June 24, 2019 - Detroit

Location: Tipsy McStagger's 

Categories: Bart, Summer Activities

Episodes: Bart's Comet, The Mansion Family, Lisa the Greek

Winner: A Fresh Batch of America Balls

 

1. A Fresh Batch of America Balls - 41.00

2. International Drainage Commission - 40.50

3. Pi is Exactly 3 - 37.50

4. Gudger College Dropouts - 37.00

5. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net - 35.50

6. Mama & the Papa - 5.00

June 17th, 2019 - Chicago

Location: Replay Lincoln Park
Categories: Make Way for Willie!, Nicknames
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part 2), Lisa the Beauty Queen, Homer and Apu
Winner: This Team is Doped Up Or Dyin' Or Something
Best Team Name: How Many Trivia Hosts Will There Be? One At First, But He'll Train Others

1. This Team is Doped Up Or Dyin' Or Something - 46.5 pts
2. Gloria Vanderbilt, Out for Revenge - 45.5 pts
3. Born to Runner Up - 44.5 pts
4. The Lombardo Method - 44 pts
5. You're Just In Time for Sponge Bath the Trivia Hosts Day! - 41.5 pts
6. Spin the Middle Top Wise - 41 pts
7. Extra! Extra! Todd Smells! - 40 pts
8. How Many Simpsons Trivia Hosts Will There Be? One at First, but He'll Train Others - 39.5 pts
9. Hey Neil, We Heard Your Trivia Went Into a Restaurant and Ate Everything in The Restaurant and They Had to Close the Restaurant - 39 pts
10. Charmed... Ummm, a Googley Doogley - 38.5 pts
11. Hit the Change of Venue Button! Now! Oh no, You're in Replay! - 38 pts
12. Neil, Crackers Are a Team Food. Happy Teams. Maybe Single Players Eat Crackers, We 
Don't Know. Frankly, We Don't Want to Know. It's a Market We Could Do Without. - 37 pts
13. "I just took your round one--- I got a zero!" "GOOD LORD, A ZERO?!" - 36 pts
14. Neil, Why'd You Bring Me to a Gay Trivia Night? I Don't Know, Aaron! - 35.5 pts
15. Barney's Film Had Heart but Simpsons Trivia Night Had Simpsons Trivia Night - 34 pts
16. Lisa Needs Braces - 24.5 pts
17. Better Than Most Kinds of Dirt - 24 pts
18. The Bee Sharps - 12 pts

May 20th, 2019 - Chicago

Location: Replay Lincoln Park
Categories: Lionel Hutz, Butts
Episodes: Secrets of a Successful Marriage, Homerpalooza, Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part One)
Winner: Neglecterinos
Best Team Name: What did you do after you were ejected from Simpsons Trivia? / We pretty much went straight home. / You're under oath. / We drove around until 3am looking for another Simpsons trivia / And when you couldn't find one? / We went shitposting.

1. Neglecterinos. - 49 pts
2. Wait A Minute.. You Didn't Learn How Game of Thrones Ended… We Won! - 48 pts
3. I Sure Could Go for A 100 Tacos - 47 pts
4. Jeremy's Iron - 46 pts
5.I hope Alabama women don't take our attempts to destroy their bodily autonomy too seriously. - 45.5 pts
5. We Think You're Cool Aaron & Neil / Kathy, That Was Mean - 45.5 pts
7. The sprinklers that go ffffffsssssttttt - 43.5 pts
7. Sexy Mulder, FBI
9. My Team Has Plans to Beat Up All Sorts of Trivia Hosts. That'll Teach Em to Drag Their Feet On My Clever Team Names - 41.5 pts
10. Those Rowdy Member of Chug-A-Lug House - 39.5 pts
10. Dr. Nick Triviera - 39.5 pts
12. What did you do after you were ejected from Simpsons Trivia? / We pretty much went straight home. / You're under oath. / We drove around until 3am looking for another Simpsons trivia / And when you couldn't find one? / We went shitposting. - 39 pts
13. The Trash-Eating Stink Bags - 36 pts
14. What do you do if you want something that looks like a Simpsons Trivia host? / Ehh, we usually just tape a bunch of cats together. - 34.5 pts
14. Chapter 2: So Your Pressure is Dropping - 34.5 pts
16. Jeremy Irons  - 32.5 pts
17. The Simpsonian - 32 pts
18. What a Crappy Candle - 31.5 pts
19. Bort Jass - 29.5 pts
20. Freezer Geezer - 25.5 pts

June 11th, 2019 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Springfield Mobs, Toys
Episodes : Flaming Moe's, Homer's Barber Shop Quartet, Bart of Darkness
Winners : Kids, Let Me Tell You About Another So-Called Wicked Trivia Team. They Had Long Hair, and Some Wild Ideas, and They Didn't Always Do What Other People Thought Was Right. And That Team's Name Was... I Forget. But the Point Is... I Forget That Too. Chris, You Know Who I'm Talking About! They Used to Drive That Blue Car
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Are They Booing Kevin Durant? No Sir, They're Saying "Boo-Rant"

