June 26, 2017 - Detroit

Location: Tipsy McStaggers
Categories: Patty & Selma, Summer Fun
Episodes: Itchy & Scratchy Land, Two Bad Neighbors, Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
Winners: Frostillicus

1. Frostillicus, 45
2. A Little Late for Lenny, 43.5
3. AFL-CIO Chairman George Meany, 42.5
4. Pi is Exactly 3!, 42
5. Manic Depressive Mouse and the Blue Bird of Unhappiness, 39
6. Gudger College Dropouts, 37
7. Rapmaster 2000, 34.5
8. Clear Skibs, 34.5
9. Simpsons Did It, 29

June 27, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Grampa Simpson, MYSTERY THEME (Canada)
Episodes : Kamp Krusty, Bart of Darkness, Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 1
Winners : The Glorious New Regime of the Benevolent General Krull
Best Team Name : Krusty the Klown and Other Non-Box-Related Programs

1. The glorious new regime of the benevolent General Krull - 44.5 pts
2. The Chubby Little Secrets - 44 pts
3. We drove two thousand miles for this? - 43.5 pts
T4. Banana - 41.5 pts
T4. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 41.5 pts
6. Gazebo 8 - 39 pts
7. 40 whacks with a wet noodle, Bart! - 38 pts
8. The Bartender Looks Like John Travolta - 35 pts
T9. The Electric Hammers - 33.5 pts
T9. The Pimps and the C.H.U.D.S. - 33.5 pts
T11. Krusty the Klown and Other Non-Box-Related Programs - 32.5 pts
T11. Six Simple Words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn - 32.5 pts
13. I thought I todl you to cut those sideburns! - 32 pts
14. Gangstas Dissin' Your Fly Girl! - 30 pts
15. I made you some homemade pepsi for your trivia. It's a little thick, but the price is right! - 29.5 pts
16. Khlav Khalash - 29 pts
17. Discovery Channel - 28 pts
18. Almost a sentence - 25.5 pts
19. The Father of the Boy Who Doesn't Win - 20 pts
20. Neglectarinos - 17 pts

T21. Richie Tsukai - "The Anesthesiologist" - 15.5 pts
T21. Solo Cooke - 15.5 pts

June 13, 2017 - St. Catharines

Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Bart Gets Famous, Deep Space Homer, Homer and Apu

Round Theme:  Medicine
Winner: I'm Sherry Bobbins Y'all
Winner Best Team Name:  This Trivia Team Has Had Just About Enough Of Your Vassar Bashing, Gerry!

1. I'm Sherry Bobbins Y'all                                                 48.5

2. Gamblor                                                                       47

3. The I Didn't Do It Dancers                                              45.5

4. This Trivia Team Has Had Just About Enough Of Your

Vassar Bashing, Gerry!                                                     41

5. The Beer Barons                                                           35.5

6. Horray For Everything                                                    35.5

7. Can't Someone Else Do It                                              34.5

8. Chef Lonelyheart's Soup For One                                    34

9. If A Cow Ever Got The Chance, He'd Eat You And 

Everyone You Care About                                                  33.5

10. We Shouldn't Have Stopped To Get That Haircut            32

11. Thrillhouse                                                                  32

12. A Philanthropist, A Humanitarian, A Man Of Peace.  

These Are Just A Few Of The Men Who Have Come To

Spit On Montgomery Burns Grave                                      26

June 6, 2013 - Hamilton

Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Simpson Tide, The Trouble With Trillions

Round Theme:  Who Said It
Winner: Mr. Hall, We Really Need Our Drumsticks
Winner Best Team Name:  *drawing of dignity* C'mon Luanne, You Know What This Is...

1. Mr. Hall, We Really Need Our Drumsticks              45.5   

2. The Team That Hit The Bottle Pretty Hard And

Lost Their Jobs                                                   45

3. 200 Channels and Nothing But Cats                  45

4. The 4 Elephants of The Apocolypse                      42

5. Flancrest Enterprises                                       41

6. The Team Who Clearly Had No Help From

Their Parents                                                      40

7. Your Lifelong Dream Was To Win Best 

Simpsons Team Name, And You Did It 4 Months

Ago                                                                   38.5

8. Professor Gas Can And Former President Ike

Eisenhower                                                        35.5

9. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College                 31                           

10. C'mon Luanne, You Know What This Is           30

11. The Team That Can Tell The Difference 

Between Butter And I Can't Believe It's Not Butter  28.5

12. Starland Vocal Band                                       27.5

13. Our Team No Function Beer Well Without         27.5

14. WORST. TEAM. EVER.                                 20

15. The Party Posse                                            19.5

16. Marge And In Charge                                      19.5

17. Elenor Abernathy M.D., J.D.                            17

June 13th, 2017 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Superintendent Chalmers, Bars and Lounges and Drinks
Episodes : Mr. Plow(RIP Adam West), Bart of Darkness, Summer of 4'2"
Winners : You Gotta Help Us Think of a Team Name, We've Tried Nothin and We're All Out of Ideas

No winners for the Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming.....maybe Matt will pick 2 next month or award retroactively?....who knows?


