April 17th - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Patty and Selma, Baseball
Episodes: 22 Short Films About Springfield, Lady Bouvier's Lover, Homer at the Bat
Winners: Uh, Aaron and Warren, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things? Th-the things?
Best Team Name: This One's for you Aaron and Warren, special delivery from Uncle Will and all the rest in D Company. Yeah, Ryan, June, Chi-town Chris and Eddie. Yeah even Eddie. He ain't so stuck up once you get to…

1. Uh, Aaron and Warren, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things? Th-the things? (46 points)
2. Does Whiskey Count as a Team Name? (43 points)
3. Don't worry guys, this'll be  fun. Chicago's trivia is second only to Calgary, Toronto, Ottawa, Hamilton - well all of Canada. But you can thank your lucky stars we're not in Brooklyn!
(38.5 points)
4. Theme From a Pizza Place, From a Pizza Place, The Theme From a Pizza Place, It's the Theme… (37 points)
5. We changed our name to Homer Jr. The kids can call us HoJu. (36.5 points)
6. Christ Punchers (36 points)
7. This One's for you Aaron and Warren, special delivery from Uncle Will and all the rest in D Company. Yeah, Ryan, June, Chi-town Chris and Eddie. Yeah even Eddie. He ain't so stuck up once you get to… (35.5 points)
8. Trivia? Isn't This The Line for Metallica? (34 points)
9. Unnecessery Surgery Land (31.5 points)
10. The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner, The Bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher, The competent drumming of Don Brewer. (30.5 points)
T-11. Class 3 Kill Storm (29.5 points)
T-11. My Team's Breath Smells Like Catfood (29.5 points)
13. Little Billy and the McGarnacles (26.5 points)
14. Team Smrt (22 points)
15. I see you've played knifey-spooney before (21 points)
16. Mattina (8 points)

April 19, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location: The Jazz RoomCategories: Krusty, Pets and AnimalsEpisodes: Homer's Enemy, 138th Episode Spectacular, Homer at the BatWinners: Banana
Best Team Name: Big Fat Dynamos

1. Banana - 40 pts (TIEBREAKER)

2. The Possible Homersexuals - 40 pts
3. Sorry we're late, can we have the money now? - 39 pts

3. We want Chilly Willy! - 37.5 pts (TIEBREAKER)
4. General Sherman - 37.5 pts

T6. Company L - 35 pts

T6. The Legend of the Dog-Faced Woman - 35 pts
8. P.S. I am gay - 34.5 pts

9. We Like Roy! - 34 pts

10. Capital City Goofballs - 33 pts

11. I heard your dad went into a restaurant and he ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant - 32.5 pts

12. Big Fat Dynamos - 31.5 pts

13. Dial "M" for Murderousness - 28.5 pts

14. The Law Talkin Guys - 27.5 pts

15. Matsumara Fishworks and Tomaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern - 27 pts

16. The Homewreckers - 25.5 pts

17. Can I borrow a feeling? - 24 pts
18. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt - 23 pts

19. The house next to the house with no numbers - 22 pts

20. Cromulent - 15.5 pts

21. Company "L" - 14 pts

22. Grimey - as we like to be called - 12.5 pts

April 15, 2017 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Lisa the Iconoclast, Homer the Smithers, Bart on the Road
Categories: Patty & Selma, What is that you say? Vol. 2
Winner: Adam and Ezra, Every second until we meet atabs me like a thousand needles. Join me at Dickens Pub this Saturdat at 5. Perhaps later we will smooch up a storm. Sexily yours, Woody

1. Adam and Ezra, Every second until we meet atabs me like a thousand needles. Join me at Dickens Pub this Saturdat at 5. Perhaps later we will smooch up a storm. Sexily yours, Woody, 47.5
2. Something said, not good, don’t yell at Homer! No, that’s okay. Slow, he called you slow! How dare you call me slow? Are you still here Homer? You really are slow. Something said, not good., 46
2. Agents Mulder and Scully, FBI, 46
4. I thought I recognized you! I gave you a pint of Sprinklebräu back in 1947 to paint Dickens Pub and you never did it!, 44.5
5. Alright, you listen up you little FREAKS the fun stops here! You’re gonna shut your stinkin’ traps and behave damnit! This is one trivia team you’re not gonna SCREW with! TABLE 207., 44
6. Comrades, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whomever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya… What’s that? Oh, I mean, we’re Team Discovery Channel., 43.5
7. People of Dickens - Simpsons Trivia is a sham! It was started in 2015 by Adam as an excuse to beat up on Ezra., 38
8. We are the Terminizer: An Erotic Thriller! A team name about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. This robot, he’s got a heartbreaking decision to make about which Simpsons Trivia host lives… or dies!, 35.5
9. Monahan, knock him down if he gets in your way! Johnny, Johnny, go for the face! Ryan Kesler lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!, 35
10. We want Chilly Willy!, 35
11. Welcome to Simpsons Trivia where nothing can possibli go wrong! Possibly go wrong… that’s the first thing that’s gone wrong…, 34.5
12. Our team name is Agnes. It means lamb, lamb of god., 33
13. Losin' at trivia? Oh, you better believe that a paddlin’!, 29
14. Go out of a Saturday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?, 28
15. Sideshow Bobs, 4

