February 6, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Grade School Confidential, A Streetcar Named Marge
Categories: Waylon Smithers, Canada
Winner: Precious Antique Cans

Final Standings:
1. Precious Antique Cans, 48.5 pts
2. The Acme Grease and Shovel Racket, 48 pts
2. Help, My Son Is A Nerd (It's Not A Comedy), 48 pts
4. Too Many Grandmas, 47 pts
5. 1-600-DOCTORB, 46.5 pts
6. Andrew, Your Hair Smells Like Froot Loops, 44.5 pts
6. Dear Ratboy, 44.5 pts
8. The Sickos At Modern Bride Magazine, 43.5 pts
9. Guess Who Likes You (eyebrow raise) (ambulance sound), 43 pts
9. We Thumb Through Your Magazines, 43 pts
9. No One Must Know That We Dropped Our Glasses in the Toilet, Not Us, the Team that Drafted the Paris Peace Accord, 43 pts
12. A Few Prawns Short Of A Galaxy, 42.5 pts
13. Springfield Isotopes, 41.5 pts
13. Non-Threatening Boys, 41.5 pts
15. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 40.5 pts
16. Sex Cauldron, 39.5 pts
17. Come Back Zinc!, 38.5 pts
18. Kisses-Make-Me-Boogie-O-Lantern, 37.5 pts
19. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 37 pts
20. The Blunchblacks of Blotre Blame, 36.5 pts
21. J'n'R Whiskey Liquor Lads, 34.5 pts
22. Allied Biscuit, 34 pts
23. We'll Go 300 Hectares On A Single Quart of Kerosene, 33.5 pts
23. The Jealous Jockeys, 33.5 pts
25. Lousy Smarch Weather, 32 pts
26. Tramampoline, 31 pts
27. Biscuit, 30.5 pts
28. Jim Nabors Is Way Cool, 25.5 pts
29. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 24.5 pts
30. Ruddiger, 24 pts
31. Warm Cream Dreamers, 22 pts
31. The Wee Turtles, 22 pts
33. Dental Plan (Lisa Needs Braces), 19 pts
34. I'm Not Gay but I'll Learn, 18.5 pts
35. Jeremy's Iron, 14.5 pts
36. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 11 pts
37. Occluded Front, 11 pts
38. Busty St. Claire, 10 pts
39. Yah, You See How You Scum, 9.5 pts

January 30, 2013 - Chicago

Location: Atlantic Bar & Grill

Episodes: Mr. Plow, Lisa the Greek, I Love Lisa

Categories: Patty and Selma, States
Winners: P is for Psycho

1. P is for Psycho, 47 pts

2. Secretaries of Partying Down, 46.5 pts

3. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 46 pts

4. Knifey Spoony, 44.5 pts

5. 5 Bees for a Quarter, 38 pts

6. We’re Team Family Guy, Get Over It, 36.5 pts

7. Jeremy’s Iron, 33.5 pts

8. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 21.5 pts

9. Duff-step, 10 pts

January 8, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Lisa The Simpson, Three Men And A Comic Book, Mountain of Madness
Categories: Rainier Wolfcastle, Nerds
Winner: Sounds Like The Other Teams Have A Discipline Problem

