March 17, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment, The Springfield Files, Lisa's Rival
Categories: Lionel Hutz, Plays (Honest to God, Plays)
Winner: The Vassar Bashers Want the Tom Petty DVD Back Team

Final Standings:
1. The Vassar Bashers Want the Tom Petty DVD Back Team, 44 pts
2. The Creators of Hi and Lois, 43.5 pts

2. All Our Founding Fathers, Astronauts and World Series Heroes Have Been Either Drunk or On This Team (aka Just Gimmie Another Beer, You Brain Dead Hick!!), 43.5 pts

4. Le Grille, 43 pts
5. Oh, Here Comes Those Trivia Guys, They're Cool. Are You Being Sarcastic, Dude? I Don't Even Know Anymore, 42.5 pts
6. The Prime Ministers of Ireland, 41 pts
7. The 9th Bearded Infantry, 38.5 pts
8. Simpsons Trivia is Part of Us All, A Part of Us All, A Part of Us All, 37 pts
9. A Hundred Tacos for $100, 36 pts

10. The Bart, The, 33 pts
10. Ham, Database, Email, Cosine, Report Card, Cosmo & Lisa (The Super Friends) 33 pts
10. Trab Pu Kicp Maet, 33 pts
13. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 32.5 pts
14. Lisa Needs Braces/Dental Plan!, 32 pts
15. WO__D_ F_IR, 31.5 pts
16. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician and a Statistician, 30.5 pts
17. The Soul Mass Transit System, 28 pts
18. Moe's Carhole, 27.5 pts
19. The Drunken Irish Novelists of Springfield, 26 pts
19. Radio Bart, 26 pts
21. Today, Everyone is a Little Bit Irish, Except, Of Course, For the Gays and Tom Petty, 25.5 pts
22. Reading Whackers, 25 pts
22. Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos, 25 pts

24. The Cane from Citizen Kane, 21 pts

25. Uncle Moe's Family Team Bag, 18.5 pts

26. The Garbage Man Can, 16.5 pts

27. Class After Class of Ugly, Ugly Children, 16 pts

28. Don't You Hate Pants?, 12 pts

29. Nothing at All, Nothing at All, Nothing at All..., 10 pts

30. RDRR, 7 pts

31. The Tell Tale Hearts, 5 pts

March 11, 2014 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge

Episodes: In Marge We Trust, Bart Sells His Soul, Homer's Enemy

Categories: Miss Hoover, Spring Break!!!!

