December 12, 2017 - ST. CATHARINES

Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes:  Grift of the Magi, Lisa on Ice, Homer Badman

Winner: How Did We Get So Good At Trivia?  Pieced It Together Mostly From Sugar Packets.
Winner Best Team Name:  Baby On Board.  Something, Something...Burt Ward.

1. How Did We Get So Good At Trivia?  Pieced It 

Together Mostly From Sugar Packets                                47

2. Remember Jarvie?  He's Back, In Pog Form                42.5

3. You Can't Insult This Trivia Host.  You Call Him a 

Moron And He Just Sits There Grinning Moronily            38.5

4. Don't Make Me Run, I'm Full Of Trivia                            33

5. The Leader Beans                                                          31

6. Alright Brain, You Don't Like Me And I Don't Like You, 

But Let's Just Do This And I Can Get Back To Killing 

You With Beer.                                                                    27.5

7. Baby On Board.  Something, Somthing...Burt Ward       22.5

8. SteamedHams.ca                                                           18

9. That Ancient Mystic Society Of No Homers                    15

10. Mathalete's Foot                                                            3.5

December 20, 2017 - Indianapolis

Location: Tappers Arcade Bar

Categories: Name the Gift, Santa's Little Helper

Episodes: Marge Not Be Proud, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace

Winner: Honor Rollers

1: Honor Rollers - 41

2: Team Discovery Channel - 37

3: Help! My Son is a Nerd - 36

4: No One's Gay for Moleman - 35

4: Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp - 35

6: There's Your Answer Fishbulb - 33

7: Kwik-E-Smrts - 21

8: No Homers Club - 5

Monday, December 18, 2017 - Detroit

Location: Tipsy McStaggers

Categories: Homer, Spelling Bee

Episodes: You Only Move Once, The Otto Show, Little Big Mom

Winner: Worker and Parasite

1: Worker and Parasite - 43.5

2: Pi is Exactly 3 - 41.5

3: Kwyjibo - 41.0

4: Stern Lecture Plumbing - 40.0

5: The Land of Wind and Ghosts - 40.0

6: Gudger College Dropouts - 37.5

7: Grape Ape - 29.5

8: Pin Pals - 27.0

December 19, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Reverend Lovejoy, Star Wars!
Episodes : Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire, Marge Be Not Proud, Homer's Phobia
Winners : Imagination Christmas!
Best Team Name : I for one would like to see the Jazz Room's menu in advance. I don't like the idea of Patrick and Jon having two spaghetti meals in one day.

1. Imagination Christmas - 45.5 pts
2. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 44 pts
3. The Annual Gift Man - 43.5 pts
4. I for one would like to see the Jazz Room's menu in advance. I don't like the idea of Patrick and Jon having two spaghetti meals in one day. - 41.5 pts
5. Cave 76 - 39.5 pts
6. Banana - 39 pts
T7. Just a little team stealing little toys, but someday we'll be a grown team stealing stadiums and..... quarries - 37.5 pts
T7. Put it in H! - 37.5 pts
9. Get two, I'm not sharing with Katelyn! - 36.5 pts
10. The Mur-diddly-er-dlers - 36 pts
11. According to the "Mexican Council of Food", this team name expired two years ago - 35 pts
12. "Put a mini beret on your wang." - 33 pts
13. Little Homer's sausages - 31 pts
14. Supernintendo Chalmers - 29.5 pts
15. In Honour of the Birth of our Lord, Open Christmas Day - 21 pts

December 12th 2017 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Santa's Little Helper, Gifts and Presents!
Episodes : Burns' Heir, The Canine Mutiny, Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire
Winners : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: X-mas Boogie Edition
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming : This Has Trivia In It. Trivia is a Fruit.

**Our charity raffle raised $700 for the Daily Bread Food Bank!! Thank you to everyone who donated! You have embiggened us all!**

