December 22, 2018 - Calgary

December 22, 2018 - Calgary

Location : Dickens Pub
Categories : Sideshow Mel, Karol along with Krusty
Winners : What? It's not Maggagies birthday?
Best Team Name : This team engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other (now that's trivia)

1. What? It's not Maggagies birthday? 49 2. Funzo and the galaxy of prawns 47.5 3. Hello, Shaya and Adam? This is detective Don Brodka, from Dickens security. That's right Don Brodka. Your sound guy Ezra has been caught shoplifting. Uh-huh. Yeah it's a shame I know but well try and have a merry Christmas. 46.5
4. Allied Biscuits the cracker exclusively for single people 46 5. The Popli Kids 45.5 Do not touch - Willie 41
6. We got this trivia sheet for Christmas. It was filled out by a team of children with crayon. The answer to five was fries. 41 7. Using your cell phone, that's a paddlin. Yelling out the answers, that's a paddlin. Paddlin the hosts.... oh you better believe that's a paddlin 27 8. Not Pride but less Shame 33.5 Mr. Sparkle 22

December 12, 2018 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Wiggum, Christmas
Episodes : Cartridge Family, Selma's Choice, Grift of the Magi
Winners : Good Team Name... Good, not great
Best Team Name : This team engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other (now that's trivia)

1. Good Team Name... Good, not great - 46 pts
2. The Blurst of Teams - 45 pts
3. This team engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other (now that's trivia) - 40.5 pts
4. Bang Bang Bort - 39 pts
4. The Wildcats - 39 pts
6. Love in the Time of Scurvy - 9.5 pts

December 11th, 2018 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Lionel Hutz, Questions of Christmas Trivia Past!
Episodes : Miracle on Evergreen Terrace, Marge Be Not Proud, Mountain of Madness
Winners : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We Pulled Our Heads Out of the Oven and Replaced it With a Plump Christmas Goose
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Hi, We're Trivia Team. You May Know Us From Trivia Nights Such as Christmas Trivia and Christmas Trivia Goes to Summer Camp

Thank you to all the teams who helped us raise $1200 for the Daily Bread Food Bank!!!! You've embiggened our hearts by making sure people can be like Homer and have all they can eat!!

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

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1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We Pulled Our Heads Out of the Oven and Replaced it With a Plump Christmas Goose - 48.5 pts
2. Blowback From the Wig Offensive - 45 pts
2. Uh, Ms. Brazeau, I Have a Crazy Friend Who Says It's Wrong To Play Simpsons Trivia. Is He Crazy? No, Just Ignorant - 45 pts
4. Hello, Miss Brazeau? This is Team Brodka from Try-N-Save Security. That's Right, Team Brodka. Your Friend Matt Smith Has Been Caught Shoplifting. Uh Huh. Yeah. It's a Shame, I Know, But... Well, Try To Have a Merry Christmas. - 43 pts
5. Sex Cauldron - 42 pts
5. The FBI Light Opera Society - 42 pts
5. You've Got To Listen To Me. *Elementary* Chaos Theory Tells Us That All Trivia Teams Will Eventually Turn Against Their Hosts - 42 pts
8. The Blurst of Times - 41.5 pts
9. The Team That Almost Wasn't, But Then Was - 40.5 pts
10. Lovematic Grampas - 34.5 pts
11. Annual Gift Men Who Live on the Moon - 32.5 pts
12. Four Bad Neighbours - 31.5 pts
13. Worker and Parasite - 30 pts
14. Gigantic Asses - 29.5 pts
14. Save Me Jeebus! - 29.5 pts
16. I'd Have Called the Team Chazzwozzers - 28.5 pts
16. International Drainage Commission - 28.5 pts
16. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 28.5 pts
19. Mr. Kookalamanza and-a Some-a Real Ugly Kid - 28 pts
20. The Presidents of the Fox Network - 27.5 pts
21. Globex Corporation - 27 pts
21. Hi, We're Trivia Team. You May Know Us From Trivia Nights Such as Christmas Trivia and Christmas Trivia Goes to Summer Camp - 27 pts
23. Alaska and Hawaii, the Freak States - 26.5 pts
23. In Your Face, Space Coyote! - 26.5 pts
25. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net - 25 pts
26. Do Not Touch Willie - 23.5 pts
26. Former President James Taylor - 23.5 pts
28. The Thompsons - 19.5 pts
29. I Need to Purchase a Brassiere, You Kids Wait in the Credit Department - 19 pts
30. Hopelessly Unprepared - 12.5 pts
31. Jeremy's Irons - 12 pts
32. Aurora Trivialis - 8.5 pts

