May 19, 2025 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Principal Skinner, Sports

Episodes: Homerpalooza

Winner: Ah, Neil, We've Got Nothing Against You. We Just Heard There Was Gold in Your Belly

 

1. Ah, Neil, We've Got Nothing Against You. We Just Heard There Was Gold in Your Belly,    49.5 pts
2. I Kissed an Inanimate Carbon Rod and I Liked It, 44.5 pts    
3. There is But One More Way to Win the Best Team Name, But It Is As Intricate and Delicate as a Well Played Game of Chess... Shitpost! Shitpost! Shitpost!, 41.5 pts
4. The New and Improved PBS News...Has Been Cancelled, 41 pts
5. There's Nothing to Be Afraid Of, Except That Midwest Dust Storm That Turns People Inside Out,    39.5 pts
6. Hey Leland, Check It Out. Time for Trivia!, 38.5 pts
6. This Circle is Our Team. My God, It's Like You've Known Us All Our Lives!, 38.5 pts
8. Hey, That Looks Like Bill Oakley! Aw Wait, It's Just a Pile of Rags..., 38 pts
9. The Yahoo Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band, 37 pts
10. When the Doctor Said I Didn't Have Worms Anymore, I Could Not Be Secretary of Health and Human Services, 33.5 pts
11. You Suck, McBain!, 33 pts
12. Maybe Married People Liked Simpsons Trivia. We Don't Know. Frankly, We Don't Wanna Know, 32.5 pts
12. Non-Threatening Boys, 32.5 pts
12. People Come to a Trivia Contest About a Cartoon Expecting a Certain Level of Professionalism, 32.5 pts
15. This Pizza Parlor Doesn't Have a Fire Exit. Enjoy Your Death Trap, Ladies!, 31.5 pts
16. A-Bort-tions for All!, 31 pts
16. Ludicrously Tragic, 31 pts
18. Two Bad Neighbors, 29.5 pts
19. Flintstones Chewable Fentanyl Addicts, 29 pts
19. The Chapel Street Chazzwozzers, 29 pts
21. That is a Rare Photo of Neil Arsenty Signed by Bill Oakley. It is Worth $150, 27.5 pts
22. Another Acid Flashback, 26.5 pts
22. I Begged You to Check My Answers First, I Begged You!, 26.5 pts
24. Kids with Mittens Pinned to Their Jackets All Year Round, 26 pts
25. Godspeed, Little Doodle, 25.5 pts
26. We Have a Lost Child Here. If He's Not Claimed Within the Next Hour, He Will Become Property of Woo Hoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia, 22.5 pts
27. Duff from Sweden, 21 pts
28. Homercles Cares Not for Beans!, 17.5 pts
29. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net is Hiring!, 17 pts
29. Gotta Nuke Something, 17 pts
31. Thrillho, 16.5 pts
32. The Armin Tamzarians, 15 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - May Edition

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Agnes Skinner, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! (Lyrics to If I Had A Million Dollars by The Barenaked Ladies)

EPISODES : The Twisted World of Marge Simpson, A Brush with Greatness, Homerpalooza

WINNERS : At Last, This Team Built the Mission. Finally, the Villagers Have a Place to Pray. ♫ Bringing in the Sheaves / Bringing in the Sheaves / We Shall Come Rejoicing / Bringing in the Sheaves ♫

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. At Last, This Team Built the Mission. Finally, the Villagers Have a Place to Pray. ♫ Bringing in the Sheaves / Bringing in the Sheaves / We Shall Come Rejoicing / Bringing in the Sheaves ♫ - 43 pts

2. Chirpy Boy & Bart Jr. - 38 pts

3. The Egg Advisory Council - 36 pts

4. Lovematic Grandpas - 34 pts

5. The Negligent Monsters - 29.5 pts

6. Release Me From Your Kung-Fu Grip - 20.5 pts

7. Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 18 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - April Edition

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Kirk Van Houten, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(Eggs!)

EPISODES : Homer Vs Patty & Selma, Flaming Moe's, So It's Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show

WINNERS : This Team's Been Up All Night Eating Cheese (TIE BREAKER WINNER!)

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. This Team's Been Up All Night Eating Cheese - 39 pts

1. The Negligent Monsters - 39 pts

3. Well, I Wish You Wouldn't Bash Matt Smith Because Aside From the Fact That He Has the Same Frailties As All Human Beings, He's The Only Father That This Team Has. Therefore, He Is Our Model Of Manhood, and Our Estimation Of Him Will Govern The Prospects Of Our Adult Relationships. So I Hope You Bear That In My Mind That Any Knock At Him Is A Knock At This Team, and We're Far Too Young to Defend Ourselves Against Such Onslaught. - 38 pts

4. Just Do It, Inspect Your Scalp For Ringworm - 34 pts

5. The Suckiest Couple of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 26.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - March Edition

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Apu, Spring Break!!