April 11, 2017 - ST. CATHARINES

Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Technical Difficulties

Round Theme:  Baseball
Winner: The Hojus

1. The Hojus                                                                     46.5

2. Teh Seven Crystal Babies                                              42

3. It Took This Team 40 Minutes To Find Canada On The

Map                                                                                 34.5

3. Portrait of Six Assgrabbers                                            34.5

5. Dr. Nick Triviera                                                             33.5

6. You Know It's Agnes.  It Means Lamb.  Lamb Of God!      30.5

7. Methusela Rookie Cards                                                 29

8. I'm On-A-Rolla-Gay                                                        28

9. Stern Lecture Trivia (I Told You Not To Answer That!)        22

9. Beer Barons                                                                  22

11. Amanda Hug-n-kiss                                                      21.5

12. I Don't Mind You Peeing In The Shower, But Only If

You're Taking A Shower                                                      21

13. Lousy Smarch Weather                                                 19

April 11th, 2017 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : All Stump The Host Questions! April Fools!
Episodes : Fear of Flying, The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular, Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
Winners : The Nelsons feat. We Brought This Table From Home
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Compadres, It Is Imperative That We Crush The Nelsons Before the Start of the Rainy Season. And Remember, a Shiny New Donkey For Whoever Brings Me the Head of Whoever They're Featuring.

1. The Nelsons feat. We Brought This Table From Home - 40.5 pts
2. Sex Cauldron - 36.5 pts
2. You're Right, Trivia. You're Always Trivia - 36.5 pts
4. They Called Us Team Gorgeous. Later On, It Was Team Presentable. Then Team Gruesome. And Finally, Team Moe. - 33.5 pts
5. The Fruit Punch Advisory Board - 32 pts
5. The International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs, and Nuclear Technicians - 32 pts
7. If Anyone Wants Some Butter, It's Under Our Team's Face - 27.5 pts
8. Compadres, It Is Imperative That We Crush The Nelsons Before the Start of the Rainy Season. And Remember, a Shiny New Donkey For Whoever Brings Me the Head of Whoever They're Featuring. - 26 pts
9. Oh, I Have Had It! I Have Had It With This Trivia Night, Brazeau! The Low Trivia Scores, Table After Table of Ugly, UGLY Teams! - 25.5 pts
10. Alternate Wording for the Team: Buttzilla - 24 pts
10. Team Discovery Channel - 24 pts
12. Mono = 1, Rail = Rail - 18 pts
13. The Folks Who Just Don't Feel Like Workin', God Bless 'Em! - 17.5 pts
14. Ayatollah Assaholla - 17 pts
15. Iron Helps Us Play - 16.5 pts
16. Lovematic Grampas - 15.5 pts
17. Buy Sunscreen For Legs - 13.5 pts
17. Young Women are Going to Want to Have Sex With Us, and We Want Them to Think They Can! - 13.5 pts
19. The Safety Salamanders - 8 pts
20. The Seat Moisteners From Sector 7G - 7.5 pts
21. The Diddly's - 6 pts
22. The Scienticians - 5 pts
23. Homer's Ooooohs - 2.5 pts

April 4, 2017 - Hamilton

Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Techinical Difficulties

Round Theme:  Baseball
Winner: Trivia Is In Danger of Growing Stale.  We're Taking It To Strange New Places
Winner Best Team Name:  Use Your Phony Guns As Clubs!

1. Trivia Is In Danger of Growing Stale.  We're          44

Taking It To Strange New Places                

2. Disparaging Our Team Name Is A Bootable        43

Offence

3. The Southern Dandies                                      42.5

4. I Heard This Team Went Into A Restaurant and   39

Ate Everything In The Restaurant And They Had

To Close The Restaurant

5. Only Who Can Win Best Team? You Have          38

Selected 'Us', Referring To You. That Is Incorrect.

The Correct Answer Is 'You'.

6. You Don't Win Friends With Salad                      36

7. Damn Hell Ass Kings                                        36

8. The Movementarians                                        36

9. Hey Everybody I'm A Stupid Moron With An       33

Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells

And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt                            

10. Use Your Phony Guns As Clubs                      32

11. The Mr. Snrubs From Someplace Far Away      31

12. The Leader Beans                                          29.5

13. Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo                                     21.5