WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - December Edition

 

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Marge's Cooking, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Jingle Bells, Batman Smells Lyrics

EPISODES :  Marge Be Not Proud, Miracle On Evergreen Terrace, In Marge We Trust

WINNERS : Kwik E Mart Gougers "We're Looking For a Tagline, Something Loose and Billowy for Our First Day Back at Trivia

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1.  Kwik E Mart Gougers "We're Looking For a Tagline, Something Loose and Billowy for Our First Day Back at Trivia - 48 pts

2. Eastern Europe's Favourite Simpson's Trivia Team-Worker and Parasite! - 43 pts

3. Well, Reverend Brazeau, We Were Talked into Doing an Event Called The Simpsons Trivia. But Our Hips Slipped and Our… Team’s Buttocks Came Into Contact With the Buttocks of Another Young Team! - 40 pts

4. Comet....Cupid....Donna Dixon? - 39 pts

5. Christmas Trees for Matt Smith and Bloody Spearheads for Chris - 38.5 pts

6. My trivia team's name is also Bort - 35 pts

7. Hey! Dive Shop! Time for Chili! - 34.5 pts

8. The B Sharps - 28.5 pts

9. I Don't Want to Name My *Damn* Trivia Team - 27 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia - Toronto November 2022

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Grampa Simpsons, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Ducks

EPISODES : Ragin' Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish, Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?, Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : Chesty La Rue & the Hootie McBoobs

WINNERS : Hey Miss Doesn't-Find-Our-Team-Attractive-Sexually-Anymore - Tie Breaker Question Winner!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Hey Miss Doesn't-Find-Our-Team-Attractive-Sexually-Anymore - 46 pts

1. Two Trivia Nights In One Month? I'd Better Check With The Reverend - 46 pts

3. Ford Said the Education Workers Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 45 pts

4. I Don't Like the Dive Shop Hosting 2 Simpsons Trivia Nights in One Month - 41.5 pts

5. Chesty La Rue & the Hootie McBoobs - 40.5 pts

6. The Christ Punchers - 36.5 pts

7. Moochin' War Widows - 32 pts

8. Most Improved Odor - 31.5 pts

9. Do Not Attempt Sexual Intercourse for Years of Simpson's Trivia Have Left Your Genitals Withered and Useless - 30 pts

10. Let's Get Silly - 29.5 pts

11. I Don't Want to Name My Damn Trivia Team - 29 pts

12. Lovematic Grampas - 28 pts

13. Tied For Sixth with Table Time & Allied Biscuit - 24.5 pts

14. Zephrs - 24 pts

15. Don't You Hate Pants?! - 17.5 pts

16. The Groundskeepers - 10 pts

October 31, 2022 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Hans Moleman, Vacations and Getaways
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror V
Winner: Allied Biscuit
Best Team Name: Last Time We Were at Trivia, The Host Called His Baby and the Baby Looked at Me