1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: X-mas Boogie Edition - 49 pts
2. Shut Up! Shut Up! Kiss My Butt! Shut Up! Go To Hell! Go To Hell! Chris, We Promise You. We Will Never Get Tired of This Team Name. - 48 pts
3. Christmas Team Goes to Summer Camp - 45.5 pts
3. The Nelsons ft. The Team That's Related, or at Least in Cahoots! - 45.5 pts
5. Hi Kids! Welcome to Simpsons Trivia! I'll See You in a Few Weeks. Until Then, I've Turned Things Over to My Bestest Buddy in the Whole Wide World <Ms. Brazeau>. I Want You to Treat <Ms. Brazeau> With the Same Respect You Would Give Me. Now Here's <Ms. Brazeau>. - 42.5 pts
6. The Fathers of the Boy Who Doesn't Win - 41.5 pts
7. Sex Cauldron - 40.5 pts
8. We Hope Matt Smith Tells Us to Burn Our Pants. These Things Are Driving Us Nuts. - 40 pts
9. Pie Job for Lord Autumnbottom - 39 pts
10. Do They Give a Nobel Prize for Attempted Simpsons Trivia? - 38 pts
11. This Has Trivia In It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 36 pts
12. Trivia Got Boring. We're Really Into This Cup and Ball Now. - 32 pts
13. Why, Zutroy is as American as Apple Pie! - 30 pts
14. Bonesquad - 29.5 pts
15. Our Brains Won't Just Wipe Clean Like This Bathroom Countertop. They Absorb Everything, Like This Bathroom Rug. - 29 pts
16. "Winning Trivia Team. No Answers Wrong." Oops, That's a Typo. "Winning Trivia Team? No, Answers Wrong!" - 28.5 pts
16. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 28.5 pts
18. Flancrest Enterprises - 27.5 pts
19. Trivia Will Always Be a Part of Us All... A Part of Us All... A Part of Us All - 27 pts
20. Maybe It's the Beer Talking, Marge, But You've Got a Butt That Won't Quit. They Got Those Big Chewy Pretzels Here ZYZKPTT $5 Cover???? Get Outta Here. - 26 pts
21. The Spruce Mooses - 23.5 pts
22. The Trivia Team That Almost Wasn't But Then Was - 21.5 pts
23. Pocket Mulch - 21 pts
24. Steamed Hams - 19 pts
25. Burn's Suit - 14.5 pts
25. Writhing Funzos - 14.5 pts
27. Funzo's Friends - 14 pts
28, Thrillho - 5.5 pts

December 10th, 2017 - Calgary

December 10th, 2017 - Calgary

Location : Dickens Pub
Categories : Charles Bronson, Simpsons Sing Along
Episodes : When Flanders Failed, Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington, Homer Defined
Winners : Past instances where I professed to like Simpsons trivia were fraudulent

1. Past instances where I professed to like Simpsons trivia were fraudulent 46.5
2. Oh team, I am sorry if you heard Disney land but I distinctly said Simpsons trivia 46.5
3. This trivia night reminds me of the movie "Fame" and to a lesser extent the TV series which was also called "Fame" 44
4. This trivia team is sponsored by: Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark 44
5. No Adam, you idiot. This Christmas I want bloostorm, bone squad and bloodstorm 2, stupid 39.5
6. Hey that looks like Shaya, Aw wait it's just a pile of rags 34.5
7. Hi I am Troy McClure. You might remember me from such overused trivia team names as Team Discovery Channel, The Super Friends, and the Moe Quizlak experience 34
8. The Frying Dutchmen 29.5
9. Shut up, Meg! 13

November 20th, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Waylon Smithers, Overeating

Episodes: I Married Marge, Team Homer, King Size Homer (picked by team name winner)

Winner: You've Heard The Expression "Let's Get Busy?" Well, This Is A Team Who Gets Biz-zay… Consistently and Thoroughly (won tie breaker)

Best Team Name: Good Lord! What Is Happening In There? Simpsons Trivia! Simpsons Trivia?! At This Time Of Year?! At This Time Of Day?! In This Part Of The Country?! Localized Entirely Inside Pizzeria Serio?! Yes. May I See It? Ten Dollars.

1. You've Heard The Expression "Let's Get Busy?" Well, This Is A Team Who Gets Biz-zay… Consistently and Thoroughly (won tie breaker) - 47 pts

1. Throbbing Biological Urges - 47 pts

3. Boy, I Sure Could Go For 100 Pizza Slices Right About Now - 41.5 pts

4. Something, Something Burt Ward - 41 pts

5. What Is The Point Of Going Out. We Are Just Going To End Up At Simpsons Trivia Anyway! - 39 pts

6. The Team That Spews Answers From Every Orafice - 38.5 pts

7. Hello Simpson. I'm Playing Trivia Today Because Mother Hid My Car Keys To Punish Me For Talking To A Woman On The Phone. She Was Right To Do It. - 38 pts