December 10th, 2018 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Mr. Burns, Toys
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting On an Open Fire, Marge Be Not Proud, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
Winner: Christmas Ape Goes to Trivia
Best Team Name: Children, I'll Be Frank. In the Event of Nuclear War, We Can Only Save Our Best and Brightest. Therefore, Space in the Fallout Shelter Will Be Reserved for Pizzeria Serio, Neil Arsenty, Our Championship Trivia Team and Warren but Not Aaron

1. Christmas Ape Goes to Trivia - 46.5 pts
2. Okay, We're Not Going to Win Trivia This Month. In Fact, We're Probably the Last Team in the World Who Should Win... Well... wait... Can We Start Again? - 45 pts
3. Thrillho-ho-ho - 41.5 pts
4. Daddy's Chubbie Little Secret - 41 pts
5. Simpsons Trivia Chicago: Where Rounds Three Through Five Are a Baffling Ordeal - 40 pts
6. (Jimmy Stewart Voice) I Don't Have Your Trivia Answers. The Answers Are in Aaron's House and Warren's House! - 39.5 pts
6. Ich Ben Ein Simpsons Trivia Player! ...Ugh, I Need a Drink and a Shower 39.5 pts
8. Well You Have a Trivia Problem! - 36.5 pts
9. Sorry, Aaron. Warren and I Are Going Out for Gelato. We'd Ask You to Come but... You Know... - 34.5 pts
10. Welcome to Simpsons Trivia. I Am Carvallo. Now, Choose a Drink. You Have Selected "Malort". May I suggest Literally Anything Else? Malort. Now, Enter The Force of Your Drinking. I Recommend Power Chug. You Have Selected to Sip Slowly. Malort is in Sinuses. Do You Want to Drink Again? You Have Selected "No." - 33 pts
11. Krusty's Non Denominational Holiday Trivia Team - 32.5 pts
12. A Thin Team Made of Fish, Vegetables, Prawns and Four Kinds of Rice - 31.5 pts
13. Krusty the Clown's Other Illegitimate Children - 27 pts
14. Arriaga 2 - 26 pts
15. Children, I'll Be Frank. In the Event of Nuclear War, We Can Only Save Our Best and Brightest. Therefore, Space in the Fallout Shelter Will Be Reserved for Pizzeria Serio, Neil Arsenty, Our Championship Trivia Team and Warren but Not Aaron - 25.5 pts
16. Lee Carvallo's Trivia Challenge - 20 pts
17. Hell Damn Fart - 10.5 pts
18. My Mom Says I'm Cool- 9.5 pts
19. The Annoyed Grunts- 5 pts

December 3, 2018 - Hamilton

Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: A Few Prawns Short Of A Galaxy
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  A Krusty Burger?  That Doesn't Soud Too Appetizing.  What Kind Of Stews Do You Have Today?

