January 20, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Nelson Muntz, Holidays

Episodes: Homer the Vigilante, Two Dozen and One Greyhounds, Homer's Enemy

Winner(s): Potassium Benzoate

Final Standings: 

1. Potassium Benzoate, 45.5 pts

2. Vassar Bashers, 44.5 pts

3. Woozle-Wuzzle, 43.5 pts

4. The "P is for Psycho" Experience, 42 pts

4. Smooth Jimmy Apollo's Lock of the Week, 42 pts

4. Legitimate Businessman's Social Club, 42 pts

7. She'll See Through Me Like Grandma's Underpants, 41.5 pts

8. The National Ringworm Association (The Other NRA), 37.5 pts

9. People Who Look Like Things, 36.5 pts

10. Table 5, 35.5 pts

11. I Thought This Team Name Would Be Fun and Exciting, You Know, Like That Movie Spaceballs, But Instead, It's Been Painful & Disturbing Like That Movie Police Academy, 35 pts

12. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention, 33.5 pts

13. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 33 pts

13. Son of Sanford and Son 33 pts

15. Team Bort, 30.5 pts

16. Team Discovery Channel, 30 pts

17. Nuke the Whales, 29.5 pts

18. Lobster Stuffed with Tacos, 29 pts

19. A Team Devoted to Chastity, Abstinence, and a Flavorless Mush We Call Rootmarm, 28 pts

20. We Want To Help You, George Washington? Even Our Team Names are Square, 27.5 pts

20. Bonestorm!, 27.5 pts

22. S.M.R.T., 26 pts

22. Whacky Shaaaack!, 26 pts

24. Rory Calhoun, 25 pts

25. WO__D_ F_IR, 24 pts

26. Worker and Parasite, 23 pts

27. Look! Someone's Attractive Cousin!, 22.5 pts

28. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 21.5 pts

29. The Frowning of a Lifetime, 20.5 pts

29. Professor VJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Food Magorium & Great American Steakery, 19.5 pts

31. Followers of the Lizard Queen, 19 pts

32. Duff Till Dawn, 18.5 pts

32. Uncle Moe's Family Team Bag, 18.5 pts

34. POO and ASS, 18 pts

35. Joe's Creamatorium: You Kill 'Em, We Grill 'Em, 17.5 pts

36. Puppy Goo Goo, Fetch Me A Dream, 15 pts

37. Cheesy Does It, 14.5 pts

37. Brain My Damage, 14.5 pts

38. Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds, 14 pts

39. Seaweed Sharks, 13.5 pts

40. Yackin' It Up on the Old Yack Box, 6.5 pts

41. Wolf Pack, 2 pts

January 14, 2014 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Homer The Heretic, The Springfield Connection, The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
Categories: Lenny, Parties
Winner: Once In A Great While, We Are Privileged etc. etc.

Final Standings:
1. Once In A Great While, We Are Privileged etc. etc., 46 pts
2. By The Time We Picked A Team Name, It Had Already Been Read Out By Chris Brazeau. We Got Back At Her Though. Her And That Cat of Hers, 44.5 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 42.5 pts
4. Here At Globex, We Don't Believe In Team Names. In Fact, I Didn't Even Give You My Coat!, 41.5 pts
4. Leon Komplowsky & The Jackson 5, 41.5 pts
6. Oye Karoomba!, 41 pts
6. Whitey Whackers, 41 pts
8. What Advantages Does This Team Have Over, Say, A Train? Which I Could Also Afford, 40.5 pts
9. The Nelsons feat. I'm Joe Namath, 40 pts
10. SOCK PUPPETS! (Where? Where?), 39.5 pts
10. The Team With The Butt That Won't Quit, 39.5 pts
12. A Team Full Of Hope And Some Cement, 38.5 pts
12. Better Look Burn Suits, 38.5 pts
14. Our Team Is Hatless, I Repeat, Hatless, 38 pts
15. Born To Runer-Up, 37.5 pts
15. Coalition To Bring Back Sheriff Lobo, 37.5 pts
15. I Think This Team's Name Is Mother Shabubu Now, 37.5 pts
15. Chris, That's The Kind Of Trivia Question That Makes Us Want To Marry You. But Instead, We're Leaving Town Forever, 37.5 pts
15. Stupider Like A Fox, 37.5 pts
15. The Team Made Entirely Of Syrup, 37.5 pts
21. Northern Reticulated Team, 37 pts
22. Team Trivia Will Keep Us Away From Temptations Like Rock Music And Girls, 36.5 pts
23. Did Somebody Say Box Kites?!!, 36 pts
24. Bed Goes Up, Bed Goes Down, 35 pts
24. In Rod We Trust, 35 pts
26. Wondrous Wizards Of Latin, 34.5 pts
27. The Soooooooul Mass Transit System, 34 pts
28. The Blunchblack Of Blotre Blame, 33.5 pts
29. Are Poo And Ass Taken?, 33 pts
30. Fickle Mush Heads, 32.5 pts
30. People Who Mailed One Dollar To Happy Dude, 32.5 pts
32. Put It In H, 32 pts
33. The Langdon Algers. They're Quiet And Enjoy Puzzles, 31.5 pts
34. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, 31 pts
34. Johnny Deformed, 31 pts
34. Mr. Teeny's Teeny Weeny Simpsons Team, 31 pts
34. We Wrote The Iggy, 31 pts
38. Fourth Reich Motors, 30 pts
39. Esquilax: The Team With The Head Of A Rabbit, And The Body Of A Rabbit, 29.5 pts
40. Die, Bad Teams, Die! (With A Dry Cool Wit Like That, I Could Be An Action Hero), 29 pts
41. We Need Tungsten To Live! TUNGSTEN!, 28.5 pts
42. I Love You Too, Pepsi, 27.5 pts
43. Ahh! Purple Drapes! All My Life I've Wanted Purple Drapes!!, 27 pts
44. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 26 pts
45. Abortions For Some, 25 pts
45. I Can't Think Of Anyone Who Has Benefitted More From The Death Of Communism Than Us, 25 pts
47. Miracle Spine-O-Cylinders, 24 pts
48. Four-Eyed Lame-Os, 23.5 pts
48. Garfunkel, Messina, Oates & Lisa, 23.5 pts
50. Excelsior! (OMEGA), 22 pts
51. Trivia Didn't Do Beer Well Without, 20 pts
52. Steamed Hams feat. Friends With Salad, 19.5 pts
53. Wellington Botanic Gardens, 15 pts
54. Flancrest Enterprises, 14 pts
55. Ayn Rand School For Tots, 13.5 pts
56. Handsome Homer Simpson +4, 13 pts
57. Pupli Kids, 8.5 pts