Final Standings:
1. Sounds Like The Other Teams Have A Discipline Problem, 50 pts
2. Pumas: The Trivia Team Of The Mountains, 49.5 pts
3. The Nelsons, 47 pts
3. The Sickos At Modern Bride Magazine, 47 pts
3. This Team Has All Your Favourite Stars, Like Ariaga, Ariaga 2, Aruglia and Rizzoza, 47 pts
3. Town Jubilation Committee, 47 pts
7. Mendozaaaaaa, 46.5 pts
8. We Call Ourselves The Good Morning Burger, 46 pts
9. The Kids Can Call You Ho-Ju, 45.5 pts
10. Stupider Like A Fox, 44.5 pts
10. Will There Ever Be A Rainbow, 44.5 pts
12. We're No Bowl Of Special K, 43.5 pts
13. The Team That's As Useless As That Yellow Lemon-Shaped Rock, 43 pts
14. The Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers, 42.5 pts
15. Sex Cauldron, 42 pts
15. The Useless Lemon-Shaped Rocks, 42 pts
17. If People Knew The Real Trivia Team and Not The Silver Dollar-Throwing Morphine Addicts We've Become, They'd Like Us, 41.5 pts
17. The Cane From Citizen Kane, 41.5 pts
19. The Evening Began at The Gentleman`s Club Where We Were Discussing Wittgenstein Over A Game of Backgammon, 41 pts
20. The Team That Has 30 Minutes To Move Their Cube, 40.5 pts
21. Bonerland Medical Association, 40 pts
21. Don't Commit Your Hate Crimes Here. HATE CRIMES!, 40 pts
21. I'll Die Before I Surrender, Tim, 40 pts
24. The Benevenstancianos, 39.5 pts
25. A Team So Sour They Can Only Be Safely Contained In A Magnetic Field, 38.5 pts
26. Shut Up, Shut Up, Shut Up, Shut Up!, 38 pts
26. The 9th Bearded Infantry, 38 pts
28. The Twirl Kings, 37.5 pts
28. This Team Is Back - In Pog Form, 37.5 pts
30. Put It In H!, 37 pts
30. The Bort Identity, 37 pts
32. DOCTORB. The Extra B Is For Bargain, 36.5 pts
32. The Team That Considers You All Scum Compared To Krusty, 36.5 pts
34. Today`s Modern Super Animals, 36 pts
35. The She-She Lounge (What's Her Problem?), 35.5 pts
36. Candy-Shaped Rat Poison Convention, 35 pts
36. Trab Pu Kcip, 35 pts
38. In A Perfect World We'd All Be Known As The Flimpsons, 34.5 pts
39. Das Ist Not Eine Boobie, 33.5 pts
40. Andrew Ennals Is Not Here. We've Searched Every Square Inch of This Bar, And All We've Found Is Porno, Porno, Porno, 31.5 pts
40. Then Maggie Laughed. She's Such a Little Trooper!!, 31.5 pts
40. Too Many Fat Children, 31.5 pts
43. Lester & Eliza, 31 pts
44. The Walking Clocks, 30 pts
45. Eleanor Abernathy`s Team, 29.5 pts
45. John Fogerty Trivia Night Mix Up, 29.5 pts
47. Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test, 27.5 pts
48. Electric Dream Machine, 22.5 pts
49. The Following Teams Are Gay, 15 pts
50. Ajax Steel Mill, 14 pts
51. Team Canada, 11 pts

January 3, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Lisa The Greek, Team Homer, Selma's Choice
Categories: Mayor Quimby, Money Matter
Winner: Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds

Final Standings:
1. Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds, 46.5 pts
2. Eastern Europe's Favorite Cat And Mouse Duo, 46 pts
3. It's Just A Little Team Thing! It's Still Good! It's Still Good, 45.5 pts
3. The Kids Can Call This Team 'Hoju', 45.5 pts
5. RDR², 45 pts
6. 10, 9, 8...8...8, 7654321, 44.5 pts
7. The Escalator To Nowhere, 43.5 pts
8. Black Smithers, 42 pts
9. Awww, The Denver Broncos, 41.5 pts
10. I Can't, It's A Geo!, 41 pts
10. You Don't Have To Yell, Michael, I'm All Around You, 41 pts
10. Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644, 41 pts
13. We've Had It With This Trivia. Team After Team Of Ugly, Ugly Children, 40.5 pts
14. Release Me From Your Kung-Fu Grip, 39.5 pts 
15. We're Here. We're Queer. We Don't Want Any More Bears, 38.5 pts
16. I Grew Up Watching TV and I Turned Out TV, 38 pts17. The Angry Loners, 37 pts
18. Everything's Comin' Up Milhouse, 36.5 pts
18. Rappin' Ronnie Reagan, 36.5 pts
18. The Pageant of The Transmundane, 36.5 pts
21. Mr. Snrub, 36 pts
22. Worker and Parasite, 35.5 pts
23. Desserts Aren't Always Right, 35 pts
24. Hired Goons, 33.5 pts
24. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 33.5 pts
26. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel, 33 pts
26. Denver 7, San Francisco 56, 33 pts
28. The Remnants of the Springfield Elementary School Orchestra, 32.5 pts
28. Hooray For Everything, 32.5 pts
28. I Am Familiar With The Works of Pablo Neruda, 32.5 pts
31. We're Familiar With The Works of Pablo Neruda, 31 pts
32. Grand Theft Walrus, 30 pts
33. The Magical Men From Happy Land In A Gumdrop House On Lollipop Lane, 29.5 pts
34. My Stormin' Norman Commemorative Plates Stolen...Again, 29 pts
35. Horrible Freaks With Pink Skin, No Overbites And Five Fingers On Each Hand, 28.5 pts
36. Sector Sieben-Gruben, 27 pts
36. Bonestorm, 27 pts
38. Team Those Clowns In Congress Did It Again, 26 pts
39. Jeebus Walks, 25.5 pts
40. Prof. P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium And Great American Steakery, 23.5 pts
41. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad, 22 pts
42. These Things I Believe, 18.5 pts
43. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 12 pts
44. The Old Grey Mares, 9.5 pts
45. I Live In A Single Bedroom Above A Bowling Alley And Below Another Bowling Alley, a number

