December 9, 2020 - Detroit

 

Location : YOUR PLACE! 

Categories : Barney Gumble, The Simpson's home

Episodes : None =(

Winner : Dana

First place was Dana with 42.5 points.

Second place was Lee Carvallo's Simpson's trivia challenge with 42 points.

Third place was Simpson's Christmas Boogie with 40.5 points.

General Krull had 39.5 points.

Soiled Mattresses had 34.5 points.

And Cornelius Talmage had 28.5 points.

Great work everybody! It was a lot of fun!

THANKS AGAIN TO EVERYONE WHO TUNED IN!!!

December 9th, 2020 - Toronto

 

Location : YOUR PLACE!

Categories : The Flandereses, Gifts

Episodes : None =(

Winners : Give Us The Drugs, Lisa

The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : The Students of Springfield Elementary... My Dear Watson Detective School

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1. Give Us the Drugs, Lisa - 44.5 pts

2. Stingy & Battery - 43.5 pts

3. Hats Off To Hannukah! - 42. 5 pts

4. Something Something Burt Ward - 42 pts

5. Sex Cauldron - 41 pts

6. 30 Sweet Noggy Days - 39.5 pts

7. The Students of Springfield Elementary... My Dear Watson Detective School - 37.5 pts

8. The Rocks of Ignorance that Obscure the Light of Knowledge and Truth - 36 pts

9. Quarantine: The Cause of, and Solution to, All of Life's Problems - 34.5 pts

9. Hell Damn Ass Kings - 34.5 pts

11. This Has Trivia In It Trivia Is A Fruit - 33 pts

12. Team Lovematic Grampas - 31.5 pts

13. Cool, a Soiled Wig! - 28 pts

14. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 22 pts

15. Christmas Ape Goes to Trivia Camp

15. Queen Of The Harpies

November 11th, 2020 - Toronto

 

Location : YOUR PLACE!

Categories : Presidents, Fire

Episodes : None =(

Winners :  Ninth Bearded Infantry

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to submit your scores or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to email them in at the end of the night or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Ninth Bearded Infantry - 48.5 pts

2. A Blizzard of Unseasonable Warmth - 46.5 pts

3. If We're Gonna Be Trapped In The House We Gotta Go Out and Get Some Beer - 45 pts

4. Sex Cauldron - 45 pts

5. We've Said It Before and We'll Say it Again: Democracy Simply Doesn't Work! - 42.5 pts

6. I'll see YOU at StacyCon 94, at the Philadelphia Four Seasons (Total Landscaping) - 42 pts

7. 152 Americans Can't Be Wrong - 37.5 pts

7. Queens of the Harpies - 37.5 pts

7. Chef Lonely Hearts Team For One - 37.5 pts

10. I Don't Think Of a Team Name Until I've Had My Danish - 37 pts

 11. Quarantine: The Cause Of, and Solution To, All of Life's Problems - 35 pts

12.I'm Sorry I'm Not As Smart As You, Chris Brazeau. We Didn't All Go to Gudger College. - 31.5pts

13. My Team Is Also Named Bort - 31 pts

14. The B Sharps - 30.5 pts

15. This Has Trivia In It Trivia is a Fruit - 22 pts

October 14th, 2020 - Toronto

 

Location : YOUR PLACE! 

Categories : Halloween Bart, Horror Movie References

Episodes : None =(

Winners :  Our Team Name is a Goat, You Know, One of Them Lady Goats

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1. Our Team Name is a Goat, You Know, One of Them
    Lady Goats - 49 pts

2. It Is Indeed a Disturbing Universe - 48.5 pts

3. Rant On, Other Trivia Teams; Your Vainglorious 
    Boasting Will Only Add Savour To Our Inevitable 

    Triumph - 46.5 pts

4. Queens of the Harpies - 46 pts 5. Sex Cauldron - 45.5 pts 6. How to Cook for 40 Trivia Teams - 43.5 pts  7. The Hydroxychloroquine Is Also Cursed - 39 pts  8. The Chubbiest Kickline in Town -  34.5 pts 9. The Wondrous Wizards of Latin- Dervishes of     Declension and Conjurers of Conjugation,     with a Million Hit Points and Maximum      Charisma! - 28.5 pts 10. Our Team Contains Potassium Benzoate - 26.5 pts 11. This Has Trivia In It Trivia Is A Fruit - 25 pts 12. Me Wantee! -24.5 pts

September 16th, 2020 - Toronto

 

Location : The Dive Shop and Your Place!

