Thursday, January 31, 2013

January 30, 2013 - Chicago



Location: Atlantic Bar & Grill
Episodes: Mr. Plow, Lisa the Greek, I Love Lisa
Categories: Patty and Selma, States
Winners: P is for Psycho

1. P is for Psycho, 47 pts
2. Secretaries of Partying Down, 46.5 pts
3. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 46 pts
4. Knifey Spoony, 44.5 pts
5. 5 Bees for a Quarter, 38 pts
6. We’re Team Family Guy, Get Over It, 36.5 pts
7. Jeremy’s Iron, 33.5 pts
8. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 21.5 pts
9. Duff-step, 10 pts

Monday, January 14, 2013

January 8, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Lisa The Simpson, Three Men And A Comic Book, Mountain of Madness
Categories: Rainier Wolfcastle, Nerds
Winner: Sounds Like The Other Teams Have A Discipline Problem

Final Standings:
1. Sounds Like The Other Teams Have A Discipline Problem, 50 pts
2. Pumas: The Trivia Team Of The Mountains, 49.5 pts
3. The Nelsons, 47 pts
3. The Sickos At Modern Bride Magazine, 47 pts
3. This Team Has All Your Favourite Stars, Like Ariaga, Ariaga 2, Aruglia and Rizzoza, 47 pts
3. Town Jubilation Committee, 47 pts
7. Mendozaaaaaa, 46.5 pts
8. We Call Ourselves The Good Morning Burger, 46 pts
9. The Kids Can Call You Ho-Ju, 45.5 pts
10. Stupider Like A Fox, 44.5 pts
10. Will There Ever Be A Rainbow, 44.5 pts
12. We're No Bowl Of Special K, 43.5 pts
13. The Team That's As Useless As That Yellow Lemon-Shaped Rock, 43 pts
14. The Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers, 42.5 pts
15. Sex Cauldron, 42 pts
15. The Useless Lemon-Shaped Rocks, 42 pts
17. If People Knew The Real Trivia Team and Not The Silver Dollar-Throwing Morphine Addicts We've Become, They'd Like Us, 41.5 pts
17. The Cane From Citizen Kane, 41.5 pts
19. The Evening Began at The Gentleman`s Club Where We Were Discussing Wittgenstein Over A Game of Backgammon, 41 pts
20. The Team That Has 30 Minutes To Move Their Cube, 40.5 pts
21. Bonerland Medical Association, 40 pts
21. Don't Commit Your Hate Crimes Here. HATE CRIMES!, 40 pts
21. I'll Die Before I Surrender, Tim, 40 pts
24. The Benevenstancianos, 39.5 pts
25. A Team So Sour They Can Only Be Safely Contained In A Magnetic Field, 38.5 pts
26. Shut Up, Shut Up, Shut Up, Shut Up!, 38 pts
26. The 9th Bearded Infantry, 38 pts
28. The Twirl Kings, 37.5 pts
28. This Team Is Back - In Pog Form, 37.5 pts
30. Put It In H!, 37 pts
30. The Bort Identity, 37 pts
32. DOCTORB. The Extra B Is For Bargain, 36.5 pts
32. The Team That Considers You All Scum Compared To Krusty, 36.5 pts
34. Today`s Modern Super Animals, 36 pts
35. The She-She Lounge (What's Her Problem?), 35.5 pts
36. Candy-Shaped Rat Poison Convention, 35 pts
36. Trab Pu Kcip, 35 pts
38. In A Perfect World We'd All Be Known As The Flimpsons, 34.5 pts
39. Das Ist Not Eine Boobie, 33.5 pts
40. Andrew Ennals Is Not Here. We've Searched Every Square Inch of This Bar, And All We've Found Is Porno, Porno, Porno, 31.5 pts
40. Then Maggie Laughed. She's Such a Little Trooper!!, 31.5 pts
40. Too Many Fat Children, 31.5 pts
43. Lester & Eliza, 31 pts
44. The Walking Clocks, 30 pts
45. Eleanor Abernathy`s Team, 29.5 pts
45. John Fogerty Trivia Night Mix Up, 29.5 pts
47. Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test, 27.5 pts
48. Electric Dream Machine, 22.5 pts
49. The Following Teams Are Gay, 15 pts
50. Ajax Steel Mill, 14 pts
51. Team Canada, 11 pts


Friday, January 4, 2013

January 3, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Lisa The Greek, Team Homer, Selma's Choice
Categories: Mayor Quimby, Money Matter
Winner: Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds

Final Standings:
1. Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds, 46.5 pts
2. Eastern Europe's Favorite Cat And Mouse Duo, 46 pts
3. It's Just A Little Team Thing! It's Still Good! It's Still Good, 45.5 pts
3. The Kids Can Call This Team 'Hoju', 45.5 pts
5. RDR², 45 pts
6. 10, 9, 8...8...8, 7654321, 44.5 pts

7. The Escalator To Nowhere, 43.5 pts
8. Black Smithers, 42 pts
9. Awww, The Denver Broncos, 41.5 pts
10. I Can't, It's A Geo!, 41 pts
10. You Don't Have To Yell, Michael, I'm All Around You, 41 pts
10. Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644, 41 pts
13. We've Had It With This Trivia. Team After Team Of Ugly, Ugly Children, 40.5 pts
14. Release Me From Your Kung-Fu Grip, 39.5 pts 
15. We're Here. We're Queer. We Don't Want Any More Bears, 38.5 pts
16. I Grew Up Watching TV and I Turned Out TV, 38 pts17. The Angry Loners, 37 pts
18. Everything's Comin' Up Milhouse, 36.5 pts
18. Rappin' Ronnie Reagan, 36.5 pts
18. The Pageant of The Transmundane, 36.5 pts
21. Mr. Snrub, 36 pts
22. Worker and Parasite, 35.5 pts
23. Desserts Aren't Always Right, 35 pts
24. Hired Goons, 33.5 pts
24. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 33.5 pts
26. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel, 33 pts
26. Denver 7, San Francisco 56, 33 pts
28. The Remnants of the Springfield Elementary School Orchestra, 32.5 pts
28. Hooray For Everything, 32.5 pts
28. I Am Familiar With The Works of Pablo Neruda, 32.5 pts
31. We're Familiar With The Works of Pablo Neruda, 31 pts
32. Grand Theft Walrus, 30 pts
33. The Magical Men From Happy Land In A Gumdrop House On Lollipop Lane, 29.5 pts
34. My Stormin' Norman Commemorative Plates Stolen...Again, 29 pts
35. Horrible Freaks With Pink Skin, No Overbites And Five Fingers On Each Hand, 28.5 pts
36. Sector Sieben-Gruben, 27 pts
36. Bonestorm, 27 pts
38. Team Those Clowns In Congress Did It Again, 26 pts
39. Jeebus Walks, 25.5 pts
40. Prof. P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium And Great American Steakery, 23.5 pts
41. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad, 22 pts
42. These Things I Believe, 18.5 pts
43. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 12 pts
44. The Old Grey Mares, 9.5 pts
45. I Live In A Single Bedroom Above A Bowling Alley And Below Another Bowling Alley, a number