Wednesday, October 30, 2024
October 28, 2024 - Chicago (100th night!)
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror I, Treehouse of Horror II, Treehouse of Horror III
Winner: This Team Needs the Toilet. Their Bladders are Full... Full of Urine1. This Team Needs the Toilet. Their Bladders are Full... Full of Urine, 46 pts
2. We are Looking Forward to an Orderly Costume Contest Tonight, Which Will Eliminate the Need for a Violent Bloodbath, 39.5 pts
3. Do Be Warned, One of Our Trivia Hosts is a Cannibal. Try to Guess Which One. We think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised, 38 pts
4. It's 100 Trivias Later and We Still Think We're Chickens. We're Chickens, Neil!, 37.5 pts
5. The Late Night Fog Walkers, 37 pts
5. You Know What Would Be a Scarier Team Name than Nothing? Anything!, 37 pts
7. A Couple of Stewed Prunes, 34 pts
7. Hold Still While We Gas You, 34 pts
7. What? Again? This Stupid Country!, 34 pts
10. Handsome Warren Arnold Plus Two, 33 pts
10. You Might Remember This Team from ..., 33 pts
12. There's a Special on Pizzas Down at Pizzeria Serio. 100 pizzas for 100 Dollars! I'm gonna get that 32
12. Yeah Alright, Listen Up, Halloween is the Busiest Trivia Night of the Year. Where are the Designated Drivers? Beat It! I Got No Room for Cheapskates, 32 pts
14. Hey, Do You Think That Truck is Full of Jeans?, 31.5 pts
15. People of Simpsons Trivia, We Come in the Spirit of Hostility and Menace, 31 pts
16. Caramel Cod, 29.5 pts
17. 7:00. Still Just a Trivia Team, 29 pts
18. A Team in Need of Some Serious Boning, 28.5 pts
19. I'm a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 27.5 pts
20. The Last Lingering Thread of My Heterosexuality, 25.5 pts
21. Christ Punchers, 24.5 pts
22. All Known Lanthanides and Actinides, 23 pts
22. I Have a Wife and Kids. Eat Them!, 23 pts
24. Cousin Merle and Big Hungry Joe, 22 pts
25. A Mathematician, a Different Kind of Mathematician, and a Statistician, 21.5 pts
25. Dr. Nick Triviera, 21.5 pts
25. Well, It Sure is Lucky We Stumbled Upon This Old, Abandoned Summer Camp!, 21.5 pts
28. The Team that Lost Some Points Because it Had a Hot Wheel on It, 21 pts
29. What's So Bad About Owning the Chicago Bears? You Just Don't Understand Football, Marge, 20.5 pts
30. There's a Volcano Waiting to Erupt in the 100th Woo Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia Chicago. It's Name? Medium Term Convertible Debentures, 19.5 pts
30. Well! Despite Tony Hinchcliffe's Objections, the People of Puerto Rico Can Now Vote in Free Democratic Elections, 19.5 pts
32. Kissinger's Glasses, 19 pts
33. Don't You Hate Pantz?!, 18 pts
33. Sock Puppets!, 18 pts
35. Have You Ever Seen a Trivia Team Say Goodbye to a Shoe?, 16.5 pts
36. Team Discovery Channel!, 15.5 pts
37. Billy & The Cloneasauruses, 14.5 pts
38. Stupid like a Fox, 13 pts
39. The Dessert Pizza is Also Cursed, 11.5 pts
40. Worker & Parasite, 6.5 pts
Thursday, October 10, 2024
WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Hallowe'en Edition!
Thursday, September 26, 2024
WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - September Edition x 2
LOCATION : The Dive Shop
CATEGORIES : Rainer Wolfecastle, Video Games
EPISODES : Treehouse of Horror, Homer Goes To College, Lisa's Substitute
WINNERS : Kwik E Mart Gougers : Let's Get Some Beer Into This Team and Its Straight to Bed
**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**
1. Kwik E Mart Gougers : Let's Get Some Beer Into This Team and Its Straight to Bed - 47 pts
2. This Team Has Been Pre-Declined For Every Major Credit Card And Once Grabbed A Dog By The Hind Legs And Pushed Him Around Like A Vacuum Cleaner - 42 pts
3. The Lovematic Grampas - 39 pts
4. Noodle Armed Choir Boys - 38.5 pts
5. Queen of the Harpies - 34 pts
6. Ugh...uunnn...Well, You All Know What A Team Name Sounds Like! - 31.5 pts
7. Cracker Factory Employees - 17.5 pts
8. The Fallout Boys - 5 pts
Thursday, August 15, 2024
WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - 14th Anniversary Show and Diorama-rama
Tuesday, August 13, 2024
August 12, 2024 - Chicago
Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Lenny & Carl, U.S. Presidents
Episodes: Another Simpsons Clip Show, When Flanders Failed, Lisa the Skeptic
Winner: Why Would Anyone Want to Touch This Team's Butt? That's Where Cooties Come From!
