December 26, 2012 - Chicago

Location: Atlantic Bar & Grill

Episodes: Marge Be Not Proud, The Homer They Fall, Grift of the Magi

Categories: Krusty the Clown, Presents
Winners: The Damn Hell Ass Kings

Press Clippings: 

RedEye

Show off your knowledge of The Simpsons' first 11 seasons by competing for prizes in the Classic Simpsons Trivia Chicago Boxing Day Spectacular. The bar will help refresh your love of the show by screening three Christmas- and boxing-themed episodes.

Final Standings:

 1. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 48 pts

2. Hello Mr. Thompson, 47.5 pts

3. The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down, 47 pts

4. We’re Macy’s, You’re Gimbels, 46.5 pts

5. Remember That Time We Were Team Family Guy (pause for flashback), 46 pts

6. Prune Tracy, 45.5 pts

7. Nitsy, 44 pts

8. Team Discovery Channel, 43.5 pts

9. Perfectly Cromulent, 39.5 pts

10. D’ohmination, 33.5 pts

11. Team of Maximum Occupancy, 31.5 pts

12. I Demand to Speak to My Paleontologist, 27.5 pts

13. Stonecutters, 15 pts

14. Powell Motors, 10.5 pts

December 11, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire, Sideshow Bob Roberts, Marge Be Not Proud
Categories: Nelson Muntz, Presents
Winners: It's Our Job To Repeat As Champions. Our Job. Repeating Is Our Job.

Final Standings:
1. It's Our Job To Repeat As Champions. Our Job. Repeating Is Our Job, 46.5 pts
2. Matthew 21:17. Yeah. Think About It, 46 pts
3. Our Team Goes Over 300 Hectares On A Single Quart of Kerosene, 44.5 pts
4. Sex Cauldron, 44 pts
5. Canada's Answer To ELP, 43.5 pts
6. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face, 42.5 pts
6. This Team Started A Fire This Morning That They Really Should Keep An Eye On, 42.5 pts
8. Three Prawns Are Hardly A Galaxy, 42 pts
8. Feast Of Maximum Occupancy, 42 pts
10. Hark To The Tale Of Nelson, And The Boy He Loved So Dear, 41.5 pts
10. The Beer Barons, 41.5 pts
12. MENDOZAAAAA!, 41 pts
13. A Fridge Too Far, 38.5 pts
13. Loud Mouth, The Jerky Team For Jerks, 38.5 pts
13. Stupider Like A Fox, 38.5 pts
13. The Team That's Gonna Change The Way We Think About Getting Hit By Pies, 38.5 pts
13. Those White Flags Are No Match For Our Muskets, 38.5 pts
18. Attila The Fun, 38 pts
19. The Nelsons, 37.5 pts
20. The Sour Quince Logs, 36.5 pts
20. Speedway Squad! In Color!, 36.5 pts
22. Black Smithers, 35.5 pts
22. Lester & Eliza, 35.5 pts
24. Return Of The Thompsons, 35 pts
25. Benevan Stanchianos, 34.5 pts
25. Iroquois Twists, 34.5 pts
25. Let The Bears Pay The Bear Tax, 34.5 pts
28. Annual Gift Man (Who Lives On The Moon), 33.5 pts
28. The Carpenter Ant, The Nurse Shark & The Lawyer Bird, 33.5 pts
28. Put It In H, 33.5 pts
31. Let Arby's Worry About It, 32.5 pts
32. We're Thill Finithing Our Thithelth, 31.5 pts
33. Stern Lecture Plumbing (We Told You Not To Flush That), 30 pts
33. Tramapoline! Trimpopoline!, 30 pts
35. Here Comes The Metric System, 29.5 pts
35. Moe Is Their Leader, 29.5 pts
35. Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium & Great American Steakery, 29.5 pts
38. But Your Ad Says "No Money Down". No, Money Down!, 28.5 pts
38. To Simpsons Trivia: The Cause Of, and Solution To, All Of Life's Problems, 28.5 pts
40. Thrillhouse, 28 pts
41. Bart's People, 27 pts
41. Sector 7Gs, 27 pts
43. The Simpsons, 24.5 pts
44. Woozle Wozzle. Is That What Passes For A Team Name?, 24 pts
45. Sex Appeal & A Catchy Name: Mark Yovorsky's Trivia Team, 23 pts
46. Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabado, 22.5 pts
47. Globex Corporation, 20 pts
48. The Usurpers, 19.5 pts
49. Melvin & The Squirrels, 15.5 pts
50. Chocobots, 14 pts

December 6, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Marge Be Not Proud, Homer The Heretic, Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyedgrunt)cious
Categories: Comic Book Guy, Presents
Winner: The Wendy Windbags

Final Standings:
1. The Wendy Windbags, 48.5 pts (tiebreak winner)
2. How Come I Can't Get No Tang Round Here, 48.5 pts
3. The Big Wheels Down At The Cracker Factory, 47 pts
4. Silly Customer! You Cannot Hurt A Twinkie, 46.5 pts
5. Teamy & The Cloneasaurus, 45 pts
6. School of Hard Knockers, 43.5 pts
7. My Son's Name Is Also Bort, 43 pts
7. Geriatric Profanity Disorder, 43 pts
9. The Mathemagicians, 41 pts
10. The Load-Bearing Posters, 40 pts
10. The Albany Steamed Hams, 40 pts
10. In Japan, They Call Him 'Annual Gift Man' And He Lives On The Moon, 40 pts
10. What Have I Done To Deserve This Flat, Flavorless Manhattan?, 40 pts
14. Go To Hell! Go To Hell!, 39 pts
14. The Blurst of Teams, 39 pts
14. The Strong Must Protect The Sweet, 39 pts
17. Mad About Shoe, 38.5 pts
17. Hats Off To Hannukah, 38.5 pts
19. Well, The Kids Have To Learn About Tekwar Sooner Or Later, 37 pts
19. Union Rule 26: Every Patron Must Win Trivia At Least Once Regardless of Gross Incompetence, Obesity, Or Rank Odor, 37 pts
21. The Scienticians, 35.5 pts
21. Just What Gil Needs, Another Shark In The Tank, 35.5 pts
23. You're Right, It DOES Taste Like Grandma, 35 pts
24. The Spaceology Department at the Correspondance College of Tampa, 34.5 pts
25. Love In The Time of Scurvy, 34 pts
26. Team Homer Simpsons Bowles Commission, 33.5 pts
27. Fight Fight Fight! Bark Bark Bark!, 29 pts
28. You Know Those Guitars That Are, Like, Double Guitars?, 27 pts
29. Syzlak, 26 pts
29. Those Who Made Steve Guttenberg A Star, 26 pts
31. Ladies and Gentlemen, This Is The End. This Is The End of Dog Racing, 25.5 pts
32. The Hell's Satans Out of Bakersfield, 24.5 pts
33. Three Men, No Ducks, 23.5 pts
34. A Pain I Know All Too Well, 15 pts
35. Team Self-Discovery Channel, 12 pts
36. Gas Brake Honk, Gas Brake Honk, Honk Honk Punch, Gas Gas Gas, 0 pts