February 9th, 2022 - Toronto We Choo Choo Choose You Edition

 

LOCATION : Your Place

CATEGORIES : Moe, Broken Hearts

EPISODES :  None =(

WINNERS : When A Trivia Team Loves A Trivia Host, It Doesn't Matter That A Crocodile Bit Off Their Face

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. When a Trivia Team Loves A Trivia Host, It Doesn't Matter That A Crocodile Bit Off Their Face - 46.5 pts

2. Kwik e Mart Gougers ft. Lord Huggington - 46 pts

2. This Team Rigged the Cards So They're In Events Communists Never Lose - 46 pts

4.Here's the Deal, Chris. A Guy I Think Was an Explorer Left This in the Dive Shop a Couple Months Back. It May Be a Map to Ancient Treasure or Directions to Some Guy's House But to Find Out, We'll Need Money, We'll Need Provisions and A Two Man Diving Bell. - 45.5 pts

4. This Team Not Only Failed the Aptitude Test, They Got Trapped in a Closet on the Way Out - 45.5 pts

6. Sex Cauldron - 43.5 pts

7. I Pity Those Poor Suckers in Ottawa: Gas Brake Honk. Gas Brake Honk. Honk Honk Punch - 42 pts

8. Someone Wanted To Come Up With A Team Name in April - 41.5 pts

9. Did You See Sex Cauldron At The Picnic? Oh Wait. Of Course You Did. You're Everywhere. You're Omnivorous. Oh Chris, Why Did You Spite Me With This Family! - 34.5 pts

10. The Monkey Butlers - 34 pts

11. Lovematic Grandpas - 27.5 pts

12. This Has Trivia In It Trivia Is A Fruit - 13/20 pts

January 12th, 2022 - Toronto - Stuck In Our Rooms Edition

 

LOCATION : Your Place 

CATEGORIES : Jimbo Jones, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!-Famous Chris'

EPISODES : none =(

WINNERS : Our Team Needs to be Louder, Angrier, and Have Access to a Time Machine

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Our Team Needs to be Louder, Angrier, and Have Access to a Time Machine - 47 pts

2. The Team That Gets Here Faster When They Use the Carpool Lane - 44.5 pts

2. Children, This Year Instead of Doing Trivia Remotely in January, We’re Going to Be… Doing Trivia Remotely in January! - 44.5 pts

4. You Know Simpsons Trivia Can Help You with every Personality Disorder in The Feel Bad Rainbow: Depression, Insomnia, Motor Mouth, Darting Eyes, Indecisiveness, Decisiveness - 43 pts

5. Forget The Questions. When Do We Get The Freakin' Guns?! - 42 pts

6. Sex Cauldron - 41 pts

6. Queens of The Harpies - 41 pts

8. Head Bee Guy and Queen of the Harpies - 40 pts

9. Oh Sure, Now We're Just a Little Team Stealing Little Toys. But Some Day We'll Be a Grown Team Stealing... Stadiums and... Quarries - 39 pts

10. This Team Has Had Its Differences and We've Squabbled, But We've Never Had Knife Fights Before and I Blame Sex Cauldron! - 35 pts

11. Those Who Dwell Within The Rocket House - 34.5 pts

12. Nevada Impotent Boxing Commissioners - 31 pts

12. Dinner With Friends *BUZZ*.. Dinner Alone *BUSS*.. Playing Woo Hoo Trivia Alone *BUZZ*

13. This Has Trivia In It...Trivia Is a Fruit - 17/20 pts

December 8th, 2021 - Toronto

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Santa, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(People Mentioned in Adam Sandler's "The Chanukah Song"

EPISODES : Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy, The Trouble with Trillions, Marge Be Not Proud

WINNERS : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: How'd You Know a Robotic Matt Smith Would Scare the Reindeer? Well, the Sound is Just Brutal, and I Figured Reindeer Would Naturally be Afraid of Their Cruel Master, Matt Smith

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : This Quiz Sheet is Good For One Free Margarita at Simpsons Trivia. This is the Dive Shop, Isn't It? Uh No, It's the Five Shop. Just Give Me My Free Margarita.

