June 25, 2015 - Detroit

Location: One Eyed Betty's

Episodes: Itchy and Scratchy Land, Summer of 4 ft. 2

Categories: Dr. Nick, Animals

Winner: Rolling Stones Rock N Roll Fantasy Camp!

1. Rolling Stones Rock N Roll Fantasy Camp!, 40 pts

2. We’re Here, We’re Queer, We Don’t Want Anymore Bears, 39 pts

3. Steamed Hams, 38 pts

4. The Carbon Blobs of Sector 7G, 37.5 pts

5. Homersexuals, 35.5 pts

6. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 32.5 pts

7. Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp, 29.5 pts

8. Shelbyville, 24 pts

8. Holy Rollers, 24 pts

June 11, 2015 - Ottawa

Location: Hooley's
Categories: Homer, Harry Shearer Characters
Winners: Eat Up Martha

After tie breaker round to determine second place

1	.	Eat Up Martha
2	.	Worker and Parasite	9.0
3	.	Mighty Pigs, The	5.0
4	.	Cesspool on the Potomac	4.0
5	.	Flowers by Irene	1.0

Four way tie for second place

1	.	Eat Up Martha	43.0
2	.	Cesspool on the Potomac	41.0
2	.	Flowers by Irene	41.0
2	.	Mighty Pigs, The	41.0
2	.	Worker and Parasite	41.0
3	.	Be Sharps, The	40.0
3	.	n* Little Rory Calhouns	40.0
3	.	Whales of Wives	40.0
4	.	Homewreckers, The	39.0
5	.	Stupid Lisa Garbage Face	38.0
5	.	Trambompoline!!!	38.0
6	.	Searing Gas Pain Land	37.0
7	.	Bobo	36.0
7	.	Can I Borrow a Feeling?	36.0
7	.	She's the Fastest	36.0
8	.	Damn Weiner Kids	35.0
8	.	Don't You Hate Pants?	35.0
8	.	Little Lisa Slurry Company	35.0
9	.	Are "poo" and "ass" taken?	34.0
9	.	Le Grill	34.0
10	.	It's a Trap	24.0

*where n is the number of team members in attendance

June 12, 2015 - Ottawa

Location: Grace O'Malley's
Categories: Homer, US Presidents
Winners: Springfield Isotopes

Three way tie for third

1		Springfield Isotopes	36.5
2		Are "poo" and "ass" taken?	35.0
3		Searing Gas Pain Land	33.0
3		Cracker Factory, The	33.0
3		Shelbyville Shelbyvillians	33.0
4		They Found Us on the Men's Room Floor	32.0
5		We drove 200 miles for this?	30.0
6		742 Evergreen Terrace	23.0
7		Jebediah's Severed Head	17.0
8		Hell's Satans	16.0

June 14, 2015 - Ann Arbor

Location: Study Hall Lounge
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror III, Stark Raving Dad, One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Categories: Lisa Simpson & TV Shows from The Simpsons
Winners: Eugene & Rusty

1. Eugene & Rusty, 40.5 pts
2. Uterbraten, 33 pts
3. The Jokes, 17 pts
4. Holy Flurking Schnit!, 16.5 pts
4. I.P. Freely, 16.5 pts

June 15, 2015 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf

Episodes: Boy Scoutz 'n the Hood, Saturdays of Thunder, Burns, Baby Burns Bart's Inner Child

Categories: Signs, Fatherhood

Winner: "Buttzilla"

1. "Buttzilla" 41.5 pts
2. Simon, I'd be lying if I said my team wasn't committing crimes 40 pts
3. Die you chalk-faced goons! 39 pts
4. This Trivia Team can't even hear the word titmouse without giggling like a schoolgirl 36 pts
5. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires 34 pts
6. The 10 Do's and 500 Don'ts of Trivia Safety 32.5 pts
7. The Grimey's 32.5 pts
8. The Neglecterinos 32 pts
9. Max, what I did was out of alcohol and anger 29 pts
10. Local team loses pants, life. Beaver rescue falls short 25 pts
11. (cyrillic) Worker and Parasite 23 pts
12. Chazzwazzers 19 pts
13. To Start press the any key... where's the any key? I Need a tab. 15 pts
14. Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? 13 pts
15. Aurora Borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen. 13 pts
16. SAX-O-MAPHONE 13 pts

June 15, 2015 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Martin Prince, Sports
Episodes: Homer's Phobia, Lisa On Ice, You Only Move Twice
Winners: Mr. Kookalamanza and Some Real Ugly Kid