EPISODES : Homer Vs the 18th Amendment, Much Apu About Nothing!, Bart on the Road

WINNERS : TUBBBBBB!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. TUBBBBBB! - 44.5 pts

2. Most Improved Odors - 40.5 pts

3. The Negligent Monsters - 35 pts

4. The Dundas Hunks - 13 pts

 

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Valentine's Edition x 2

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Lou & Eddie, "Romantic" Gestures

EPISODES : Grampa vs Sexual Inadequacy, Lady Bouvier's Lover, Principal Charming 

WINNERS : You Call This A Trivia Team? If We Puked In Fountain Pen and Mailed It To The Monkey House, We'd Get Better Answers!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. You Call This A Trivia Team? If We Puked In Fountain Pen and Mailed It To The Monkey House, We'd Get Better Answers! - 43.5 pts

2. The Springfield Two - 38.5 pts

2. This Team's Trivia Abilities are Second Only to Sex Cauldron, The Lovematic Grampas, Well All the Kwik E Mart Gougers, But You Can Thank Your Lucky Stars We Aren't Matt Smith! - 38.5 pts

4. Is This Team of Morons Getting Dumber or Louder? - 37.5 pts

5. Friends With Salad - 35.5 pts

6. The Lovematic Grampas - 31 pts

7. When We Attend Trivia, We're Keeping Our OWN Name! That's...If We CHOSE To Attend Trivia.. - 29 pts

8. Moe Smithers, Please! - 2 pts

February 10, 2025 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Moe Szyslak, Video Games
Episodes: Lisa the Greek, I Love Lisa
Winner: I Didn't Think He Was Going to Diss Drake, But Then--BAM!--Second Encore!

1. I Didn't Think He Was Going to Diss Drake, But Then--BAM!--Second Encore!, 46.5 pts
2. The Team that Had Celibacy Thrust Upon It, 45.5 pts
3. Oh, You Know, the Host and His Boy. The Boy's Name is Owen. The Man... I Don't Know the Name of the Man, 42.5 pts
4. Nucular Submarine, 39 pts
5. Insulting Me? That's a Tariff. Asking Me Not to Treat Your Citizens Like Garbage? That's a Tariff. Imposing Reciprocal Tariffs? Oh, You Better Believe That's a Tariff, 38 pts
5. Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless, 38 pts
7. Junk in the Tunk, 37 pts
8. I'll Take That Communist Card, Too, 36.5 pts
9. The Doodletown Pipers, 35.5 pts
9. The Law-Talkin' Guys, 35.5 pts
11. A Bunch of Fickle Mushheads, 34.5 pts
11. USA A-OK or Cesspool on the Potomac (Cesspool! Cesspool!), 34.5 pts
13. The Thompsons, 33 pts
14. Drake's Response: "Morals and Ethics and Carnal Forbearance...", 32.5 pts
15. Some of Your Chair Moisteners from Sector 7-G, 31.5 pts
16. And Since We'd Achieved our Goals as a Trivia Team in One Round, There Was No Need for a Second, 31 pts
16. The Dogs with Bees in their Mouths, 31 pts
18. Not a Quarter! Darrrrrgh, He'll Be Reading Trivia Team Names for Hours!, 28 pts
18. Taxes? Isn't This the Line for Metallica?, 28 pts
20. Keep the Pig. How Many Flights to Instanbul Do I Get?, 26.5 pts
21. A Couple of Rory Calhouns, 24.5 pts
22. Inanimate Carbon Rods, 23.5 pts
23. The Erotic Awakening of S, 23 pts
24. Tell Neil We're Going to the Back Seat of Our Car With the Trivia Team I Love, and We Won't Be Back for 10 Minutes!, 20
 pts
25. Benevenstanciano, 18 pts
26. Who Pumped Ethyl?, 16 pts
27. Bort's Opus, 7 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - January Edition x 2

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Reverend Lovejoy, Real World Products

EPISODES : Homer Goes To College, Marge on the Lam, Bart After Dark

WINNERS : One, Matt Smith Needs to be Louder, Angrier, and Have Access to a Time Machine. Two, Whenever Matt Smith's Not at Trivia, Everyone Should be Asking, "Where's Matt Smith?"

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. One, Matt Smith Needs to be Louder, Angrier, and Have Access to a Time Machine. Two, Whenever Matt Smith's Not at Trivia, Everyone Should Be Asking, "Where's Matt Smith?" - 47 pts

2. Viceroy Fizzlebottom: A Hearty Cherub of a Trivia Team - 46.5 pts

3. The Team That Was Called "Distasteful and Purile" by a Panel of HIllbillies - 44.5 pts

4. The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Soft Shoe Society - 43.5 pts

5. The Lovematic Grampas - 36.5 pts

6. Crudely Drawn Filler Material - 33.5 pts