Wednesday, November 20, 2013

November 18, 2013 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Edna Krabappel, Songs
Episodes: Homer at the Bat, Bart's Friend Falls in Love, The PTA Disbands
Winner(s): Tipsy McStagger's Mozzarella Sticks

Final Standings: 
1. Tipsy McStagger's Mozzarella Sticks, 49 pts
2. No One in History Has Ever Thought of a Team Name This Clever, 48 pts
3. Please Help Yourselves to This Tripe, 46.5 pts
4. I'm A Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 45.5 pts
5. My team has a 1st name, it's F-R-I-T-Z.  My team has a 2nd name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N, 45 pts
6. This Team Shouldn't Have Eaten That Powdered Packet of Gravy We Found in the Parking Lot, 44.5 pts
7. The Vassar Bashers, 43.5 pts
8. It's Not Really Us! We Used Stunt Butts!, 42 pts
9. Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Food Magorium and Great American Steakery, 37 pts
10. Little Rudiger, 36.5 pts
11. Wacky Shaaaack!, 36 pts
12. Armin's Copy of Swank, 34 pts
12. Hired Goons, 34 pts
12. Kippers for Breakfast, 34 pts
15. I've Been Calling Her Crandall!, 33.5 pts
16. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, 33 pts
17. Wiggum Forever, Barney Never, 32 pts
18. Nuke the Whales, 31.5 pts
19. Pray for Mojo, 30.5 pts
20. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers, 30 pts
21. Crappy Little Elves, 25 pts
22. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 23.5 pts
22. Loggins, Messina, Oates and Lisa, 23.5 pts
24. It's Groening Men, 22.5 pts
25. Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, 20 pts
26. The Ides of Marge, 19.5 pts
27. Everything's Coming Up Milhouse, 19 pts
27. Son of Sanford and Son, 19 pts
29. Are Poo and Ass Taken?, 16.5 pts
30. Disco Stu's Denim Jacket, 15 pts
30. Seeweed Sharks, 15 pts
32. L'il Bandits, 9 pts

Sunday, November 17, 2013

November 12, 2013 - Toronto


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Bart Gets An F, Grade School Confidential, Bart The Lover
Categories: Edna Krebappel, Theatre
Winner: Loggins & Oates

Final Standings:
1. Loggins & Oates, 48 pts
2. The Team That Is Going To Hide Underneath Some Coats And Hope That Everything Is Alright, 45 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 44 pts
4. Forget About The Trivia, When Do We Get The Freaking Guns?, 43 pts
5. Have We Played Simpsons Trivia? Yeah, Once, Probably In One of Our Drunken Stupors, 41.5 pts
6. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 40.5 pts
6. "Mayor Ford" Corruptus Extremis, 40.5 pts
8. The Nelsons + I'm Joe Namath, 40 pts
9. We Got Mono From Riding The Monorail, 39 pts
10. 9th Bearded Infantry, 38.5 pts
11. Mendozaaaaaaa, 38 pts
12. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermit, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoey, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Candle, Caitlin, Noah, Sascha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Loren, Q-Bert and Phil, 37 pts
13. Put It In H, 36 pts
13. We Sleep In A Racing Car, Do You?, 36 pts
13. Sexually Yours, 36 pts
16. Stupider Like A Fox, 35 pts
16. She-She Club, 35 pts
18. Go Banana!, 34.5 pts
18. Eastern Europe's Favourite Cat And Mouse Team: Worker And Parasite, 34.5 pts
20. Truly Yours Is A Butt That Won't Quit - Woodrow, 33.5 pts
21. This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have A Fire Exit! Enjoy Your Deathtrap, Ladies, 33 pts
22. Okay Crew, Set Your Faces To Stunned, 32.5 pts
22. Our Feet Are Soaked but Our Cuffs Are Bone Dry, 32.5 pts
24. We're A Smart Team, But We Make Bad Choices, 31 pts
25. The Wildcats, 30.5 pts
26. The Hootie McBoobs, 29.5 pts
26. A Nudist Camp for Animals, 29.5 pts
28. Springfield's 9th Bearded Infantry, 28.5 pts
28. The Globex Corporation, 28.5 pts
28. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S., 28.5 pts
31. The Wheezy Windbags, 27 pts
31. We Can't Hear You Chris, We're Wearing Our Jacuzzi Suits, 27 pts
31. Thrillhou-, 27 pts
31. Also Named Bort, 27 pts
35. I Gotta Go, My Damn Weiner Kids Are Listening, 26.5 pts
36. Oh, I've Been Calling Her Crandall, 26 pts
37. Secret Lovers of Woodrow Wilson, 25.5 pts
38. Maaaaaattttloooock Expressway, 24.5 pts
38. The Zephyrs, 24.5 pts
40. Man Alive, There Are Men Alive In Here!, 24 pts
41. The Contrabulous Fabtraption Of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 22 pts
42. Tipsy McStagger's Goodtime Drinking And Eating Emporium, 21.5 pts
42. Edna, I Must Leave You; Why, I Cannot Say; Where, You Cannot Know; How I Will Get There, I Haven't Decided Yet, 21.5 pts
44. We Had A Team Called The Cup And Ball Hogs, It Died, It Dies; Mom Said It Was Sleeping, She Lied, She Lied; Why Oh Why Is Our Team Dead? Couldn't That Chrysler Have Hit Us Instead?, 20.5 pts
44. Sexually Yours, Woodrow, 20.5 pts
46. I'm On My Way, 18.5 pts
47. We're Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 18 pts
47. The Thompsons, 18 pts
49. Worst...Team...Ever, 17.5 pts
50. Spittle County Raiders, "Birthplace Of The Loogie", 13 pts
51. Can't Win, Don't Try, 10 pts
52. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 9.5 pts
53. Elppabarc Ande, 8 pts
54. Simpson Scandal Update: Homer Sleeps Nude In An Oxygen Tent Which He Believes Gives Him Sexual Powers, 7.5 pts
55. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S. 2, 4 pts
56. Did You Know Simpsons Trivia Has Gone Up In Popularity Each And Every Year? If These Trends Continue...Ayyyy, 1 pt


