December 12, 2011 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Homer The Heretic, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
Categories: Waylon Smithers, Politics
Winner: The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers

Final Standings:
1. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 48.5 pts
2. Conformco Brain Deprogrammers, a Subsidiary of Mrs. Fields Cookies, 46 pts
3. Fiddle-dee-dee, That Will Require A Tetanus Shot, 44.5 pts
4. The Blunchblacks of Blotre Blame, 43 pts
5. The Popes of Chillitown, 42.5 pts
6. Tethered Swimming, 41.5 pts
7. Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp, 40 pts
8. The Weiner Patrol, 39.5 pts
9. Sex Cauldron, 39 pts
10. A Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzah, Tip Top Tet, And A Solemn Dignified Ramadan, 38.5 pts
11. Flancrest Enterprises, 37.5 pts
12. Acme Grease and Shovel, 37 pts
12. The Magical Men From Happy Land In Gumdrop Houses On Lollipop Lane, 37 pts
12. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 37 pts
12. Worker & Parasite, Eastern Europe's Favourite Cat and Mouse Team, 37 pts
16. The Aurora Borealis? At This Time Of Year? At This Time Of Day? In This Part Of The Country? Localized Entirely Within Your Kitchen?, 36.5 pts
17. Hail Ants, 36 pts
18. Down With Homework, 35.5 pts
19. Jump The Shark, 35 pts
20. Only A-Scum Compared-A To Krusty, 34.5 pts
20. Shake It Madam! Capital Knockers, 34.5 pts
20. The Best Damn Pet Shop In Town, 34.5 pts
23. Two Perfectly Good Jackets, 34 pts
24. Two Guys From Kabul, 32.5 pts
25. Discovery Channel, 31.5 pts
26. Capital Knockers, 31 pts
27. Never Try, 30 pts
27. You Have 30 Minutes To Move Your Car, You Have 10 Minutes To Move Your Car, Your Car Has Been Impounded, Your Car Has Been Crushed Into A Cube, You Have 30 Minutes To Move Your Cube, 30 pts
29. Cashmere Princesses, 29 pts
29. Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge, 29 pts
31. Abortions For All, 27 pts
32. The Denver Bronco-ohs, 26.5 pts
33. Baron Von Herzenberger And The Fun Boys Getting Rooms, 26 pts
34. Your Trivia Has Been Crushed Into A Cube. You Have 30 Minutes To Move Your Cube, 25.5 pts
35. The NY Mets, 25 pts
35. Jeremy's Iron, 25 pts
37. BMF, 24.5 pts
37. The Annual Gift Men, 24.5 pts
39. The Secretaries Of Partying Down, 21.5 pts
40. The Thompsons, 15 pts
41. Trab Pu Kcip, 14.5 pts

December 1, 2011 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Last Exit To Springfield, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Marge Be Not Proud
Categories: Chief Wiggum, Sports
Winner: The Mediocre Presidents

Final Standings*:
1. The Mediocre Presidents, 49 pts
2. Antoine Bugle Boy & The Counterfeit Jeans Ring, 44.5 pts
3. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 43.5 pts
4. Hot Stuff Coming Through, 42 pts
4. The Answer Is Fries, 42 pts
6. BYOBB - What's That B For? That's A Typo, 40.5 pts
7. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 37.5 pts
8. Emu Farm, 37 pts
8. Goodtime Slim, Uncle Doobie and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out, 37 pts
10. The Popes of Chilitown, 36 pts
10. Sector 7 G 4 1, 36 pts
12. Larry White, 34.5 pts
13. Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 33.5 pts
14. Speedway Squad In Color, 32.5 pts
15. Up And At Them, 31.5 pts
16. Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart, 31 pts
17. Flim Springfield, 30.5 pts
18. The Bartman, 29.5 pts
19. Thrillho, 27 pts
20. The Soul Mass Transit System, 26.5 pts
21. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 25 pts
22. Milpool, 21.5 pts
23. Cesspool On The Potomac, 19 pts
24. Onion Belt, 13.5 pts
25. Dig Up, Stupid, 11 pts
26. Fooforaw or Argle Bargle, 5 pts
27. Oddball Canadian Rules, 4.5 pts

*scores are unofficial; some cross-checking still needed