1. A Few Prawns Short Of A Galaxy                                         48.5       

2. Helloooo Mr. Bush                                                               46.5

3. Wiggum Forever, Gerry Never!                                            46

4. Mr. Hall, I Don't Use The Word 'Hero' Very Often...But
You Sir, Are The Greatest Canadian Hero Who Ever Lived     43.5

5. The Honest Lawyer Works on Contingency?  No, Money
Down!                                                                                       42.5

6. A Krusty Burger?  That Doesn't Soud Too Appetizing.  
What Kind Of Stews Do You Have Today?                               42

6. Hey I've Only Been Here A Few Minutes.  What's 
Going On?                                                                                42

8. My Name Is Gerry And I'm An Alcoholic.  Mr. Hall This 
Is Simpsons Trivia.  Is It?  Or Is It That You Can't Admit
You Have A Problem?                                                                       41.5

9. Four Finger Discount                                                            37.5

10. Saskwatch                                                                          8

November 21, 2018 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Comic Book Guy, Television
Episodes : Brother From Another Series, Cape Feare, Marge in Chains
Winners : The Blurst of Teams
Best Team Name : Get to the Money!

1. The Blurst of Teams - 44.5 pts
2. The Team That's Gotta Stop Fantasizing About Lee Majors - 31.5 pts
3. Dr. Nick Triviera - 31.5 pts
4. Get to the Money! - 29.5 pts
5. Earwigs, Ew! - 24 pts
6. I Have Misplaced My Pants - 19 pts
7. The Team That Hid Their Millions of Dollars Under a Big T - 17 points
8. It's My First Day - 5 pts

 

November 12, 2018 - ST. CATHARINES

Location: Gord's Place - St. Catharines
Winner:  This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate (that's bad)
Winner Best Team Name: I'm Giving This Trivia Host A 10.  Just Going To Write The Zero First...

1. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate (that's bad)                50

2. A Robot Named Todd And His Brother Robot Rod Who Is 

Two Space Years Older Than Him                                                 46.5

3. The Wildcats                                                                               43

4. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked                         42.5

5. Mr. Sparkle, Uno You Beso Washooo!                                           40.5

6. The Bent Wookies                                                                       40 

7.  I'm Giving This Trivia Host A 10.  Just Going To Write The 

Zero First...                                                                                                39.5

8. The Be Sharps                                                                             38                                                                 

9. Worst...Team...Ever                                                                     37

9. Teamed Hams                                                                             37

11. Yvan Eht Nioj                                                                             36.5

12. The Okily Dokilies                                                                      33.5

13. Shandy                                                                                       15

14. Flaming Red Heads                                                                    14.5

November 19th - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Captain McCallister, Thanks & Giving
Episodes: Three Men & a Comic Book, Krusty Gets Kancelled, Lemon of Troy
Winner:Little Mat, Little Monica, Little Kathy *whiff!* And The Rest
Best Team Name: Look Aaron, I Got A Peptic Ulcer, A Wife Hocking Me For A New Car And I Need A Root Canal. Will You Quit Bugging Me About The Stupid Team Name?

1. Little Mat, Little Monica, Little Kathy *whiff!* And The Rest - 48.5 pts
2. Buddy Holly Sat In This Booth In 1958 And Said "There's No Way In Hell I'm Playing Trivia Here." - 46.5 pts
3. We're Going To Win Trivia This Time Due To WooHoo Union Rule 26. Every Team Must Win WooHoo Classic Trivia At Least Once Regardless of Gross Incompetence, Obesity or Rank Odor - 41 pts
4. 'Tis A Fine Team Name, But Sure 'Tis No Pool, English - 38.5 pts
5. Chimpan-A And Chimpan-Z - 37 pts
6. Trivia Is A Family Activity. Happy Families. Maybe Single People Play Trivia. We Don't Know. We Don't Want To Know. It's An Event We Can Do Without - 35.5 pts
7. We'll Never Be The Darling Of The So-Called Simpsons Trivia Team Masters Who Cluck Their Tongues, Stroke Their Beards And Talk About What's To Be Done With This Simpsons Trivia Team In The Corner - 35.5 pts
8. A Team That Should Really Stop Fantazing About Lee Majors - 35 pts
9.Woo Hoo Simpsons Trivia: The Game Where Condemned Criminals Dig At Each Other With Rusty Hooks - 34.5 pts
10. This is Pizzeria Serio, So Trivia Friendly Or I'll Take Your Trivia Away And Then No One Will Have Any Trivia To Trivia With - 33.5 pts
11. Look Aaron, I Got A Peptic Ulcer, A Wife Hocking Me For A New Car And I Need A Root Canal. Will You Quit Bugging Me ABout The Stupid Team Name? - 31 pts
12.We Work Hard. We Play Hard. The Half-Assed Approach To Inanimate Carbon Rod Shitposting - 29.5 pts
13. Burning Down The Milhouse - 27.5 pts
14. Stan Lee Never Left - 21 pts
15. Ok. I'm Going To Keep This Short. Friends, Family, Religion. These Are The Demons You Must Slay Should You Wish To Succeed At Simpsons Trivia - 21 pts
16. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 20 pts