1. Mr. Kookalamanza and Some Real Ugly Kid, 43.5 pts
2. Jeremy's I. Ron Butterfly, 43 pts
3. Sorry Blackhawks, we're gonna hang out with Neil, for protection...AND TO BE SEEN!, 40.5 pts
4. This Creamed Corn Tastes like Creamed Crap, 40 pts
5. (Homer's Corporate Logo), 38 pts
6. The Team Trying to Find a Cure for 17 Stab Wounds in the Back. How's It Going, Boys?, 37.5 pts
7. Look at Those Guys, They Must Be Hot. They Don't Need a Big Team, or Even Correct Answers, 33.5 pts
8. The Team That Will Be in The Top 10 Tonight By Default: The Two Sweetest Words in the English Language, 33 pts
9. Lloyd Palmerstone, 32.5 pts
10. A Little Team Called "Love Is" - They Are Two Naked 8 Year Olds Who Are Married, 30 pts
11. You Have 30 Minutes to Name Your Team. You Have 10 Minutes to Name Your Team. Your Team Has Been Impounded. Your Team Has Been Crushed Into a Cube. You Have 30 Minutes to Name Your Cube., 29 pts
12. The Queens of Summertime, 26.5 pts
13. Osaka Pizza Concern, 13.5 pts

June 13, 2015 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub

Episodes: Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy, And Maggie Makes Three, Bart’s Comet

Categories: Itchy & Scratchy, Songs in the Key of Springfield

Winner: That's a Paddlin'

1. That's a Paddlin', 45 pts
2. The Seven Duffs, 43 pts
3. Get Confident, Stupid!, 42.5 pts
4. The Lizard Queens, 41 pts
5. Our Team is Also Named Bort, 40 pts
6. The Mediocre Presidents, 39.5 pts
6. Yahoo Serious Festival, 39.5 pts
8. Someone's Attractive Cousin, 37.5 pts
9. Compu Global Hyper Mega Net, 36.5 pts
10. Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo, 35.5
11. I Think We're Called Mother Shabubu Now, 35 pts
11. Team Canyonero, 35 pts
13. The Queens of Summertime, 34 pts
14. Billy and the Cloneasaurus, 32.5 pts
15. Full of Chocolate, 30 pts
16. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Alumni Association, 27.5 pts
17. Moon Pie, 14.5 pts

June 9, 2015 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Marge on the Lam, Homer the Vigilante, Black Widower
Categories: Rev. Lovejoy, Awards and Award Shows
Winners: Sex Cauldron


1. Sex Cauldron   46 pts
2. This Team Has Reached the Limits of What Rectal Probing Can Teach Us  44.5 pts
3. Bruce and Lance and Julian   43.5 pts
4. Think of Our Team When You're Having the Best Sex of Your Life    43 pts
5. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless    42 pts
6. Chris, We've Got the Exact Same Team Names, Only in Our Bathroom. Didn't You Just Die When You Found Them?    41.5 pts
7. Homer, I'm Sure That Trivia Team is Very Nice, But They're Clearly Nerds    41 pts
7. The Indignation Coordinators feat. Mr. Thompson (stomp)    41 pts
9. Dampen Us For Dinosaur Terror!    38.5 pts
10. Harry Shearer, We Hardly Knew Ye    36 pts
11. Here at Globex, We Don't Believe in Team Names. In Fact, I Didn't Even Give You My Coat    35.5 pts
12. The Movementarians    35 pts
13. (Jub Jub Noise) BLEEEEEGH! BLEEEEEGH!    34.5 pts
14. The Phony Popes    34 pts
15. Hello, That Sounds Like a Pig Fainting    32.5 pts
16. It Took Their Team 40 Minutes to Locate Canada on a Map    32 pts
17. The Fishbulbs    31.5 pts
18. Come Back, Zinc! Come Back!    31 pts
18. The Team vs. Sexual Inadequacy    31 pts
18. You There, The Team Eating the Paste    31 pts
21. There's a Team Name Behind That Rock    30 pts
22. Microwave Cookery… No Wait… Coping With Senility    29.5 pts
22. Tongue Sandwich    29.5 pts
22. Trab Pu Kcip    29.5  pts
22. Born To Runner Up    29.5 pts
26. We're Here! We're Queer! We Don't Want Anymore Bears!    29 pts
27. Pro: Nice Stride. Con: Complete Stranger.    28 pts
28. THRILLHO    27.5 pts
29. MENDOZA!!!!!!!!!    27 pts
30. What, What, What, What, What, What?? This Better Be About Pizza!    26 pts
30. Nuts & Gum, Together At Last    26 pts
32. The Superfluous Third Nipples    25.5 pts
33. Don't Touch Willies    24 pts
34. We Shouldn't Have Stopped For That Haircut    23.5 pts
35. Professor VJ Cornucopias Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery    23 pts
35. Springfield Isotopes    23 pts
37. Melhouse Van Haaften (Thrillho)    20.5 pts
38. Dancing Away My Hunger Pains. Moving My Feet So My Stomach Doesn't Hurt. I'm Kinda Like Jesus, But Not in a Sacriligous Way    20 pts
38. No Mother, It's Just the Aurora Borealis    20 pts
40. Cocobongo    19 pts
41. Ralph 4 President    18.5 pts
42. Remember, Team, We Parked in the Itchy Lot    17.5 pts
43. Ogling the Ladies in the Sears Catalogue    16.5 pts
44. Chicken Necks?    16 pts
44. The Half-Assed Approach to a Trivia Team Name    16 pts
46. Everything's Coming Up Milhouse    15.5 pts
46. 64 Slices of American Cheese    15.5 pts
48. Knife Goes in, Guts Come Out    14 pts
49. I Am Not a Crackpot    13.5 pts
50. I Want You to Play With My Ding-A-Ling    12.5 pts
51. Ugh, We'll Take A Crab Juice    10.5 pts
52. ESSSSSS-EEEEEEEE-AYYYYYYY-NNNNNN    4 pts

