious Cans, 30 pts
15. Pin Pals, 29.5 pts
15. The Magical Men From Happyland In A Gumdrop House On Lollipop Lane, 29.5 pts
17. Steamed Hams, 29 pts
18. Hortense The Mull-Faced Doll, 28 pts
18. You Mean Serberus?, 28 pts
20. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad, 27 pts
21. Nevin R. Johnson, 25 pts
22. Scouse Colonials, 24.5 pts
23. Foolish Customer! You Cannot Hurt A Twinkie!, 24 pts
24. Nuke The Whales, 22.5 pts
25. Team Dangerous Emissions Supervisor, 19 pts
26. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 18.5 pts
27. Fartacus, 13 pts
28. The Be Sharps, 12.5 pts
29. Winners 4 Superman, 11.5 pts
30. The Kitten Whisperers aka Young Garnier Fructis, 4 pts
30. Yvan Eht Nioj, 4 pts
32. We Need The Kwik-E-Mart, 3 pts

May 8, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge

Episodes: The Boy Who Knew Too Much, The Springfield Connection, Mother Simpson

Categories: Mayor Quimby, Toys & Games
Winner: The Beer Barons

Final Standings:

1. The Beer Barons, 46.5 pts
2. Cue Ball, Eight Ball, Twelve Ball and Cue Ball, 45.5 pts
2. If The Ayatollah Can't Have It, NO ONE CAN, 45.5 pts
2. The Piano Tuners Local 412, 45.5 pts
2. That Idiot Tibor Lost Our Ability To Win Graciously, 45.5 pts
2. Think Of This Team When You're Having The Best Sex Of Your Life, 45.5 pts
7. I Was The One Who Came Up With The Whole Team Idea - ME!, 45 pts
8. Sex Cauldron, 43 pts
9. Sticking Together Is What Good Teams Do, 41.5 pts
9. We've Tried Ten Team Names And We're All Out Of Ideas, 41.5 pts
11. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 41 pts
11. There Are Too Many Teams Nowadays. Please Eliminate Three, 41 pts
13. Up Yours, Children!, 40.5 pts
14. Naming Your Team? That's A Paddling, 39.5 pts

15. Team Discovery Channel, 38.5 pts
15. Leaders Of The Wiener Patrol, Boning Up On Their Nerd Lessons, 38.5 pts
17. Iron Helps Us Play, 36.5 pts
17. This Team Took A Home Winemaking Course And Forgot How To Drive, 36.5 pts
19. La, Ce, Pr, Nd, Pm, Sm, Eu, Gd, Td, Dy, Ho, Er, Tm, Yb, Lu, Am, Cm, Bk, Cf, Es, Fm, Md, No, Lr, Ac, Th, Pa, U, Np, Pu (All Known Lathinides And Actinides), 36 pts
19. The Flying Hellfish, 36 pts
19. The Team That Barely Touched Their Banana Kabooms, 36 pts
22. Stupider Like A Fox, 35.5 pts
22. The Pockets Of The Pocket Fox, 35.5 pts
24. Bonerland Medical Association, 35 pts
24. Here Comes The Metric System, 35 pts
24. Nobody Likes Milhouse, 35 pts
24. The Butthead Memorial Team, 35 pts
28. 3 Little Rory Calhouns, 34 pts
28. Five Bees For A Quarter, 34 pts
30. The Dogs Who Can't Predict Anything, 31.5 pts
31. The Darlings Of The So-Called City Fathers, 31 pts
31. You'll Have To Speak Louder, I'm Wearing A Towel, 31 pts
33. Melvin & The Squirrels, 30.5 pts
34. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team Name, 30 pts
34. Bonerland (The Triumphant Return Of), 30 pts
36. That's Like Telling Gene Krupa Not To Go Boom Boom Boom Bam Bam Bam Boom Boom Boom Bam Bam Bam Boom Boom Boom Bam Bam Bam, 29 pts
37. Eat Up Martha, 28.5 pts
38. Team Fritz Schnackenprefferhausen, 26.5 pts
38. Woozle Wuzzle?, 26.5 pts
40. CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet, 25 pts
41. Strap In And Feel The Gs, 24.5 pts
42. Pray For Mojo, 23.5 pts
43. Bruce and Lance and Julian, 22.5 pts
43. Uncle Jim's Country Fillin', "Just Squeeze and Swallow", 22.5 pts
45. Ay Carumbas, 20.5 pts
46. Looks Like Good News For Homer Simpsoy, 20 pts
47. Ajax Steel Mill, 19.5 pts
48. Yum Yum Meow Mix B Shape, 15.5 pts
49. This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have A Fire Exit, 14.5 pts
50. I Am Evil Homer, 14 pts
51. What's That: You Want Me To Drink You? But I'm In The Middle of A Trial, 8.5 pts

May 2, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Whacking Day, Radioactive Man, Mother Simpson
Categories: Edna Krebappel, Medicine
Winner: The Mediocre Presidents

