February 13, 2011 - Toronto

Location: The Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Another Simpsons Clip Show, Grade School Confidential, Bart After Dark
Categories: Sideshow Bob, Sex
Winner: Ayatollah Assahollah

Final Standings:
1. Ayatollah Assahollah, 49 pts
2. Nothing Gets Chocolate Out, 48.5 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 46 pts
3. The Leader Beans, 46 pts
5. Our Team Engaged In Intercourse With Your Spouse Or Significant Other, 45.5 pts
6. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium And Great American Steakery, 45 pts
6. The Men Of the 9th Bearded Infantry, 45 pts
6. We Are Disgusted, 45 pts
6. We're Gettin' Drive Thru and We're Doin' It Twice, 45 pts
10. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 44 pts
11. Whoop-Dee-Do, Tarantula Town, I'm In Love, 43.5 pts
12. Mr. Putter, 42.5 pts
13. Our Team Name Is Just Like The Other Team Names, But With One Important Difference. Oh, They Took That Out. Yes, It Is Just Like The Other Team Names, 41 pts
14. 64 Slices Of American Cheese, 40 pts
14. You Have Selected Regicide, 40 pts
16. Never Try, 39.5 pts
17. Don't Ask Me, I'm, Just A Girl, 38 pts
17. Glower Power, 38 pts
17. Nuke The Whales, 38 pts
20. Everything's Coming Up Thrillpool, 37 pts
20. Melvin & The Squirrels, 37 pts
20. Secret Hobo Spices, 37 pts
20. The Team That Took 45 Minutes To Locate Canada On A Map, 37 pts
24. The Soul Mass Transit System, 36.5 pts
25. The Grade A Morons From Bovine University, 36 pts
26. Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys, 35 pts
27. Enjoy Your Death Trap, Ladies, 34.5 pts
27. Mmm...Floor Pie, 34.5 pts
27. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 34.5 pts
30. I May Have Had A Drunken 3-Way With The Host And Got An STD, But YOU Have A Gambling Problem, 34 pts
30. John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Berger, 34 pts
30. Johnny?  Johnny?  Joohhnnnyyyy!, 34 pts
33. Something Cutting Edge, Like Cut-Co, Edge Com, Inter Slice, 33.5 pts
34. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face, 33 pts
35. Watch Out, Laszlo Panaflex, 32 pts
36. Iroquois Twists, 31.5 pts
37. I Fell Off The Jungle Gym And When I Woke Up I Was In Here, 31 pts
38. Our Half-Inflated Dark Lord, 28.5 pts
38. Space Coyote, 28.5 pts
40. Starland Vocal Band, 28 pts
41. The Christ Punchers, 26 pts
42. The Groin-Grabbingly Good Team, 25 pts
42. Team Discovery Channel, 25 pts
44. My Cat's Name Is Mittens, 22.5 pts
44. Thrillho, 22.5 pts
46. Malibu Stacey's Ex-Husbands Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin, 21 pts
47. Come Back Joey Jo Jo!, 11.5 pts
48. Puppy Goo-Goo, Fetch Me A Dream, 6 pts

February 2, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy, Homer's Enemy
Categories: Principal Skinner, U.S. Presidents
Winner: Dr. Tongue Has Arrived

Final Standings:
1. Dr. Tongue Has Arrived, 45.5 pts
2. The Mediocre Presidents, 44.5 pts
3. The Following People Are Gay, 43 pts
4. This Things I Believe, 41.5 pts
5. We Can Hear Pudding, 39.5 pts
5. The Searing Kiss of Hot Lead, How We've Missed You, 39.5 pts
7. I Think Women And Seamen Don't Mix, 38.5 pts
8. I Told You Not To Flush That, 36.5 pts
8. Nobody Ever Suspects The Butterfly, 36.5 pts
8. You Gotta Supply Your Own Knobs, 36.5 pts
11. Human Blimp Sees Flying Saucer, 36 pts
11. Nobody Ever Says Italy, 36 pts
13. Hoju, 35 pts
14. Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 34 pts
15. Pray For Mojo, 32.5 pts
16. Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp, 31.5 pts
17. Team Discovery Channel, 27.5 pts
18. Hootie McBoob, 26 pts
19. Frank Grimes And Misdemeanours, 25.5 pts
20. Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart, 24 pts
21. Geese Love Ganders, 21 pts
22. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 18.5 pts
22. Pin Pals, 18.5 pts
24. Xena Needs Xex, 15.5 pts
25. Nahasapeemapetilon, 6 pts
26. I've Got Two Questions: One - Where's The Fife? Two - Gimme The Fife, 0.00001 pts