February 23, 2019 - Calgary

February 23, 2019 - Calgary

Location : Dickens Pub
Winners : Needlessly long trivia names? That's a pandarin'! Name dropping the hosts in a team name? That's a pandarin'! Pandering' to a bar full of Simpsons nerds? Oh you better believe that's a pandarin'!

1. Needlessly long trivia names? That's a pandarin'! Name dropping the hosts in a team name? That's a pandarin'! Pandering' to a bar full of Simpsons nerds? Oh you better believe that's a pandarin'! 48

2. Kippers for breakfast aunt Helga? Is it dioramarama already? Tis, replied aunt Helga! 47

3. A letter from Simpsons trivia 45.5

4. You gotta come up with a team name people will remember you by! Can't someone else do it? Can't someone else do it! That's perfect! 43

5. Hello there, I am here to announce our name for Simpsons trivia thus completing my plea bargain with the good people of Dickens pub and the Calgary Police 42

6. My trivia team is brilliant with lots of well thought out practical answers. They're insuring the success of our trivia team for years to come and oh yes their personal hygiene is above reproach 41

7. Sponge!? 34.5

8. I've had one of my unpredictable changes of heart. Seeing these fine young diorama makers reveling in the humiliation of a vanquished foe. I haven't felt this energized since my last bowling 34

9. Gummi Venus de Milos 34

10. Yeah well, scooby-doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter! 33.5

11. The bottom rung of society now that the cold snap killed all those hobos 32

12. The legitimate businessman's social club 30.5

13. Oh yeah? C'mere a minute! 29

14. Not Lenny! 27

15. Oh trivia hosts, I'd kiss you if you weren't swimming with disease 25.5

16. Tanaribuchi heavy manufacturing concern 24.5

17. Excuse me, our team is also named Bort 23

18. Sidewalk surfing cube-gleamers 21

19. Team discovery channel 19

20. Snowball II 14.5

21. Honk if you're horny 3

February 19th, 2019 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Romantic Homer & Marge Moments, Unromantic Moments (Bonus Hallowe'en Round!)
Episodes : Black Widower, Bart's Girlfriend, Bart's Friend Falls In Love
Winners : Bikini Girls, Dune Buggies, Daredevil Surfers, Ordinarily This Bar Would Be Swarming With Them But Not Today. Oh No! They’ve Been Cleared Out to Make Way for Painstaking Trivia Preparation!

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1. Bikini Girls, Dune Buggies, Daredevil Surfers, Ordinarily This Bar Would Be Swarming With Them But Not Today. Oh No! They’ve Been Cleared Out to Make Way for Painstaking Trivia Preparation! - 45.5 pts

2. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers Doing the Monster Mash With You This Presidents Day Weekend! - 45 pts

3. Hens Love Roosters! Geese Love Ganders! Everyone Loves Team Hatless - 44.5 pts

4. Don’t Let the Haircuts Fool You, We’re Exceedingly Wealthy - 43.5 pts

5. I’ve Had It With This Trivia, Chris! The Low Test Scores, Team After Team Of Ugly, Ugly Children! - 43 pts

5. Sex Cauldron - 43 pts

5. The Founding Fathers, Astronauts, and World Series Heroes Who Are Either Drunk or On Cocaine - 43 pts

8. Family, Religion, Friendship. These Are The Three Demons You Must Slay If You Wish To Succeed in Simpsons Trivia - 38.5 pts

9. Trivia Has Ruined My Life, I’m 31 Years Old - 37.5 pts

10. Chris, The Answer To All 50 Questions Is: Fried Green Tomatoes - 37 pts

11. Lovematic Grandpa - 36 pts

12. The Playing of Simpsons Trivia Is a Lot Like a Good Marriage.... Just Play The Damn Trivia!! - 32.5 pts

12. Team Bort - 32.5 pts

14. The Neon Claws of Gamblor - 28.5 pts

15. The Sickos At Modern Bride Magazine - 27 pts

16. The Scienticians (uh...) - 25.5 pts

17. The Chazwazzers - 24 pts

18. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That’s Ever Sucked - 19.5 pts

February 20, 2019 - Indianapolis

Location: Tappers Arcade Bar

Categories: Romantic Interests, The Lovejoys

Episodes: I Love Lisa, A Milhouse Divided 

Winner: This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate

1. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate - 52

2. Eat Up Martha - 51.5

3. Nuke The Whales - 51

4. Sweet Mint Julep - 47
5. Honor Rollers - 45
6. You May Remember Us From Such Trivia Nights As Last Month - 44
7. Team Discovery Channel - 41

8. Fort Sensible - 39

9. A Jolly Rancher Is Not A Sprinkle - 37
10. Comic Relief - 11

February 18th, 2019 - Chicago

Location: Replay Lincoln Park
Categories: Moe Szyslak, Video Games
Episodes: Duffless, I Love Lisa
Winner: Hi, I'm Neil Arsenty. You May Remember Me from Such Simpsons-Related Films as Designated Trivia Hosts: The Life-Saving Nerds and 19 Extra Seasons of the Simpsons Reduces Artistic Integrity (tie-breaker)
Best Team Name: Let's All Remember Warren and Aaron's Hosting of Simpsons Trivia, and Not The Sordid Details of their Final Years So Let's Keep the Team Names Tasteful

