March 26, 2018 - Detroit

Location: Tipsy McStagger
Themes: Money, Dr. Nick
Episodes: The Cartridge Family, Homer Simpson in “Kidney Trouble”, Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
Winner: Secret Hobo Spices

1) Secret Hobo Spices - 45.5
2) Kwyjibo - 45.25
3) Elephants Don’t Have Keys - 44.0
4) Impeach Churchill - 41.5
5) Pin Pals - 35.0
6) Mmm... Open Faced Club Sand Wedge - 19.26

March 28, 2018 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Milhouse, Religion
Episodes : Lemon of Troy, They Saved Lisa's Brain
Winners : A Flavourless Team Called Trivia Marm, Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
Best Team Name: This team name is just between me and you, smashed hat

1. A Flavourless Team Called Trivia Marm - 45 pts
2. The Cheese-eating Surrender Monkeys - 42 pts
3. We're Crashing and Burning - 41.5 pts
4. Can't possABLIE have a wrong answer - 39.5 pts
5. This team name is just between me and you, smashed hat - 39.5 pts
6. Profoundly Pressing Package of Power Plant Profit Projections for Peter Porter in Pasadena - 39 pts
7. Ow my eye! I'm not supposed to get trivia in it - 37 pts
8. The Blurst of Teams - 37 pts
9. The Bone Dry Cuffs - 36 pts
6. Lousy Smarch Weather - 34 pts
7. Go back to Russia - 19.5 pts
8. Aurora Borealis Up in Your Kitchen - 14 pts

9. We the Purple - 8 pts

March 24, 2018 - Calgary

Location : Dickens Pub
Categories : Sideshow Bob, Vampires and Bats
Episodes : Rosebud, Burns' Heir, Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
Winners : Adam and Ezra: Two trivia hosts from Kabul (sometimes, I think they want to fail)
Best Team Name: The ingredients were... water, barley, hops, and alcohol which is used to retard Simpsons Trivia knowledge. Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this glass contained Sprinklebrau

1 Adam and Ezra: Two trivia hosts from Kabul (sometimes, I think they want to fail) 47
2 Amalgamated Spats 46
3 If we win the team name prize, we can use it to build a state of the art trivia facility where teams are held in place with magnets 41
4 Goodnight, Duckens. There will be no encores! 41
5 Your most expensive trivia team stuffed with your second most expensive trivia team 39.5
6 His name isn't Rudiger 39
7 The ingredients were... water, barley, hops, and alcohol which is used to retard Simpsons Trivia knowledge. Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this glass contained Sprinklebrau 38.5
8 The finger thing means the taxes 37.5
9 Skittlebrau for some, miniature Dickens flags for others 37
10 Our team name is Homer Junior. The kids can call us HoJu! 32.5
11 Max Power 31
12 My Retirement Grease 30.5
13 The Rory Calhouns 29.5
14 The Cows on Film 28.5
15 Bovine University Dropout Alumni 28
16 Travelling Terwilliger Trampolinists 26
17 Have the Rolling Stones killed 25.5
18 I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy store bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff 20
19 Coming Up Milhouse 9

20 I think we are called Mother Shabooboo now 8.5

March 19th - DIORAMA-RAMA - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Lisa, Alcohol

Episodes: They Saved Lisa's Brain, Brush with Greatness, Itchy & Scratchy Land

Winner:  An Election? That's One Of Those Deals Where They Close The Bars, Right?

Best Team Name: Alright, To Find Aaron And Warren, We Have To Think Like Aaron And Warren. "I'm A Big Trivia Weirdo And I Ask The Same Stupid Question Every Week." To Pizzeria Serio!