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1. Kids, Let Me Tell You About Another So-Called Wicked Trivia Team. They Had Long Hair, and Some Wild Ideas, and They Didn't Always Do What Other People Thought Was Right. And That Team's Name Was... I Forget. But the Point Is... I Forget That Too. Chris, You Know Who I'm Talking About! They Used to Drive That Blue Car. - 47 pts
2. They Should Call This a Laaaarge Island Iced Tea! - 46.5 pts
3. Excuse Me, Sir. Do You Like to Laugh? - 44.5 pts
3. Some Kind of Non-Giving Up Trivia Team - 44.5 pts
3. We Tried to Enroll in Trivia But Chris Turned Us Away Because of Our Shabby Clothes - 44.5 pts
6. This Winners Table is Like All the Other Tables, Except For One Important Difference. Oh Wait, They Took That Out. Yes, It Is Just Like All the Other Tables. - 43.5 pts
7. We're All Aware of Chris's Problems, But Compared to Matt Smith, She's Judge Freaking Reinhold! - 42 pts
7. Are They Booing Kevin Durant? No Sir, They're Saying "Boo-Rant" - 42 pts
9. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless! - 40.5 pts
10. Oh Mr. Mooney, Our Team's Just Gotta Meet Bob Cummings. Dwaaaaah... - 40 pts
10. Sex Cauldron - 40 pts
12. This Team Doesn't Even Play Their Own Instruments - 38 pts
13. Can't Someone Else Do It? - 36.5 pts
13. I Can't Believe We Spent Ten Thousand Dollars For this Trivia. What the Heck Was That Lab Fee For? - 36.5 pts
15. A Team From a Country That No Longer Exists - 34.5 pts
16. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 33.5 pts
17. A Million Poets Could Try For a Million Years and Still Describe But Three-Eighths of a Team Name - 30.5 pts
18. Lovematic Grampas - 28.5 pts
19. Kawhi and the Cloneasaurus - 27.5 pts
20. Hey Kids, We're Eating Dinner Tonight! (did you seriously think we were going to write that whole thing again?) - 24.5 pts
21. Family, Religion, Friendship. These are the Three Demons You Must Slay If You Wish to Succeed in Business. When Opportunity Knocks You Don't Want to Be Driving to a Maternity Hospital or Sitting in Some Phoney-Baloney Church. Or Synagogue. - 23 pts
21. Let Me Compu-Global-Hyper-Meganet That For You - 23 pts
23. Man Getting Hit by Football - 22.5 pts
24. The B Phlats - 21.5 pts
25. Go Banana! - 21 pts
26. Tipsy McStagger & The Surlies - 11 pts

June 6, 2019 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : Chainsaw
Categories : Otto, Animals
Episodes : Lisa the Simpson, Mom and Pop Art, The Joy of Sect
Winners : Rowdy Roddy Peepers
Best Team Name : The Christ Punchers

1. Rowdy Roddy Peepers (Tiebreaker) - 44 pts
2. Ain't No Light Rail, Ain't Neva Was - 44 pts
3. Table 5 - 43 pts
4. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team - 38 pts
5. The Christ Punchers - 35.5 pts
6. Fireworks: The Silent Killer - 24 pts
7. JeHomers Witness - 16 pts

June 3, 2019 - Hamilton

Location:  Levity Comedy Club, Hamilton
Winner: 'You Hate Dad' Is Up By A Touchdown
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Does Gerry's Withered Face Remind You Of The Grim Spectre of Death?

1. 'You Hate Dad' Is Up By A Touchdown                                   46      

2. Levity Is Just A Comedy Club Where They Host Simpsons
And Other Non Box-Related Trivia                                             43.5

3. Play Honestly?  No, Phones Allowed!                                    42.5

4. Dr. Hillbillie And The Iron Yuppie                                            42

5. The Movementarians                                                                       40.5

5. Animals ARe A Lot Like Trivia Hosts.  Some Of Them Act
Badly Because they've Had A Hard Life Or Have Been 
Mistreated.  But Like Trivia Hosts, Some Of Them Are Just
Jerks                                                                                          40.5

7. I Can't Believe It's Come To This.
    Come To What
    Moving Simpsons Trivia 19km Across Town                          40

8. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They
Bark They Shoot Bees At You                                                             38.5

9. 64 Slices Of American Cheese                                              34

10. Does Gerry's Withered Face Remind You Of The Grim 
Spectre of Death?                                                                        33
11. Okay Mr. Hall, What's Your Team Name?  I Don't Know.      32
12. It's German For The, Gerry Hall, The                                    30.5
13. We Love Sax On The Beach                                                 30
14. Gerry Hall, Wittiest Of The Trivia Hosts...What's That? You
Want Me To Drink You?  But I'm In The Middle Of A Trivia 
Game!                                                                                          29
15. Be Sharps                                                                              26.5
16. Team Discovery Channel                                                       15
17. Dammit We Tried                                                                   12
18. The Scienticians                                                                    1.5