January 21st, 2019- Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio (one last time!)
Categories: Barney Gumble, Goodybe
Episodes: Selma's Choice, Marge on the Lam, Bart Gets an Elephant
Winner: Hey Aaron, Remember When Warren Had You In That Headlock And You Screamed "I'm A Hemophiliac!" And When He Let You Go, You Kicked Him In The Back? Will You Teach Us How To Do That?
Best Team Name: Muchas Gracias, Aaron And Warren, Por Todas Las Memorias... Y Super Gracias A Goya! [with corresponding can of Goya beans]

1. Hey Aaron, Remember When Warren Had You In That Headlock And You Screamed "I'm A Hemophiliac!" And When He Let You Go, You Kicked Him In The Back? Will You Teach Us How To Do That? - 48 pts
2. Holy Smokes! This Team Needs Booze! - 46.5 pts
3. A Trivia Night That Doesn't Know The Meaning Of The Word "Cancelled" - 46 pts
4. Muchas Gracias, Aaron And Warren, Por Todas Las Memorias... Y Super Gracias A Goya! - 45 pts
5. The Pimps And The Chuds - 43.5 pts
6. Damn Weiner Kids - 42.5 pts
7. Greasy Thugs - 41.5 pts
8. One Day, You're The Most Important Trivia Hosts That Ever Lived. The Next Day, You're Just Some Schmoes Working In A Box Factory - 40 pts
9. I Predict Our New Aaron and Warren-less Trivia Will Be Even Better Than Our Previous Brand. People Like Trivia For Its Robust Pizza And Beer, Not For Trivia Host Content... Well That's The End Of Simpsons Trivia - 39.5 pts
10. It's Time For The Local Game That Was Called Distasteful And Purile By A Panel Of Hillbillies - 38.5 pts
10. Have You Considered Any Of The Other Simpsons Trivias? They're All Pretty Much The Same - 38.5 pts
10. Gee Aaron. You Sure Do Suck Tonight. Yeah, Suck Like A Fantastic Mr. Fox! - 38.5 pts
13. Stupid Sexy Mr. Black - 38 pts
13. Kill... Wealthy... Dowager - 38 pts
15.Aaron's Calling You Fatty-Fatty-Fat-Fat And Warren's Planning To Pull Down Your Pants. But No One's Trying To Kill You - 37.5 pts
16. Now I'm Here To Tell You About The Only Real Path To Simpsons Trivia Success. That's Right, It's The Aaron And Warren Something Or Other - 35 pts
17. The Team That's Burned on The Outside But Frozen On The Inside So It Evens Out - 34.5 pts
17. Keep Hosting Trivia Or I'll Pound Your Withered Old Face In. (Shakes Fist Menacingly) - 34.5 pts
19. Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Food Magorium And Great American Steakery - 34 pts
20. So The People Of WooHoo Classic Simpsons Trivia Learned To Function As A Society. Eventually They Were Rescued From Pizzeria Serio By... Oh Let's Say Neil - 32.5 pts
20. We're The Moe Syszlak Experience, Featuring Tyler - 32.5 pts
22. Listen, Mr. Big Shot, If You're Looking For The Kind Of Team That Takes Abuse And Never Sticks Up For Themselves, We're Your Team! - 31.5 pts
23. Stacycon '94 - 31 pts
24. Oh, You Want The Mr. Plow Who Plows Snow. This Is Tony Plow, Who Wins Best Team Name - 27.5 pts
25. But Marge! The Trivia Guys Are Expecting Me. Aaron And Warren And That Guy Who Calls Me Neil. - 26 pts
26. A Bee Bit My Bottom. Now My Bottom's Big. - 24 pts
27. Capital City Goofballs - 22.5 pts
28. Teammed Hams - 21.5 pts
29. My Team Is Also Named Bort - 20.5 pts
30. The Team That Ate Everybody - 18 pts
31. Mojo The Helper Monkeys - 4 pts

January 20, 2019 - Calgary

January 20, 2019 - Calgary

Location:  Dickens Pub
Winner: Snowball 3-5s chance in hell
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  We've been coming to Simpsons trivia for 3 years and have never won Parade of names... that's a bloody outrage it is! I am taking this straight to the trivia host! Hey, Mr. Trivia host! ADAM!!!

1. Snowball 3-5s chance in hell 47.5

2. The Popli Kids 47

3. The international drainage commission 46.5

4. Are you trying to say that Colin and Ife are bad trivia hosts? No, no the man and his boy! The boy's name is Shaya I don't know the name of the man 44.5

5. We've been coming to Simpsons trivia for 3 years and have never won Parade of names... that's a bloody outrage it is! I am taking this straight to the trivia host! Hey, Mr. Trivia host! ADAM!!! 43.5

6. What advantages does this Simpsons trivia have over say a train, which I could also afford? 43

7. The table 205 story: Booze, drugs, guns, lies, blackmail and laughter 41.5
8. Bad neighbor 40.5

9. Christ Punchers 40


10. With socks in their mouths and blood on the doorknobs and you can't twist it, our name is about the budget 38

11. Cheese eating surrender monkeys 38
12. Dolphin Domination 37


13. Too crazy for Dickens Pub, too much of a dick for crazy pub 33.5

14. No, No! our trivia team has not disbanded we were on an 8 month hiatus 32.5
15. What is it, a Unitarian? 30


16. What's a gyme? Oh a gyme! 29

17. Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9/10 orphans can't tell the difference 27.5

18. Discovery channel 25.5

January 8, 2019 - 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY - Hamilton

Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: NEEEERDSSS!
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Without knowing exactly what the prizes are, would you suggest our trivia contestants crack open each other's heads and feast on the goo inside?

