July 12, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Kamp Krusty, Homer At The Bat, Boy Scoutz 'N The Hood
Categories: Mr. Burns, Toys & Games
Winner: The Springfield Shopper


Final Standings:
1. The Springfield Shopper, 47.5 pts
2. The Mediocre Presidents, 47 pts
3. Local Team Loses Pants, Life, 46.5 pts
4. Dear Ratboy, 45.5 pts
5. I Know Where We Can Get Some Baguettes, 45 pts
5. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 45 pts
5. Funky See Funky Do, 45 pts
8. Ol' Painty Can Ned, 44 pts
9. Nachos, Flanders Style, 43 pts
9. Abortions For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others, 43 pts
11. More Asbestos!, 42.5 pts
12. Sweet Merciful Crap, 39.5 pts
12. Flim Springfield, 39.5 pts
12. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 39.5 pts
12. Two Guys From Quantico, 39.5 pts
16. A Cold-Hearted Republican To Lower Taxes, Brutalize Criminals and Rule You Like A King, 37.5 pts
17. The Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 37 pts
18. The Legend of the Dog-Faced Woman, 36 pts
18. Thrillho, 36 pts
20. Shake Harder Boy, 35 pts
21. A Cement Mixer Full of Hope And Some Cement, 34.5 pts
22. The Team That Could Tell If It Was A Pimple Or A Boil, 34 pts
23. The Soul Mass Transit System, 33 pts
24. Team Discover Channel, 32.5 pts
24. The Lovematic Grampa, 32.5 pts
24. Gummi Artisans Who Work Exclusively In The Medium of Gummi, 32.5 pts
27. Loewenstein..., 31 pts
27. Steamed Hams, 31 pts
29. The Team That Picks Its Nose Too Much...Or Not Enough, 30 pts
30. Khlau Kalash, 29 pts
31. Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644, 27 pts
32. Badger My Ass, We're Probably Milhouse, 25.5 pts
33. Hell's Satans, 23 pts
34. See This Hat? Twas My Cat, 20.5 pts
35. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 19.5 pts
36. Vitamin R, 19 pts
37. Chesty Larue, 18.5 pts
38. Everything's Coming Up Roe, 9.5 pts
39. Reverse Vampire, 8 pts
40. Tonight, A Stowaway Bar Is Terrorizing Space Shuttle Astronauts, 2F20

July 10, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Itchy & Scratchy Land, Boy Scoutz N The Hood, Bart Carny
Categories: Martin Prince, Movies
Winner: Bonjourrrr, Ya Cheese-Eatin' Surrenderr Monkeys
Press Clippings:

Global TV News, Toronto
http://www.globaltoronto.com/video/the+simpsons+bomb+shelter/video.html?v=2254948554&p=1&s=dd#video

Final Standings:
1. Bonjourrrr, Ya Cheese-Eatin' Surrenderr Monkeys, 49 pts
2. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 48 pts
3. 'Tis A Fine Team, But Sure 'Tis No Pool, English, 47 pts
3. One Team REALLY Seems to Love The Speedo Guy, 47 pts
5. The Beer Barons, 46.5 pts
6. We'll Show YOU Inanimate!, 45.5 pts
7. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 44 pts
8. Sex Cauldron, 43.5 pts
8. The First Non-Brazilian Team To Travel Backwards Through Time, 43.5 pts
10. Remember When Your Dog Ate My Goldfish, And You Lied And Said I Didn't Have Any Goldfish? Then Why Did I Have The Bowl, Bart? Why Did I Have The Bowl?, 43 pts
11. People Who Look Like Things, 42 pts
11. Fork & Spoon Operators, 42 pts
11. Some Guys From MIT Who Think Captain Picard Is Better Than Captain Kirk, 42 pts
14. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie & The Great 'Frisco Freakout, 41.5 pts
15. Night Boat: You Don't Have To Yell, He's All Around You, 41 pts
15. Saint Sebastian's Schol For Wicked Girls, 41 pts
17. The Itchy Lot, 40.5 pts
17. Our Team No Function Beer Well Without, 40.5 pts
17. This Year, Give Her English Muffins, 40.5 pts
20. Stupider Like A Fox, 40 pts
20. The Bad Neighbors, 40 pts
22. Hail Ants: Martin Prince, 39 pts
22. Never Try, 39 pts
22. Put Some Ardor In Your Larder with Our Energizing, Moisturizing, Tantalizing, Romanticizing, Surprising, Her-prizing, Revitalizing Teeeaam Naaame, 39 pts
25. The Christ Punchers, 38.5 pts
26. (Dignity), 38 pts
26. The Inanimate Carbon Rods, 38 pts
28. The Menthol Mooses, 37.5 pts
28. The Queens of Summertime...We Mean Kings! Kings!, 37.5 pts
28. Go Banana!, 37.5 pts
31. I Don't Know What Kind Of Trivia You Have Planned For Tonight, But Count Me Out, 36.5 pts
32. Truck-A-Saurus, featuring Marlon Brando as John Truckasaurus, 36 pts
33. A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name, 35.5 pts
33. This Team Gets 40 Rods To The Hog's Head, And That's The Way We Likes It, 35.5 pts
33. Young Women Are Going To Want To Have Sex With Us, And We Want Them To Think They Can, 35.5 pts
36. Don't You Hate Pants?, 34 pts
37. Space Coyotes, 33.5 pts
38. Thrillho, 33 pts
39. Two Minus Three Equal Negative Fun, 32.5 pts
39. Springfield's Young Hip Power Couples Like Me And Debbie Pinson, 32.5 pts
41. Here Comes The Metric System, 32 pts
42. Salad Friend Winners, 31.5 pts
42. The Darlings Of The So-Called City Fathers, 31.5 pts
44. Ajax Steel Mill, 28 pts
44. The Close Talkers, 28 pts
46. Can Superman Outrun The Flash?, 26 pts
47. The Goggles Do Nothing, 25.5 pts
48. The Up And At Thems, 25 pts
49. It's A Door: Use It!, 22.5 pts
49. The Ruddigers, 22.5 pts
50. Prince Skipper Skipple, or Primnipple Skimster, 19 pts51. Flaming Moe's, 18.5 pts
51. The Squirrel-Squashing Deer-Smackers, 18.5 pts
53. Kwik-E-Smarts, 15 pts
53. The Winners of the Milhouse 500, 15 pts
55. Missing Simpsons Trivia: That's A Paddling, 11.5 pts
56. No One Must Know We Dropped Our Glasses In The Toilet. Not Us, The Team That Drafted The Paris Peace Accord, 9.5 pts
56. Your Bra Bomb Better Work, Nerdlinger, 9.5 pts