Winner: Local Team Ruins Everything

Final Standings:
1. Local Team Ruins Everything, 49.5 pts
2. When We First Came To Simpsons Trivia We Thought It Would Be Fun And Exciting, Like That Spaceballs Trivia Night. But Instead It's Become Boring And Repetitive Like That Police Academy Trivia Night, 46.5 pts
3. Beer Barons, 44.5
4. The Nelsons ft/The Absence of Mark Rodken….Oh, There He Is, 42 pts
5. Sex Cauldron, 41.5 pts
6. Good Teeth, Nice Smell, A Class Act All The Way, 38.5 pts
7. Pure West, 36.5 pts
8. Don't Do What Donny Don't Does, 36 pts
9. The Rand Corporation, 35 pts
9. They're In The Lift And The Lorry And The Bong Wizard, 35 pts
11. St. Patrick's Day: A Day Where We're All A Little Bit Irish, Except of Course The Gays and The Italians, 34.5 pts
12. The Team That Is Flattered, Maybe Even A Little Curious, But The Answer Is No, 34 pts
13. Handsome Homer Simpsons +3, 33 pts
13. Leper In The Backfield, 33 pts
15. Boy For Sale! Boy For Sale!, 32.5 pts
15. The Southern Dandies, 32.5 pts
17. Sweat Actually Cleans This Team, 32 pts
17. The Globex Corporation, 32 pts
17. Everyone's Saying Trivia This And Trivia That; But No One Is Saying Worship This And Jericho That,
20. My Team's A Box! Damn You! A Box!, 31.5 pts
20. The Team That Tried Its Best And Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is: Never Try, 31.5 pts
22. People Don't Want Teams Named After Hungry Old Greek Broads, 31 pts
23. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team, 30 pts
23. Put It In H, 30 pts
24. Iron Helps Us Play, 28.5 pts
24. I've Been Called Ugly, Pug Ugly, Fugly, Pug Fugly, But Never Ugly Ugly, 28.5 pts
24. The Pin Pals, 28.5 pts
24. The Thompsons, 28.5 pts
28. The Rory Calhouns, 28 pts
29. The Live-4-Ever, 27 pts
29. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 27 pts
31. RDRR, 26.5 pts
31. The Weiner Patrol, 26.5 pts
31. What If We Talk Like This?, 26.5 pts
34. Bleeding Gums Smurfy, 26 pts
35. The Denver Broncos, 25 pts
35. The Langdon Algers (They're Quiet And Enjoy Puzzles), 25 pts
35. Kid Presentable, 25 pts
38. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 24.5 pts
38. Look At Us Rex Banner! We Have New Hats!, 24.5 pts
38. There's A-Doin's A-Transpirin', 24.5 pts
41. Embiggens Is A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name, 24 pts
41. The Cromulent Embiggeners, 24 pts
43. Funky See Funky Do with I Do Believe We're Naked, 23.5 pts
43. Hans Moleman Productions Presents, 23.5 pts
43. The Team That Doesn't Need A Big Name, Or Correct Spelling, 23.5 pts
46. Where's My Burrito?, 22 pts
47. Nuts And Gum: Together At Last!, 21.5 pts
48. Bonis Eruptus, 21 pts
49. The Special Friends, 19 pts
49. The Thompsons At Terror Lake, 19 pts
51. Go Banana!, 17 pts
51. Our Names Are Also Bort, 17 pts
53. Do I Know What Rhetorical Means?!, 16 pts
54. Hired Goons, 14.5 pts
54. Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And big Butts, 14.5 pts
56. We Need A Team Name That's Clever At First But Less Funny Every Time You Hear It, 13.5 pts
56. Yeah, We Ran Out Of Floorboards There, So We Painted The Dirt - Pretty Clever!, 13.5 pts
58. Ralph's Flaming Leprechauns, 4 pts

March 10, 2014 - Vancouver

Location: Simply Delicious
Episodes: Homer vs. The 18th Amendment, Marge vs. The Monorail, I Love Lisa
Categories: Milhouse
Winner: The Be Sharps II

Final Standings:
1. The Be Sharps II, 46 pts

2. NRA4EVR, 42.5 pts

3. The Springfield Wildcats, 40.5 pts

4. 1-800-DOCTORB, 40 pts

5. Worker and Parasite and Poochie, 39 pts

6. Ken Griffey's Grotesquely Swollen Jaw, 38 pts

7. Worker and Parasite and Gamblor, 36.5 pts

8. Up With Miniskirts, 36 pts

9. Sex Cauldron, 35.5 pts

10. Diablo Canyon 1, 33.5 pts

11. "Sparrow to Nest" , 33 pts

12. The Party Posse, 32.5 pts

13. The Whitey Whackers, 32 pts

14. The Hammock District (Down on 3rd), 30 pts

15. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing A Towel, 29 pts

16. I Think It Was Called "The Team That Couldn't Slow Down", 27.5 pts

16. Guatemalan Insanity Peppers, 27.5 pts

18. Someone's Attractive Cousin, 27 pts

19. The Pigeonrats, 26 pts

19. Team Khla Kalash, 26 pts

21. The Mayor Quimby for Mayor Mayoral Committee, 25 pts

22. Steamed Hams, 24 pts

23. Smellin of Troy, 23.5 pts

24. Boxcar Fred, 20 pts

25. Shelbyville, 19.5 pts

26. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 18 pts

27. Thrillhouse, 16.5 pts

28. I'm Not A State, I'm A Monster, 15 pts

29. I'm A Guy Like Me!, 14 pts

30. Glove Slap, 13 pts

31. The Holy Rollers, 12.5 pts

32. The Be Sharps I, 10 pts

33. Team Muntz (Ha Ha), 8 pts

33. Duff Man. OH YEAH!, 8 pts

March 6, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Homey The Clown, Burns' Heir, Lisa's Rival
Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Homework & Tests
Winner: On This Team, We Obey The Laws Of Thermodynamics