November 7, 2013 - Brooklyn


Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Bart The Lover
Categories:
Winner: Dans, The Teams Are Playing In The Hole Again

Final Standings:
1. Dans, The Teams Are Playing In The Hole Again, 45.5 pts
2. Personally Offended By Broad Social Trends, 43.5 pts
2. As You Know, One Day Your Team Name Will Disqualify You From All Of The Hottest And Noisiest Jobs, 43.5 pts
4. The Team Where Nothing Could Possibl-Y Go Wrong, 42 pts
4. Mmm, This Sandwich Tastes So Young And Impudent, 42 pts
6. This Team's Faking It, 41.5 pts
6. Calling All Quakers, 41.5 pts
8. The Neglecterinos, 41 pts
9. Pukahontas, 40.5 pts
9. Easy Targets For Every Smooth Talking Lothario With His Own Car And Tight Jeans, 40.5 pts
11. Semper Fudge, 40 pts
12. Can't. Stop. Doing The Monkey, 39 pts
12. Dans, You're The Closest Thing To A Man In My Life And That's So Depressing I'm Going To Cry, 39 pts
12. The Sandal-Wearing Goldfish Tenders, 39 pts
15. The Drug Dealer Keeper-Awayers, 38.5 pts
15. This Team Both Sucks And Blows, 38.5 pts
17. Too Many Grandmas, 38 pts
18. This Is Simpsons Trivia, Not The Bloody Splish Splash Show, 37 pts
19. Meow Meow Meow, 36.5 pts
20. This Team Is Very Sad For It Has Been Overthrown And Replaced By The Benevolent General Krull. All Hail Krull And His Glorious New Regime, 36 pts
20. Klondike 5-3457, 36 pts
22. Woozle Wuzzle, 35.5 pts
23. The Denver Broncos???, 35 pts
24. Is That Gum? Is That Gum? Is That Gum?, 33.5 pts
24. Herman's Head Trauma, 33.5 pts
26. Strap On Your Skates, Gordie, 32.5 pts
27. Forty Rods To The Hogshead, 32 pts
28. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 31.5 pts
28. Yeah Smingers Did It, Case Closed, 31.5 pts
30. This Team's Been Calling Her Crandall, 30 pts
30. Drink Up Judah Ben Hur. You Truly Are King Of Kings, 30 pts
30. Insulting The Boot Is A Bootable Offense, 30 pts
33. Pumping Gas For A Living, 29.5 pts
34. Hired Goons, 29 pts
35. Gummy Artisans That Work Exclusively In the Medium of Gummy, 28.5 pts
36. Thanks Benevenstanchiano!, 28 pts
37. Flowers By Irene, 27.5 pts
38. The Steamed Hams, 26.5 pts
39. Raggin' On Your Cord, 25 pts
40. You Don't Win Friends With Salad, 22.5 pts
41. The Christ Punchers, 22 pts
41. Supernintendo Chalmers, 22 pts
43. Everything's Comin' Up Milhouse, 21.5 pts
44. The Wild Shirtless Lyrics Of Mark Farner, The Bong-Rattling Bass Of Mel Schacher, And The Competent Drum Work Of Don Brewer, 21 pts
45. Bonerland, 20 pts
46. The Big Book Of British Smiles, 19.5 pts
47. Homersexuals, 18.5 pts
48. The Native Americans of Comedy Writing: They Used Everything (It's Not As Racist As It Seems), 5 pts
49. The Brooklyn Isotopes, 2.5 pts
50. Tiger & The Knife, 1 pt