8. We're Team Brockman and This Is Eye On Woo Hoo Trivia - 37.5 pts

8. Señor Xtapolapocetl - 37.5 pts

10. Damn Weiner Kids - 36 pts

11. Okay, Let's Go Over The Ground Rules: 1) You Can't Turn In Round One Until You Tip The Staff 2) Any Team Scoring Has To Tip The Staff 3) You Have To Tip The Staff At The Top Of All Odd-Numbered Rounds 4) Oh! And The Fourth Round Is The Tip Round! - 35 pts

12. What What What!? This Better Be About Pizza!! - 34 pts

13. Hello Skinner. You're Quite Good At Steaming A Ham - 33.5 pts

14. Grease Me Up, Woman! - 31.5 pts

15. The Family Guys - 29.5 pts

16. All The Kids At Pizzeria Serio Are SOBs - 27.5 pts

17. Gudger College Alumni Association - 26 pts

18. Good Lord! What Is Happening In There? Simpsons Trivia! Simpsons Trivia?! At This Time Of Year?! At This Time Of Day?! In This Part Of The Country?! Localized Entirely Inside Pizzeria Serio?! Yes. May I See It? Ten Dollars. - 22 pts

19. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 21 pts

20. Campers Pampers - 19.5 pts

21. Sugar. Power. Women. - 18 pts

November 27, 2017 - Detroit

Location: Tipsy McStaggers
Episodes: Dead Putting Society, $pringfield, Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
Themes: Nelson, Politics & Government
Winner: Queen of the Harpies

1. Queen of the Harpies - 42.0
2. Let’s All Go To That Building Thingy Where Our Beers and Trivia Is - 41.5
3. Guys Incognito - 40.0
4. Pi is Exactly 3 - 39.5
5. Gudger College Dropouts - 35.0
6. Zutroy’s Shiny Pennies - 29.5
7. Pin Pals - 26.0

November 14, 2017 - ST. CATHARINES

Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes:  Homie The Clown, Bart Vs. Australia, Homer Vs. Patty and Selma

Round Theme:  Apu
Winner: A Trivia Team Who's Inspiring Battle With Percidan Addiction Is Soon To Be A Movie Of The Week
Winner Best Team Name:  Where Was Gerry These Last 5 Months?  He Was At The Pornography Store.  He Was Buying Pornography.

1. A Trivia Team Who's Inspiring Battle With 
    Percidan Addiction Is Soon To Be A Movie Of 
    The Week                                                                       42.5

2. Seattle                                                                           41

3. This Old Grey Trivia Team Ain't What It Used To Be     34

4. Krusty Brand Imitation Team (9 out of 10 Orphans
Can't Tell The Difference)                                                  27

5. The Robotic Richard Simmons                                      21

6. Kwijibo - A Balding North American Trivia Host             20.5

7. Where Was Gerry These Last 5 Months?  He Was At
    Pornography Store.  He Was Buying Pornography.       19.5

8. People Who Look Like Things                                        15.5

November 21, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Moe, Shopping
Episodes : Stark Raving Dad, Radio Bart, Rosebud
Winners : The Wallet Inspectors
Best Team Name : Remember your Hippopotamus Oath

1. The Wallet Inspectors - 46.5 pts
2. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 46 pts
3. Please excuse my handwriting, I busted whichever hand it is I write with - 45 pts
4. Despite Patrick and Jon's objection, the people of South Africa can now vote in free democratic elections - 44 pts
5. Banana - 43 pts
6. (To a) Whale of a Wife - 40.5 pts
7. Stand still there's a spark in your hair! (Get it! Get it!) - 39 pts
8. Remember your Hippopotamus Oath - 36.5 pts
T9. I Miss Lisa's Cat Sooo Much - 33 pts
T9. Someone sure likes his kidney mush - 33 pts
11. Ian and Andrew: Best Pals! - 24.5 pts
12. Holy Rollers - 14 pts
13. Did somebody say "Perfect Game"? - 0 pts

November 18th, 2017 - Calgary

November 18th, 2017 - Calgary

Location : Dickens Pub
Categories : Captain McAllister, Simpsons before & after
Episodes : Itchy & Scratcy: The Movie, Marge gets a Job, New Kid on the Block
Winners : I can't believe that Dickens can have this many people attend a simple trivia night... sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset.... cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, yes we have no bananas yeah our favorite bar is getting quite popular, no didn't you hear? They have no bananas... they have no bananas today...