November 13th, 2018 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Springfield Retirement Castle, Contests!
Episodes : Simpson Tide, Bart the General, Lisa the Beauty Queen
Winners : The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: The Questions, They Do Nothing!
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Curse the Man Who Invented Trivia! Curse Pierre Jules César Janssen!

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!

1. The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: The Questions, They Do Nothing! - 48 pts
2. The Team That's A Little Rough Around The Edges. One Might Blame Their Truly Heroic Intake of Cocktails - 47 pts
3. Sex Cauldron - 46.5 pts
4. The Rest of Our Teammates are Presumed Dead or on Vacation - 45.5 pts
5. Curse the Man Who Invented Trivia! Curse Pierre Jules César Janssen! - 44pts
6. The Egg Council Creeps - 43.5 pts
7. Simpsons 10, Trivia 8 - 42 pts
7. The FBI Light Opera Society - 42 pts
7. The Nelsons feat. That Goat Legged Fellow - 42 pts
10. Heavens to Murgatroid - 41 pts
11. Oh, I'm Sorry, Chris. I DIdn't Know You, Jay Leno, and a Monkey Were Bathing Matt Smith. - 37.5 pts
11. This Trivia Team Contains Potassium Benzoate - 37.5 pts
13. Thank You, Doctor. Whenever the Wind Whistles Through the Leaves, I'll Think Matt Smith, Matt Smith. "My Name is Chris Brazeau." - 37 pts
14. She's the Fastest - 36 pts
14. The Team That Got Their Name Off a Hair Dryer - 16 pts
16. Bob Mackie Originals - 35 pts
16. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 35 pts
16. We're Gonna Get Worse Before We Get Better - 35 pts
19. Super Nintendo Chalmers - 33.5 pts
20. Attractive Cousins - 30.5 pts
20. I Just Think They're Neat! - 30.5 pts
20. Teamed Hams - 30.5 pts
23. No, We're Quite Lowbrow - 30 pts
24. Let's Do It. Let's Call Room Service! - 29.5 pts
25. In Rod We Trust - 24 pts
26. You See, My Team, They Have Been the Most Vocal on the Subject of the Trivia Questions. Where's the Questions? When Are You Going to Get to the Questions? Why Aren't You Getting the Questions Now, and So On. So Please, the Questions. - 23.5 pts
27. The Holy Rollers - 18.5 pts
28. Linguo Dead?!!?? - 17.5 pts
29. Spruce Moose - 13.5 pts

November 10, 2018 - Calgary

November 10, 2018 - Calgary

Location:  Dickens Pub
Episodes: Secrets of a successful marriage, the Springfield connection, Grade School Confidential
Winner: And now, Jess, Pete, Sam and Chris with a brand new support band, bringing their #2 trivia team "Born to runner Up"
Winner(s) Best Team Name: Pat Summerall and John Madden's Simpsons trivia play by play