Categories : SideShow Mel, Springfield Places

Episodes : The Last Temptation of Krust, Homer the Great, King Size Homer

Winners : We're Not As Stupid as We Look...Or Sound...Or Our Best Testing Indicates

The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : What's the Point of Going Out? We're Just Gonna Wind Up Back Here Anyway

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to submit your scores or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to email them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

THANKS AGAIN TO EVERYONE WHO TUNED IN!!!

1. We're Not As Stupid as We Look...Or Sound...Or Our Best Testing Indicates - 46.5 pts

2. Sex Cauldron - 44.5 pts

3. We Have Had Intercourse With Your Spouse or Significant Other. Now That’s a Team Name! - 42.5 pts

3. What's the Point of Going Out? We're Just Gonna Wind Up Back Here Anyway - 42. 5 pts

5. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Team - 41.5 pts

6. Boy, I Sure Could Go For 100 Trivias Right About Now - 38 pts

7. Lovematic Grampas - 33 pts

8. PC Thugs/Greasy Thugs - 31 pts

9. Quarantine: The Cause of, and Solution to, All of Life's Problems - 28.5 pts

10. 64 Slices of American Cheese - 21.5 pts

10. Globex Corporation - 21 .5 pts

September 14th - Hamilton

 

Location:  Levity Comedy Club, Hamilton
Winner:  Die Gerry Die  
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  The Remorseless Eating Machines

Die Gerry Die                                            41.5

And If We Turn Our Attention To

This Trivia Team, We See An

Unmistakable Cone Of Ignroance           40.5

Lord Palmerston!                                     38.5

Popli Kids                                                 38

4 Krustys!                                                 37

Thrillhouse                                               36

The Remorseless Eating Machines        31

August 12th, 2020 - Toronto 10 Year Anniversary Show!

 

Location : Your Place!

Categories : Mystery Character Spotlight!(Steve Allen), Mystery Voice Actor Round!(Celebrity Guests)

Episodes : None

*No winners this month as no scores were kept*

THANKS AGAIN TO EVERYONE WHO TUNED IN! WE'LL BE LIVE AT THE DIVE SPOT'S OUTDOOR PATIO NEXT MONTH! WOOHOO!

• Who Are We? The Wildcats! Who Are We Going To Beat? The Wildcats!(formerly I'm Losing My Perspicacity!)
• The Ethnic Trivia of Dugan and Dershowitz!
• Nobody Ever Picks Italy
• The Lovematics Grampas
• The Battling Seizure Robots
• Woo Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia Has Come A Long Way Ever Since An Old Man Started Asking Questions To Pay Off His Gambling Debts
• We Must Strongly Advise You: Do Not Attend This Trivia. Behind Every Question Lurks Grace Misfortune. We Were Once President of Algeria
• Scotchtoberfest
• The Only Antidote To A Zany Team Name Is An Even Zanier Team Name
• Lenny's Reign of Terror (Please Don't Tell Anyone How We Live)
• I'm A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt
•  Iron Helps us Play
• The COVID Case Numbers Are Trending Downward. Maybe We Can Relax A Little? Relax?! We Can't Relax! Nor Can We Yield, Relent, Or... Oh My God! Only Two Synonyms! WE'RE LOSING OUR PERSPICACITY!
• What's Wrong? -- We're Going To Lose Simpsons Trivia -- Well, We Don't Have To -- Yes We Do, The Cookie Told Me So -- Desserts Aren't Always Right -- But They're So Sweet!
• Quarantine: The Cause Of, And Solution To, All Of Life's Problems.
• The Christ Punchers....Meant To Say Hell's Satans.......The Christ Punchers
• Budget Cutbacks Have Forced Us To Eliminate Anyone The Least Bit Knowledgeable About The Simpsons...Well...
• This Has Trivia In It Trivia Is A Fruit

August 4, 2020 - Detroit

 

Location:  The internet, eh? 
Categories: Marge, Mispronounced Words
Episodes: None =(
Winner: Chris

1. Chris Morgan - 41.33

2. Calen - 37.83

3. Andrew - 36.50

4. Cat Simpson - 36.00

5. Mike - 32.33

6. Phil - 29.50

7. Jake - 8.50

Thank you and come again! :)

July 8th, 2020 - Toronto

Location :  YOUR PLACE! 
Categories : Gil, Mystery Round!(Canadian Cities!)
Episodes : None =(
Winners : You See, My Team, They Have Been The Most Vocal About The Subject Of Last Month's First Place Prize. Where's The Donuts? When Are We Going To Get The Donuts? Why Aren't We Getting The Donuts Now? And So On...
The Matt Smith Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Team Naming Excellence : Old Elihu's Yale-Style Saltpeter Trivia

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to submit your scores or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to email them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

THANKS AGAIN TO EVERYONE WHO TUNED IN!!!



