August 19, 2013 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer, Krusty Gets Kancelled, Homer Badman
Categories: Sideshow Bob, Religion
Winner(s): C̶a̶t̶ Hurricane Chow and alt.nerd.obsessive

1. C̶a̶t̶ Hurricane Chow, 43.5 pts

1. alt.nerd.obsessive, 43.5 pts

3. There's Very Little Meat in These Gym Mats, 42 pts

4. The Windy Apples, 39.5 pts

5. P is for Psycho, 39 pts

6. Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen, 37 pts

7. Hans Sprungfeld and the Silver Tongues, 36.5 pts

8. The Wallet Inspectors, 36 pts

9. Guy N. Cognito, 34.5 pts

9. We're Macys, You're Gimbels, 34.5 pts

11. Mr. Kookalabanza and Some Real Ugly Kid, 34 pts

12. Leader Beans, 32.5 pts

13. A Mathematician, a Different Kind of Mathematician and a Statistician, 30.5 pts

14. [The Sound of One Hand Clapping], 30 pts

14. The Electrified Fooling Machines, 30 pts

16. WO__D_ F_IR, 29 pts

17. Is It About My Cube?, 28 pts

17. The Springfield Investorettes, 28 pts

17. Born to Runner Up, 28 pts

20. The Re-bigulators, 27 pts

20. The Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 27 pts

22. The Disco Studs, 26.5 pts

22. Nuke the Whales, 26.5 pts

22. Krusty Trombones, 26.5 pts

25. The Magaggies (Birthday), 25 pts

26. The Ides of Marge, 24.5 pts

27. The Germans are Mad, 17 pts

28. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 16.5 pts

29. National Ringworm Association (The Other NRA), 13.5 pts

30. Handsome Pete's Nickel Dancers, 11 pts

31. I Call the Big One Bitey, 10 pts

32. Baby Stink Breath, 9.5 pts

32. Max "Bort" Power, 9.5 pts

34. Sexy Results, 8 pts

35. Boo-urns, 2.5 pts

36. Thrill House, 1 pts

August 13, 2013 - Toronto (3rd Anniversary edition)

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Last Exit To Springfield, Homer The Great, Cape Feare
Categories: Grampa's Stories, License Plates
Winner: None (exhibition game)

Team Names:
1. We Got The Head Table Thanks To The Two Sweetest Words In The English Language: De-Fault! De-Fault! De-Fault!
2. Thrillho
3. Guy Incognito
4. The Team That's Gonna Sit And Ogle The Ladies In The Victoria's Secret Catalogue...Sears Catalogue
5. Unky Moe's Family Feedbag
6. This Is A Trivia Night, Not The Bleedin' Splish-Splash Show
7. Glower Power
8. The Team Who Are Here To Commemorate Our Glorious Society's 3rd Anniversary, And In Honour Of This Momentous Occasion...We're Havin' Ribs
9. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
10. Aaronson & Zykowski
11. We Are Honoured To Accept Your Waste
12. Abortions For Some...
13. Yvan Eht Nioj
14. Bovine University
15. Stoner's Pot Palace
16. The Team That's Fastest At Looking Up Answers On Google
17. Wang Computers
18. Excuse Me, Chris, Our Team Would Like To Request $17 For A Pushbroom Rebristling
19. "The Team That Couldn't Slow Down"
20. The Team That Gets Pretty Competitive When They're Drinking
21. Team S-M-R-T!
22. Innocent Of Not Being Guilty
23. The Atomic Weight of Bolognium
24. Wookie
25. Hitler, North Dakota
26. Look In The Tunk
27. Hepped Up On Goofballs
28. Gamblor
29. Only Scum Compared To Krusty
30. Mooching War Widows
31. Team Discovery Channel
32. This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have A Fire Exit
33. Nuts And Gum: Together At Last!
34. Superstars At The Cracker Factory
35. The Creamy Middles
36. Put It In H!
37. The Hammock District (On Third)
38. The Piano Tuners Local 412
39. The Genuine Panaphonics
40. Bort
41. So I Says To Mabel, I Says...
42. The Blunch Blacks of Blotre Blame
43. The Big Wheels At The Cracker Factory
44. Sex Cauldron
45. Starland Vocal Band
46. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They Bark They Shoot Bees At You
47. Needs More Dog
48. The Team That Made An H...It Looks Like An X
49. Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag
50. People Against People For Nuclear Energy
51. The Team Made Up Of A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician, And A Statistician
52. The Chutney Squishees
53. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
54. The Apu de Beaumarchais
55. The Nelsons
56. Knife Goes In, Guts Come Out
57. Look In The Tunk II
58. This Team's First Act Will be To Kill The Whole Lot Of Ya, And Burn The Bar To Cinders
59. Cup And Ball Hogs
60. A Fridge Too Far
61. Am I Too Late For The 4:30 Autogyro?
62. MENDOZZZAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

August 1, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Santa's Little Helper, Vacations & Trips
Episodes: 138th Episode Spectacular, Saturdays of Thunder, Itchy & Scratchy Land
Winner: Two Brothers And Five Other Man Who Parlayed A Small Business Loan Into A Thriving Trivia Concern

Final Standings:
1. Two Brothers And Five Other Man Who Parlayed A Small Business Loan Into A Thriving Trivia Concern 45.5 pts (tie break)
1. I Thumb Through Your Magazines, 45.5 pts
3. I'll Die Before I Surrender, Tim, 44 pts
3. This Team Likes Women Who Take Their Clothes Off For Money, 44 pts
5. If You Miss Trivia, You'd Better Be Dead Or In Jail, 43 pts
6. The Stuporous Funkers, 42 pts
7. Dig Up, Stupid, 40 pts
8. We Ordered A Zima, Not Ephesyma, 39.5 pts
9. Blah Blah Blah Bling Bling Bloo, 39 pts
10. There's An Old Saying Down On The Bayou That...Nyaah!, 37 pts
11. Milpool, 36 pts
11. Oh, Let's Say...Moe, 36 pts
13. Like Maybe Simpsons Trivia Is The Place Inside Each Of Us Created By Our Goodwill And Teamwork....Nah, They Said There'd Be Sandwiches, 35.5 pts
14. I Thought The Generals Were Due, 35 pts
15. The Sons Of The Guy Who Played Huggy Bear, 34 pts
16. Tied For Sixth With Allied Biscuit, 33 pts
16. Burns-Os, 33 pts
18. Only I May Dance, 31.5 pts
19. So I Says Blue M&Ms, Red M&Ms, They All Come Out The Same Color In The End, 29 pts
20. Worker And Parasite, 28.5 pts
21. The Popes Of Chilitown, 28 pts
22. Big Wheels At The Cracker Factory, 27.5 pts
23. Hot Dog Hot Dog Yes Sir No Sir Ok, 26.5 pts
24. Raisin Roundies, 25.5 pts
24. Moochin' War Widows, 25.5 pts
26. Abortions For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others, 21.5 pts
27. We The Purple, 19 pts
28. Team Discovery Channel, 18 pts
28. Ethnic Mismatch Trivia Team #644, 18 pts
28. The Lemon-Shaped Rocks, 18 pts
31. Springfield Sacrilicious Waffles, 14.5 pts
32. Otto Mann-Chester United, 13.5 pts
33. Classy Lassies, 12 pts
34. Flatulent Fox, 11 pts
34. Gladys The Groovy Mule, 11 pts
36. Gary Unisex, 10.5 pts
37. Gettin' Wiggum With It, 10 pts
38. Fuggle, 3 pts