Sunday, December 30, 2018

December 22, 2018 - Calgary


Location : Dickens Pub
Categories : Sideshow Mel, Karol along with Krusty
Winners : What? It's not Maggagies birthday?
Best Team Name : This team engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other (now that's trivia)

1. What? It's not Maggagies birthday? 49 2. Funzo and the galaxy of prawns 47.5 3. Hello, Shaya and Adam? This is detective Don Brodka, from Dickens security. That's right Don Brodka. Your sound guy Ezra has been caught shoplifting. Uh-huh. Yeah it's a shame I know but well try and have a merry Christmas. 46.5
4. Allied Biscuits the cracker exclusively for single people 46 5. The Popli Kids 45.5 Do not touch - Willie 41
6. We got this trivia sheet for Christmas. It was filled out by a team of children with crayon. The answer to five was fries. 41 7. Using your cell phone, that's a paddlin. Yelling out the answers, that's a paddlin. Paddlin the hosts.... oh you better believe that's a paddlin 27 8. Not Pride but less Shame 33.5 Mr. Sparkle 22

Sunday, December 16, 2018

December 12, 2018 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Wiggum, Christmas
Episodes : Cartridge Family, Selma's Choice, Grift of the Magi
Winners : Good Team Name... Good, not great
Best Team Name : This team engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other (now that's trivia)

1. Good Team Name... Good, not great - 46 pts
2. The Blurst of Teams - 45 pts
3. This team engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other (now that's trivia) - 40.5 pts
4. Bang Bang Bort - 39 pts
4. The Wildcats - 39 pts
6. Love in the Time of Scurvy - 9.5 pts


Saturday, December 15, 2018

December 11th, 2018 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Lionel Hutz, Questions of Christmas Trivia Past!
Episodes : Miracle on Evergreen Terrace, Marge Be Not Proud, Mountain of Madness
Winners : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We Pulled Our Heads Out of the Oven and Replaced it With a Plump Christmas Goose
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Hi, We're Trivia Team. You May Know Us From Trivia Nights Such as Christmas Trivia and Christmas Trivia Goes to Summer Camp

Thank you to all the teams who helped us raise $1200 for the Daily Bread Food Bank!!!! You've embiggened our hearts by making sure people can be like Homer and have all they can eat!!

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

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1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We Pulled Our Heads Out of the Oven and Replaced it With a Plump Christmas Goose - 48.5 pts
2. Blowback From the Wig Offensive - 45 pts
2. Uh, Ms. Brazeau, I Have a Crazy Friend Who Says It's Wrong To Play Simpsons Trivia. Is He Crazy? No, Just Ignorant - 45 pts
4. Hello, Miss Brazeau? This is Team Brodka from Try-N-Save Security. That's Right, Team Brodka. Your Friend Matt Smith Has Been Caught Shoplifting. Uh Huh. Yeah. It's a Shame, I Know, But... Well, Try To Have a Merry Christmas. - 43 pts
5. Sex Cauldron - 42 pts
5. The FBI Light Opera Society - 42 pts
5. You've Got To Listen To Me. *Elementary* Chaos Theory Tells Us That All Trivia Teams Will Eventually Turn Against Their Hosts - 42 pts
8. The Blurst of Times - 41.5 pts
9. The Team That Almost Wasn't, But Then Was - 40.5 pts
10. Lovematic Grampas - 34.5 pts
11. Annual Gift Men Who Live on the Moon - 32.5 pts
12. Four Bad Neighbours - 31.5 pts
13. Worker and Parasite - 30 pts
14. Gigantic Asses - 29.5 pts
14. Save Me Jeebus! - 29.5 pts
16. I'd Have Called the Team Chazzwozzers - 28.5 pts
16. International Drainage Commission - 28.5 pts
16. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 28.5 pts
19. Mr. Kookalamanza and-a Some-a Real Ugly Kid - 28 pts
20. The Presidents of the Fox Network - 27.5 pts
21. Globex Corporation - 27 pts
21. Hi, We're Trivia Team. You May Know Us From Trivia Nights Such as Christmas Trivia and Christmas Trivia Goes to Summer Camp - 27 pts
23. Alaska and Hawaii, the Freak States - 26.5 pts
23. In Your Face, Space Coyote! - 26.5 pts
25. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net - 25 pts
26. Do Not Touch Willie - 23.5 pts
26. Former President James Taylor - 23.5 pts
28. The Thompsons - 19.5 pts
29. I Need to Purchase a Brassiere, You Kids Wait in the Credit Department - 19 pts
30. Hopelessly Unprepared - 12.5 pts
31. Jeremy's Irons - 12 pts
32. Aurora Trivialis - 8.5 pts