Final Standings:
1. On This Team, We Obey The Laws Of Thermodynamics, 49 pts
1. Bahaha, The Legend Of The Dan-Faced Woman!, 49 pts
3. Dan's Latest Claptrap About His Flaming Libido, 48.5 pts
4. Krusty Brand Imitation Trivia Team - 9 Out Of 10 Hosts Can't Tell The Difference, 47.5 pts
5. I'm Sorry, I Can't Disclose Any Information About This Secret Illegal Team Name. Oh Crap, I Shouldn't Have Said They Had A Team Name. Oh Crap, I Shouldn't Have Said It Was A Secret. Oh Crap, I Certainly Shouldn't Have Said It Was Illegal…It's Too Cold Today, 44.5 pts
6. We Propose To You That Our Next Host Need Not Be A Boy In This Phallocentric Trivia Of Ours, 44 pts
7. A Bunch of Crazy Guys And Dolls, 42 pts
8. The New Bedlam Rest Home For The Emotionally Interesting, 40.5 pts
9. Stupid Hosts: Be More Funny!, 40 pts
9. (a sticker that said "I'm A Stupid Baby"), 40 pts
11. Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow, 39.5 pts
11. Muppets Go Medieval, 39.5 pts
13. Discovery Channel, 38 pts
14. 206 Bones, 50 Miles Of Small Intestines, Full Pouting Lips…Why This Team Is Less A Trivia Team Than A God, 36 pts
15. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 35.5 pts
15. The Team That Was A Fool To Think Anyone Would Want Nude Photos of Whoopi Goldberg, 35.5 pts
15. Pukahonta, 35.5 pts
18. Lemon-Shaped Rock, 34 pts
18. Lobster Stuffed With Tacos, 34 pts
18. The Lavatory Linksmen, 34 pts
21. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They Bark They Shoot Bees At You, 33.5 pts
22. Blouse-Wearing Poodle-Walkers, 33 pts
23. Don't. Praise. The Machine, 32.5 pts
24. The International Drainage Commission, 30.5 pts
25. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 27 pts
26. Think Unsexy Thoughts, 25.5 pts
27. Handsome Homer Simpsons Plus 3, 23.5 pts
28. Juggler's Despair, 23 pts
29. Let's Roll, Shoshanna, 20.5 pts
30. Grimy, As He Liked To Be Called, 20 pts
31. Ooo, Erotic Cakes, 19.5 pts
31. Alien Insect Overlords, 19.5 pts
33. Do Not Touch Willie, 13.5 pts
33. You Have Selected No, 13.5 pts
35. Everything's Comin' Up Milhouse!, 10 pts
36. Mmmm…Berry Park, 8 pts

March 4, 2014 - Hamilton

Location: The Anchor Bar
Episodes: Homer Badman, Team Homer, Homer's Enemy
Winner: Steamed Hams, Especially Lisa…But Especially Bart (tie)

Final Standings:
1. Steamed Hams, 42.5 pts
1. Especially Lisa…But Especially Bart, 42.5 pts
3. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 42 pts
3. Fishbulb, 42 pts
5. Silhouette Night, 37.5 pts
5. The Gay Robots From Star Wars, 37.5 pts
7. No, My Son Is Also Named Bort, 37 pts
8. Wuzzle Wazzle, 35.5 pts
9. No Homers, 27 pts
10. Patty & Selma, 25 pts
11. Y6LE, 24.5 pts
12. The Speed Holes, 22 pts
13. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 21 pts
14. Not Quite A Mop, Not Quite A Puppet, 18 pts
15. Nick & Kendra, 11 pts
16. Giv'r Blind River, 6.5 pts