1. Hi, I'm Neil Arsenty. You May Remember Me from Such Simpsons-Related Films as Designated Trivia Hosts: The Life-Saving Nerds and 19 Extra Seasons of the Simpsons Reduces Artistic Integrity - 47 pts (tie-breaker)
2. Aaron and Warren's Right of Terror is Over. Now Let Us Welcome Our New Neil Arsenty: Neil Arsenty! Oh and Aaron's Here Too - 47 pts
3. Crowds Make Us Gassy - 44.5 pts
4. Attention: Replay Lincoln Park: Your Bar Has Been Taken Over By An All-Star Team of Freelance Simpsons Fans - 43.5 pts
5. Puppy Goo Goo, Fetch Me A Dream - 41 pts
5. Let's All Remember Warren and Aaron's Hosting of Simpsons Trivia, and Not The Sordid Details of their Final Years So Let's Keep the Team Names Tasteful - 41 pts
7. The Team That Brought Neil Arsenty the Head of Colonel Montoya, Now Where's Our Shiny New Donkey? - 38 pts
8. Can't We Have One Trivia Night That Doesn't End With Us Digging Up A Corpse? - 37 pts
8. Bovine University - 37 pts
10. We Need to Be Less Like A Simpsons Trivia Team and More Like a Waltons Trivia Team - 36.5 pts
11. Yes, Simpsons Trivia Has Come a Long Way Since Some Drunk Hosted an Illegal Simpsons Lottery to Pay Off His Gambling Debts. Who Knows What Adventures They'll Have Between Now and the Time Simpsons Trivia Becomes Unprofitable - 34.5 pts
12. That's It! You People Have Stood In My Way Long Enough! I'm Going to Simpsons Trivia! - 33.5 pts
13. Hi, I'm Neil Arsenty. You May Remember Me from Such Simpsons Trivia Nights as "Stop the Pizzeria Serio, I Want To Get Off" - 30 pts
13. We Are The Adequate, Forgettable Occasionally Regrettable Caretaker Presidents of the USA! - 30 pts
15. The Adequate, Forgettable Occasionally Regrettable Caretaker Presidents of the United States - 25.5 pts
16. Okay, Let's Make a Pact, This is Gonna Be the Best Simpsons Trivia Ever Or We'll All Agree to Disband and Join Other Teams - 22 pts
17. We Are the Lizard Queens! - 21.5 pts
18. The Flying Hellfish - 20.5 pts
18. El Barto - 20.5 pts
18. The Flaming Molemans - 20.5 pts
21. Sideshow Bob Vallas - 14 pts
22. Springfield Tire Fire - 5.5 pts
23. Matsumura Fishworks - 5 pts
24. Moleman Prophecies - 3 pts

February 13, 2019 - St. Catharines

Location: Gord's Place - St. Catharines
Winner:  Do not touch, Gerry!  Good Advice.
Winner Best Team Name: Just remember, one of our trivia hosts is a cannibal!  Try to guess which one (we think you'll be pleasantly surprised).

1. Do not touch, Gerry!  Good Advice.                                            49

2. And as for Gerry, he shouldn't have mouthed off like that.         47.5

3. Gerry, the teams have made you their mohter.  You're not 
the hot love object you deserve to be.                                            46

3. Aurora Trivialis                                                                                  46
5. Trivia hosts are a lot like refridgerators                                       43

6. Just remember, one of our trivia hosts is a cannibal!  Try to
guess which one (we think you'll be pleasantly surprised)              39.5

7. Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those two trivia teams are killing 
each other!                                                                                      37,5 

7.  It seems like the questions were asked by the very person 
that was hosting trivia night (how ironic)                                            37.5

9. Kang and Kodos                                                                         25

10. Supernintendo Chalmers                                                          8

11. United Homer                                                                            5

January 15, 2019 - St. Catharines

Location: Gord's Place - St. Catharines
Winner:  The average Simpsons trivai fan has no need for a medium sized belt
Winner Best Team Name: Oyster Gerry

1. The average Simpsons trivai fan has no need for a medium 

sized belt                                                                                         48

2. Ann Landers is a boring old biddy                                              45

3. Gerry's Hairdo looks so queer                                                    42.5

4. Bigger Than Jesus                                                                             35

5. Oyster Gerry                                                                                    28.5

                                                      

February 7, 2019 – Brooklyn, NY

Location: The Kings Beer Hall
Categories: Patty and Selma; S-E-X
Episodes: I Love Lisa (Technical Difficulties); Bart's Girlfriend; Grade School Confidential
Winner: Sex Cauldron!

1. Sex Cauldron!, 47.5 pts
2. Heh heh. You know, he DID say "wall" a lot., 47 pts
3. Congratulations on your new job Karl!, 46 pts
4. "Hey, we're out of these New Dan cookies." "Well, open up the 'stick with your Dan' barrel." [Winner: Best team name], 44.5 pts
5. Trivia no function beer well without, 44 pts
6. Honk if You Love Cookies!, 43.5 pts
7. The following Dans will not be killed by me.... That is all, 40 pts
8. I said "French Fries!", 37.5 pts
9. I love every Host I see, from Chim-Dan-A to Chim-Dan-Z, 36.5 pts
10. Gigantic Asses, 32 pts
11. Swank Addicts Anonymous, 31 pts
12. Hired Dans?, 30 pts
12. SEX! Now that I've got your attention, this is our team name!, 30 pts
12. Twirling Towards Freedom!, 30 pts
15. Sandal-Wearing Goldfish Tenders, 29 pts
16. The team with electricity, but it has too much electricity, so I don't know you might want to wear a hat..., 27 pts
17. Hopping Mad Collections Agency, 26.5 pts
18. "I am not a butt!", 21 pts
19. Hans Swoleman, 14.5 pts