1.  I can't believe that Dickens can have this many people attend a simple trivia night... sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset.... cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, yes we have no bananas yeah our favorite bar is getting quite popular, no didn't you hear? They have no bananas... they have no bananas today... 46.5 
2. Oh we have lots of names for our trivia host. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth. We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if already there to some other out of the way place. Oh we have our reasons. They're depressing, their ragged cloths, they're crazy, they smell bad. SO every month on the conscience saving trivia night we toss these people a sheet. An answer sheet. And that's supposed to make it all better? 45
3. Dear Mr. Duhatschek, while we were rescuing this trivia team a lumbar yard burned down. 41.5
4. Get confident, Stupid! 40.5
5. Oh we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scum of the earth, trivia teams! 40.5
6. We tried our best and we failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. 37.5
7. Quornem Salaria Uzo Mahok! 35
8. Who here knows how table 301 could have won? Without resorting to violence. Or childish name-calling. 34.5
9. Adam is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist but he's not a porn star! 34 10. Give us 1st prize or we'll pound your withered old faces. 33.5 11. Goodnight Springton, there will be no encores. 33 12. Yes, I forgot to put the fog lights in 32.5 13. Some pretty big wheels down at the cracker factory. 32 14. Ah, there's nothing more exciting than Simpsons trivia. You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down answers, paying attention. Simpsons trivia has it all. 31 15. This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. 2916. We are the stupid ugly morons with ugly faces and big butts and our butts smell and we like to kiss our own butts. 23.5 17. Stampy's not a Trophy. 23.5 18. Miguel Sanchez. 21.5

November 14th, 2017 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Nuclear Power Plant Employee, Literature
Episodes : Lemon of Troy, Ragin' Abe Simpson and His Grumblin' Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Bart Vs Thanksgiving
Winners : The Nelsons ft. The Ethnic Comedy of Dugan & Dershowitz
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming : Dear Chris, As I Write This, I Am Very Sad. Our Team Has Been Overthrown (Man's Voice) and Replaced by the Benevolent General Krull! All Hail Krull and His Glorious New Regime! Sincerely, Little Girl

1. The Nelsons ft. The Ethnic Comedy of Dugan & Dershowitz - 48 pts
2. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers - 47 pts
3. Chris, I'm Not Gonna Lie to You. Six Days a Week This Team is a Hockey Rink - 44.5 pts
3. Who Wants a Bathtub Mint Julep? - 44.5 pts
5. The One Team We Might Possibly Have Considered Thinking About Becoming Interested In - 41.5 pts
6. Moochin' War Widows - 41 pts
7. The Big Team of British Smiles - 37.5 pts
8. This Team Isn't About the Trivia, It's About Rebellion! About Political and Social Upheavel! - 36.5 pts
9. Sex Cauldron - 36 pts
10. You Know What's Great About You Brits? Octopussy. I Must Have Seen That Movie... Twice - 34.5 pts
11. Dear Chris, As I Write This, I Am Very Sad. Our Team Has Been Overthrown (Man's Voice) and Replaced by the Benevolent General Krull! All Hail Krull and His Glorious New Regime! Sincerely, Little Girl - 31 pts
11. Nancy Drew Says All You Need To Answer Trivia Questions is an Inquisitive Temperament and Two Good Friends, and I've Got an Inquisitive Temperament - 31 pts
11. There's Something About Playing Trivia at Night That's Just So Unwholesome - 31 pts
14. Cesspool, Cesspool, Cesspool - 30.5 pts
15. The Team That Comes Out Every Trivia Night... Like Urkel! - 30 pts
16. The Head Bee Guys - 29 pts
17. A Joint Venture of Matsumara Fishworks and Tamaribuci Heavy Manufacturing Concern - 28.5 pts
18. Lovematic Grampas - 27.5 pts
19. Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Trivia Team - 25 pts
20. The Team That Lives In a Single Room Above a Bowling Alley and Below Another Bowling Alley - 24 pts
21. Second Comes Right After First *AWKWARD PAUSE* - 23 pts
21. The Iggy - 23 pts
23. Boring Old Biddies - 22.5 pts
24. Iron Helps Us Play! - 21.5 pts
24. The Wallet Inspectors - 21.5 pts
24. Trivia is Meaningless. It Can Be Used to Prove Anything. - 21.5 pts
24. We Drove 2000 Miles For This? - 21.5 pts
28. Justice for Maude - 20 pts
29. Dr. Nick Triviera - 19.5 pts
29. The Team Name is Also Cursed! - 19.5 pts
31. Kid Presentable - 19 pts
32. I've Had Enough of Your Trivia Bashing, Young Man - 18.5 pts
33. The C Flats - 17.5 pts
33. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad! - 17.5 pts
35. The Mighty Pigs - 17 pts
36. That's One Fine Looking Answer Sheet. Why Doesn't Mine Look Like That? - 13.5 pts
37. Are Poo and Ass Taken? - 12.5 pts
38. You Don't Win Trivia With Five Points - 7 pts