December 26, 2012 - Chicago

Location: Atlantic Bar & Grill

Episodes: Marge Be Not Proud, The Homer They Fall, Grift of the Magi

Categories: Krusty the Clown, Presents
Winners: The Damn Hell Ass Kings

Press Clippings: 

RedEye

Show off your knowledge of The Simpsons' first 11 seasons by competing for prizes in the Classic Simpsons Trivia Chicago Boxing Day Spectacular. The bar will help refresh your love of the show by screening three Christmas- and boxing-themed episodes.

Final Standings:

 1. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 48 pts

2. Hello Mr. Thompson, 47.5 pts

3. The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down, 47 pts

4. We’re Macy’s, You’re Gimbels, 46.5 pts

5. Remember That Time We Were Team Family Guy (pause for flashback), 46 pts

6. Prune Tracy, 45.5 pts

7. Nitsy, 44 pts

8. Team Discovery Channel, 43.5 pts

9. Perfectly Cromulent, 39.5 pts

10. D’ohmination, 33.5 pts

11. Team of Maximum Occupancy, 31.5 pts

12. I Demand to Speak to My Paleontologist, 27.5 pts

13. Stonecutters, 15 pts

14. Powell Motors, 10.5 pts

December 11, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire, Sideshow Bob Roberts, Marge Be Not Proud
Categories: Nelson Muntz, Presents
Winners: It's Our Job To Repeat As Champions. Our Job. Repeating Is Our Job.

Final Standings:
1. It's Our Job To Repeat As Champions. Our Job. Repeating Is Our Job, 46.5 pts
2. Matthew 21:17. Yeah. Think About It, 46 pts
3. Our Team Goes Over 300 Hectares On A Single Quart of Kerosene, 44.5 pts
4. Sex Cauldron, 44 pts
5. Canada's Answer To ELP, 43.5 pts
6. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face, 42.5 pts
6. This Team Started A Fire This Morning That They Really Should Keep An Eye On, 42.5 pts
8. Three Prawns Are Hardly A Galaxy, 42 pts
8. Feast Of Maximum Occupancy, 42 pts
10. Hark To The Tale Of Nelson, And The Boy He Loved So Dear, 41.5 pts
10. The Beer Barons, 41.5 pts
12. MENDOZAAAAA!, 41 pts
13. A Fridge Too Far, 38.5 pts
13. Loud Mouth, The Jerky Team For Jerks, 38.5 pts
13. Stupider Like A Fox, 38.5 pts
13. The Team That's Gonna Change The Way We Think About Getting Hit By Pies, 38.5 pts
13. Those White Flags Are No Match For Our Muskets, 38.5 pts
18. Attila The Fun, 38 pts
19. The Nelsons, 37.5 pts
20. The Sour Quince Logs, 36.5 pts
20. Speedway Squad! In Color!, 36.5 pts
22. Black Smithers, 35.5 pts
22. Lester & Eliza, 35.5 pts
24. Return Of The Thompsons, 35 pts
25. Benevan Stanchianos, 34.5 pts
25. Iroquois Twists, 34.5 pts
25. Let The Bears Pay The Bear Tax, 34.5 pts
28. Annual Gift Man (Who Lives On The Moon), 33.5 pts
28. The Carpenter Ant, The Nurse Shark & The Lawyer Bird, 33.5 pts
28. Put It In H, 33.5 pts
31. Let Arby's Worry About It, 32.5 pts
32. We're Thill Finithing Our Thithelth, 31.5 pts
33. Stern Lecture Plumbing (We Told You Not To Flush That), 30 pts
33. Tramapoline! Trimpopoline!, 30 pts
35. Here Comes The Metric System, 29.5 pts
35. Moe Is Their Leader, 29.5 pts
35. Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium & Great American Steakery, 29.5 pts
38. But Your Ad Says "No Money Down". No, Money Down!, 28.5 pts
38. To Simpsons Trivia: The Cause Of, and Solution To, All Of Life's Problems, 28.5 pts
40. Thrillhouse, 28 pts
41. Bart's People, 27 pts
41. Sector 7Gs, 27 pts
43. The Simpsons, 24.5 pts
44. Woozle Wozzle. Is That What Passes For A Team Name?, 24 pts
45. Sex Appeal & A Catchy Name: Mark Yovorsky's Trivia Team, 23 pts
46. Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabado, 22.5 pts
47. Globex Corporation, 20 pts
48. The Usurpers, 19.5 pts
49. Melvin & The Squirrels, 15.5 pts
50. Chocobots, 14 pts