1. Allied Biscuit, 49.5 pts
2. We Didn't Spend Ten Years as Homicidal Maniacs Without Learning a Few Things About Simpsons Trivia, 47.5 pts
3. Fresh From the Streets of Sussex, 45 pts
3. This Team has Just One Thing to Say: Let's Have Less Money for Public Schools and More Money for Simpsons Trivia, 45 pts
3. Duh-Duh Idiots, 45 pts
6. Someone Set This Team to Evil, 44.5 pts
7. Relax Honey, You're Back with Your Trivia Family Where There is Nothing to Be Afraid Of, Except that Fifth Round Which Turns People Inside Out, 44 pts
8. Quoth the Raven: What A Team, 43.5 pts
9. In Order to Win, Use the Shin, 43 pts
10. Do Be Warned: One of Our Trivia Hosts is a Cannibal. Try to Guess Which One! I Think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised, 42 pts
11. Last Time We Were at Trivia, The Host Called His Baby and the Baby Looked at Me
11. First We Get the Pizza, Then We Get the Power, Then We Win the Trivia, 41 pts
12. A Team of Low Brows, No Brows, and Ignorami, 40.5 pts
12. Worker & Parasite, 40.5 pts
14. Milhouse Most Wanted, 40 pts
15. Neil Arsenty: America's Favorite Eight and a Half Incher, 39.5 pts
16. Spooky, Sexy Flanders, 35.5 pts
17. I Feel Sorry for Everyone Who's Cooped Up Inside Watching the Third Game of the World Series. Yeah, They Won't Learn Anything about Pizza Today!, 35 pts
18. Help! My Husband is Trying to Vote for Kodos! Over., 34.5 pts
19. Lousy Smarch Weather, 33 pts
20. Behold! The Ravages of Age, 30.5 pts
21. Well, No Offense, Lady, But What You Don't Know Could Fill a Warehouse, 30 pts
21. Does This Look Like a Team That's Had All They Can Eat?, 30 pts
23. Me Fail Trivia? That's Unpossible, 28 pts
24. Amusing Tombstone, 27 pts
25. Dig Your Own Grave and Save!, 25 pts
26. Jim Nabors is Way Cool, 23.5 pts
27. The Saxamaphones, 18 pts
27. The Best Part of This Gypsy Wedding is, I'm Not the Hairiest One Here, 18 pts
29. The Be Sharps, 17.5
30. John Denver Christmas Special, 12.5 pts
30. Thrillhouse, 12.5 pts
32. Free-Range Children, 7 pts
33. D'OH, 0 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - October 2022 Halloween Edition!

 

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Xena/Lucy Lawless, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - All the Players from the Power Plant Soft Ball Team in Order of the Talkin' Softball Song

EPISODES :  Black Widower, Itchy & Scratchy Land, Cape Feare

WINNERS : Don't Think Matt Smith Would Wear a Plastic Smock With his Face on it. He Would at Halloween!

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : Hey Hey! Tonight I'm Going to Suck... At Trivia

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Don't Think Matt Smith Would Wear a Plastic Smock With his Face on it. He Would at Halloween! - 41.5 pts

2. Queens of the Harpies - 40.5 pts

3. To Pronounce this Team Name Correctly, I Would Have to Pull Out Your Tongue - 40 pts

4. Behold the Ravages of Age - 38.5 pts

5. We're Filling in For "Think Unspooky Thoughts" Who are Presumed Dead or on Vacation - 37.5 pts

5. Sex Cauldron - 37.5 pts

7. Did Everyone Wash Their Necks Like Chris Asked? - 37 pts

8. 152 Americans Can't Be Wrong 35.5 pts

9. Hey Hey! Tonight I'm Going to Suck... At Trivia - 35 pts

9. Ah, Here's Your Problem, This Team is Switched to Evil - 35 pts

11. The Little Spanish Fleas - 33 pts

12. Xena Needs Xex - 32.5 pts

13. Lovematic Grampas - 28 pts

14. A Bunch of Cats Taped Together - no scores submitted

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia - September Edition

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Groundskeeper Willie, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! -  NFL Teams

EPISODES : The Principal and The Pauper, The PTA Disbands, Grade School Confidential

WINNERS : If We Don't Win Simpsons Trivia, the King of England Could Just Walk in Here Anyime he Wants and Start Shoving Us Around (online) We're Phasing Out the Episodes. Teams Drink Less When They're Having Fun(in person)

The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : We're Phasing Out the Episodes. Teams Drink Less When They're Having Fun

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. If We Don't Win Simpsons Trivia, the King of England Could Just Walk in Here Anytime He Wants and Start Shoving Us Around - 45 pts

2. We're Phasing Out the Episodes. Teams Drink Less When They're Having Fun - 42.5pts

3. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Hey Matt Smith! The Unblock Button is Below Insensitive Things I Said About the Avalanche Losing Games. BELOW! - 42 pts