1. NEEEERDSSS!                                                                     49.5       

2. I'm peeing on the seat!  Now I'm returning to trivia

hosting without washing my hands.  But it doesn't matter 

because I'm Gerry Hall                                                            49

3. We don't like the term monsters.  We prefer freaks 
or mutants                                                                               48

4. Family, religion, friendship...these are the three demons
you must slay to be successful in trivia.                                   47

5. The team where nothing can possi...bly go wrong               45.5

6. Without knowing exactly what the prizes are, would you 
suggest our trivia contestants crack open each other's heads 
and feast on the goo inside?                                                     41.5

7. If by 'wank' you mean 'Simpsons Trivia' then stand back,
it's wanking time!                                                                      40.5

8. Gerry Hall is a brilliant man with many well thought out 
questions and will ensure the financial security of the 
Honest Lawyer for years to come.  And his personal 
hygiene is above reporach.                                                              39.5

9. Comb back zinc...come back!                                               38.5

10. You only win trivia by cheating, which Gerry always
taught us was wrong.                                                                 38
11. Simpsons Trivia Diamond Jubilee X-travaganza                  34.5
12. Gerry, are you looking at naked ladies?  No, mother.
You sissy!                                                                                   34
13. Thrillho                                                                                 9.5

January 8th, 2019 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Ralph, Clothing
Episodes : War of the Simpsons, Mr. Plow, Some Enchanted Evening
Winners: Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We're an Obese Team Trapped Inside a Fat Team's Body
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : During the Trivia, Our Team Will Hide Under Some Coats and Hope That Somehow Everything Will Work Out

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1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We're an Obese Team Trapped Inside a Fat Team's Body - 49.5 pts
2. Sex Cauldron - 48.5 pts
3. Always Comes in Second - 48 pts
4. The Team With Bees in Our Mouths and When We Answer Questions We Shoot Bees at You - 47.5 pts
5. Remember Our Team? We're Back... In Pog Form! - 46.5 pts
6. Gigantic Asses - 45 pts
7. During the Trivia, Our Team Will Hide Under Some Coats and Hope That Somehow Everything Will Work Out - 43.5 pts
8. Those Rowdy Members of Chug-a-Lug House - 42 pts
9. The Crazy Old Man Singers - 39 pts
10. What's the Point of Going to Simpsons Trivia? We're Just Gonna End Up Back Here Anyway - 38 pts
11. A Joint Venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern - 36 pts
12. We Think Our Name is Mother Shabooboo Now - 34.5 pts
13. A Bunch of Cats Taped Together - 33.5 pts
14. Don't Have Metal Stucco Lathe? That's Okay, This Team Has Carbon Fibre Stucco Lathe! - 33 pts
14. The B-Sharps - 33 pts
16. The Dr. Nick Trivieras - 32.5 pts
17. The Team That Would Rather Let a Thousand Guilty Men Go Free Than Chase After Them - 32 pts
18. The Duds - 30.5 pts
19. The Attractive Cousins - 26 pts
20. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 25 pts
21. Your Trivia Team Better Work, Nerdlinger! - 19 pts
22. Tainted Krusty Brand Mayonnaise - 16 pts
23. We Tried Nothing and We're All Out of Ideas - 13.5 pts
24. You Coo Coo Cooze Me? - 10.5 pts
25. Fruit is Nature's Candy - 9 pts
26. Isotopes - 8.5 pts
27. The Steamed Hams - 4.5 pts

January 3, 2019 – Brooklyn, NY

Location: The Kings Beer Hall
Categories: Groundskeeper Willie; Fake News
Episodes: Itchy and Scratchy Land; Separate Vocations; The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
Winner: (Pointing at a picture of Dan and Dan) He's bad, but he'll die. I like it

1. (Pointing at a picture of Dan and Dan) He's bad, but he'll die. I like it., 49 pts
2. Hello Mr. Dons. We bad want donuts now. We sick., 48.5 pts
3. Dan alive! There are Dan alive in here!, 45.5 pts
4. Out with Gout '88, 44 pts
5. Or what, you'll release the Dans? or the Dans? or the Dans with the Dans in their mouths, and when they do trivia they shoot Dans at you?, 44 pts (Winner of Dan and Dan’s favorite team name this month)
6. Ms. Astor and the Jealous Jockeys, 43.5 pts
7. Hey Dan, whatsamatter? You no talka witha you accenta no more!, 43 pts
8. This next team likes women who take their clothes off for money, 42 pts
9. Starland Vocal Trivia Team, 41 pts
10. Database, Report Card and Lisa, 40 pts
11. Even when it was the bears, we knew it was the Dans, 35.5 pts
12. Ariraga II, 35 pts
13. Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp, 34.5 pts
14. Mom, you're always trying to get me to do Simpsons Trivia, what is it with you? I just think the Dans are neat!, 34.5 pts
15. Friends with Benevans (Stanchiano), 34 pts
16. It's hard to do trivia when you keep spilling meat tenderizer on us, 31.5 pts
17. Nachos, Flander Style, 30.5 pts
18. The Sex Cauldron, 30 pts
19. A name that's witty at first, but seems less funny each time you hear it, 28.5 pts
20. No hustle either, Skip!, 27.5 pts
21. The 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 24.5 pts
22. Justice for Frank Grimes, 21 pts
23. Vote for Kodos, 15.5 pts
24. The 1996 Denver Broncos, 11 pts
25. Otto Erotic Asphyxiation, 6 pts