October 9, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Costumes
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror I, Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror IV
Winner: The Team Where People Throw Ducks At Balloons and Nothing's The Way It Seems

Final Standings:
1. The Team Where People Throw Ducks At Balloons and Nothing's The Way It Seems, 44.5 pts
2. The Homewreckers, 44 pts
3. Bonjourrrrrr Ya Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, 43.5 pts
4. Sex Cauldron, 43 pts
4. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate...That's Bad, 43 pts
6. Beer Barons, 42.5 pts
7. If You Kids Can`t Keep Your Hands To Yourselves…, 40.5 pts
7. The Undersecretaries For International Protocol, Brat and Punk Division, 40.5 pts
9. We Think Our Team and Seamen Don't Mix, 40 pts
10. Two Bucks Eh? And It Only Transports Matter?, 39 pts
11. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie & The Great 'Frisco Freakout, 36.5 pts
11. We Didn't Like the Idea of Milhouse Having Two Spaghetti Dinners In One Day, 36.5 pts
13. Ayatollah Assaholahs, 35.5 pts
14. Thrillho, 34 pts
15. Stupider Like A Fox, 33 pts
16. The Half-Inflated Dark Lords, 32.5 pts
16. To Pronounce It Properly I Would Have To Pull Out Your Tongue, 32.5 pts
18. Pin Pals, 31 pts
18. The Juicy Chess Club Brains, 31 pts
18. This Team Is Merely Exchanging Long Protein Strings, 31 pts
21. The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement In The Field of Excellence, 30 pts
21. Wang Computers, 30 pts
23. Put It In H!, 29.5 pts
23. That's Right, We Did The Iggy, 29.5 pts
25. Free Range Children, 29 pts
25. Team Atlas, 29 pts
27. Is This The End of Zombie Shakespeare?, 28.5 pts
27. The Don Homers, 28.5 pts
29. Archduke Chocula, 27 pts
29. The International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs & Nuclear Technicians, 27 pts
31. Kill Bart! Kill Bart! Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!, 26.5 pts
31. Let Arby's Deal With It, 26.5 pts
33. Breakfast Cereal For People with Syphillis, 26 pts
33. Stoner's Pot Palace, 26 pts
35. Slideshow Mel, 25.5 pts
35. These Are Speed Holes, They Make The Team Go Faster, 25.5 pts
37. Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp, 25 pts
38. Bonerland, 24.5 pts
39. Abortions for Some, Minature American Flags for Others, 24 pts
40. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 23 pts
41. The Serpent of Reheboam? The Well of Zohassadar?, 22.5 pts
42. We Work Hard, We Play Hard, 20 pts
43. Hurl A Brick-E-Mart, 19 pts
44. We Dedicate This Team Name To…The Lost Season of the All Girls Volleyball Team Due To Having Only One Ball, 18.5 pts
45. Caramel Cods, 17.5 pts
46. From The Desk of Springfield Republican Headquarters, 16.5 pts
47. Good Moleman To You, 14 pts
48. Germs of Endearment, 11 pts
49. The Christ Punchers, 9 pts
50. The Legitimate Businessman's Club, 8 pts
51. Bombardment, 4 pts

October 4, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Prof. Frink, Television (or "T.V.")
Episodes: Bart On The Road, Lisa's Wedding, Bart The Lover
Winner: The Finger Thing Means The Taxes

Final Standings:
1. The Finger Thing Means The Taxes, 45 pts
2. Dear Ratboy, 44 pts
2. alt.nerd.obsessive, 44 pts
2. Family, Religion, Friendship: These Are The Demons You Must Slay If You Wish To Succeed At Trivia, 44 pts
5. We Have To Go Now Our Planet Needs Us (This Team Died On Their Way To Their Home Planet), 43.5 pts
6. S-E-X In Front Of The C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N, 43 pts
6. Something Something Burt Ward, 43 pts
8. The Whitey Whackers, 40.5 pts
9. The Mediocre Presidents, 39 pts
10. Mooching War Widows, 38.5 pts
11. Chocolate Joy-Joys, 35.5 pts
12. The Brotherhood of Fruit Packers and Unpackers, 35 pts
13. Richard Avedon's Photos of Lenny, 34 pts
14. Default! The Two Sweetest Words In The English Language!, 33 pts
15. Onward Christian Sooooldiers, 32.5 pts
16. First Thing Next Trivia, We're Going To Punch Andrew In The Back Of The Head, 31 pts
16. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S., 31 pts
18. The Team That Couldn't Slow Down, 30.5 pts
19. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 28 pts
19. Armin Tanzarian's Reign of Terror, 28 pts
21. The Simpsons Bowles Commission, 26.5 pts
21. I Should Have Gotten Off At Crackton, 26.5 pts
23. Eric Skoelund, 25.5 pts
24. Wednesday Night Brew Crew, 23.5 pts
25. The Dead Who Rise And Vote Republican, 22 pts
26. The Christ Punchers, 21 pts
27. Thrill Ho, 6.5 pts

September 27, 2012 - Chicago

Location: The Atlantic Bar & Grill
Episodes: The PTA Disbands, Homer at the Bat, Last Exit to Springfield
Categories: Mr. Burns, Music
Winner: I'm A Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt

Final Standings:
1. I'm A Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 45 pts

2. Worker and Parasite, 43 pts
3. I Was Saying Boo-urns, 40 pts
4. Little Sad Boys, 38.5 pts
4. Pin Pals, 38.5 pts
6. Thrill Ho, 36.5 pts
6. Santos L. Halpers, 36.5 pts
8. I Call the Big One Bitey, 31.5 pts
9. I’m Cold and There are Wolves After Me, 29.5 pts
10. The Walking Birds, 26 pts