Final Standings:
1. The Mediocre Presidents, 43 pts (Tiebreak winners)
2. Two Wentin and Jollywert *Fart Noise*, 43 pts
3. Yabba Dabba Do! I Like Talking To You, 42.5 pts
4. It's Krusterrific, Johnny Unitas? But Is My Upper Lip Supposed To Bleed Like This? Probably, 41.5 pts
5. Hurricane Chow, 40.5 pts
6. Seniors In The Back, 40 pts
7. Team Names That Rhyme With Corey, 38.5 pts
8. Half Back Passes To Center, 38 pts
9. Thrillho, 36 pts
9. We Come From Canada And They Think We're Slow, Eh?, 36 pts
11. Do YOU Come With Car, 35.5 pts
12. Bovine University, 33 pts
13. I Voted For Kodos, 29 pts
14. Guarantee Void In Tennessee, 26 pts
15. Sherri But Not Terri, 25.5 pts
16. 1. Where's The Fife. 2. Gimme The Fife, 25 pts
17. c:/dos c:dos/run run/dos/run, 21 pts
18. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 20.5 pts
19. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing A Towel, 20 pts
20. Couch Gag, 17 pts
21. Funky See, Funky Do, 15 pts
22. Kippers For Breakfast? Is It St. Swivens' Day Already? 'tis, Said Aunt Helga, 12 pts
23. Pork Patties, 7.5 pts
24. Plow Kings, 5.5 pts

April 10, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Brother From The Same Planet, A Fish Called Selma, Marge In Chains
Categories: Kent Brockman, Rivals
Winner: That Idiot Tibor Lost Our Team Name
Press Clippings:

Huffpost Living Canada

Viral Social Trends: The Latest Must-Try Experiences
Do you know your Shelbyville from your Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook? How about beautiful mutant Leela's family name? As much fun as they are, well-rounded Jeopardy-style trivia nights mixing sports, history, geography and science are so passé. The time has come for niche trivia nights, where the unapologetically nerdy and pop-cultured among us can gather together and geek out over favourite TV shows...and maybe win prizes! Certain niche trivia nights that have garnered a bit of media buzz include Woo Hoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia and You Guessed It! You Can't Unguess It! Futurama Trivia, both happening regularly in Toronto. Is your city without a niche trivia night? Why not start your own?


Final Standings:

1. That Idiot Tibor Lost Our Team Name, 46.5 pts (won tiebreaker)

1. Think Of This Team When You’re Having The Best Sex Of Your Life, 46.5 pts
2. The Beer Barons, 45 pts
3. Flim Springfield, 44.5 pts
4. The FBI Light Opera Society Singing The Complete Gilbert & Sullivan, 44 pts
4. We Never Realized How Boring This Game Is, 44 pts
6. Sex Cauldron, 42.5 pts
7. We’re The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 41.5 pts
8. That Pier 1 By Pier 17, 39.5 pts
9. Here Comes The Metric System!, 39 pts
9. Up Yours, Children!, 39 pts
11. Eat All Of Our Shirts, 38 pts
11. Melvin & The Squirrels, 38 pts
11. Naming A Team: That’s A Paddling, 38 pts
14. Don’t Call Me Mr. Scorpion, It’s Mr. Scorpio, But Don’t Call Me That Either, 37.5 pts
15. The Team That Barely Touched Its Banana Kabooms, 36.5 pts

16. Bees Are On The What Now?, 36 pts

17. The Rumpy Doppelgangers, 35 pts

18. Scotchtoberfest, 34.5 pts
19. Behold! We Are King Talky Tiki, We Are Your God Now!, 34 pts
19. Daaaaryl….Daaaaaaryl, 34 pts
21. Team Discovery Channel, 33 pts
22. We Bought This Name At Pink Floyd’s Yard Sale, 32.5 pts
23. Stupid Like A Fox, 32 pts
24. Call Me Mr. Devereaux, 31.5 pts
24. Low Income Nobodies, 31.5 pts

26. Never Try, 31 pts

26. The Pressed Peanut Sweepings, 31 pts
28. Time To Go Home To My Mansion And Eat My Lobster, 30.5 pts

29. 5 Little Rory Calhouns, 30 pts

30. An All-Star Team of Freelance Terrorists, 28.5 pts
30. Apes A-Poppin’, 28.5 pts

32. I’m Dick Tracy, Now I’m Prune Face, Now I’m Prune Tracy, Now I’m --, 27.5 pts

33. Puke-a-hontas, 27 pts

34. Abortions For All, 26.5 pts

34. Lobsters Stuffed With Tacos, 26.5 pts

36. The Infinite Passion Of Ganisha, 26 pts

37. The Hammock Complex on Third, 25.5 pts

38. General (sic) Klink, 25 pts

39. Mr. Sparkle-o aka The Fishbulbs, 16.5 pts

40. The Gwailo!, 16 pts

41. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 13 pts

42. The D’oh Nuts!!, 12 pts

43. Eye of The Tiger, 8 pts

44. Minecraft, 5 pts

45. Team Anchtuins, 3.5 pts