January 9, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Mountain of Madness, Bart's Girlfriend, A Milhouse Divided
Categories: Dr. Hibbert, Gifts
Winner: Trivia? Isn't This The Line For Metallica?

Final Standings:
1. Trivia? Isn't This The Line For Metallica?, 48.5 pts
2. It's The Team From A Summer Place, 46 pts
2. Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Brought To You By Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf, 46 pts
4. Can't We Have One Trivia Night That Doesn't End With Us Digging Up A Corpse?, 42.5 pts
5. We'll Deal With Those Murderous Trolls, 41 pts
6. A Picture Of A Hand That Says Lenny = White Carl = Black, 40.5 ts
7. The Legend Of The Dog-Faced Woman, 38 pts
8. You Have Selected Regicide, 37.5 pts
9. We're Well-Wishers In That We Don't Wish You Any Specific Harm, 36.5 pts
9. This Team Is Pretty Good But It's No Box of Special K, 36.5 pts
11. Black Smithers, 35.5 pts
12. Gamblor And His Neon Claws, 34.5 pts
12. Can't Talk. Robbed. Go Hell., 34.5 pts
14. I Did The Iggy, 34 pts
15. The Channel 6 Wastelanders, 33.5 pts
15. After All, Negotiations Make Strange Bedfellows, 33.5 pts
17. Hooray For Everything, 32.5 pts
18. The Team That Spins The Middle Side Topwise, TOPWISE, 29.5 pts
19. No TV And No Beer Make This Team Something Something, 29 pts
19. The Lizard Queens!, 29 pts
21. Well, The Kids Have To Learn About Tek Wars Sooner Or Later, 25.5 pts
22. Arriaga, Arriaga 2, Bodiagua, 25 pts
23. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 23.5 pts
24. The Guatemalan Insanity Peppers of Quetzalacatenango, 22.5 pts
25. The Ya-Hoo Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band, 21.5 pts
26. The Cane From Citizen Kane, 21 pts
27. Single People Might Like Crackers, 20.5 pts
28. Eating Can After Can Of Dog Food Until Your Tears Smell Like Dog Food, 20 pts
29. Crunch Patties, 13.5 pts
30. Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins, 12.5 pts
31. Your Tears Say More Than Real Evidence Ever Could, 12 pts
32. Lester And Eliza, 10.5 pts
33. The Impson Family, 3.5 pts

January 7, 2014 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar
Episodes: Cape Feare, Mr. Plow, Homer vs. The 18th Amendment
Category: Moe
Winner: Compuglobalhypermeganet

Final Standings:
1. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 40 pts
2. The Gay Robots From Star Wars, 34.5 pts
3. The Movementarians, 28.5 pts
4. Klassic Krusty, 19.5 pts
5. The Hammock District On 3rd, 19 pts
5. Walt Whitman, 19 pts
7. Can I Borrow A Team Name?, 16.5 pts
7. KT - Bday, 16.5 pts
9. Proton Blasters, 15.5 pts
10. The Isotopes, 7.5 pts