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: How'd You Know a Robotic Matt Smith Would Scare the Reindeer? Well, the Sound is Just Brutal, and I Figured Reindeer Would Naturally be Afraid of Their Cruel Master, Matt Smith - 43.5 pts

2. The Team You May Never Find, and Should Probably All Stop Looking For. But One Thing's For Sure: It Does Exist. - 42.5 pts

3. Loyal Perverts - 40 pts

4. Sex Cauldron - 36.5 pts

5. This Quiz Sheet is Good For One Free Margarita at Simpsons Trivia. This is the Dive Shop, Isn't It? Uh No, It's the Five Shop. Just Give Me My Free Margarita. - 35 pts

6. Chris, We're Living In The Age of Cooties. I Can't Believe The Risk You're Running. Besides, What's So Great About In-Person Trivia? - 33.5 pts

7. Porch Pals - 31 pts

8.. We're Old Man Winter and We Fill Your Driveways With Ice and Snow! What Are You Going to Do About It? NOTHING! - 30.5 pts

9. Your New Insect Overlords - 28.5 pts

10. Annual Gift Men Who Live on The Moon - 24.5 pts

11. Armin's Frozen Peas - 22.5 pts

12. Me Fail English? That's Unpossible - 22 pts

13. The Monkey Butlers

14. This Has Trivia In It Trivia Is A Fruit

November 10th, 2021 - Toronto

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Krusty the Clown, Round of Mystery!(The Killers' Mr. Brightside)

EPISODES : Homie the Clown, Bart After Dark, Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish

WINNERS : We'd Like To Be Alone With The Sandwich

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : Kwik E Mart Gougers: This Win's For You, Kaiser Bill, Special Delivery from Uncle Sam and All the Boys in D Company... Johnny, Harrison, Brooklyn Bob, and Matt Smith. Yeah, Even Matt Smith. He Ain't So Stuck Up Once You Get to Know Him.

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. We'd Like To Be Alone With The Sandwich - 46.5 pts

2. Sophisticated Millionaires from the Ozarks - 46 pts

3. Kwik E Mart Gougers: This Win's For You, Kaiser Bill, Special Delivery from Uncle Sam and All the Boys in D Company... Johnny, Harrison, Brooklyn Bob, and Matt Smith. Yeah, Even Matt Smith. He Ain't So Stuck Up Once You Get to Know Him. - 44.5 pts

4. Hi Chris, Hi Matt, Hello Mrs. Cumberdale - 44 pts

5. Those Teams Sure Did Suck Last Month. I've Seen Teams Suck Before But They Were the Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked - 42 pts

5. Sex Cauldron - 42 pts

7. 7:28. First Time We've Ever Been Early for Trivia. Except for All Those Daylight Savings Days. Lousy Farmers. - 39.5 pts

8. Lousy Farmers - 37 pts

9. To Find Matt Smith, I Just Have to Think Like Matt Smith . I'm a Big Four-Eyed Lame-O and I Wear the Same Stupid Sweater Everyday and... - 33.5 pts

10. We're Newlyweds on Our Way to Earth's Capital. - 33 pts

11. The Monkey Butlers - 32 pts

12. Ne Pas des Bois - 31.5 pts

13. 152 Americans Can't Be Wrong - 30.5 pts

14. Queens of the Harpies - 29.5 pts

15. You Don't Win Friends With Salad - 28 pts

16. And, Eventually, We Named Our Team, Oh... Let's Say Moe - 25 pts

17. This Has Trivia In It Trivia Is A Fruit

November 3, 2021 - Detroit

Location: Zoom

Categories: Ned Flanders, Treehouse of Horror
Episodes: none
Winner: More Testicles Means More Iron
Best Costume: I'm Me? as Jimbo

1. More Testicles Means More Iron: 45&1/6 pts

2. My Pumpkin Future Investment: 41 pts

3. I'm Me?: 40&1/6 pts

4. Nichelle: 15pts.

October 25, 2021 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Ned Flanders, Illnesses and Ailments
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror V
Winner: Why Would Anyone Want to Touch This Team's Butt? That's Where Cooties Come From!
Best Team Name: What Does This In-Person Trivia Offer Over Say, Online Trivia, Which I Could Also Afford