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

December 10th, 2018 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Mr. Burns, Toys
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting On an Open Fire, Marge Be Not Proud, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
Winner: Christmas Ape Goes to Trivia
Best Team Name: Children, I'll Be Frank. In the Event of Nuclear War, We Can Only Save Our Best and Brightest. Therefore, Space in the Fallout Shelter Will Be Reserved for Pizzeria Serio, Neil Arsenty, Our Championship Trivia Team and Warren but Not Aaron

1. Christmas Ape Goes to Trivia - 46.5 pts
2. Okay, We're Not Going to Win Trivia This Month. In Fact, We're Probably the Last Team in the World Who Should Win... Well... wait... Can We Start Again? - 45 pts
3. Thrillho-ho-ho - 41.5 pts
4. Daddy's Chubbie Little Secret - 41 pts
5. Simpsons Trivia Chicago: Where Rounds Three Through Five Are a Baffling Ordeal - 40 pts
6. (Jimmy Stewart Voice) I Don't Have Your Trivia Answers. The Answers Are in Aaron's House and Warren's House! - 39.5 pts
6. Ich Ben Ein Simpsons Trivia Player! ...Ugh, I Need a Drink and a Shower 39.5 pts
8. Well You Have a Trivia Problem! - 36.5 pts
9. Sorry, Aaron. Warren and I Are Going Out for Gelato. We'd Ask You to Come but... You Know... - 34.5 pts
10. Welcome to Simpsons Trivia. I Am Carvallo. Now, Choose a Drink. You Have Selected "Malort". May I suggest Literally Anything Else? Malort. Now, Enter The Force of Your Drinking. I Recommend Power Chug. You Have Selected to Sip Slowly. Malort is in Sinuses. Do You Want to Drink Again? You Have Selected "No." - 33 pts
11. Krusty's Non Denominational Holiday Trivia Team - 32.5 pts
12. A Thin Team Made of Fish, Vegetables, Prawns and Four Kinds of Rice - 31.5 pts
13. Krusty the Clown's Other Illegitimate Children - 27 pts
14. Arriaga 2 - 26 pts
15. Children, I'll Be Frank. In the Event of Nuclear War, We Can Only Save Our Best and Brightest. Therefore, Space in the Fallout Shelter Will Be Reserved for Pizzeria Serio, Neil Arsenty, Our Championship Trivia Team and Warren but Not Aaron - 25.5 pts
16. Lee Carvallo's Trivia Challenge - 20 pts
17. Hell Damn Fart - 10.5 pts
18. My Mom Says I'm Cool- 9.5 pts
19. The Annoyed Grunts- 5 pts

December 3, 2018 - Hamilton


Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: A Few Prawns Short Of A Galaxy
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  A Krusty Burger?  That Doesn't Soud Too Appetizing.  What Kind Of Stews Do You Have Today?

1. A Few Prawns Short Of A Galaxy                                         48.5       
2. Helloooo Mr. Bush                                                               46.5
3. Wiggum Forever, Gerry Never!                                            46
4. Mr. Hall, I Don't Use The Word 'Hero' Very Often...But
You Sir, Are The Greatest Canadian Hero Who Ever Lived     43.5
5. The Honest Lawyer Works on Contingency?  No, Money
Down!                                                                                       42.5
6. A Krusty Burger?  That Doesn't Soud Too Appetizing.  
What Kind Of Stews Do You Have Today?                               42
6. Hey I've Only Been Here A Few Minutes.  What's 
Going On?                                                                                42
8. My Name Is Gerry And I'm An Alcoholic.  Mr. Hall This 
Is Simpsons Trivia.  Is It?  Or Is It That You Can't Admit
You Have A Problem?                                                                       41.5
9. Four Finger Discount                                                            37.5
10. Saskwatch                                                                          8