1.  An Election? That's One Of Those Deals Where They Close The Bars, Right?! - 46.5 pts

2. The Gays and the Italians - 46 pts

3. You Know, Simpsons Trivia Turned Into A Hardcore Sex Event So Gradually, I Barely Even Noticed  41 pts

4. One Of Our Team Members Is A Cannibal. Try To Guess Which One. I Think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised. - 40.5 pts

5. Simpsons Trivia? I Thought This Was "Honk If You're Horny" - 38.5 pts

5. Aaron and Warren, They Didn't Have Any Dessert Pizza, So We Got You Some Cigarettes (came with a plastic cup with two cigarettes in it) - 38.5 pts

7. Larry Flint is right! - 37 pts

8. Uh… I Have A Team Name… neh…neh… neh… - 36.5 pts

9.  Our Team Doesn't Need a Big Ad or Even Correct Speling - 35.5 pts

10. We Are From the Land of Chocolate - 32 pts

11. Mein Scrod Basket Has A First Name, It's L-I-T-T-L-E. Mein Scrod Basket Has A Second Name, It's P-W-A-G-M-A-T-T-A-S-Q-U-A-R-M-S-E-T-T-P-O-R-T - 31.5 pts

12. Down With Trivia, Up With Miniskirts - 29.5 pts

13. And Now The Coup De Gras; A Bitter Snowstorm - 29 pts

14. ♫Happy Birthday, Mary… Mary, It's Your Birthday♫ - 28.5 pts

14. Oh, I Have Had It. I Have Had It With This Trivia, Skinner! The Low Trivia Scores, Team After Team Of Ugly, Ugly Children - 28.5 pts

16. How about Ghost Mutt? - 27.5 pts

17. The Bar Trivia Turned Into A Hardcore Sex Contest So Gradually, I Didn't Even Notice - 26 pts

18. You Kids Don't Know Our Trivia Team? The Wild, Shirtless Lyrics Of Mark Farner? The Bong-Rattling Bass Of Mel Schacher? The Competent Drumwork of Dan Brewer? Oh, Man! - 18.5 pts

19. You Know What? I Have A Team Name. Perhaps You'd Like To Announce It. - 25 pts

20. I Love the Sexy Slither of a Lady Snake - 22.5 pts

21. Alright, To Find Aaron And Warren, We Have To Think Like Aaron And Warren. "I'm A Big Trivia Weirdo And I Ask The Same Stupid Question Every Week." To Pizzeria Serio! - 17 pts

22. Beat Up Martin, Eat Up Martha - 13.5 pts

23. Up And At Them - 12.5 pts

March 13th, 2018 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Unkie Herb, Homer's Odd Jobs
Episodes : Itchy and Scratchy Land, Marge on the Lam, Homer Alone
Winners : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: The Drunken Irish Novelists of Springfield
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming: Simpsons Trivia! Home of Pirates, Drunks, and Whores! Simpsons Trivia! Reasonably Priced Cobb Salad and More! If You Want To Go To Hell, You Should Take a Trip, to the Sodom and Gommorah on the Queen West Strip!