1.  And now, Jess, Pete, Sam and Chris with a brand new support bad, bringing their #2 trivia team "Born to runner up" 45
2.  The Simpsons trivia of the future will not be held at Dickens, or at sea. It will be in space! Or possibly on the roof of a very tall bar. In any case most of the actual questions will be answered by small robots and as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and get drunk with those robots! 44.5
3.  Union rule 26: Every team must win Simpsons trivia at least once regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor 44
4.  Popli Kids 43
5.  Good evening everyone and welcome to a wonderful evening of trivia and picking up after yourselves 43
6.  Ah there's nothing more exciting than Simpsons trivia. You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down answers, paying attention. Simpsons trivia has it all! 34
7.  Bo's Cavern 31
8.  They're only using you for your trivia knowledge. Shut up brain! I've got friends now I don't need you anymore 27
9.  Team discovery channel! 26
10. Pat Summerall and John Madden's Simpsons trivia play by play 3

November 6, 2018 - Hamilton

Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: The Chubbiest Kickline In The Honest Lawyer
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Back You Robots!  Nobody Ruins My Simpsons Trivia Night But Me!   And Maybe Gerry.    

1. The Chubbiest Kickline In The Honest Lawyer                    49       

2. Dear Gerry Hall.  We're Sorry You Couldn't Make It To 

Trivia Tonight. Our Team Left You Hot Dogs.  They're 

Thawing In The Sink.                                                               46.5

3. A Couple Of Negative Nellies In Sector Two                       45

4. Back You Robots!  Nobody Ruins My Simpsons Trivia 

Night But Me!   And Maybe Gerry.                                           41.5

5. We Have A Life Outside Trivia You Know                             41

6. I Think Women And Seamen Don't Mix                               40

7. Prepare For Re-Neducation                                                 38

7. Sending Our Love Down The Well                                            38

9. Come On Gerry, I'm Not That Kind Of 'Head' Vampire         31.5

10. Vera Said That?                                                                  30

11. Easy Bake Coven                                                                20

12. The Nashasapeemapetilans                                               16.5

13. The Stingers                                                                        13.5

October 29, 2018 - Detroit

Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Episodes: ToH III, ToH IX, ToH VII
Themes: Halloween, Grandpa
Winner: Did Anyone See That Movie Tron?
Costume Contest Winner: Old Painty-Can Ned

1. Did Anyone See That Movie Tron? - 43.50
2. Hit 'Em With the Diddily - 38.17
3. Quoth the Raven: Eat My Shorts - 34.67


September 24, 2018

Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 2, King of the Hill, The Call of the Simpsons
Themes: Friends, Hans Moleman
Winner: Pi is Exactly 3

1. Pi is Exactly 3 - 43.33
2. If It's Tangy and Brown, You're in Cider Town - 43.00
3. Pin Pals - 39.17
4. Prune Tracy - 39.00
5. We Selected the Wrong Carter - 38.33
6. Put It In H - 36.50
7. THRILLHO - 30.00
8. Alone Again, Natura-Diddily - 29.33

October 24, 2018 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Groundskeeper Willie, Death
Episodes : Treehouse of Horror 8, Treehouse of Horror 6, Treehouse of Horror 2
Winners : The Team That Has Learned to Imatoot You Exarktly
Best Team Name : Stop Saying Hawaii in There

1. The Team That Has Learned to Imatoot You Exarktly - 46 pts
2. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 42.5 pts

3. The Comely Lasses of Virtue True - 40.5 pts
4. The Blurst of Teams - 40 pts

5. Stop Saying Hawaii in There - 39 pts

6. Bake 'em Away Toys - 35.5 pts

7. Bovine University Class of 2018 - 31 pts

8. The Crippled Irishmen - 28.5 pts
9. Ahh, Sweet Liquor Eases the Pain - 27.5 pts

10. Hey Ma how bout some wins? No dice. This ain't over - 27 pts

11. Frank Grimes - 11 pts

12. I sleep in a racecar bed what kind of bed do you sleep in? - 7 pts