December 12, 2017 - ST. CATHARINES

Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes:  Grift of the Magi, Lisa on Ice, Homer Badman

Winner: How Did We Get So Good At Trivia?  Pieced It Together Mostly From Sugar Packets.
Winner Best Team Name:  Baby On Board.  Something, Something...Burt Ward.

1. How Did We Get So Good At Trivia?  Pieced It 

Together Mostly From Sugar Packets                                47

2. Remember Jarvie?  He's Back, In Pog Form                42.5

3. You Can't Insult This Trivia Host.  You Call Him a 

Moron And He Just Sits There Grinning Moronily            38.5

4. Don't Make Me Run, I'm Full Of Trivia                            33

5. The Leader Beans                                                          31

6. Alright Brain, You Don't Like Me And I Don't Like You, 

But Let's Just Do This And I Can Get Back To Killing 

You With Beer.                                                                    27.5

7. Baby On Board.  Something, Somthing...Burt Ward       22.5

8. SteamedHams.ca                                                           18

9. That Ancient Mystic Society Of No Homers                    15

10. Mathalete's Foot                                                            3.5

December 20, 2017 - Indianapolis

Location: Tappers Arcade Bar

Categories: Name the Gift, Santa's Little Helper

Episodes: Marge Not Be Proud, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace

Winner: Honor Rollers

1: Honor Rollers - 41

2: Team Discovery Channel - 37

3: Help! My Son is a Nerd - 36

4: No One's Gay for Moleman - 35

4: Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp - 35

6: There's Your Answer Fishbulb - 33

7: Kwik-E-Smrts - 21

8: No Homers Club - 5

Monday, December 18, 2017 - Detroit

Location: Tipsy McStaggers

Categories: Homer, Spelling Bee

Episodes: You Only Move Once, The Otto Show, Little Big Mom

Winner: Worker and Parasite

1: Worker and Parasite - 43.5

2: Pi is Exactly 3 - 41.5

3: Kwyjibo - 41.0

4: Stern Lecture Plumbing - 40.0

5: The Land of Wind and Ghosts - 40.0

6: Gudger College Dropouts - 37.5

7: Grape Ape - 29.5

8: Pin Pals - 27.0

December 19, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Reverend Lovejoy, Star Wars!
Episodes : Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire, Marge Be Not Proud, Homer's Phobia
Winners : Imagination Christmas!
Best Team Name : I for one would like to see the Jazz Room's menu in advance. I don't like the idea of Patrick and Jon having two spaghetti meals in one day.

1. Imagination Christmas - 45.5 pts
2. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 44 pts
3. The Annual Gift Man - 43.5 pts
4. I for one would like to see the Jazz Room's menu in advance. I don't like the idea of Patrick and Jon having two spaghetti meals in one day. - 41.5 pts
5. Cave 76 - 39.5 pts
6. Banana - 39 pts
T7. Just a little team stealing little toys, but someday we'll be a grown team stealing stadiums and..... quarries - 37.5 pts
T7. Put it in H! - 37.5 pts
9. Get two, I'm not sharing with Katelyn! - 36.5 pts
10. The Mur-diddly-er-dlers - 36 pts
11. According to the "Mexican Council of Food", this team name expired two years ago - 35 pts
12. "Put a mini beret on your wang." - 33 pts
13. Little Homer's sausages - 31 pts
14. Supernintendo Chalmers - 29.5 pts
15. In Honour of the Birth of our Lord, Open Christmas Day - 21 pts

December 12th 2017 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Santa's Little Helper, Gifts and Presents!
Episodes : Burns' Heir, The Canine Mutiny, Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire
Winners : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: X-mas Boogie Edition
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming : This Has Trivia In It. Trivia is a Fruit.

**Our charity raffle raised $700 for the Daily Bread Food Bank!! Thank you to everyone who donated! You have embiggened us all!**

1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: X-mas Boogie Edition - 49 pts
2. Shut Up! Shut Up! Kiss My Butt! Shut Up! Go To Hell! Go To Hell! Chris, We Promise You. We Will Never Get Tired of This Team Name. - 48 pts
3. Christmas Team Goes to Summer Camp - 45.5 pts
3. The Nelsons ft. The Team That's Related, or at Least in Cahoots! - 45.5 pts
5. Hi Kids! Welcome to Simpsons Trivia! I'll See You in a Few Weeks. Until Then, I've Turned Things Over to My Bestest Buddy in the Whole Wide World <Ms. Brazeau>. I Want You to Treat <Ms. Brazeau> With the Same Respect You Would Give Me. Now Here's <Ms. Brazeau>. - 42.5 pts
6. The Fathers of the Boy Who Doesn't Win - 41.5 pts
7. Sex Cauldron - 40.5 pts
8. We Hope Matt Smith Tells Us to Burn Our Pants. These Things Are Driving Us Nuts. - 40 pts
9. Pie Job for Lord Autumnbottom - 39 pts
10. Do They Give a Nobel Prize for Attempted Simpsons Trivia? - 38 pts
11. This Has Trivia In It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 36 pts
12. Trivia Got Boring. We're Really Into This Cup and Ball Now. - 32 pts
13. Why, Zutroy is as American as Apple Pie! - 30 pts
14. Bonesquad - 29.5 pts
15. Our Brains Won't Just Wipe Clean Like This Bathroom Countertop. They Absorb Everything, Like This Bathroom Rug. - 29 pts
16. "Winning Trivia Team. No Answers Wrong." Oops, That's a Typo. "Winning Trivia Team? No, Answers Wrong!" - 28.5 pts
16. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 28.5 pts
18. Flancrest Enterprises - 27.5 pts
19. Trivia Will Always Be a Part of Us All... A Part of Us All... A Part of Us All - 27 pts
20. Maybe It's the Beer Talking, Marge, But You've Got a Butt That Won't Quit. They Got Those Big Chewy Pretzels Here ZYZKPTT $5 Cover???? Get Outta Here. - 26 pts
21. The Spruce Mooses - 23.5 pts
22. The Trivia Team That Almost Wasn't But Then Was - 21.5 pts
23. Pocket Mulch - 21 pts
24. Steamed Hams - 19 pts
25. Burn's Suit - 14.5 pts
25. Writhing Funzos - 14.5 pts
27. Funzo's Friends - 14 pts
28, Thrillho - 5.5 pts

December 10th, 2017 - Calgary

December 10th, 2017 - Calgary

Location : Dickens Pub
Categories : Charles Bronson, Simpsons Sing Along
Episodes : When Flanders Failed, Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington, Homer Defined
Winners : Past instances where I professed to like Simpsons trivia were fraudulent

1. Past instances where I professed to like Simpsons trivia were fraudulent 46.5
2. Oh team, I am sorry if you heard Disney land but I distinctly said Simpsons trivia 46.5
3. This trivia night reminds me of the movie "Fame" and to a lesser extent the TV series which was also called "Fame" 44
4. This trivia team is sponsored by: Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark 44
5. No Adam, you idiot. This Christmas I want bloostorm, bone squad and bloodstorm 2, stupid 39.5
6. Hey that looks like Shaya, Aw wait it's just a pile of rags 34.5
7. Hi I am Troy McClure. You might remember me from such overused trivia team names as Team Discovery Channel, The Super Friends, and the Moe Quizlak experience 34
8. The Frying Dutchmen 29.5
9. Shut up, Meg! 13