WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - November Edition

 

LOCATION: The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Jasper, Literature

EPISODES : The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show, The Springfield Files, Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson In The Curse of the Flying Hellfish

WINNERS : Batman & Magellan

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Batman & Magellan - 46.5 pts

2. Here Comes The Metric System! - 44.5 pts

3. Our Team Is Hatless, Repeat HATLESS - 43.5 pts

4. Take THAT Dr Sally Waxler! - 43 pts

5. The D- Fault Duo - 42 pts

6. Chris, Would You Say It's Time For Us To Crack Each Other's Skulls Open and Feast On The Goo Inside??? - 40.5 pts

7. Maybe We ARE Wieners - 35.5 pts

8. The Neglectarinos- 35 pts

9. The Lovematic Grampas - 33.5 pts

10. Moochin' War Widows - 25 pts

11. The Two Stooges Ward - 19.5 pts

October 23, 2023 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Bill and Marty, Art
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror VIII, Treehouse of Horror IX
Winner: An Illegal Simpsons Trivia Ring Operating Out of My Car Hole!
Best Team Name: Chicago, Your Sports Teams are No More… Than a Bunch of Ill-Bred Embarrassments. The Bulls, Too? Especially the Bulls! But Especially the Bears!

 

1. An Illegal Simpsons Trivia Ring Operating Out of My Car Hole!, 47 pts
2. We Hope That's Shepherd's Pie in Our Knickers, 44.5 pts
3. We Now Return to "When Coffins Flop" on Non-Stop Corncob TV, 44 pts
3. Teams are Weary of Trivia That is Over Before They Even Have a Chance to Get Drunk! 5 Rounds, That's All I Ask, 44 pts
5. Neil, Do You Wanna See My New Chainsaw and Hockey Mask?!, 42 pts
6. Too Crazy for Boys Town, Too Much of a Boy for Crazy Town, 40 pts
6. There, There Trivia Scorers. All Those Years Caged Up at the Front Table. Why, You've Probably Never Even Seen Your Own Faces [drawing of Hibbert punching them through a door], 40 pts
8. We Changed Our Team Name to Homer Jr. The Kids Can Call Us Hoju, 39.5 pts

9. Horrible Freaks with Pink Skin, No Overbites and Five Fingers on Each Hand, 39 pts
9. Treehouse of Whores, 39 pts
11. Hey, Guys? Just So You Don't Hear Any Wild Rumors, Our Team is Being Indicted for Fraud in Australia, 38 pts
11. In the Midst of All the Killing & Pizza Eating, We Forgot the Trivia, 38 pts
13. The Mayor's Beer Swilling Brother Clovis, 37.5 pts
14. Chicago, Your Sports Teams are No More… Than a Bunch of Ill-Bred Embarrassments. The Bulls, Too? Especially the Bulls! But Especially the Bears!, 36.5 pts
14. I Loved that Movie Young Frankenstein. Scared the Hell Out of Me, 36.5 pts
16. Little Timmy and the Shebangs, 36 pts
17. Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Table Five, 35.5 pts
18. I'm Not a Trivia Team *sob* I'm a Monster, 34 pts
19. Your Team's Just Mad Because There's No Clock in Your Hats, 33.5 pts
20. Can I Borrow a Team Name?, 32.5 pts
21. I Can See that You Know Babies, 32 pts
21. Krudler, 32 pts

23. Toilet Time for Trivia Town, 31 pts

23. Hmm, 2 Bucks… And It Only Transports Matter?, 31 pts

25. Toilet Time for Tiny Town, 28 pts

26. Thrillhouse, 26.5 pts

27. Grade A Morons, 25.5 pts

28. That Board With a Nail in It May Have Defeated Us But The Humans Won't Stop There. They'll Make Bigger Boards and Bigger Nails and Soon, They Will Make a Board So Big It Will Destroy Them All!, 23.5 pts

29. Mike Scioscia's Trivial Illness, 22.5 pts

30. The White Wine Spritzer, Spritzer, Spritzers, 21.5 pts

31. Popcorn Suitcase, 19.5 pts

32. The Any Keys, 18.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Halloween Edition x 2

 

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Hallowe'en Ned, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(BOO!)

