August 17th, 2019 - Calgary

August 17th, 2019 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub

Categories: McBain, Guess Who

Winner: So this place Dickens... is this some sort of establishment? Don't say you were at a bar - but what else is open? It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

1. So this place Dickens... is this some sort of establishment? Don't say you were at a bar - but what else is open? It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. 47

2. I used to be good at Simpsons trivia, then they changed what trivia was. Now what I am good at isn't trivia and what trivia is weird and scary to me. And it'll happen to you! 45

3. I am just saying that when we die there'll be a planet for the Adams and a planet for the Shayas and we'll all be a lot happier 45

4. We are table 205. I am ham because I enjoy ham radio. This is cosine, report card, database and Alex. your nickname will be cosmos! 44

5. Family, Religion, Friendship. These are the 3 demons you must slay if you wish to succeed at Simpsons trivia. 40

6. The Bovine University Graduates 36

7. They used to call me kid gorgeous. Later on it was kid presentable. Then kid gruesome and finally kid trivia. 32

August 21st, 2019 - Indianapolis

Location: Tappers Arcade Bar

Categories: Football, Back to School

Episodes: Krusty Gets Cancelled, Homie the Clown

Winner: Professor Gas Can and Ike Eisenhower Experience

1. Professor Gas Can and Ike Eisenhower Experience - 48

2. Team Discovery Channel - 43

3. Flintstones Chewable Morphine - 38

4. Honor Rollers - 33
5. Two Bad Neighbors - 32
6. Billy & The Cloneasaurus - 19
7. Bovine University Alumni Association - 10

August 19th, 2019 - Chicago

Location: Replay Lincoln Park
Categories: Sherri... but not Terri. (JK), U.S. States
Episodes: Saturdays of Thunder, Bart on the Road, Bart Gets an F
Winner: Good Night, Sweet Martin Prince
Best Team Name: Yo, Goober, Where's the Chairs? 

1. Good Night, Sweet Martin Prince - 49 pts
2. The Cool Wet Sacks - 48.5 pts
3. Professor Braniac and the Dropped Notes - 43.5 pts
4. Nuclear Panner Plants - 42.5 pts
5. Easy There, Young Aaron. You'll Only Make Yourself Tired and Stringy. Now to Check on the Free Range Trivia Teams - 41.5 pts
6. Oh, Trivia Hosts, I'd Kiss You If You Weren't Swimming with Disease - 41 pts
7. Loafers Former Gophers - 40.5 pts
8. The Wondrous Wizards of Latin, Dervishes of Declension and Conjurors of Conjugation - 40 pts
9. The Springfield Two - 37 pts
9. The Team That Will Be Back... Prob--Probably - 37 pts
11. Yo, Goober, Where's the Chairs? - 36.5 pts
12. Team Discovery Channel - 35.5 pts
13. Ah, Our Plan Has Come to Fruition! Soon We'll Be the Queens of Summertime - 34.5 pts
14. Super Friends - 32 pts
15. Can You Imagine a World Without Lawyers? - 27.5 pts
16. This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have a Fire Exit - 26.5 pts
17. What a Crappy Candle - 26 pts
18. Steamed Hams Vaporware - 22.5 pts
19. Simpsonian - 21.5 pts
20. Thrillhouse - 19 pts
21. HoJu - 18.5 pts
21. Ayatollah Asaholas - 18.5 pts
23. The Bleeding Gumbels Murphy - 14 pts
24. The Last Bort License Plate - 9.5 pts

August 15th, 2019 - Toronto 9th Year Anniversary Show + Diorama-Rama!

Location : The Garrison
Categories : Barney, Religion
Episodes : Bart Carny, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Marge Vs The Monorail
Winners : The Garrison Has This Really Weird Smell That You're Probably Used To... But I'm Not
The Matt Smith Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Team Naming Excellence : Attention Everyone. The Trivia Has Been Spiked! Don't Worry, Your Parents Have Been Called and Will Be By to Pick You Up Shortly.

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1. The Garrison Has This Really Weird Smell That You're Probably Used To... But I'm Not - 43.5 pts
2. DRAWING OF DIGNITY - 42.5 pts
3. Well, Chris, We Made It... Despite Your Directions - 38.5 pts
4. Our Team Gets 30-50 Rods to the Feral Hogshead and That's the Way We Likes It - 37.5 pts
4. The Team That Gotta Wear What Dairy Queen Give Them - 37.5 pts
6. Goodtime Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great Frisco Freakout - 36 pts
7. Attention Everyone. The Trivia Has Been Spiked! Don't Worry, Your Parents Have Been Called and Will Be By to Pick You Up Shortly. - 33.5 pts
8. This Isn't Faux Dive, This is Just a Dive. You're a Long Way From the Cadillac Lounge, Yuppie Boy. - 32.5 pts
9. Joey Jo-Jo Jr. Shabadoo - 32 pts
10. Homercles Cares Not For Team - 35.5 pts
11. Endut! Hoch Hech! - 30 pts
11. My Team is Also Named Bort - 30 pts
13. Lovematic Grandpas - 29 pts
14. Cadillac Lounge? The Spirited Little Scamp Who Twice Foiled Our Evil Schemes and Sent Us to This Dank Urine-Soaked Hell-Hole? - 28 pts
15. In Your Face, Space Coyote! - 27.5 pts
15. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Jordan, Taylor, Britney, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil - 27.5 pts
15. Yes, I Married a Carrot - 27.5 pts
18. Kwik E Mart Gougers (Cadillac, I Thought They Shut That Place Down) - 26 pts
19. News on Parade Corporation Presents: News On Parade... Corporatiom... News - 25.5 pts
20. Moonpies - 22.5 pts
21. Jeremy's Iron Helps Us Play! - 21.5 pts
22. Starland Vocal Band - 14 pts
23. Flancrest Enterprises - 12 pts
24. Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 10 pts