1. The Neil Arsenty Story! Booze, Drugs, Lies, Blackmail, and Trivia! Starring Fyvush Finkel as Neil Arsenty, 47 pts
2. I Wanted to Surprise You with a Kinky Summer Team Name!, 46 pts
3. We Love Trivia More than a Cold Beer on a Hot Christmas Morning, 45.5 pts
4. "What's the Matter, J.D.? Cummerbund Too Tight?" "I Miss My Couch", 42.5 pts
5. And Since I'd Achieved All of My Goals at Simpsons Trivia in 1 Term, There Was No Need for a 2nd. Good Team Name. Good, Not Great, 41 pts
5. Whenever Elyse is Not at Simpsons Trivia, Everyone Should Ask "Where's Elyse?", 41 pts
7. I Won't Bore You with the Details of Our Miraculous Escape but We Desperately Need a Real Team Name, 40.5 pts
8. Hey Pal, That’s Our Team Up There Next to the Pepper Steak and Don't You Forget It, 40 pts
9. P is for Psycho, 39.5 pts
10. And That Little Boy Whom Nobody Liked Grew Up to Be... JD Vance. And Now You Know the Rest of the Story, 39 pts
11. Do You Wanna See Trivia or Do You Wanna See Me Sock a Few Dingers?, 38 pts
12. Wadded Beef, 34.5 pts
13. Christ Punchers, 34 pts
13. Mmm... That's Good Billy, 34 pts
15. Even Though We're Officially Required to Hate You, We Do Not Feel It in Our Hearts, 33.5 pts
15. The Courageous French Pole Vaulter Who Made a Perfect Dismount on What was Later Revealed to Be a Broken Penis, 33.5 pts
17. Team Discovery Channel, 33 pts
18. You Remember Trivia? It's Back, in Pog Form, 32.5 pts
19. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 31 pts
20. Daddi Rabbi Blues, 26.5 pts
21. We're the Team that Made Steve Guttenberg a Star, 25 pts
22. Live, Laugh, Lowenstein... Lowenstein, 24.5 pts
23. So, Basically, We Met One Nice French Person, 15 pts
24. Bake 'Em Away, Toys, 14.5 pts
25. Grandpa's Little Helpers (Which One of Us is the Mailman?), 9 pts
Saturday, July 27, 2024
WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - July Editions
LOCATION : The Dive Shop
Wednesday, June 26, 2024
WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - June Editions
1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Teams Cry When They Scrape Their Knee, They Cry When the Bar's Out of Chocolate Milk, They Cry When Matt Smith Doesn't Show Up to Trivia and Chris Has to do Everything Herself - 46.5 pts
2. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless! - 46 pts
3. Chris, We Just Dropped By With Present for Warming of House-Instead Find You Grappling With Local Oaf - 45 pts
4. The Feel-Bad Rainbows - 42.5 pts
4. We're Four-Eyed Lame-os and We Sit At The Same Stupid Table Every Month and....THE DIVE SHOP!! - 42.5 pts
6. Why Don't You Get Drunk and Stumble Around Comically For Our Amusement. I'll Be a One Man Trivia Team - 38 pts
7. Queens of Summertime - 35 pts
8. The Lovematic Grampas - 32 pts
9. Don't You Hate Pants - 24.5 pts
10. The 1st Non Brazilian People to Travel Backwards Through Time - 11.5 pts
11. Unexplained Fires - 4 pts
12. By My Calculator I Mean My Brain - 3.5 pts
Saturday, May 25, 2024
WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - May Editions
Friday, May 24, 2024
May 20, 2024 - Chicago
Categories: Martin Prince, Monkeys
Episodes: So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show, Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Winner: Why Would Anyone Want to Touch This Team's Butt? That's Where Cooties Come From!