1. Why Would Anyone Want to Touch This Team's Butt? That's Where Cooties Come From!, 50 pts
2. Dad, That's Covid! Correction…Free Covid! (P.S. Screw Matt Nagy), 48.5 pts
3. Neil's Minor Role on HBO's South Side, 46.5 pts
4. Remove the Stone of Shame, Attach the Onion of Style!, 45.5 pts
5. The Freaky Beatniks, 44 pts
5. What Does This In-Person Trivia Offer Over Say, Online Trivia, Which I Could Also Afford, 44 pts
7. Lousy Smarch Weather, 43 pts
8. Hey Look, is That Simpsons Trivia? Either That or Batman's Really Let Himself Go, 42.5 pts
9. alt.nerd.obsessive, 42 pts
9. I'm back, Willie. So How Did You Spend Your Pandemic? Och, I Tried to Watch Every Simpsons Episode, and I Couldn't Make It Past Season 15, Och, 42 pts
11. Family Religion, Friendship. These are the Three Demons You Must Slay If You Wish to Succeed at Simpsons Trivia, 40.5 pts
11. First We Get the Pizza, Then We Get the Power, Then We Win the Trivia, 40.5 pts
13. The Chubbiest Kickline in Town, 40 pts
14. Dear Neil, We Owe You One Emergency Team Name, Signed, The Folks on the Bottom Floor, 39.5 pts
14. Can We Call You Uncle Blackie? No., 39.5 pts
16. Is This How You Pictured Simpsons Trivia? Yeah, Pretty Much, Except We Drove Around in a Van Solving Mysteries, 38 pts
17. Hi-Diddly-Hoe, 37.5 pts
18. The Sloppy Jimbos, 36 pts
19. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 35.5 pts
20. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, 33 pts
20. Team Discovery Channel, 33 pts
22. Krusty Partially-Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Team Name, 31.5 pts
23. Who Fell Into the China Hutch?, 30.5 pts
24. Well If It Isn't My Trivia Team Mr. McCraig, With a Leg For an Arm and An Arm For A Leg, 30 pts
24. Stage Coach Tilters, 30 pts
26. The Blurst of Teams, 28.5 pts
27. Nachos, Flanders Style, 27.5 pts
28. Team Moe, Formally Team Gruesome, 26.5 pts
29. Uh Oh, Two Independent Thought Alarms in One Day. The Children are Overstimulated. Willie, Remove All The Colored Chalk from the Classroom, 24 pts
30. Hey Dude, He's Ragging on Your Trivia Name, 23 pts
31. The Albany Steamed Clams, 20.5 pts
32. Sex Cauldron!? I Thought They Closed That Place Down, 17.5 pts
33. You Don't Make Friends with Salad, 16.5 pts
34. Kid Gruesome, 15.5 pts
35. We Be Sharps, 14 pts
36. Kitchen, 13.5 pts
37. Legend of the Dog-Faced Woman, 13 pts
38. Lisa Goes Gaga, 12 pts
39. Ramble On Sci-Fi Con, 6 pts

October 13th, 2021 - Toronto

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Hallowe'en Flanders, Mystery Round!!! (M&M's and Gummy Bear)

EPISODES : Treehouse of Horror I, Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror IV

WINNERS : "Homer, Just Get the Vaccine! Once You Get It, That'll be the End of All This Horror!" "Well, OK. If It'll End Horror."

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : The Quiet Religious Team Who Ends Up Going Crazy

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. "Homer, Just Get the Vaccine! Once You Get It, That'll be the End of All This Horror!" "Well, OK. If It'll End Horror." - 48 pts

2. Hello Chris, Hello Matt, We've Missed You in Our Uneventful Absence - 47 pts

3. Okay Simon, You Hide in the Abandoned Amusement Park, Brandon, the Pet Cemetery, Uliana, Spooky Roller Disco, and I'll Go Skinny Dipping in That Lake Where the Sexy Teens Were Killed a Hundred Years Ago Tonight - 44.5 pts

4. They're DOGS and They're Playing POKER - 42.5 pts

5. Sex Cauldron - 41.5 pts

5. The Rumpy Doppelgangers - 41.5 pts

7. First You Win the Trivia, Then You Get the Power. Then You Get the Women - 40.5 pts

8. The Reverse Vampires - 40 pts

9. The Quiet Religious Team Who Ends Up Going Crazy - 39 pts

10. Lovematic Grampas - 38 pts

10. No Deal McCutcheon! That Matt Smith Award For Outstanding Achievement in Team Naming Excellence Is Mine! - 38 pts

12. Did Everyone Wash Their Necks Like Chris Brazeau Asked? - 35 pts

12. This Has Trivia In It, Trivia Is A Fruit - 35 pts

12. The Dreaded Rear Admirals - 35 pts

15. Super Fun Happy Slide - 31 pts

16. The Rand Corporation in Conjunction With the Saucer People Under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires - 24 pts

17. Lenny & Carl - 22.5 pts