Tuesday, October 25, 2011

October 25, 2011 - Toronto


Location: The Gladstone Hotel - Melody Bar
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror VII, Treehouse of Horror VIII
Categories: Dr. Nick Riviera, Tricks And Treats
Winner: The Starting Line Of The 1976 Philadelphia Flyers
Press Clippings:

The Onion AV Club - Toronto
Do you long for the days where The Simpsons were considered dangerous?  When political debates would use the show as a representative of all that was wrong in the world?  Us too.  Woo Hoo!  Classic Simpsons Trivia is entering its second year of fun, frivolity and Flanders at The Gladstone with an ever-growing crowd of Simpsons enthusiasts. Think you know your Simpsons? Well, the guys and girls who run and partake in this trivia night each month are here to show how just how wrong you really are. So, grab a pint of Duff, park your ass in a Spinemelter 2000 and join your like-minded friends for a night of laughs, songs, alcohol and the single greatest cartoon of all-time. 

Final Standings:
1. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 49 pts
2. Chugalug House, 48 pts
2. The Springfield Baggy Pants Players, 48 pts
4. Square Pancakes, 46.5 pts
5. Ach, I'm Bad At This, 45.5 pts
5. Sex Cauldron, 45.5 pts
7. The Popes of Chili Town, 45 pts
8. Oh No, BETA!, 44 pts
8. The Beer Barons, 44 pts
10. Gummi Artisans Working Exclusively In The Medium of Gummi, 43.5 pts
11. The Team Who Travelled The Least Distance To Be Here, 42 pts
11. Yes, I Am A Vampire by Monty Burns, with a Foreward by Steve Allen, 42 pts
13. Hired Goons?, 39.5 pts
13. The Mur-diddley-urdlers, 39.5 pts
15. Flancrest Enterprises, 39 pts
16. Abortions For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others, 38.5 pts
16. Hey Everybody! We're Two Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 38.5 pts
18. The Free Range Children, 38 pts
19. Sloppy Jimbos, 37.5 pts
20. A Cement Mixer Filled With Hope And Some Cement, 36 pts
20. Trab Pu Kcip, 36 pts
22. Thrillho, 35.5 pts
23. Abortions For All, 35 pts
24. Linguo IS Dead, 34.5 pts
24. Mit Iodine, 34.5 pts
24. Mr. Snrub From Some Place Far Away, 34.5 pts
24. The Live-4-Ever, 34.5 pts
24. Wang Computers, 34.5 pts
29. There's No Such Thing As Scotchtoberfest, 34 pts
30. Damn Weiner Kids, 32.5 pts
31. Love Is Nice, starring Julia Roberts, 31.5 pts
31. The Thompsons, 31.5 pts
33. Give My Remains To Broadway, 30.5 pts
34. Fine And Dandy like Sour Candy, 29.5 pts
35. The Paddling Of The Swollen Ass...With Paddles, 29 pts
36. Bart Simpson Eminem, 28 pts
37. Team Fishbulb, 27 pts
38. Diagnosis: Delicious, 26.5 pts
38. The Forty Humans, 26.5 pts
40. Starland Vocal Band? They Suck!, 26 pts
40. The Doll Is Trying To Kill Me And The Toaster's Been Laughing At Me, 26 pts
42. How To Cook For Forty Humans, 25.5 pts
42. Lester and Eliza, 25.5 pts
44. Edgy, Remorseful, Dizzy, Tipsy, Surly, Queasy and Sleazy, 25 pts
44. Nuke The Whales, 25 pts
46. Gigantic Asses, 24 pts
46. (Do Not Write In This Space) O.K., 24 pts
48. Allied Biscuit, 20 pts
49. Pobody's Nerfect, 12 pts
50. Dondelinger's Honda, 5 pts

Monday, October 10, 2011

October 6, 2011 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Bart Star, Deep Space Homer, Treehouse of Horror V
Categories: Sideshow Bob, Clothing
Winner: Love In The Time of Scurvy

Final Standings:
1. Love In The Time of Scurvy, 44.5 pts
2. Don't Look Up My Dress Unless You Mean It, 42.5 pts
3. Billy & The Cloneasaurus, 41 pts
4. I Was Saying Boo-Urns, 39.5 pts
5. Walking Clock, 39 pts
6. Flim Springfield, 37.5 pts
7. Mysterious Liquor Clouds Over Evergreen Terrace, 36.5 pts
8. The Pigeon Rats, 35 pts
9. Local Man Loses Pants, Life, 34 pts
10. The Slack-Jawed Troglydytes, 33.5 pts
11. The Wildcats, 32.5 pts
11. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 32.5 pts
13. Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 32 pts
14. The Wod Fir, 31 pts
14. Wang Computers, 31 pts
16. Pinchy & The I'm Sorries, 29 pts
17. Futurama Reference, 27.5 pts
18. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, 23.5 pts
19. The Soul Mass Transit System, 23 pts
20. The Competent Drum Work of Don Brewer?, 22.5 pts
20. The Disobedient Whales, 22.5 pts
22. ALF In Pog Form, 21.5 pts
23. The Goggles Do Nothing, 21 pts
24. Load-Bearing Posters, 20 pts
24. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 20 pts
24. Nuts & Gum, 20 pts
27. Allied Biscuit, 19.5 pts
27. Two Bad Neighbors, 19.5 pts
29. Mr. Black, 19 pts
29. Up And At Them, 19 pts
31. Erik B & Sideshow Raheem, 14 pts
32. Five Bees For A Quarter, 9 pts
33. I'll Bet Even The Virgin Mary..., 4 pts