1. You See, My Team, They Have Been The Most Vocal About The Subject Of Last Month's First Place Prize. Where's The Donuts? When Are We Going To Get The Donuts? Why Aren't We Getting The Donuts Now? And So On... - 48 pts
2. The Nelsons ft. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers - 47 pts
3. Cesspool on the Potomac - 46 pts
3. Old Elihu's Yale-Style Saltpeter Trivia - 46 pts
5. Answer Sheets to Enrage Trivia Hosts - 44.5 pts
5. Chef's Lonely Soup For One - 44.5 pts
7. A Jar Of Mustard And a Couple of Old Psycho Magazines - 40.5 pts
8. Mr. Burns' Good Time Old Fashioned Extra Chewy - 40 pts
8. My Team Is Also Named Bort - 40 pts
10. Sex Cauldron - 39 pts
11. Are You Aware This Team Is Not Wearing Any Pants? - 38 pts
12. Dig Up Stupids - 36.5 pts
13. The Queens of Summertime - 36 pts
14. Stupid Teams Need The Most Attention - 35.5 pts
15. Anonymous Clan of Slack Jawed Troglodytes - 34.5 pts
16. Lovematic Grampas - 31 pts
17. This Has Trivia In It Trivia Is A Fruit - 30 pts
17. We're Going To Get Worse Before We Get Better - 30 pts
19. Quarantine: The Cause Of, And Solution To, All Of Life's Problems - 28 pts
20. Legitimate Businessmen's Club - 27.5 pts
21. Perfectly Level Flying Is The Supreme Challenge Of The Scale Model Pilot - 26.5 pts
22. Funky See Funky Do - 21.5 pts
23. I Took The Monorail To Get Here And All I Got Was This T-Shirt - 20.5 pts
24. Weaseling Out Of Things Is Important To Learn. It’s What Separates Us From The Animals. Except The Weasel - 15 pts

June 10th, 2020 - Toronto

Location : Your Place!
Categories : Phil Hartman Characters, Mystery Round!(Parks and Rec Characters)
Episodes : None :(
Winners : Oh. I'm Sick Of Doin' Quarantine Stuff. At Home I Had To Be In This Dumb Kabuki Play About The 47 Ronin And I Wanted To Be Yoshi, But They Made Me Ori. Then We Had To Do 2 Hours Of Origami
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Hmm, Maybe We Should Spend More Time With Matt Smith. He’s Becoming Isolated and Weird

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to submit your scores or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to email them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

THANKS AGAIN TO EVERYONE WHO TUNED IN!!!

1. Oh. I'm Sick Of Doin' Quarantine Stuff. At Home I Had To Be In This Dumb Kabuki Play About The 47 Ronin And I Wanted To Be Yoshi, But They Made Me Ori. Then We Had To Do 2 Hours Of Origami - 49.5 pts
2. The Nelsons ft. The Lonely Insignificant Specks on a Has-Been Planet Orbited by a Cold, Indifferent Sun - 48 pts
3. Kwik E Mart Gougers: Rocky II Plus Rocky V Equals Rocky VII Simpsons Trivia Revenge! - 45.5 pts
4. This Is The Worst Team Name I've Ever Heard - 45 pts
5. Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers Babysitting Service - 44.5 pts
6. Sex Cauldron - 43.5 pts
7. Gerry = White / Alan = Black - 42.5 pts
8. Bovine University Ugly Uglies - 42 pts
9. Now This Team Will Be Queen of Summertime - 41.5 pts
9. You’re right, Chris, Fun IS Fun - 41.5 pts
11. Feels Like We're Seeing No One At All, No One At All, NO ONE AT ALL - 38.5 pts
11. THAT DRUNKEN POSSE - 38.5 pts
13. Dig Up Stupids - 36 pts
13. Hmm, Maybe We Should Spend More Time With Matt Smith. He’s Becoming Isolated and Weird - 36 pts
15. Oh Boy. These Topical Team Names are Gonna Get Worse Before They Get Better. - 34.5 pts
16. ‘Tis A Fine Team Name But Tis No Pool English - 30 pts
17. Lovematic Grandpas - 29.5 pts
17. We're Going To Get Worse Before We Get Better - 29.5 pts
19. Quarantine: The Cause Of, And Solution To, All Of Life's Problems - 29 pts
19. This Has Trivia In It Trivia Is a Fruit - 29 pts
21. The Coroner? I'm So Sick Of That Guy! - 26.5 pts
22. You'll Have To Excuse Us We're In The Middle Of A Fun Run - 24 pts
23. Ms. Pinchy - 23.5 pts
23. The FBI Light Orchestra - 23.5 pts
25. Dear Canada, You Have Covid-19. We Miss You. Kevin's Biting Me. Come Back Soon! Here's A Drawing Of A Spirochete - 18.5 pts
26. "That's Your Solution To 2020. To Move Under The Sea. It's Not Going To Happen!" "Not With That Attitude" - 14 pts
27. The Bonerland Medical Association - 13 pts