1. You Gotta Help Us Think of a Team Name, We've Tried Nothin and We're All Out of Ideas - 47 pts
2. Sex Cauldron - 44.5 pts
3. Maybe it's the beer talking, Chris, but you've got a butt that won't quit... they've got this big trivia night $%$^%&^& $5 get outta here....- 43.5 pts
4. Now we know we haven't been the best trivia team. In fact when you're there blah blah blah-ing, we're usually doodling or mentally undressing The Nelsons. Well anywho, can we have $40,000 - 41.5 pts
5. Hooray for Everything! - 41 pts
6. Team Discovery Channel - 39 pts
7. Trivia Has Ravaged This Team's Once Youthful Looks - 38.5 pts
7. What? Simpsons Trivia? Wrong again, Gay Guide to Toronto - 38.5 pts
9. It's Dignity! Dontcha know dignity?! - 38 pts
9. Mr Kookalamanza and some real ugly kids - 38 pts
11. Who Needs Matt Smith When We Got Feathers? - 37.5pts
12. My team's a box! Damn you, a box! - 36.5pts
13. Alex, Dani + Patrick's Amazing Redenbacher Dreamcoat with an act they call "Kernel Knowledge" - 36 pts
14. Step Pause Turn Pause Pivot Step Step - 35 pts
15. This trivia team doesn't need molded plastic to improve THEIR physique - 34.5 pts
16. Gudger College - 34 pts
17. In this team we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!! - 33.5 pts
18. Iron Helps Us Play - 33 pts
19. The Violence Gang - 31.5 pts
20. Mein Trivia team has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z, Mein trivia team has a second name it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N - 31 pts
21. Listen Simpsons Trivia Teams, What You Don't Know Could Fill a Warehouse - 29.5 pts
21. The Lovematic Grandpas - 29.5 pts
23. Boo-urns - 29 pts
23. Queens of Summertime - 29 pts
25. Which one of you is the mailman? - 26 pts
26. Powersauce - 25 pts
27. Guy Incognito - 24.5 pts
28. "Can we have a trivia team, dad?!" "Can we have a trivia team, dad?!" "Can we have a trivia team, dad?!" - 24 pts
28. Flandchrest Enterprises - 24 pts
28. Fur where there was no fur before - 24 pts
31. The Whitey Whackers - 23 pts
32. The strong must protect the sweet. the sweeeeeeet.... zzzz - 22.5 pts
33. Geriatric Profanity Disorder (or GPD) - 21.5 pts
33. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge - 21.5 pts
35. *Whitey-Whackers* - 20.5 pts
36. The Gruesome Twosome, tis a fine team but sure it is no winner, English - 19.5 pts
37. Go Banana! - 18.5 pts
38. Ask the Scienticians - 18 pts
39. Neglectarinos - 10 pts
40. Krusty Komedy Klassic - 8.5 pts
40. That's a paddlin' - 8.5 pts

June 10, 2017 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Brother from the Same Planet, I Love Lisa, Duffless
Categories: Nelson Muntz, TV & Movies
Winner: A trivia team that’s a realistic, down-to-earth crew, that’s completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots! Also, you win things by playing.

1. A trivia team that’s a realistic, down-to-earth crew, that’s completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots! Also, you win things by playing., 46
2. You know people think there are only two trivia hosts… but they’re wrong., 42.5
3. We’ll go 500 hectares on a single keg of Sprinklebräu. Just ask us some trivia questions and you’ll agree: “Zagreb ebnom zlotdik diev!”, 41.5
4. The only thing worse than being at Simpsons trivia is if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes. Wait a minute… Statue of Liberty… that was our planet. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!, 40
5. The 1995 Springfield Regional Tethered Swimming Champions, 39.5
6. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 39
6. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was the immigants., 39
6. Hell's Satans, 39
9. Window to Weight Gain, 36.5
10. 4 Guys from Kabul, 35
11. Ezra said something interesting last night at the bar. Apparently he doesn’t really like trivia and the whole thing is a sham to help his career. Well enough talk, let’s snuggle., 34.5
12. Our team name is Agnes, and you know it’s Agnes! It means lamb, lamb of god!, 33
13. A team name that’s witty at first, but that seems less funny each time you hear it., 32
13. Don’t hassle this team… they have eerie powers., 32
13. The Movementarians, 32
16. Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I’ll have a Duff, you have one too., 28.5
17. The Batusis, 25.5
18. Pinpals, 25