December 6, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Marge Be Not Proud, Homer The Heretic, Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyedgrunt)cious
Categories: Comic Book Guy, Presents
Winner: The Wendy Windbags

Final Standings:
1. The Wendy Windbags, 48.5 pts (tiebreak winner)
2. How Come I Can't Get No Tang Round Here, 48.5 pts
3. The Big Wheels Down At The Cracker Factory, 47 pts
4. Silly Customer! You Cannot Hurt A Twinkie, 46.5 pts
5. Teamy & The Cloneasaurus, 45 pts
6. School of Hard Knockers, 43.5 pts
7. My Son's Name Is Also Bort, 43 pts
7. Geriatric Profanity Disorder, 43 pts
9. The Mathemagicians, 41 pts
10. The Load-Bearing Posters, 40 pts
10. The Albany Steamed Hams, 40 pts
10. In Japan, They Call Him 'Annual Gift Man' And He Lives On The Moon, 40 pts
10. What Have I Done To Deserve This Flat, Flavorless Manhattan?, 40 pts
14. Go To Hell! Go To Hell!, 39 pts
14. The Blurst of Teams, 39 pts
14. The Strong Must Protect The Sweet, 39 pts
17. Mad About Shoe, 38.5 pts
17. Hats Off To Hannukah, 38.5 pts
19. Well, The Kids Have To Learn About Tekwar Sooner Or Later, 37 pts
19. Union Rule 26: Every Patron Must Win Trivia At Least Once Regardless of Gross Incompetence, Obesity, Or Rank Odor, 37 pts
21. The Scienticians, 35.5 pts
21. Just What Gil Needs, Another Shark In The Tank, 35.5 pts
23. You're Right, It DOES Taste Like Grandma, 35 pts
24. The Spaceology Department at the Correspondance College of Tampa, 34.5 pts
25. Love In The Time of Scurvy, 34 pts
26. Team Homer Simpsons Bowles Commission, 33.5 pts
27. Fight Fight Fight! Bark Bark Bark!, 29 pts
28. You Know Those Guitars That Are, Like, Double Guitars?, 27 pts
29. Syzlak, 26 pts
29. Those Who Made Steve Guttenberg A Star, 26 pts
31. Ladies and Gentlemen, This Is The End. This Is The End of Dog Racing, 25.5 pts
32. The Hell's Satans Out of Bakersfield, 24.5 pts
33. Three Men, No Ducks, 23.5 pts
34. A Pain I Know All Too Well, 15 pts
35. Team Self-Discovery Channel, 12 pts
36. Gas Brake Honk, Gas Brake Honk, Honk Honk Punch, Gas Gas Gas, 0 pts