November 15, 2017 - Indianapolis

Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: Milhouse, Finish the Quote
Episodes: Homer's Enemy, Trash of the Titans
Winner: Art, Cart, Dart, E-Art

1. Art, Cart, Dart, E-Art - 37
2. Team Discovery Channel - 32
3. No One's Gay for Moleman - 29
4. Kwik-E-Smrts - 21
5. Ace Chemicals - 17
6. I Love You, Dr. Zaius - 12
7. Big Book of British Smiles - 11
8. Stonecutters - 8

November 7, 2014 - Hamilton

Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Episodes: The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson, Treehouse of Horror VIII,  Treehouse of Horror IX

Round Theme:  Treehouse of Horror (duh)
Winner: The Popes of Chilitown
Winner Best Team Name:  It's Krust-a-rific Johnny Unitas, But Is My Upper Lip Supposed To Bleed Like This?

1. The Popes of Chilitown                                           45         

2. This Team Contains Pottasium Benzoate               42.5

3. The Trivia Host's Name is Hall?!  We've Been 
Calling Him Crandall.  We've Been Making Fools 
Of Ourselves                                                               42

4. Well, This Team Doesn't Deserve To Win                 39

5. The Re-Neducation Centre                                     37.5

6. The Popli Kids                                                         36.5

7. I'm Glad There's A Curse On This Place                35.5

8. The Southern Dandies                                            35

9. It's Krust-a-rific Johnny Unitas, But Is My 
Upper Lip Supposed To Bleed Like This?                   33                          

10. The Doctorbs                                                        32.5

11. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)        32

12. My Team is Also Named Bort                               31.5

13. Hollywood Upstairs Medical Collage                    31

14. Wang Computers                                                  27

15. Quoth The Raven, "Nevermore"                           20.5

October 30, 2017 - Detroit

Location: Tipsy McStagger’s
Categories: Bodily Injuries, Kang and Kodos
Episodes: ToH II, ToH VI, ToH VIII
Winner: Do Not Touch Willie

1. Do Not Touch Willie - 46.5
2. Aliens, Bioduplication, etc. - 44.5
3. Ape Island Jaycees - 44.0
4. Dignity - 43.5
5. Pi is Exactly 3 - 38.5
6. Alone Again Natural-Diddily - 38.5
7. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks that Ever Sucked - 36.5
8. Pin Pals - 31.5
9. Rebigulator - 26.0

October 25, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Sideshow Bob, Monsters and Candy
Episodes : Treehouse of Horror IV, V, and VII
Winners : The Newest Edition of Gigantic Asses
Best Team Name : The doctor said I wouldn't have any more nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there

1. The Newest Edition of Gigantic Asses - 48 pts
2. Skeleton Power - 46 pts
3. Banana - 45 pts
T4. Members of the Bonerland Medical Association - 44.5 pts
T4. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 44.5 pts
6. To pronounce our team name correctly, we'd have to pull out your tongue - 42 pts
7. Bad corpse! Bad corpse! Stop scaring Smithers! - 40 pts
8. You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel - 39 pts
9. The team next to the team with no numbers - 37 pts
10. Go Banana - 36 pts
11. Stupid Sexy Flanders - 35 pts
12. The first non-Brazilian team to travel backwards through time - 32.5 pts
13. No Homers - 29 pts
14. The doctor said I wouldn't have any more nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there - 27 pts
T15. I voted for Kodos - 23.5 pts
T15. Tomacconists - 23.5 pts
17. My Cat's Breath Smells Like Cat Food - 17 pts
18. Team Kwyjibo - 16 pts

19. We're sending our hope down the well - 15.5 pts