2. Bill Oakley Came Back? Bill Oakley Never Left. And I am Starting to Think His Mind is No Longer in Mint Condition, 46 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 42 pts
4. They Were Drunk, Rude to the Hosts, and Cheated on Nearly Every Question, But Still, There Goes the Best Damn Trivia Team I Ever Saw, 40.5 pts
5. Even As We Speak, Ayatollah Razmara and His Cadre of Fanatics are Consolidating Their Power!, 39.5 pts
6. Trivia Teams Need to Learn About Tek War Sooner or Later, 39 pts
7. Mr. Kookalamanza and Some Real Ugly Kid, 38.5 pts
7. Something Along the Line of Poochie, Only More Proactive, 38.5 pts
7. Wow, Look at That Team! They Don't Need a Clever Name or Even Correct Spelling!, 38.5 pts
10. Writhing Funzos On This Team Makes Neil Happy Makes Him Want to Scream, 37.5 pts
11. The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango, 37 pts
12. The Team Has the Eye of the Tiger and the Mouth of a Teamster, 35 pts
13. Hired Goons, 32 pts
13. South American Sensations Xoxchitla, 32 pts
13. Trivia Team L? But they Smell! (Yes, We've All Heard the Chant), 32 pts
16. Armin Tamzarian's Reign of Terror, 31.5 pts
17. Can I Borrow an Answer?, 30 pts
17. But Marge, It Works on Any Ayatollah! Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. Even As We Speak, Ayatollah Razmara and His Cadre of Fanatics are Consolidating Their Power!, 30 pts
19. We're Lenny. That's Carl and Homer. We're Lenny, 29 pts
20. Creamed Eels, 22.5 pts
20. I Brought this Team from Home, 22.5 pts
22. The Leg Up Program, 21 pts
23. We Can't Afford to Play Trivia at Any Restaurant That Has a Philosophy, 20.5 pts
24. The Jewish Cowboys, 19.5 pts
25. Die Trivia, Die (It's German), 18.5 pts
26. 16,000 Boxes of Unsold Wigs, 17.5 pts
27. The Blurst of Times, 16.5 pts
28. Mapple Brainiac Bar, 15 pts
29. The Be Sharps, 15 pts
30. Cease Tire Fire Now, 11.5 pts
31. The Inanimate Carbon Rods, 7.5 pts
32. The Dental Plan, 3 pts
Saturday, April 27, 2024
WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - April Editions
Friday, March 29, 2024
WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - March Editions
Sunday, March 3, 2024
WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - February Editions
Monday, February 19, 2024
February 12, 2024 - Chicago
2. Must Find Man..., 46.5 pts
3. See, to Tell You the Truth, Um, Our Team is Just Killing Time Here, We're Just Waiting Here, Uhh, Waiting for a Different Trivia to Start, 44.5 pts
4. Union Rule 26: Every Team Must Win Simpsons Trivia at Least Once, Regardless of Gross Incompetence, Obesity or Rank Odor, 38 pts
5. Sounds like the 49ers Got a Discipline Problem. Maybe That's Why We Beat Them at Football Nearly Half the Time, 37.5 pts
6. (Covers Mouth) The Atlanta Falcons, 37 pts
7. The Team that Sleeps Nude at Pizzeria Serio, Which They Believe Gives Them Sexual Powers, 36.5 pts
8. Homer, These Triviagoers Sound Nice but They're Clearly Nerds, 35.5 pts
9. Interslice, 35 pts
9. We Have a Team, Perhaps You'd Like to Bounce It, 35 pts
11. Son, When You Participate in Trivia Events, It's Not Whether You Win or Lose: It's How Drunk You Get, 34.5 pts
12. Marzipan Joy Joys, 33 pts
13. It Was an Unusually Warm February 12th, So the Trivia Team Walked Home Without Jackets, 32 pts
14. Duff Gardens... Hoorah!, 31 pts
15. No, Pizza Downstairs!, 30 pts
16. Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, 29 pts
17. Two Sex-ay Ladies, 27 pts
18. Whacked Out on Wowie Sauce, 25 pts
19. Pulla Pulla Pulla!, 22.5 pts
20. Damn Weiner Kids, 21.5 pts
21. Devil's Pals, 20 pts
21. Linguo IS Dead, 20 pts
23. Stonecutters, 19.5 pts
24. Smellin' of Troy, 18.5 pts
25. Dental Plan! (Lisa Needs Braces), 18 pts
26. Cat Ear Medicine, 17.5 pts
27. The Scoutmasters "Don't Be Afraid to Use your Nails Boys", 15.5 pts
27. You Don't Win Friends with Salad, 15.5 pts
29. A Woman Named Mindy... or a Man Named Andy, 14 pts
30. International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs and Trivia Technicians, 13 pts
31. Luke & Audrey: Pin Pals, 4 pts
31. Thrill- Hos, 4 pts
Friday, January 26, 2024
WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - January Editions