4. The Fork and Spoon Operators at Table 7G - 40 pts

4. The Team That's Somewhere Where We Don't Know Where We Are

6. We Both Own the Special Edition Issue Where Queen Elizabeth is Killed On Every Page! - 38 pts

7. Sex Cauldron - 32.5 pts

8. The Steamed Hams! - 30.5 pts

8. There's a Weird Smell and a Lot of Cursing Coming From the Patio and Matt Smith is Inside - 30.5 pts

10. The Lovematic Grampas - 30 pts

11. Ah No! The Trivia! Chris Brazeau is Gonna Have My Legs Broke! - 29 pts

12. The Big Book of British Smiles - 23.5 pts

12. The Simpsons Trivia Team That's Directly Under the Earth's Sun... Now - 23.5 pts

14. The Lemon Trees - 19.5 pts

15. The Christ Punchers - 7 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - August 2022

 

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Itchy & Scratchy, It Comes In Pairs II, Matt Smith Stump the Host Questions

EPISODES : Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 1, Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 2, Some Enchanted Evening

WINNERS : A Table of Little Green Aliens Named Osmodiar That Only Chris Brazeau Can See

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. A Table of Little Green Aliens Named Osmodiar That Only Chris Brazeau Can See - 44 pts

2. The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: If You'll Look to the Left Side of the Dive Shop, You'll See Chris Sampson, Celebrating Simpson's Trivia's 12th Air-niversary! Let Us Tap Our Poutine Spring Rolls to this Happy Trivia Host! - 43.5 pts

3. You know, the Cadillac Lounge Turned Into the Dive Shop So Gradually, I Didn't Even Notice - 42 pts

4. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret - 36.5 pts

5. This Is A Trivia Night! Not a Bleedin' Splish Splash Show - 36

5. It's Amazing What Some Teams Will Do for a Pretty Face. Not Us Though, Wait Until Chris Sees The Second-Rate Job We Do On this Diorama - 36 pts

7. Kids! We're Doing Trivia Tonight! Come On Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Britney, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe. Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Quebert, Phil - 34.5 pts

7. Oh! Hello American Investor! I See That You Are Interested in Distributing Trivia in Your Home Prefecture - 34.5 pts

9. The Goggles! They Do Nothing! - 34 pts

10. The Clean Shaven Sounds of Hooray for Everything! - 33.5 pts

11. I-Ron Butterfly Helps Us Play! - 32 pts

11. Eorzea's Crudbucket -32 pts

13. The Lovematic Grampas - 31 pts

13. Ah! I Love Doing Trivia On These Lazy Saturdays - 31 pts

15. Most Improved Odour - 25.5 pts

16. Drug Dealer Keeper Awayers - 24.5 pts

July 25, 2022 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Apu, Canada
Episodes: Marge Gets a Job, Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish'
Winner: It's Just a Regular Soldier Field with a Stupid Cheap Dome! It Still Embodies the Awful Team It Did Before! - But It's Got a New Dome!

1. It's Just a Regular Soldier Field with a Stupid Cheap Dome! It Still Embodies the Awful Team It Did Before! - But It's Got a New Dome!, 48 pts
2. Sun N Run: The Team Name That is Also a Laxative, 45.5 pts
3. To Inspire People, You Must Be Brave. We Introduced Trivia to Replay. It Didn't Take, But It Was Worth a Shot, 41.5 pts
4. Lousy Smarch Weather, 41 pts
5. The Devil's Cabana Boyz, 38.5 pts
6. Don't Be Fooled. It's Just a Regular Simpsons Trivia With a Stupid Silly Hat Contest! It Still Embodies All the Same Questions From Episodes That Aired Over 2 Decades Ago! - But They've Got a New Hat!!,  38 pts
7. Simpsons Trivia: America's Scrod Basket, 33 pts
8. The Really Smart Team Who Lives Among Us, Who Roller Skate and Smoke Cigars, 32.5 pts
8. 2 Bad Neighbors, 32.5 pts
10. We Need a Team Name That's Witty At First But Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It, 31.5 pts
10. One of Our Teammates Has Monkeypox. Try to Guess Which One. I Think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised, 31.5 pts
12. "Bagman" is Not a Legitimate Career Choice, 30.5 pts
13. PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, 26 pts
14. Ah, Let's see. Our Foreign Exchange Student Luigi Has Chosen "Neil Arsenty and the Trivia Factory" ... But This is Just an Empty Pizza Box. - (Italian Accent) I Begged You to-a Look at Mine-a First! I Begged You!, 25.5 pts
15. The Joy of Cooking Thrill-Ho, 24 pts
16. Todd's Empty Vegetable Garden, 23 pts
17. I Call the Big One Bitey, 22.5 pts
18. There's a Little Crippled Boy Who Wants Our Team to Win. And We Know This Because We Crippled Him Ourselves, 20 pts
18. The Flaming Ho-Moes, 20 pts
20. No Answers, Only Khlav Kalash, 19.5 pts
20. The Flying Hellfish, 19.5 pts
22. Don't You Even Know Dignity When You See It? , 18.5 pts
23. Thrillhouse, 9 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - July 2022

