February 27, 2013 - Chicago

Location: Atlantic Bar & Grill
Episodes: Team Homer, Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment, You Only Move Twice
Categories: Barney Gumble, Movies
Winners: The Damn Hell Ass Kings

Final Standings: 
1. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 45 pts
2. Soul Mass Transit System, 44.5 pts
3. Secretaries of Partying Down, 42 pts
4. We're Macys, You're Gimbles, 41.5 pts
5. Meesah Sparkle, 37 pts
6. The 9th Bearded Infantry, 34.5 pts
7. Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Team Family Guy, 33 pts
8. Milpool, 32.5 pts
9. Perfectly Cromulent, 32 pts
10. Whitey Wackers, 29.5 pts
11. University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol, 29 pts
12. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 28.5 pts
12. Team Discovery Channel, 28.5 pts
12. Woozle... Wazzle?, 28.5 pts
15. Hey Yo, Who Says My Team Has A Name?, 23 pts
15. Globex Corp., 23 pts
17. S.M.R.T., 22 pts
18. Ganesh Has Been Subdued, 20.5 pts
19. The Christ Punchers, 18.5 pts
20. Amanda Hugenkiss, 17 pts
21. Excuse Me, My Team is Also Named "Bort", 2 pts

February 24, 2013 - Pittsburgh

Location: Hambone's
Episodes: Homie The Clown, Selma's Choice, Deep Space Homer\
Winner: This Team Is Also Cursed

Final Standings:
1. This Team Is Also Cursed, 60 pts
2. Born To Runner-Up, 58.5 pts
3. Bronson, Missouri, 57 pts
4. Fork And Spoon Operators From Sector 7-G, 45 pts
5. 2-3 = Negative Fun, 43 pts
6. The Pray For Mojos, 38 pts
7. Team Royal Rumble, 37 pts
8. Polly Wolly Crappy, 36 pts
9. Pray For Mojo, 30 pts
10. Chimpan-A To Chimpan-Z, 27 pts
11. Krustyburgers, 4 pts

February 12, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Bart's Friend Falls In Love, War of the Simpsons
Categories: The Lovejoys, Romantic Gestures
Winner: These Tar Fumes Are Making Me Dizzy

Final Standings:
1. These Tar Fumes Are Making Me Dizzy, 43 pts (tiebreak winner)
2. We'll Get That Reserved Table Back, Or Choke The Rivers With Our Dead, 43 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 42.5 pts
4. This Team Probably Misses Their Old Glasses, 41 pts
5. Sleek, Vigilant Pumas: The Trivia Team of the Mountains, 40.5 pts
5. MendozaaaaAAAA!, 40.5 pts
7. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician, And A Statistician, 39 pts
8. Oh, The Taxes. The Finger Thing Means The Taxes, 38.5 pts
8. The Nelsons, 38.5 pts
10. Allied Biscuit, 37 pts
11. The Team That Knows What The Jazz Is All About, 35 pts
12. Let Arby's Worry About It, 34.5 pts
12. The Team That Should Send You To St. Louis, 34.5 pts
14. Born To Runner-Up, 34 pts
15. Stupider Like A Fox, 33.5 pts
16. It Was The Best Of Times, It Was The Blurst of Times, 32.5 pts
17. People Who Look Like Things, 32 pts
18. The Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers, 31.5 pts
19. Put It In H, 31 pts
20. The 9th Bearded Infantry, 30.5 pts
20. The Queens of Summertime, 30.5 pts
20. The Team As Pretty As Princess Leia and As Smart As Yoda, 30.5 pts
20. Two Comely Lasses And A Pig, 30.5 pts
24. The Children Who Meddled With The Republican Party And Lived To Tell About It, 29.5 pts
25. We The Purple, 28.5 pts
26. Parade To Distract Joyless Citizenry, 28 pts
27. This Team Is A Part Of Us All, A Part Of Us All..., 27.5 pts
27. What I'd Like Is I'd Like To Hug And Kiss You, 27.5 pts
29. Damn Weiner Kids, 26.5 pts
30. This Place 'The Cadillac Lounge' Is A Business of Some Kind? It's a Pornography Store. We Were Buying Pornography, 26 pts
31. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 25.5 pts
32. Damn You Rock'em Sock'em Robots! Can't We All Just Get Along?, 25 pts
33. This Team Is A Lot Like A Refrigerator: 300 lbs, Tall, Makes Ice..., 24 pts
34. He's Not Popular Enough To Wear Pink, 23.5 pts
35. A Giddy Little Thrill At A Reasonable Price, 23 pts
35. Something Something Then You'll See You'll Avoid Catastrophe, 23 pts
37. The Be Sharps, 22 pts
37. The Big Butt Skinners, 22 pts
37. Not Quite A Mop, Not Quite A Puppet, 22 pts
40. The Never Tries, 18 pts
41. Twirl Kings, 17.5 pts
42. Call Us Mint Jelly, 'Cause We're On The Lamb, 16 pts
43. All Hail General Krull And His Glorious New Regime, Signed Little Girl, 14.5 pts
44. Did You See That Jerk? He Dropped His Notes, 12 pts
45. Six Simple Words: I'm Not Gay But I'll Learn, 5.5 pts

February 6, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Grade School Confidential, A Streetcar Named Marge
Categories: Waylon Smithers, Canada
Winner: Precious Antique Cans

Final Standings:
1. Precious Antique Cans, 48.5 pts
2. The Acme Grease and Shovel Racket, 48 pts
2. Help, My Son Is A Nerd (It's Not A Comedy), 48 pts
4. Too Many Grandmas, 47 pts
5. 1-600-DOCTORB, 46.5 pts
6. Andrew, Your Hair Smells Like Froot Loops, 44.5 pts
6. Dear Ratboy, 44.5 pts
8. The Sickos At Modern Bride Magazine, 43.5 pts
9. Guess Who Likes You (eyebrow raise) (ambulance sound), 43 pts
9. We Thumb Through Your Magazines, 43 pts
9. No One Must Know That We Dropped Our Glasses in the Toilet, Not Us, the Team that Drafted the Paris Peace Accord, 43 pts
12. A Few Prawns Short Of A Galaxy, 42.5 pts
13. Springfield Isotopes, 41.5 pts
13. Non-Threatening Boys, 41.5 pts
15. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 40.5 pts
16. Sex Cauldron, 39.5 pts
17. Come Back Zinc!, 38.5 pts
18. Kisses-Make-Me-Boogie-O-Lantern, 37.5 pts
19. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 37 pts
20. The Blunchblacks of Blotre Blame, 36.5 pts
21. J'n'R Whiskey Liquor Lads, 34.5 pts
22. Allied Biscuit, 34 pts
23. We'll Go 300 Hectares On A Single Quart of Kerosene, 33.5 pts
23. The Jealous Jockeys, 33.5 pts
25. Lousy Smarch Weather, 32 pts
26. Tramampoline, 31 pts
27. Biscuit, 30.5 pts
28. Jim Nabors Is Way Cool, 25.5 pts
29. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 24.5 pts
30. Ruddiger, 24 pts
31. Warm Cream Dreamers, 22 pts
31. The Wee Turtles, 22 pts
33. Dental Plan (Lisa Needs Braces), 19 pts
34. I'm Not Gay but I'll Learn, 18.5 pts
35. Jeremy's Iron, 14.5 pts
36. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 11 pts
37. Occluded Front, 11 pts
38. Busty St. Claire, 10 pts
39. Yah, You See How You Scum, 9.5 pts