June 2, 2015 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Lisa's Pony, Flaming Moe's, Burns Verkeufen Der Kraftwerk 
Character Spotlight: Harry Shearer Characters
Winner: Nachos Flanders Style

1. Nachos Flanders Style                                    47
2. The Steamed Hams                                        45.5
3. Come Back, Zinc!                                           45
4. The Christ Punchers                                        44
5. The Older, Balder, Fatter Sons                         44
6. Here Come The Pretzels                                  43
7. The Wee Turtles                                              38
8. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel  38
9. The Hammock District                                     38
10. Look Who's Oinking                                       37
11. Up Next, A Canadian Team Who Say They
      Are Deathly Afraid Of Scorpions                    37
12. Real Men, Out Of Snow                                 36.5
13, Thrillho                                                         34.5
14. A World Without Lawyers                               34.5
15. Team Discovery Channel                               34
16. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College                33
17. Grizzly Bear Underwear                                 32.5
18. Vera Said That                                              32.5
19. Senor Speilbergo And His Non-Union 
     Mexican Equivalents                                      31.5
20. Evergreen Terrorists                                      30.5
21. The Canyoneros                                            30
22. Team Gamblor                                              28.5
23. I'll Be Quirky                                                 28
24. Holly Rollers + Peter                                     24
25. The Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo's                 21
26. SMRT                                                          19
27. The Hell's Satans                                          19
28. Worst. Team. Ever.                                       18
29. Bonerland Medical Association                       14
30. The Team That Obviously Had No Help
      From Their Parents                                         1

June 4, 2015 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Bart Simpson; Names/Nicknames
Episodes: Lisa the Iconoclast, Secrets of a Successful Marriage, The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Winner: Dear Dans, While we were answering your trivia questions a lumber yard burned down

Final Standings:
1. Dear Dans, While we were answering your trivia questions a lumber yard burned down, 49.5 pts
2. You know those trivia nights where the two Dans with annoying voices yammer back and forth? We invented those!, 49 pts 
3. Dan = White, Dan = White, 48 pts 
4. God speed, little doodle, 47.5 pts 
5. So the Dans knew internal affairs were setting them up?, 46.5 pts 
6. Ah trivia. I've got nothing against you, I just heard there was gold in your belly, 44 pts 
7. The story of how two Dans and five other men parlayed a small business loan into a thriving trivia concern is a long and interesting one. And here it is., 43.5 pts 
8. Think of this team when you're having the best sex of your liiiiife, 42.5 pts 
9. Battling seizure robots, 39.5 pts 
9. Fancy store bought dirt, 39.5 pts 
11. Hey Jiggles, grab a pad and back that gorgeous butt back in here, 38.5 pts 
12. The Frogurt is Also Cursed, 38 pts 
12. What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back at trivia anyway, 38 pts 
14. Globex Corporation, 37.5 pts 
15. We played Simpsons Trivia for three hours, then I was slain by an elf, 37 pts 
16. That's an odd name, I'da called them chazzwazzers, 36 pts 
17. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 35.5 pts 
18. Oh my God! Oh God, no this cant be happening! You're operating without a T-47, Springfield! I mean, sweet mother of mercy! I mean my God! 30.5 pts 
19. I'm Dick Tracy, take that Prune Face. Now I'm Prune Face, take that Dick Tracy. Now I'm Prune Tracy, take that Dick- 29.5 pts 
20. Evergreen Terrorist, 28.5  pts 
21. Thrillhouse, 26 pts 
22. A congenital heart defect has apparently felled the other teams before they could sign up for trivia, 25.5 pts 
23. Lifeless images rendered in colorful goop, 25 pts 
24. Donuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food! 23.5 pts 
24. Get back to work, Stuart! 23.5 pts 
26. Hi I'm Harry Shearer. You may remember me from such Simpsons episodes as ALL OF THEM, 21 pts 
27. I need a team name, 18 pts 
28. Wrinkly Jibberish? 17.5  pts 
29. Bart, shut up! Lisa, drink the water! 15.5 pts 
30. Dat's the joke, 10 pts  
31. The B Sharps, 7.5 pts  
32. Spruce Mooses, 6.5 pts