 

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Springfield Retirement Castle Residents. Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Average Joe's

EPISODES : Bart the Lover, Lisa the Vegetarian, Homer the Smithers

WINNERS : Flintstones Chewable Morphine

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : She Needs Trivia, Dude! TRIVIA! DUUUDE!!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Flintstones Chewable Morphine - 46.5 pts

2. Help, Our Trivia Team are Nerds! - 44 pts

3. 152 Americans Can't Be Wrong - 43 pts

4. Sex Cauldron - 41 pts

5. She Needs Trivia, Dude! TRIVIA! DUUUDE!! - 39 pts

6. Release the Robotic Richard Simmons - 38.5 pts

6. We Demand More Asbestos! More Asbestos! More Asbestos! - 38.5 pts

8. Dumb as a Mule and Twice as Ugly - 38 pts

9. I've Got to Stop Fantasizing About Trivia.....Ah, One More - 37 pts

10. Mr. Kookalamanza and-a Some Real Ugly Kid(s) - 36 pts

11. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked! - 35 pts

12. You Don't Make Friends With Salad - 33.5 pts

13. Queens of the Harpies - 32.5 pts

14. This Team Misses Its Old Glasses - 29 pts

15. The Lovematic Grampas - 28.5 pts

16. Woozle Wozzle? - 28 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - June Edition

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Rod & Todd, Space!

EPISODES : Bart of Darkness, Black Widower, Homer Vs Lisa and the 8th Commandment

WINNERS : We've Got Everything We Need. We're Not Going To Enroll In that Simpsons Trivia, Though. The Ad Had No Effect On Us!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. We've Got Everything We Need. We're Not Going To Enroll In that Simpsons Trivia, Though. The Ad Had No Effect On Us! - 48.5 pts

2. The Kwik E Mart Gougers : Let's Take a Minute to Humour the Oilers Fans...Guys, Your Team is Going To Be Alright.....Ok Avs, Let's Put On Our Corpse Handling Gloves - 47 pts

3. American Hypnotical Society - 44.5 pts

4. 152 Americans Can't Be Wrong! - 43.5 pts

4. Sex Cauldron - 43.5 pts

6. The Team of LOST SOULS(But The Name On The Back Says HoneyBunch) - 42 pts

7. Queens of Summertime - 41 pts

8. Let Us Celebrate Our Simpsons Trivia With The Adding of Chocolate to Milk - 40 pts

9. Our Team Is A....Brilliant Team With Lots of Well-Thought Out, Practical Ideas. We Are Ensuring The Financial Security of This Team For Years to Come. Oh Yes, And Our Personal Hygiene is Above Reproach - 39.5 pts

10. The Springfield Police Have Told Me That 91% of All Incorrect Trivia Answers Are Caused By You Six Guys.- 38.5 pts

11. Jerry & Allen The Cowboys - 36.5 pts

12. The Lovematic Grampas - 31.5 pts

13. Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - 31 pts

14. Did You Know There's a Direct Correlation Between The Decline of Covid Cases and The Rise of Simpson's Trivia Nights? Think About It! - 27 pts

15. Some Bear Like Creature, Most Likely A Bear - 11.5 pts (played only Round 1)

 

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - May Edition

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Marge-isms, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! (Beatles Song Titles)

EPISODES : Oh Brother! Where Art Thou?, Marge On The Lam, Bart's Inner Child

WINNERS : A Few Tie Dyed Tree-Huggers Who Would Rather Play Hackey Sack Then Lock Up the Homeless

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : Maybe It's the Crackers Talking, Luanne, But You've Got a Jacuzzi Suit That Just Won't Quit. I've Got This Really Sweet Racing Car Bed... mrgrmhrmrhm... 2 Spaghetti Meals in One Day?! Get Outta Here...

