Tuesday, October 22, 2013

October 21, 2013 - Chicago



Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Lenny & Carl, US Presidents
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror VII
Winner(s): The Chubbiest Kickline in Town & The Black Smithers (tie)

Final Standings: 
1. The Black Smithers, 47.5 pts
1. The Chubbiest Kickline in Town, 47.5 pts
3. Vassar Bashers, 47 pts
3. alt.nerd.obsessive, 47 pts
3. Urge to Kill... Rising..., 47 pts
6. Do Not Touch Willie, 44.5 pts
7. Team is Hatless, Repeat: Hatless, 44 pts
8. The Sour Quince Logs, 42 pts
8. My Precious Antique Cans, 42 pts
10. The League of Uninformed Voters, 40.5 pts
11. Champions of Winning, Superb!, 39 pts
11. Whitey Whompers, 39 pts
13. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, 38.5 pts
14. The Al Ighty Ollar, 37.5 pts
14. Thrillhouse, 37.5 pts
16. Thrillho, 36.5 pts
17. Greasy Thugs, 35 pts
18. Krudler, 34.5 pts
18. Wacky Shack, 34.5 pts
20. Nuke the Whales, 34 pts
21. Jimmy Carter: History's Greatest Monster, 33 pts
21. The Free Range Children, 33 pts
21. WO__D_ F_IR, 33 pts
24. Ham-A-Hoy!, 32.5 pts
25. Spin the Middle Side Topwise... Or Die, 29.5 pts
26. We Are From Zee Land of Chocolate, 26.5 pts
27. The Frogurt is Also Cursed, 25.5 pts
28. Crazy Vaclav Auto Sales, 22.5 pts
28. Urge to Kill... Rising... Rising... Fading... Rising!, 22.5 pts
30. The Ny Mets, 18.5 pts
30. We Hate Diana for Being Late, 18.5 pts
32. The Seaweed Sharks, 16 pts
33. The Homersexuals, 9 pts
34. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks that Ever Sucked, 5 pts

October 8, 2013 - Toronto


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror, VII, Treehouse of Horror III
Categories: Treehouse of Horror
Winner: The Team That's Going To Suck…Your Blood!

Final Standings:
1. The Team That's Going To Suck…Your Blood!, 43.5 pts
2. Trojan, Ramses, Magnum, Sheik, 40.5 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 38 pts
4. The Nelsons featuring I'm Joe Namath, 36 pts
5. Alright, We Wrote Our Team Name. Now Can We Please Have Our Free Boat?, 35 pts
6. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Sauce People Under The Supervisison Of The Reverse Vampires, 33 pts
7. Yup, Here's Your Problem: Someone Set This Team To Evil, 32 pts
8. Cup And Ball Hogs, 30.5 pts
8. The Trivia Host's Name Is Brazeau? We've Been Calling Her Crandell! We Feel Like Idiots, 30.5 pts
10. How To Cook For Forty Humans, 30 pts
11. The California Cheeseburgers, 29 pts
12. This Trivia Team Carries A Terrible Curse. (Pause) But It Comes With A Free Frogurt, 28 pts
13. James Hell Brooks, 26.5 pts
14. Abortions For Some, 26 pts
15. Ooo, He Card Read Good, 24.5 pts
16. Put It In H, 23.5 pts
16. The Older, Balder, Fatter Team, 23.5 pts
18. Eastern Europe's Favourite Cat And Mouse Team, Worker And Parasite, 23 pts
18. Models In The Sears Catalogue, 23 pts
20. I Tell You, I Won't Play On A Trivia Team That Robs Men Of The Right To Marry Their Cousins, 22.5 pts
21. I Have Two Questions: Where's The Fife? And Give Me The Fife, 22 pts
21. Stoner's Pot Palace, 22 pts
21. The Team That Must Move Forward, Not Backward, Upward, Not Forward, And Always, twirling, Twirling, Twirling Towards Freedom, 22 pts 
24. Christ Punchers, 21.5 pts
24. How To Cook Forty Humans, 21.5 pts
26. Boaking Accidents, 21 pts
26. Flancrest Enterprises, 21 pts
26. Nut And Gum: Together At Last!, 21 pts
29. In The Midst Of All The Killing And Skin Eating, Somehow We Forgot The Love, 20 pts
29. Stupider Like A Fox, 20 pts
29. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate…That's Bad, 20 pts
32. Ding Freedom. Dong Opportunity, 19.5 pts
32. Hello! Human Flies Here! C'mon, We Stayed Up All Night Dyeing Our Underpants, 19.5 pts
32. My Cat's Breath Smells Like Cat Food, 19.5 pts
32. You Gotta Sell Your Pumpkin Futures Before Hallowe'en. BEFORE!, 19.5 pts
36. Gentlemen…To Evil!, 19 pts
37. Get To The Workin' Overtime Part, 18.5 pts
37. Man Loses Pants, Life, 18.5 pts
37. Simpsons Trivia Rewards Knowledge. This Team Punishes Ignorance, 18.5 pts
40. The Team With The Case Of The 'Sposedas, 16 pts
41. I'm On My Way!, 15 pts
42. I'm Somewhere Where I Don't Know Where I Am, 13.5 pts
43. Yeah, You Heard Me Phil, Two Measly Stinkin' Grapes, 13 pts
44. Capital City Goofball, 12.5 pts
44. If We Lose, We're Out Of The Family, 12.5 pts
46. Moooooom! The Cup And Ball Hogs Are Smoking!, 12 pts
47. Donnie Don't, 11 pts
47. Szyzlin' Syzslaks, 11 pts
49. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 10 pts
50. No On 24, 8 pts
51. Fishbulb, 7.5 pts
53. They Came To Life. Good For Them, 7 pts
54. Biggie-Smalls, 3 pts


