1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Teams Cry When They Scrape Their Knee, They Cry When the Bar's Out of Chocolate Milk, They Cry When Matt Smith Doesn't Show Up to Trivia and Chris Has to do Everything Herself - 46.5 pts
2. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless! - 46 pts
3. Chris, We Just Dropped By With Present for Warming of House-Instead Find You Grappling With Local Oaf - 45 pts
4. The Feel-Bad Rainbows - 42.5 pts
4. We're Four-Eyed Lame-os and We Sit At The Same Stupid Table Every Month and....THE DIVE SHOP!! - 42.5 pts
6. Why Don't You Get Drunk and Stumble Around Comically For Our Amusement. I'll Be a One Man Trivia Team - 38 pts
7. Queens of Summertime - 35 pts
8. The Lovematic Grampas - 32 pts
9. Don't You Hate Pants - 24.5 pts
10. The 1st Non Brazilian People to Travel Backwards Through Time - 11.5 pts
11. Unexplained Fires - 4 pts
12. By My Calculator I Mean My Brain - 3.5 pts