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. A Few Tie Dyed Tree-Huggers Who Would Rather Play Hackey Sack Then Lock Up the Homeless - 45.5 pts

2. Do Not Attempt Sexual Relations As Years of Simpsons Trivia Have Left Your Genitals Withered and Useless. - 44 pts

3. Sex Cauldron - 39 pts

4. Well, This Doesn't Deserve to Win - 38 pts

4. The Lovematic Grampas - 38 pts

6. Dear Chris Brazeau: There Are Too Many Trivia Teams Nowadays. Please Eliminate Three. Ps, I Am Not A Crackpot - 37 pts

7. The Trivia Team of Lost Souls (But the Name on the Back Says Honeybunch) - 34.5 pts

8. Passive-Aggressive Co-Culprits - 34 pts

9. Maybe It's the Crackers Talking, Luanne, But You've Got a Jacuzzi Suit That Just Won't Quit. I've Got This Really Sweet Racing Car Bed... mrgrmhrmrhm... 2 Spaghetti Meals in One Day?! Get Outta Here... - 32 pts

10. The New Batman Movie Was Great, But How Come Batman Doesn't Dance Anymore - 24.5 pts

11. Santos L Halper - 15.5 pts

April 25, 2022 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Comic Book Guy, Products
Episodes: Stark Raving Dad, The Canine Mutiny
Winner: And The Twitter Company Was Saved By… Oh, Let's Say, Elon

1. And The Twitter Company Was Saved By… Oh, Let's Say, Elon, 47 pts
2. Team of the Harpies, 46 pts
3. Is the First Floor Good at Trivia? We Don't Know. And Frankly, We Don't Want to Know. It's a Floor We Can Do Without!, 42.5 pts
4. Moochin' War Widows, 37 pts
5. Is this the WooHoo Classic Simpsons Trivia Team Who Wants to Badmouth Neil and Aaron and Have 6 Team Members or Less? - 9,8,7 Those Men are Weenies!, 34 pts
6. The Trivia Team That's Nothing But 16,000 Boxes of Unsold Wigs, 32 pts
6. Mr. Arsenty, While You Were Hosting Trivia, a Lumberyard Burned, 32 pts
8. Hired Goons?, 26.5 pts
9. Stop Remembering TV and Get Back To Trivia!, 26 pts
10. Oh Shehegazaramesh, Will You Ever Learn?, 25 pts
11. A Woman Named Mindy and a Man Named Andy, 22.5 pts
12. Re-Bigulators, 21.5 pts
13. NRA4EVER, 18 pts
14. Queen of the Harpies ("Here's Your Crown, Your Majesty"), 17.5 pts
15. (the visual representation of dignity), 15.5 pts
16. The B Sharps, 14 pts
17. Cloopid Blorapope, 13 pts
18. EXCELLENT, 12 pts
19. Santa's Little Helper & Snowball II, 11.5 pts
20. Make Way for Grapefruit!, 9 pts
21. Cowabunga!, 8 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - April Edition

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Snowball II, Chocolate!

EPISODES : The Springfield Files, The New Kid On The Block, The Joy of Sect

WINNERS : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We've Tried Nothing and We're All Out Of Team Name Taglines

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We've Tried Nothing and We're All Out Of Team Name Taglines - 47 pts

2. Give Me The Biggest Dark and Stormy You Have. No, That's Too Stormy - 45 pts

2. Get Out, Will Smith! You're Banned From the Oscars! You and Your Children, and Your Children's Children... For Three Months. - 45 pts

4. Sex Cauldron - 44.5 pts

5. The Darlings of the So-Called City Fathers Who Cluck Their Tongues, Stroke Their Beards, and Talk About "What's To Be Done With This Homer Simpson? - 36.5 pts