Friday, October 11, 2013

October 3, 2013 - Brooklyn


Location: Berry Park
Categories: Kang & Kodos, Baseball & Softball
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror VII
Winner: The Center for Re-Neducation

Final Standings:
1. The Center for Re-Neducation, 48 PTAs
2. The Fun Boys, 47 pts
3. Mooching War Widows, 46.5 pts
4. Hello, I Need The Largest Team Name You Have. No, That's Too Big, 45.5 pts
5. Not Now, We're Too Drunk, 44.5 pts
6. Let Me Have One Of Those Porno Magazine, A Large Box Of Condoms, A Bottle of Old Harper, A Couple Of Those Panty Shields, The Answer For Round 3, And One Of Those Disposable Enemas...Better Make It Two, 44 pts
7. Born To Runner-Up, 43.5 pts
7. Honk If You're Horny, 43.5 pts
9. Bart Gets To Ride In The Front Because He's A Good Guy At Trivia, 43 pts
10. You'll Go Where I Go, Defile What I Defile, Eat Who I Eat, 42 pts
10. Who Are Those Clowns In Congress Clowning? They Have No Business Being Clowns, They Should Leave The Clowning Business To All The Other Clowns In The Clowning Business, 42 pts
12. The Hammock District, 41.5 pts
13. The Stewed Prunes, 40.5 pts
14. Ya Used Me, Skinner! Ya Used Me!, 39.5 pts
14. Oh, Let's Say....Moe, 39.5 pts
14. The ReBigulators, 39.5 pts
17. Da Daaa Da Da Da HEY da da da da, 39 pts
18. Urge To Kill Rising, 38.5 pts
19. That's One Palindrome You Be Hearing For A While, 37 pts
20. In Rod We Trust, 36.5 pts
20. Where's The Any Key?, 36.5 pts
22. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S., 34 pts
22. The Bear Patrol, 34 pts
24. Brain & Nerve Tonic, 33.5 pts
25. Beware This Team Carries A Terrible Curse, 32 pts
26. Paul McCartney's Really Rippin' Lentil Soups, 31 pts
26. On Closer Inspection, These Are Loafers, 31 pts
28. Tennesseein' Is Tennebelievin', 26.5 pts
29. Put It In H, 26 pts
30. The Team That Sleeps On A Pile Of Money With Many Beautiful Ladies, 24 pts
31. Goons. Hired Goons., 23.5 pts
31. Can't You See This Barnyard Noise Guessing Game Is Tearing Us Apart?, 23.5 pts
33. You Promised Me Dog Or Higher, 20.5 pts
34. A Joint Venture Of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 19.5 pts
35. Ay Las Naranjas en La Cabeza, 19 pts
36. Shelbyville Manhattan, 12.5 pts
37. The Duds, 11.5 pts
38. Unemployed Boehners, 2 pts