Thursday, September 13, 2012

September 11, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: The PTA Disbands, Bart The Murderer, Homer Goes To College
Categories: Ralph Wiggum, Education
Winner: Bonjourrrr You Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys

Final Standings:
1. Bonjourrrr You Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys, 46 pts
2. Quentin and Jammy... *trail off*, 44.5 pts
3. How Can It Be The Same Trivia Contest If They’ve Changed My Host From A Tightly-Wound Convenience Store Clerk To A Jittery Eskimo Firefighter?, 44 pts
4. This Team Is Cock Of Nothing!, 43.5 pts
5. Sex Cauldron, 42.5 pts
5. The Boaking Accidents, 42.5 pts
5. Yarr, We're Not Attractive, 42.5 pts
8. Thrillho 1, 40.5 pts
9. One Team REALLY Loves The Speedo Man, 39.5 pts
9. The Team Whose Personal Hygiene Is Above Reproach. I Repeat, ABOVE REPROACH, 39.5 pts
9. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 39.5 pts
12. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie and The Great 'Frisco Freak-Out, 39 pts
13. F.B.I. Light Opera Society, 38.5 pts
14. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Time, 38 pts
14. The League of Uneducated Voters, 38 pts
16. Mom & Pop Hardware, A Subsidiary of Global Dynamics Inc., 37.5 pts
16. Thrillho 2, 37.5 pts
18. The Hell's Satans (Out of Bakersfield), 37 pts
18. The Moe Syzlak Experience Featuring Homer, 37 pts
20. Team Blank Needs A Blank In Order to Blank Their Blank, 35.5 pts
20. The Lord Palmerstons, 35.5 pts
22. Born To Runner-Up, 35 pts
23. Argle Bargle, Or Fooforaw?, 34 pts
24. The Washer and Dryer Where The Lovely Smithers Is Standing, OR You Can Trade It In for What's In This Box?, 33.5 pts
25. Iron Helps Us Play, 32.5 pts
26. Dental Plan, Lisa Needs Braces, Dental Plan, Lisa Needs Braces, Dental Plan, Lisa Needs Braces, 31.5 pts
26. Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds, 31.5 pts
28. The Four Elephants of the Apocalypse, 30 pts
28. Like, Y'know, Whatever, 30 pts
30. Push Her Down, Son, 29.5 pts
30. Stoner's Pot Palace, 29.5 pts
32. Where's My Burrito?!?!, 28.5 pts
33. The First Non-Brazilian Team To Travel Back In Time, 28 pts
34. Put It In H, 27.5 pts
35. Alice Doesn't Live Anymore, 26.5 pts
36. You’ve Selected Regicide. If You Know the Name of the King or Queen Being Murdered Press “1”, 26 pts
37. Is There Any Answer We Can Give That Won't Result In More Pushups?, 25 pts
37. They Stuck All The Jerks In Tower 1, 25 pts
39. Jeremy's Iron, 23 pts
40. The Christ Punchers, 22.5 pts
41. This Team Contains Potassium Bonzoate, 22 pts
41. Here Comes The Metric System, 22 pts
43. The Yom-Kip-Purs, 21.5 pts
44. Team Discovery Channel, 19.5 pts
45. The Hank Scorpios, 17.5 pts
46. Mr. Snrub, 15 pts
47. Circles of Paper, 12.5 pts
48. This Team Smells Like Otto's Jacket, 12 pts
49. Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, 7.5 pts
50. The Globex Corporation, 6.5 pts
50. The Be Sharps, 6.5 pts

September 6, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Sideshow Bob Roberts, Last Temptation of Homer, Deep Space Homer
Categories: Kent Brockman, Animals
Winner: The Thompsons

Final Standings:
1. The Thompsons, 46.5 pts
2. The S.S. Microwave, 46 pts
3. The Blurst of Times, 45.5 pts
3. Do Not Touch Willie, 45.5 pts
5. The Antoine Bugle Boys, 45 pts
5. The Competent Drum Work of Don Brewer, 45 pts
7. It Was A Team Effort, And I Was The One Who Came Up With The Whole Team Idea...ME!, 44.5 pts
8. Secret Hobo Spices, 43.5 pts
8. The Team That Got More Gongs Than The Breakdancing Robot That Caught On Fire, 43.5 pts
10. Token Black Panelist, Drederick Tatum, 43 pts
11. B Sharp Minors, 42 pts
12. Shelbyville Shelbyvillians, 41 pts
12. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 41 pts
14. Team Names That Rhyme With Corey, 39.5 pts
14. The Brotherhood of Fruit Packers and Unpackers, 39.5 pts
16. The Up And At Thems, 37.5 pts
17. Egghead Likes His Booky-Wook, 37 pts
17. Our Team Name Is Stacy, But You Can Call Us *wolf whistle*, 37 pts
19. Sexy Dames And Plenty Of 'Em, 36 pts
20. Brain and Nerve Tonic, 35 pts
20. Team Discovery Channel, 35 pts
22. The Magical Man From Happyland In A Gumdrop House On Lollipop Lane, 34 pts
23. Women & Seamen, 33 pts
24. Thrillhouse, 31.5 pts
25. Isotopes, 30.5 pts
26. The Team That Picked Its Nose Too Much. Or Not Enough, 29 pts
27. The Congealed Group, 28 pts
28. You Might Remember Me From..., 27.5 pts
29. Sexually Attracted To Fire, 26 pts
30. Jub-Jub, 24 pts
31. Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three, 23 pts
32. Allied Biscuits, 18.5 pts
33. In Rod We Trust, 17.5 pts
34. Rollin' With The Homies, 16 pts
34. Knifey-Spooney, 16 pts
36. In Yer Face, Space Coyote, 10 pts
37. Flaming Joes, 8.5 pts
38. Boo-Urns, 4 pts
39. Hey, Deng Xiaoping died, 0 pts