6. A Pack of Fickle Mushheads - 36 pts

6. But How Can I Win Simpsons Trivia? I'm Just (*Counts on Fingers*) ... One Man - 36 pts

8. Stupid Teams Need The Most Attention - 35.5 pts

9. The Monkey Butlers - 32.5 pts

10. Toronto's Trivia night Is Second Only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain...Well All of Europe - 32 pts

11. The Dreaded Rear Admirals - 28 pts

12. Then Why Did I Have The Bowl Bart? Why Did I Have The Bowl? - 27 pts

March 7, 2022 - Hamilton

 

Location:  Levity Comedy Club, Hamilton

Winner:  Tonight We Are Here To Commemorate Our Glorious Society's 8th Anniversary.  And In Honour Of This Momentus Occasion, We're Having Ribs.
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Gerry Hall Spanked Me On Two Non-Consecutive Occassions

1.    Tonight We Are Here To Commemorate Our Glorious 

Society's 8th Anniversary.  And In Honour Of This 

Momentus Occasion, We're Having Ribs.                                          47

2.    Allied Biscuit                                                                                  45.5

3.    Ever Hear Of This Guy Gerry Hall?  The Movie Or

the Planet                                                                                              44.5

4.    Gerry Hall Spanked Me On Two Non-Consecutive 

Occassions                                                                                            41.5

5.    I Ron Butterfly                                                                                39.5

6.    The Children's Letters To God                                                      36

7.    Kid Gorgeous & The Presentables                                               30.5

8.    Put It In H                                                                                        23.5

9.    Stonecutters                                                                                   11.5

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - March

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Bill & Marty, Music

EPISODES : Bart on the Road, Homie the Clown, Burns' Heir

WINNERS : Kwik E Mart Gougers: The Secret To Winning Trivia Is... LOVE?! Who's Been Screwing With This Thing?

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Kwik E Mart Gougers: The Secret To Winning Trivia Is... LOVE?! Who's Been Screwing With This Thing? - 47 pts

2. You Caught Us At A Real Bad Time, WooHoo Trivia. We Hope You Understand We're Too Tense To Pretend We Like You. - 44.5 pts

3. Hell Labs Ironic Punishment Division - 43 pts

4. Everyone's A Buzz About One Thing The Absence of Matt Smith. Oh Wait....There He Is - 41 pts

5. 152 Americans Can't Be Wrong - 39.5 pts

6. Sex Cauldron - 39 pts

7. The Day Dreaming Melon Heads - 35.5 pts

8. Call Us Mrs. Scum - 35 pts

9. The Restrictions Have Been Lifted! We Can Go Outside Again!......I Don't Like The Look of Those Teenagers - 34.5 pts

10. Somebody Buy This Guy Some Gazpacho So He'll Go To Russia - 33 pts

11. The Monkey Butlers - 31 pts

12. Then Why Did I Have The Bowl Bart. Why, Did. I. Have. The Bowl? - 29.5 pts

February 28, 2022 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Krusty the Clown, Companies
Episodes: Deep Space Homer, Lisa's Wedding, Scenes from a Class Struggle in Springfield
Winner: The Bovine University Sluiceological Protocol
Best Team Name: Do Not Write in this Space - OK

1. The Bovine University Sluiceological Protocol, 47 pts
2. With all the Craziness and Confusion and Mishegoss of Trivia, I Forgot to Come Up with a Team Name, 45.5 pts
3. In Person Simpson Trivia, Where Socializing is a Baffling Ordeal, 44.5 pts
4. She's the Fastest, 43.5 pts
5. Stupid Teams Need the Most Attention, 42.5 pts
6. It's Been Simpsons Trivia Day for Hours, and I'm Still Not Drunk Yet, 40 pts
7. Lisa Goes Gaga, 37 pts
8. A Team Full of Hope and Some Cement, 35.5 pts
9. The Trivia Team That's Always Asking, "Where's Poochie?", 35 pts
9. I Forgot a Simpsons T-Shirt. I Have Become Everything I Ever Hated 35 pts
11. Do Not Write in this Space - OK, 30 pts
12. Stupid Smart Weather, 29 pts
12. The Drunk and Gambler, 29 pts
14. The Pin Pals, 28.5 pts
15. The Thrillho's, 25.5 pts
16. Hello Grandpa, My Old Friend, 25 pts
17. Y6le International Airport, 23.5 pts
18. Wang Computers, 23 pts
19. Here Come the Pretzels, 22.5 pts
20. The Future League Champions of the World, 21 pts
21. Guy Incognito, 10.5 pts
22. The 847.63's, 9 pts