EPISODES :  Treehouse of Horror VII, Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror I

WINNERS : The Dreaded Rear Admirals

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. The Dreaded Rear Admirals - 48 pts

2. Fresh Victims for Chris Brazeau's Ever Growing Army of the Undead - 47 pts

3. Chris, Don't Take This Personally, But This Team Has Obtained a Court Order to Prevent You From Planning This Wedding - 46.5 pts

4. Queens of the Harpies - 46 pts

5. One of Our Team Members Is a Cannibal. Try To Guess Which One, We Think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised - 45.5 pts

6. The Team Whose Idea of Wit is Nothing More Than an Incisive Observation Humourously Phrased and Delivered with Impeccable Timing - 43 pts

7. The Negligent Monsters - 41.5 pts

8. Lovematic Grampas - 38 pts

9. This Team Is Evil I Tells You! Evil! EEEEEVVIIIIIIIIL! - 30.5 pts

10. Moochin' War Widows - 29 pts

10. Jimbo's Spook House - 29 pts

12. Chalk Faced Goons - 26.5 pts

13. Team Discovery Channel - 18.5 pts

14. Lizard Queens - 15 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - September Edition x 2

 

LOCATION:  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Teachers, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Lyrics to Green Day's Wake Me Up When September Ends

EPISODES : Grade School Confidential, The PTA Disbands, Lisa's Substitute

WINNERS : NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDS!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDS! - 45.5 PTS

2. Oh Chris, I'd Be Lying if I Said Our Team Wasn't Committing Crimes - 44 PTS

3. Angus Podgomy's Caber Toss - 38.5 PTS

4. Old Man Shakes Fist at Cloud - 37.5 PTS

4. And With That, A Mighty Cheer Went Up From The Heroes of the PC Party. They Had Banished The Awful Greenbelt Deal Forever Because It Was Haunted - 37.5 PTS

6. Lovematic Grampas - 36 PTS

7. We Tried Nothing and We're All Out of Ideas - 35 PTS

8. Moochin' War Widows - 34 PTS

9. Local Trivia Team Ruins Everything - 32.5 PTS

10. Oh Come On! We All Know This Team Has No Future! - 31 PTS

11. Porch Pals - 29.5 PTS

11. We're The Hells Satan's Out of Bakersfield! - 29.5 PTS

13. Dinner With Friends... XXX... Dinner Alone... XXX... Playing Simpsons Trivia Alone, Alright! - 21 PTS

14. Thrillo Derriere - 20.5 PTS

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia 13th Anniversary Show - August Toronto 2023

 

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Supernintendo Chalmers, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(Previous Trivia Venues)

EPISODES : Lisa's Rival, Bart After Dark, Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

WINNERS : Compadres, It Is Imperative We Crush The Freedom Fighters Before The Start Of The Rainy Season. And Remember, A Shiny New Donkey For Whoever Brings Me The Head of Matt Smith AND Kwik E Mart Gougers: Chris Has Worked With Some Marvelous Second Bananas Over The Years, But None More Memorable Than Sideshow Matt Smith (Tie Breaker Winners)

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Kwik E Mart Gougers: Chris Has Worked With Some Marvelous Second Bananas Over The Years, But None More Memorable Than Sideshow Matt Smith - 48 pts

1. Compadres, It Is Imperative We Crush The Freedom Fighters Before The Start Of The Rainy Season. And Remember, A Shiny New Donkey For Whoever Brings Me The Head of Matt Smith - 48 pts

3. The Team With the Head Of a Rabbit and The Body....Of A Rabbit - 40.5 pts

4. The Team That Sleeps Nude In An Oxygen Tent (Which We Believe Gives Us Sexual Powers!) - 40 pts

5. Well This Team Doesn't Deserve To Win - 38 pts

6. Lovematic Grampas - 37 pts

7. W-Wait A Minute! J-J-Just A Second Here! I Don't Have Your Taylor Swift Eras Tickets Here! Its In Bill's House A-A-And Fred's House - 35.5 pts

7. We Warned Ye! Didn't We Warn Ye!? This Trivia Team Was Forged By Lucifer Himself! - 35.5 pts

9. The Trivia Game Sucks, Let's Play Hungry Hungry Hippos - 31.5 pts

10. The Mary Worth Phone Whose Stern But Sensible Face Will Remind Chris and Matt Never To Do Anything So Stupid Again

August 7, 2023 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Kent Brockman, Books
Episodes: My Sister, My Sitter, Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington, 'Round Springfield
Winner: The Team That Can't Go 5 Seconds Without Humiliating Themselves *Booooiiiinng* How Long was That?
Best Team Name: Hello, Quizmaster. You're Quite Good at Turning Us On