May 13th, 2020 - Toronto

Location : Your Living Room
Categories : Luann Van Houten, Mystery Round(Royal Titles)
Episodes : None :(
Winners : Lockdown For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others?
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : A Team That Was Declared Distasteful And Puerile By A Panel Of Hillbillies

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to submit your scores or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to email them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

THANKS AGAIN TO EVERYONE WHO TUNED IN!!!

This evening's trivia has bonus points! Scores are out of a total of 51 points

1. Lockdown For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others? - 50 pts

2. Oh No! My Pudding Is Quarantined Forever! - 49.5 pts

2. We Won Last Time! That's Good! Now We Have to Think of a New Name. That's Bad. We Used a Timely Name Last Time! That's Good! But the Pandemic is Still Happening! That's Bad. But we Have Some New Players This Time! That's Good. But They Also Want to Keep the Same Name - 49.5 pts

4. A Team That Was Declared Distasteful And Puerile By A Panel Of Hillbillies - 48.5 pts

5. Suck-Up the Vacuum - 46 pts

5. That Was Our Only Ball. There Will Be No Team This Year - 46 pts

5. The Nelsons ft. Alcoholics, the Unemployable, Angry Loners - 46 pts

8. The FBI Light Opera Society - 45 pts

9. Sex Cauldron - 44.5 pts

9. The All-Ighty Ollar?! - 44.5 pts

11, My Eyes! The PPE Does Nothing! - 41 pts

12. Lardos On Workmen's Comp - 39.5 pts

13. The Christ Punchers - 39 pts

13. The Yard Work Simulators - 39 pts

15. We're Going to Get Worse Before We Get Better - 37 pts

16. Queens of the Harpies - 36 pts

17. Quarantine: The Cause of, and Solution To, All of Life's Problem - 34 pts

18. I Didn't Do the Bartman - 33.5 pts

19. I Bent My COVID - 32.5 pts

20. Under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires - 32 pts

21. The Rumpy Doppelgangers - 30 pts

22. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, and Phil. - 29.5 pts

23. Born to Runner Up - 28.5 pts

23. The Shovel Racket - 28.5 pts

25. "Thinking of Saying Goodbye to Gas?" Matt Smith: "You Betcha! (Burps)" Chris Brazeau: "Matt! (Farts) Well, That Shut Me Up." - 25.5 pts

26. The Devils Cabana Boys - 18.5 pts

27. The Raisin Roundies - 12 pts

May 5th, 2020 - Detroit-ish

Location: Zoom!
Categories: Lenny & Carl and Billboards & Signs
Episodes: None :(
Winner: Super Happy Fun Slide

1. Super Happy Fun Slide - 40
2. Two Guys from Quantico - 35.83
3. Chris - 34
4. Chris Morgan - 32
5. Sideshow Bob - 24.33
6. William - 23

April 6, 2020 HAMILTON

Location:  Our Houses
Winner:  Nachos Flanders Style  
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Gerry, I don't mean to alarm you, but there

may be a virus or viruses in the house!   

Nachos Flanders Style                                     45.5

A B+ In Conduct?!                                            41.5

I’m On A Rolla Gay                                          40.5

Gerry Exotic: Zoomlogical Holistic

Experience                                                       38.75

This one team seems to LOVE the Speedo

guy!                                                                 38.5

Max Power                                                       38

We've Learned Trivia is Just One Crushing

Defeat After Another Until You Just Wish

Flanders Was Dead                                          36.5

Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting

stuff I used to know!                                         35

Cat In The Furnace                                           34.5

Le Grille?!                                                        32

Now that we’ve done this via Zoom,

please don’t tell anyone how I live...                31

Gerry, I don't mean to alarm you, but there

may be a virus or viruses in the house!            30.5

Ratboys                                                            28.5

Gerry has a big butt. and his butt smells.

And he likes to kiss his own butt                     28