February 9th, 2022 - Toronto We Choo Choo Choose You Edition

 

LOCATION : Your Place

CATEGORIES : Moe, Broken Hearts

EPISODES :  None =(

WINNERS : When A Trivia Team Loves A Trivia Host, It Doesn't Matter That A Crocodile Bit Off Their Face

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. When a Trivia Team Loves A Trivia Host, It Doesn't Matter That A Crocodile Bit Off Their Face - 46.5 pts

2. Kwik e Mart Gougers ft. Lord Huggington - 46 pts

2. This Team Rigged the Cards So They're In Events Communists Never Lose - 46 pts

4.Here's the Deal, Chris. A Guy I Think Was an Explorer Left This in the Dive Shop a Couple Months Back. It May Be a Map to Ancient Treasure or Directions to Some Guy's House But to Find Out, We'll Need Money, We'll Need Provisions and A Two Man Diving Bell. - 45.5 pts

4. This Team Not Only Failed the Aptitude Test, They Got Trapped in a Closet on the Way Out - 45.5 pts

6. Sex Cauldron - 43.5 pts

7. I Pity Those Poor Suckers in Ottawa: Gas Brake Honk. Gas Brake Honk. Honk Honk Punch - 42 pts

8. Someone Wanted To Come Up With A Team Name in April - 41.5 pts

9. Did You See Sex Cauldron At The Picnic? Oh Wait. Of Course You Did. You're Everywhere. You're Omnivorous. Oh Chris, Why Did You Spite Me With This Family! - 34.5 pts

10. The Monkey Butlers - 34 pts

11. Lovematic Grandpas - 27.5 pts

12. This Has Trivia In It Trivia Is A Fruit - 13/20 pts

January 12th, 2022 - Toronto - Stuck In Our Rooms Edition

 

LOCATION : Your Place 

CATEGORIES : Jimbo Jones, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!-Famous Chris'

EPISODES : none =(

WINNERS : Our Team Needs to be Louder, Angrier, and Have Access to a Time Machine

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Our Team Needs to be Louder, Angrier, and Have Access to a Time Machine - 47 pts

2. The Team That Gets Here Faster When They Use the Carpool Lane - 44.5 pts

2. Children, This Year Instead of Doing Trivia Remotely in January, We’re Going to Be… Doing Trivia Remotely in January! - 44.5 pts

4. You Know Simpsons Trivia Can Help You with every Personality Disorder in The Feel Bad Rainbow: Depression, Insomnia, Motor Mouth, Darting Eyes, Indecisiveness, Decisiveness - 43 pts

5. Forget The Questions. When Do We Get The Freakin' Guns?! - 42 pts

6. Sex Cauldron - 41 pts

6. Queens of The Harpies - 41 pts

8. Head Bee Guy and Queen of the Harpies - 40 pts

9. Oh Sure, Now We're Just a Little Team Stealing Little Toys. But Some Day We'll Be a Grown Team Stealing... Stadiums and... Quarries - 39 pts

10. This Team Has Had Its Differences and We've Squabbled, But We've Never Had Knife Fights Before and I Blame Sex Cauldron! - 35 pts

11. Those Who Dwell Within The Rocket House - 34.5 pts

12. Nevada Impotent Boxing Commissioners - 31 pts

12. Dinner With Friends *BUZZ*.. Dinner Alone *BUSS*.. Playing Woo Hoo Trivia Alone *BUZZ*

13. This Has Trivia In It...Trivia Is a Fruit - 17/20 pts