Tuesday, November 8, 2011

November 8, 2011 - Toronto

Location: The Gladstone Hotel - Ballroom, Melody Bar and Art Bar
Episodes: Lisa The Vegetarian, A Streetcar Named Marge, Krusty Gets Kancelled
Categories: Prof. Frink, Military
Winner: The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers

Final Standings:
1. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 46.5 pts
2. The Always Lovely And Vivacious Head of Kitty Carlisle, 45.5 pts
3. A Name That's Witty At First, But Seems Less Funny Every Time You Hear It, 45 pts
4. La Penetrada: The Team That Makes Sex Look Like A Church, 44.5 pts
5. Nuts & Gum: Together At Last!, 43.5 pts
6. Sex Cauldron, 43 pts
7. Oh No! Beta!, 42 pts
8. The Beer Barons, 41.5 pts
9. Five Bees For A Quarter, 41 pts
10. Gummi Artisans Who Work Exclusively In The Medium of Gummi, 40 pts
11. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 39.5 pts
12. Non-Threatening Boys, 38 pts
12. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They Bark They Shoot Bees At You, 38 pts
14. Endut! Hock Hech!, 37 pts
15. Robo-Trumble, 36.5 pts
15. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, 36.5 pts
17. The Wee Turtles, 36 pts
18. Dental Coverage: Lisa Requires Braces, 35.5 pts
18. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie And The Great 'Frisco Freak-Out, 35.5 pts
18. Hired Goons?, 35.5 pts
21. The Ninth Bearded Infantry, 35 pts
21. Worker And Parasite, 35 pts
23. The Big Ear Family, 34.5 pts
24. Rag On A Stick, 34 pts
25. Globex Corporation, 33 pts
25. My Teammates Are Not Communists. We May Be Liars, Pigs, Idiots, Communists, but We Are NOT Porn Stars, 33 pts
27. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 32.5 pts
28. Damn Weiner Kids, 30 pts
29. Never Try, 29 pts
30. Melvin & The Squirrels, 28.5 pts
31. An Evening With Jimbo, 27.5 pts
32. Duffman! Can't Breathe!, 27 pts
33. Canyonero, 24.5 pts
34. Bonerland, 23 pts
35. Don't Eat Pork, Not Even With A Fork (Can't Touch This!), 20 pts
36. The Bent Wookies, 19 pts
37. Denver Broncooos, 18.5 pts
38. Mothballing Your Battleship, 18 pts
39. Steamed Hams, 13.5 pts
40. Pray For Mojo, 11.5 pts
41. Ow! My Eyeball, 9 pts
42. Spider Legs, 8.5 pts
43. Two Guys From Quantico, 8 pts
44. The Plow Kings, 4 pts
45. The Simpsons, 1 pt

Friday, November 4, 2011

November 3, 2011 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson, Lisa On Ice, Lemon of Troy
Categories: Krusty, Springfield Places
Winners: The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, and The Candy-Shaped Rat Poison Convention (tie)

Final Standings:
1. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 44.5 pts
1. Candy Shaped Rat Poison Convention, 44.5 pts
3. The Jerks From Tower One, 42 pts
4. Flim Springfield, 40.5 pts
5. Matsumura Fishworks & Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 39.5 pts
6. BYOBB, 39 pts
7. Former President James Taylor, 38 pts
8. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Son, 36 pts
9. The Soul Mass Transit System, 35.5 pts
10. Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover, 33.5 pts
10. I Hope That's Shepherd's Pie In My Knickers, 33.5 pts
12. Guff-Speaking Work Slackers, 33 pts
12. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 33 pts
14. Sing Monkey Sing, 31.5 pts
15. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 30 pts
16. Jeremy's Iron, 29.5 pts
17. The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Acheivement in the Field
of Excellence, 29 pts
18. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, 28.5 pts
19. Juggler's Despair, 27 pts

20. Inanimate Carbon Rod, 26 pts
21. Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll, 25.5 pts
22. Bent Wookies, 23.5 pts
23.The President’s Neck is Missing, 20.5 pts