 

1. The Team That Can't Go 5 Seconds Without Humiliating Themselves *Booooiiiinng* How Long was That?, 47.5 pts
2. The Story of Simpsons Trivia Begins in 1872. Perhaps We Should Let Neil Arsenty Tell the Tale, 46 pts
3. This is a Trivia team That Gets Bizzay Consistently and Thoroughly, 42.5 pts
4. Can I Borrow a Co-Host?, 39.5 pts
5. The League of Dateless Wonders Presents Woo-Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia and Might I Remind You that Even Though We're Coming to You Live from Pizzeria Serio, There is No Need for Obnoxious Hooting and Hollering, 38 pts
6. If I had the Money, I'd Fix the Wildfire Smoke. I think it's Causing Our Low Trivia Scores, 37.5 pts
6. Another Simpsons Trivia, Another Box of Stolen Pens, 37.5 pts
8. Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, 32.5 pts
8. America's Favorite 8 and a Half-Incher, 32.5 pts
10. Hello, Quizmaster. You're Quite Good at Turning Us On, 31 pts
11. A Name That's Witty at First, But Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It, 29.5 pts
12. What Kind of Trivia Team Wears Armour Hot Dogs?, 29 pts
12. Simpsons Trivia Comes with Bottomless Pizza (That's Good!) The Pizza is also Cursed (That's Bad.) But You Get Your Choice of Topping (That's Good!) The Toppings Contain Potassium Benzoate…That's Bad. Can I Go Now?, 29 pts
14. Vibes Only, 28.5 pts
15. That's Willie's Time!, 25 pts
16. The Christ Punchers, 24.5 pts
17. Ken Griffey's Grotesquely Swollen Jaw, 23 pts
18. Not Quite a Mop, Not Quite a Puppet, 18.5 pts
19. Uncle Homer's Day Care Center, 17 pts
20. Flowers By Irene, 16.5 pts
21. Billy is Dead! They Slit his Throat from Ear to Ear. Hey, I'm Trying to Eat Pizza Here, 14.5 pts
22. Bless this Rocket House, 10 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia - July Edition x 2!

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Children of Springfield Elementary, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Pixar Movies

EPISODES : Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?, Marge Simpson in Screaming Yellow Honkers, Bart of Darkness

WINNERS : Yeah, Um, Give Us One of Those Porno Magazines, A Large Box of Condoms, A Bottle of Old Harper's, A Box of Panty Shields... andonewoohoosimpsonstriviascorecard... and One of Those Disposable Enemas. Um, Make It Two        AND     It's Your Birthday? Yeah, You Don't Remember, Its The Same Day As Simpsons Trivia

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1.Yeah, Um, Give Us One of Those Porno Magazines, A Large Box of Condoms, A Bottle of Old Harper's, A Box of Panty Shields... andonewoohoosimpsonstriviascorecard... and One of Those Disposable Enemas. Um, Make It Two - 46.5 PTS

1. It's Your Birthday? Yeah, You Don't Remember, Its The Same Day As Simpsons Trivia - 46.5 PTS

3. Chris, You’ve Stood In Our Way Long Enough! This Trivia Team Is Going To Clown College - 45.5 PTS

4. History's Greatest Monsters - 44.5 PTS

5. The Greased Up Willies - 41 PTS

6. The Negligent Monsters - 36.5 PTS

7. The Trivia Game Sucks, Let's Play Hungry Hungry Hippos - 36 PTS

8. In 2023, Greta Gerwig Had A Design and A Dream. The Design? Malibu Stacy. The Dream To Mass Market a Movie About A Fashion Doll That Will Infuriate Ben Shaprio - 34.5 PTS

9. Aren't We That Team Everybody Hates? - 33.5 PTS

10. Moochin' War Widows - 32.5 PTS

11. Oh Look At Us! We're Making People Happy! We're The Magical Team, From Happy Land, In A Gumdrop House on Lollipop Lane!......In Case You Couldn't Tell, We Are Being Sarcastic! - 32 PTS

12. 10 More Iroquois Twists - 31 PTS

13. The Lovematic Grampas - 29.5 PTS

14. Queasy, Sleazy and Remorseful - 23 PTS

15. Ugh... Ahh... You All Know What a Team Name Sounds Like - 20.5 PTS

16. CD Quality - 11 PTS