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: The Drunken Irish Novelists of Springfield - 45.5 pts
2. The Nelsons ft. I Like the Other Team So Polite - 44 pts
2. You Caught Us at a Real Bad Time, Matt Smith. We Hope You Understand We're Too Tense To Pretend We Like You. - 44pts
4. Beer Barons - 42.5 pts
5. We Don't Have a Full Team Name. We're, Uh, Like Cher. - 41.5 pts
6. Daddy's Chubby Little Secrets - 40 pts
7. Cheating at Trivia is a Victimless Crime... Like Punching Someone in the Dark - 39.5 pts
8. Simpsons Trivia! Home of Pirates, Drunks, and Whores! Simpsons Trivia! Reasonably Priced Cobb Salad and More! If You Want To Go To Hell, You Should Take a Trip, to the Sodom and Gommorah on the Queen West Strip! - 38.5 pts
9. Utility Grade Beef Council - 38 pts
9. Whether You Want To Win at Trivia or Crack a Nut, the Key is Persistence - 38 pts
11. Lee Carvallo's Feather Touch Power Drive - 37.5 pts
12. Cave 76 - 35.5 pts
13. Only One Day Until the Mountain Music Festival - 33.5 pts
14. Jeremy's Iron - 33 pts
14. So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Trivia Team - 33 pts
14. The Well Wishers, as in We Don't Wish Anyone Here Any Specific Harm - 33 pts
17. The Wallet Inspectors - 32 pts
18, The PTA Has Disbanded! - 30.5 pts
19. The Attractive Cousins - 30 pts
19. The Uncie Herbs - 30 pts
21. Bullfrogs? That's an Odd Name, I'd Have Called Them Chazwazzers! - 28.5 pts
21. Trivia! Mother! Secret Lover! - 28.5 pts
21. We Got Beat! - 28.5 pts
24. Guys Incognito - 28 pts
24. The Simpsons - 28 pts
26. Principal Kahoutek, Him and That Little Boy of His - 27.5 pts
27. My Team is Also Named Bort! - 26.5 pts
27. Nine Misfortunes - 26.5 pts
29. Accessories to Being Bears - 26 pts
30. Moe's Family Feed Bag - 25.5 pts
31. Sidewalk Surfing Cube Gleamers - 25 pts
32. Team Number Zero Zero Zero One - 23 pts
32. Trivia Delayed Due to Discarded Couch on Tracks - 23 pts
34. Someone's Attractive Cousin - 11 pts

March 6, 2018 - HAMILTON

Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Episodes: Bart's Friend Falls in Love, Colonel Homer, Homer at the Bat

Round Theme:  Lisa
Winner: Idiot's Crappy Team for Jerks   
Winner Best Team Name:  To Find Gerry Hall I Have To Think Like Gerry Hall.  I'm a Big Ballcap Wearing Lame-o And I Host The Same Stupid Trivia Every...THE HONEST LAWYER!

1. Idiot's Crappy Team for Jerks                                 45         

2. Simpson's Trivia?  What Were You Guys 

Smoking When You Came Up Wtih That?                 44.5

3. The Team Surrounded By Arsonists And Kids 

With Mittens Pinned to Their Jackets All Year 

Round                                                                         41

3. To Find Gerry Hall I Have To Think Like 

Gerry Hall.  I'm a Big Ballcap Wearing Lame-o 

And I Host The Same Stupid Trivia Every...THE 

HONEST LAWYER!                                                            41

5. Mr. and Mrs. Erotic Canadian                                  38

6. We Need To Book A New Trivia Host.  Turns Out

That Gerry Hall Impersonator was really Gerry Hall    37

7. Can't We Have One Trivia Night That Doesn't 

End With Us Digging Up A Corpse?                            34.5

8. Woo Hoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia, Hurrah?!  I

Can't say I Approve Of The Woo Hoo, But The 

Hurrah Was Quite Heartening                                      33.5

9. First One Announcement, We Are Not Offer Child

Care Tonight.  I Don't Know Who That Guy Was You 

Were Leaving Your Chlidren With                                33                      

10. But Marge, That Host Hasn't Done Anything 

Funny Yet.  Look At Him.  He's Going To Do

Something And You Know It's Going To Be Good       30

11. This Team Name Sounds Polly-Wolly Crappy        24

12. Always Comes In Second...Last                             21.5

13. Okay                                                                       20.5

14. The Thrillho's                                                          15.5

February 26, 2018 - Detroit

Location: Tipsy McStagger
Themes: Romance, Moe
Episodes: Tradh of the Titans, Bart’s Friend Falls in Love, A Star is Burns
Winner: Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!

1) Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish! - 44.0
2) The Big Book of British Smiles - 42.5
3) Kwyjibo - 38.5
4) Pi is Exactly 3 - 37.5
5) Gudger College Alumni - 36.5
6) The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 35.0
7) Pin Pals - 32.5
8) Put Your Butt There - 28.5
9) Mmm... Open Faced Club Sand Wedge - 20.5
10) The Be Sharps - 16.0